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Emergency cunting for lard boy Watson. I know it’s pretty much a given that if you’re going to Glastonbury you have to dress like a cunt, but Watson has really plumbed new depths of sartorial cuntitude as the photo above bears witness. Look at the ludicrous three-quarter length jeans with the exceptionally low-slung crotch (I’m guessing the inside leg measurement can only be around 9 inches), the slip-on casual shoes that look like they’ve been ordered from those little catalogues that fall out of Sunday newspapers, and the flattering powder blue short-sleeved polo shirt: surely only a monumental cunt would be seen in public dressed like this. But for me, it’s the choice of hat that screams “NO ONE IS A BIGGER, FATTER CUNT THAN ME” – didn’t The Beverley Sisters wear caps like this in the 1960s? And as MailOnline might say, “The Deputy Labour Leader flaunts his flab by daring to go bra-less at Glastonbury”…

Nominated by Fred West.

167 thoughts on “Tom Watson”

  1. I love the MailOnline..all that “flaunting” and “peachy derriere”. The best was when they had an article about a pervert landlord hiding a spy camera in his female lodger’s bathroom. What a dirty old perve…..The sidebar article was a piece about Cindy Crawford’s 14 year old daughter taking a beach holiday interspersed with photos of said 14 year old in her bikini. Apparently she was flaunting her perfect beach body according to the text.

    • Oh,almost forgot, for a professional golfer, Tom Watson has really let himself go.

      • He’s a golfer?

        I truthfully thought it was the ex manager of East 17 and The Pet Shop Boys.

        He looks like Benny Hill in the pic.

      • He looks like a confused fat fuck with no sense of fashion either, hes got the fashion sense of a obese fat rugmunching dyke

    • You must be forgetting that ultra socialist creepy cunt Macdonnell who wants to bring back Stalinism. Much bigger cunt than any of them .
      If you say that communism is the answer you are either a total swivel eyed monster cunt that has never read any history or, more likely ,just hungry for power and will settle for attracting the yoofcunt groups who know even less than my grannies mingeplug.

  5. Looks like Russell Grant, who the fuck wakes up in the morning and think “I know I will rock the RG look”?

    CUNT

  9. I never have seen a toddler so fuckin tall, must be terrible whens its time to change diapers.

  10. I’m still in shock! I just can not believe that anyone would vote for this cunt or any of the other culturally marxist, racist, can’t count, rapeugee enabling, terrorist sympathising, anti-Semitic, anti-democratic, free speech restricting wankers who laughingly call themselves her majesty’s opposition. But precisely 12,878,460 did so that is an awful lot of cunts.

  11. For those who haven’t seen it yet, you soon will hear of little else on the news. Tommy Robinson chins some cunt who repeatedly abused him and his family and then assaulted Tommy himself while at a family day out at Ascot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyqXQf0S6Po

    Can you see Saggy Maggie or Comrade Cunt Corbyn marking someone’s card like that? This is the type of leader this country needs right now.

      • No doubt the cunting left wing press will have a field day lying about this.

      • Yea it’ll be: evil neo-nazi attacks poor innocent peace loving liberal hero.

        I’m surprised elements of the meeja don’t get done for being discriminatory.
        Though I guess it doesn’t count if it’s against anyone towards the right of politics.

    • Just seen it . Was that Piers Morgan on the receiving end ???????????????

  12. Billy Bunter looks exactly what he is, a complete cunt!!
    Lots of middle aged wannabe trendies have taken to wearing these caps, they incorrectly assume it makes them look on point! And infinitely more interesting, ” get ahead get a hat” ? I’m glad Watson dresses like this it gives us something to laugh at!……. CUNT………

  14. Anyone who goes to ‘Glasto’ is a fucking cunt…. Spoonfed student twats and yuppie fuckers… Drinking Pimms, kipping in their all mod cons camper vans and ‘tents’ (a tent, with a TV and Wi-Fi?! Fuck off!), and thinking it’s ‘cool’ to sing along to lowest common denominator crap like Kunty Perry (IS loving slag!) and the rapacious, graverobbing Jacksons (utter shite!)…. Every single person at that total twatfest is a complete cunt of the highest order… God, I fucking loathe hippies…

    • I hate them as well. I got delayed in a 3 hour tailback on the M5 a couple of years ago because a clapped out rusting weedwagon campervan caught fire on the southbound. Probably the catweazle twat’s mate had dropped his joint in the footwell or accidentally shit himself in the back. Motorway at a total standstill. Fucking Worzel Gummidge cunt with his hipster manbun. Completely defeats the whole point of a motorway.

