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Emergency cunting for lard boy Watson. I know it’s pretty much a given that if you’re going to Glastonbury you have to dress like a cunt, but Watson has really plumbed new depths of sartorial cuntitude as the photo above bears witness. Look at the ludicrous three-quarter length jeans with the exceptionally low-slung crotch (I’m guessing the inside leg measurement can only be around 9 inches), the slip-on casual shoes that look like they’ve been ordered from those little catalogues that fall out of Sunday newspapers, and the flattering powder blue short-sleeved polo shirt: surely only a monumental cunt would be seen in public dressed like this. But for me, it’s the choice of hat that screams “NO ONE IS A BIGGER, FATTER CUNT THAN ME” – didn’t The Beverley Sisters wear caps like this in the 1960s? And as MailOnline might say, “The Deputy Labour Leader flaunts his flab by daring to go bra-less at Glastonbury”…

Nominated by Fred West.

167 thoughts on “Tom Watson”

  1. Well another Ramadan over with, just the 1627 murders committed worldwide in this month of ‘peace’.

    • Where did you get that number from?

      “Once again, it was a Ramadan to Remember!
      As religions go, Islam smoked the competition yet again. Innocent
      people were beheaded for not knowing the Quran… children
      machine-gunned for being Christian… yet not a single attack (that
      we could find) in the name of another religion during the ‘holy’ month.

      Against the 174 attacks, 1595 bodies, and 1960 injured in
      29 countries across the globe, there was just two Muslims killed
      in anti-Muslim attacks – one by an intoxicated loner with mental
      health issues in London, and the other in India (suspected).”

      https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

  2. strange how the two blokes who killed Lee Rigby are still in prison, didnt the Spivster have that incident all sorted out with his forensic’ investigation ‘. it was all a false flag no one died etc etc. those two blokes got a bit of a raw deal there lol. oh no i remember now ! they were mind controlled zombies. that was it.. The PTB programmed them to do what they did. you only get that sort of kosher info on Spivey you know.

  8. F1 is normally like watching paint dry but todays race was quite exciting. but why wasn’t VETTEL DQ’d for deliberately driving into Hamilton . very dangerous you twat.

  9. R-Dicky is busy plotting to take this site down He says “My advice is there is no harm in reporting ISAC to WordPress or abuse@enom.com, the police, the victims, but be patient and keep plugging away. I believe a rich celebrity has the money the power that could take ISAC down in hours.”

    He might be tweeting celebs who knows tho the comments are in the 1200 now soon 1300 FFS hes got a team working with him apparently or him using different personas who knows

  10. I am too new on here to know much about Doublerectum, but from what I can garner here and with the view of my good lady wife, who is a NHS Doctor, it is certainly a safe bet to state that he is completely knucking futs.

    Hatstand, wobble, dribble, fribble, tribble, gwuur, fishstick.

    Had Thatcher not closed down the ‘special’ hospitals, I think he would have been resident in one, spending most of his day in a cushioned cell. Isn’t it frightening to think that they walk among us in such great numbers?

    • Stay ignorant man
      For your and your wife’s health, stay ignorant.

      Or, go on ranting penguin and try and make sense of one guy with 58 personalities conversing with himself.
      There is some good stuff from good guys to break up the nonsense though.

      • rd2 talks to himself, shouts at himself, abuses himself…( ! ), argues with himself, and loses those arguments.

      • Are you reading this, my east Anglian neighbour ?

        Funny as f••k and so true, HBelindaHubbard. 🙂

    • Thatcher let the dribbleys out onto the streets to make her cabinet look more sane…

      Anybody remember The Mad Monk / Sir Sheath Joseph ??!

  11. Had me first look at the Penguin. Blimey Rickie + aliases reminds me orf the old fillum “The Man Who Haunted Himself”. Seems to be spiralling ever closer towards topping himself. Should be given every encouragement.

  12. Ed Sheeran does Stevie Wonder at ‘Glasto’…. The blind leading the tone deaf…..

    • Is Charlotte Cathedral there with her placard ?

      “I’m angry, I’m mad, I’m on the rag…”

  14. Tom Watson is the modern day variant of Matthew Hopkins, but not the Witchfinder General. He is the Noncefinder General.