      I got out and pissed on my own bonnet in the middle lane and had a kip on the back seats. I wasn’t even going to Glastonbury either. Glastoncuntobury can kiss my arse. Corporate circlejerk in the dirt with a load of new generation plastic t-shirt “Look at me…I’ve been a cunt” whores and selfiefucks.

      • I personally have seen many an air cooled VW burst into flames. They are famous for it…

      • I gave up with Glastonbury over 20 years ago. I can remember 1995 when Ozric Tentacles and Hawkwind were considered too alternative for the event. Then all the morons with names like Hugo and Piers all turned up at “Glasters !” never been since. These days if you want to be alternative you do not attend.

      • In other words Glastonbury isn’t worth a shit going to know because it’s been hijacked by the chattering middleclass and rich ponces.

  17. ‘Jeremania hits Glastonbury’
    The Guardian.

    This cunt has just lost an election hasn’t he?
    Why the victory parade and worship from fools then?

    • It’s fuckin nuts!

      When I was young I used to go and see bands and went to a few festivals but back then everyone used to laugh at any middle aged cunts that refused to believe that they’re not young anymore.
      Once we get to 30 we need to realise that we’re not cool anymore.

      And old fat politician cunt dressed like a twat and a steptoe lookalike tring to be ‘cool’ and ‘hip’ with the youth. ….could anything be more lame? I actually feel embarrassed for them.

      • I’m 42 and I’m cool as f••k.

        Definitely cooler than chaps and chapesses listening Katy Perry.

      • True. The young are pretty piss poor these days.

        I guess 40 is the new 21.

        Makes me about 17. ..I can live with that.

      • Haha you said ‘period’.

        15 was my favourite age.
        I was a milk boy, so had my own money to burn but i wasn’t an adult, so had no responsibilities.
        I was also, believe it or not, a smart kid, so studying was not needed and was put aside for getting off my tits on Tipex, mushrooms, acid, booze and hash.
        Good times.

      • What, would ‘time of my life’ have been better?

        Like I said, hated that particular time……surrounded by some right cunts and especially that one weapons grade junior Guardianista.

      • The period ‘gag’ was this 42 year olds way of sounding young/immature.
        I grew up in the sticks and in 1990 my world was turned upside down with Madchester music and fashion.
        Before there was nothing, then we were all off our tits and listening to the Charlatans, the Roses, Inspirals Carpets, and some others, and our clothes went from normal to multicolored Aztec hooded tops and massive flared jeans.
        Good times. 🙂

        PS. MASSIVE flares.

  18. There was a glaring omission from the c••nting.
    He has the collar of his polo shirt turned up.

    All that’s missing is the sweatshirt tied around the shoulders ala all the rich cunts around the Med.

    • Yea I noticed that. I would say that it’s to cover up his quadruple chin and flabby neck but by the looks of him, I doubt he gives a fuck.

      • The thing is, he probably looked in the mirror beforehand and thought ‘f••k yeah, go getum killaa’

    • The only person cool enough to wear their collar turned up is Eric Cantona, and I hate Man Utd.

    • Ivy League Cunts used to do that look too….. I actually growl when I see some cunt with his jumper tied around his shoulders!! It’s about as fuckin lame as it gets!!

      • Its a common sight on the middle class thirty something married Spaniard.
        They complete the look with coloured chinos and slick back hair.
        And i mean slick.

    • Birds are arrogant & stubborn cunts chirping like mad cunts at 3:30 AM Til 8:30 AM in the bloody morning. By the time they fuck off I’m overtired and couldn’t sleep If I wanted to. Almost fucking worse then drunken scots liqueured up on buckfast wine, They are Loud Cunts!

      • Birds chirp all day but the singing gets drowned out by other noises like cars and the Flabbot.

        I love the dawn chorus but then the dawn in summer here is just before seven o’clock.

        C’mon the birds.

    • I fuckin hate birds. Every time I wash the van they shit all over it.
      It’s not sods law. They never shit on the van except just after I’ve washed it.

      I know for a fact that they do it on purpose.

      Spiteful cunts.

      • Dawn chorus can be really beautiful at times but sometimes its painfully fucking annoying and I want to shoot them and make little birdy sandwhichs out of them for my dogs. I have a bird whistle but it hardly works

        There are so many of them, They are so spread out and deep in the woods so I hardly ever see them. Even when they do their cunting call at 4 in the morning http://i.imgur.com/FCIS4tw.jpg

      • Just finished watching a documentary on Chairman Mao.
        That c••t got his people to massacre as many sparrows as they could coz he thought it would mean more grain for the peepol.
        The next year there was no sparrows to eat caterpillars and other bugs and their crops were largely damaged by said bugs.

        Another reason for me to despise communists.

        C’mon the birds.

      • Had woodpeckers in the garden in Switzerland. Now them’s feckin irritating little cunts.

      • Woodpeckers are amazing freaks of nature and pretty awesome, and i never use the word ‘awesome’
        But, i e never had to put up with them. 🙂

        TitSlapper had some woodpeckers annoying him recently

    • Good on him. One man who thinks for himself. Certainly not one of the brainwashed millions. Hope he lives to a ripe old age.

  22. Christ, the Noncefinder General looks like he got lost on the way to the Golf Course!

    These politicians all look like right tits trying to look cool and in the know wit’ da yoot!

  23. Ed Ballsack was looking a right scruffy cunt too, the whole thing started to resemble a Hitler Youth Rally when Steptoe was bigged up by Eavis on stage.

    • Yeah, people should take note of that……

      Wonder when the fascist left will pull a Kristallnacht of their own?

  24. 100 thousand muslims gathered in a park in Birmingham today to celebrate the end of some fairy story and the start of another. Must have been like a huge pop concert for them. Luckily no fascist right-wing extremist managed to infiltrate the event and blow himself,and a load of them, up with a nailbomb .

    Hallelujah.

      • Queuing up in Kensington saying that they lived in that tower-block and wanting to know when their compensation will be paid in…or hiring a van.

      • I like queuing, my dad liked queuing, my grandfather liked queuing and so did my great grandfather.

        I guess what I’m saying is that I come from a long line of people who like queuing…..

      • I think the British have a long proud history of queuing, we’ve been queuing for hundreds of years!! , next time your in Tesco have a look at the checkouts, loads of people will actually join a queue rather than go to the empty checkout!! In my local Sainsbury’s they employ some cunt to round up these queue fetishists and direct them to the open and queueless checkouts!!
        Personally I’m not a big fan of queuing JR but will begrudgingly join one if there’s something good at the end of it, like a beer, Burger or ( free) money!! Etc etc 😂

      • There’s a saying that goes something like ‘ a Brit will walk into an empty shop and form an orderly line of one’
        True, that, and quite right coz the next cunt to enter will definitely try and barge ahead.

  25. I decided to do my own “Bridge Over Troubled Water” tribute that was more pursuant to current times.

    Alas I was given the cold shoulder by the liberal elite and was denied access to Glastonbury as it would upset snowflake central’s “safe space”.

    I thought it was quite good actually. What do my fellow cunters think? Accurate or short of the mark?

    —-

    You’re not worthy,
    You are small.

    When murder’s in my eyes,
    I’ll kill you all! (Allllll-ahhhhh)

    Whether you’re inside, or,
    You’re on the road.

    And virgins wait for me!

    Like a bridge over London water,
    I will mow you down.

    Like a bridge over London water,
    I will mow you down.

    When you’re not looking,
    I’ll be in the street.

    With bomb vest armed,
    I will come for you! (Oooo-allll-ahhhhh)

    I’ll blow you apart, oh,
    When my time comes.

    And blood is all around!

    Like a tube under London water,
    I will blow you up!

    Like a tube under London water,
    I will blow you up!

  28. “Keeping the terrorist killer confined in HMP Frankland – one of Britain’s most notorious prisons – cost the tax payer an estimated £1500 a week or £78,000 a year”

    Your tax payer money put to good use cunters lets just keep this cunt alive so he can keep on radicalising thousands of prisoners, because after all terrorism has nothing to do with islam… Right Theresa May? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/one-lee-rigbys-murderers-now-10684096

  29. Absolutely right TS, should have put a bullet in that cunts head. May just gets me more and more annoyed but still a better option than Steptoe.