    I imagine him riding a stout steed up and down the East Anglian countryside looking for random folk he can accuse of noncery.

    • Witchfinder General?!! Thats a funny name to bring up how do you know of Hopkins ? I’ll actually wondering if R-Dicky is Witchfinder General or they are friends the similarities are striking after reading those comments at the penguin. Everybody should check it out, read it. Its a parody site but the information is true and fairly accurate despite the hilarious comedy https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Vordrak

  15. Had me first look at the Penguin. Blimey troll plus aliases reminds me orf the old fillum “The Man Who Haunted Himself”. Seems to be spiralling ever closer towards topping himself. Should be given every encouragement.

  17. “London’s security authorities have issued advice to pubs and restaurants since the attacks with the message of “Run, Tell and Hide.The advice includes establishing whether the threat is inside or outside and not waiting for police to decide whether the venue should be locked down or evacuated” Read the Rest here http://hosted2.ap.org/APDefault/*/Article_2017-06-25-EU–Europe-Living%20With%20Attacks/id-3b269595084a43758c5f28ddea32596a

    Run, tell and hide? You got to be fucking kidding me?! This isn’t funny anymore why doesn’t that useless cunt May do something bout this Getting rid of muzzie cucks like Burnham & Cressida Dick would be good and not arresting the native population for voicing their opinion online would be a good start

    How about empowering your own people so they can defend themselves? This is the very definition of absurdist theater. It has done nothing to keep anybody safe. Worse yet is how police resources are being used to go after the native population for simply expressing outrage that Moslems are blowing up people and running people over with 10 ton trucks, PC Plod are useless Cunts!

    • Careful TitSlapper, the po••s are not up for a knocking.
      Take yer beatings from them, agree when they say your house being burgled means nothing, leave unsavoury areas when told coz you cant expect them to protect you or your cameraman, and remember, its racist for them to take a complaint against poor Muslims, even if children are being violated, they will do a sterling job of either ignoring you or charging you with a hate crime.

      Hey, cu•••rs, leave those pigs alone.

      The claim to be underfunded, but even with overfunding, I’m sure they’d still be a bunch of lazy c•••s who are only interested in arresting chavs and sitting down with the paper work fir the rest of the shift.
      They need arrests for promotion.
      It doesn’t matter what class of arrest was made, its just numbers, and that’s why its easier to pick a yoof up off the street and take the chuffedy badge.

      Written by a poor c••t with many po••s in his family.
      Or old family coz i have nothing to do with the grassing c•••s.

    • “And then light your candle like this. Peter.”

      “Thank you Valerie. Now remember, if you haven’t got a lighter then you can use matches but please, please, please be careful and only use safety matches. John.”

      “And if the blood is gushing from your neck then try to protect the wick at all costs because if it gets wet it’ll never light. GET DOWN SHEP! Valarie.”

      “And finally, if the Blue Peter Candlelit Mobile won’t chase them away – which it should – don’t forget your emergency whistle kazoo we made last week. A good blow in that should sort chummy out and is almost as good as the standard issue ones given to our brave Community Officers. Goodnight.”

  18. Spot on TS. This “Run,tell and hide” is embarrassing.How pathetic have we become that the best course of action when attacked is to “run,hide and tell”? It’s the kind of thing you might say to a little kiddie if the “Big Bad Wolf” was after them. We seem to have become such a childish and feeble bunch that we must act like the school weakling and run and tell teacher. Although looking at most of the young today,running away and hiding is about all they look capable of doing.

    The advice should be to defend yourself however you can,even if it’s with just what is at hand…better to go down fighting than just run crying,hoping that someone else will save you……Fuck that.

  19. Has anyone on here read “The Strange Death of Europe” by Douglas Murray ? I’m thinking of getting it,but would be interested in people’s thoughts. Is it a bit highbrow?

    • He wrote a brilliant piece in The Sun a couple of weeks ago.
      I don’t know if he’s a columnist, but he should be.
      If his book is as honest as his piece was then it’ll make good reading.
      If i ordered it, it would go through the Gibraltarian post office where they open yer post if it includes a taxable product from abroad. CDs, DVDs, books etc, they open it the nosey buggers, so maybe it would get binned as ‘hate speech’ .
      Something not right about that.

  20. I checked it on kindle. It’s getting rave reviews.. most reviewers say whilst it’s a serious subject and very well researched it’s not a heavy read. £10.99 on kindle.

      • Come on down Dick Fiddler, infamy at last.

        You have been quoted at the penguin.

      • I expect to be quoted in Parliament,the High Court,several lawsuits and Diane Abbot’s memoirs,if the sick little man is to believed….Can’t fucking wait…the World deserves to hear my views (especially about the darkies)…..Unfortunately I’m not too convinced that the wee man is all there,and I rather think that anyone who he contacts will have the same view. His posts contain more bile and unlawful language than anything that we’ve managed. He has threatened people for too long,and I suspect that he might have bitten off more than he can chew this time.

      • Cressida “Ceiling” Dick is a monumental CUNT, a waste of yards of navy cloth.

        She needs to go NOW !!

        Just saying…

      • Well said, DF… Although given the current modus operandi of Politically Correct Plod, they are more likely to go after us than our bottom-feeder from the flatlands… We are probably an easier target – sounds all too familiar ?

      • @HBH..I don’t think so. I’ve no doubt that he’s already raved and gibbered at anyone who he thought might listen….Hell,he even stated that he’d been in touch with Abbot’s office and that we were all for the chop…..Nothing…I suspect they have a protocol in place to deal with raving nutters which involves ignoring them. The man has no credibility and comes across as mentally ill.

  22. Throughout the silly season (the meltdown at the penguin), it would be good if one of you cu••••s asked for a daily link to the latest page on The Ranting Penguin.
    It is topical as we are supposedly under attack and it’s only fair that cu••••s are made aware about what some guy is sayin’ about them.

    I’d ask, but who listens to me?

    Anybody reading this?

    aww, go bleep yerself then.

  23. fuckin hell ! just seen Keith Vaseline speaking in the commons. the fuckin dopey voters only re-elected him! re , the back to top button. wouldnt a back to bottom button make more sense?

  24. Glastonbury is a cunt… Never been a fan of ‘Glasto’, but this year’s has been possibly the worst yet… At least New Order saved it last year, but 2017?… The music industry whore that is Kunty Perry, for a start… Then The Jacksons… Who gives a fuck if Wacko isn’t there?! Like him or not (and I don’t!), he was the fucking Jacksons… Bunch of graverobbing, talentless buffoons…. And Barry Gibb was this year’s Dolly Parton or Lionel Richie…. Thousands of ‘wacky’ and ‘zany’ knobheads and student cunts singing to ‘Stayin’ Alive’…These cunts would sing along to Black Lace if they turned up (just like they did for Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris!)… Each one should have the word ‘knobhead’ tattooed on their forehead… Not forgetting disco (cough!) ‘legends’ Chic…. Amazing that they turned up, considering that three of the original band are dead… No better than a ‘Chicken in a basket’ circuit band that features one original (and non-singing) member, surrounded by cunts halt their age…. Never thought the Kanye Cunt fiasco could be topped, but it looks like Eavis hs achieved it this year… What a load of cunt,,,,,

    • Don’t forget the appearances at the festeringval by those old ”legends” Corbyn & McDonnell.
      Classic.
      Of course, the Corbyn banners being waved by the fuckwit audience weren’t planted either. No No.

      • Of course the tax payer funded Liebore conference wasn’t really given a biased representation at the BBC either…..

  25. i.ve said it before but it remains true. what normally happens is a group or solo artist has one possibly 2 really good song but thats it. they can’t follow up they live on that for decades afterwards churning out one shit unmemorable song/album after another. and the mugs turn up to shite festivals like Glasto. call me an old fogey but at least the Beatles and the Stones could write songs you can actually remember..

  26. Michael Eavis is a supreme cunt. Went in and oit orf his arse for a year or two trying to do a deal re an artistic presentation. Cunt will only talk telephone numbers and rabbits orf oit from any bargaining and leaves it all to his daughter who then says you have to talk to slap head Eavis who then says you have to talk to his daughter….All the while projecting the old image orf cool. Talks loike a farmer, screws loike a farmer and Glasto is shite. Not that I am biased in any way.

  27. Glastonbury needs an annual cunting. Once simply won’t suffice.

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