  30. The Labour Party Conference has come to a close at Glastonbury this evening, and the party’s manifesto has been agreed during a drug and alcohol fuelled orgy of self congratulation, the masturbation of ego’s and the elevation of Trotsky to god like status.
    “And how the crowd hooted and clapped their chopped hands” (Wm Shakespeare )

    The rabble were ecstatic, orgasmic in their adulation of the Son Of God. The coming of the Christ in the form of Catweazle, Frankenfurter and a bloated Cunt Watsontheboxtonight. Ye Gods!

    The Labour party picked the right fucked up morons to play to at this fuckfest,that’s for sure. High on gas inhaled from balloons, levelled and psychotrophic on hallucinogenics,they just hadn’t a fucking clue what they were cheering.

    And these fuckers are our future!/ FFS.

    PS. Cunts firing from the hip.. Today, local media in Newcastle were in a fucking frenzy coz of a white terror attack on peacefuls celebrating eid. A vehicle mowed down dozens of peacefuls.

    It turns out a peaceful woman who can’t drive properly drove her car into the crowd and could not brake.
    As she was a peaceful. the story was instantly killed. Cunts

    • The Bishops of Berwick and Newcastle went to the scene to show “love and support to our muslim brothers and sisters.” Fucking idiots still don’t get it. Their crawling and grovelling to those cunts’ll do them no good when the sharia police turn up to deal with the infidels…Neither will their own god. I almost hope I’m around to see the day these apologists have to deal with the consequences of their blindness and weakness. Hope they enjoy a good crowd,because they’re going to be top billing.

    • There are no ‘M’ problems in this cuntry. Move along please…

      —-

      There was a young man called Paul.

      Who lived within old Walthamstow.

      He said to Farage,
      They’re ‘avin’ a larf!

      The ‘M’ mob hates us one and all!

      —-

      Toleration is not integration. We *have* to tolerate, they *won’t* integrate. So were are we at with this particular impasse?

      —-

      I watched a film about the great screenwriter Dalton Trumbo (Brian Cranston playing the lead role).

      Trumbo was a confirmed Communist but actually his views were slightly right of the Corbynistas.

      He wanted a fairer society, he didn’t want to turn America into a Communist dictatorship.

      He was well liked in the film community (with the exception of “The Duke”) but no one dared say a word for fear of being tarred with the same McCarthy brush.

      In the end the film industry basically gave McCarthy two fingers and finally credited Trumbo for all the work he’d done under pseudonym during that period and his first official credit post McCarthy was in 1960 for the script of Sparticus for which he won an Oscar.

      Role fwd 60yrs…

      Do you reckon there are any slebs out there who think the same as us about the ‘M’ problem but say fuck all so that they don’t get pilloried and ostracised as per the McCarthy witch hunts?

      Come on like-minded slebs, surely it’s time to lend you voice to the concerns of ordinary folk to counterbalance the appeasing tones of your “tow the line” colleagues?

      Just saying.

      • Of course there are RWAC but they won’t say anything as it would amount to career suicide, that’s why so many of them openly back all this old liberal tosh!! , the agenda is well and truly set!, don’t expect to see to people with careers that are current rocking the boat..
        I had the misfortune of watching 15 minutes of out of ten cats last night, Carr and co endlessly towing the line and that orish bird who’s name I don’t know ( team captain) was particularly obnoxious!! Kept ranting about the DUP and MAY!! At one point I thought I was watching a party political broadcast for the Labour Party!! .
        Since the disastrous election the left have become much more emboldened and the noise from The BBC,SKY, The INDEPENDENT and GUARDIAN is deafening!!, they are brainwashing the country with a horribly insidious agenda!, worst of all lots of feebly minded people appear to be susceptible..
        The EU has gone from a broken debt ridden , anti democratic and unreformable organisation to a surging powerhouse Overnight!! , apparently we’ve got it all wrong and should meekly step back into line?
        Or risk being left behind??
        Behind this tsunami of propaganda will be messrs Blair , Branson, soros and his faceless Davos pals…

    • Yea I just read about that cunt McDonnell making his speech to the yearly congregation of village idiots that is glastonbury.

      He’s said that the grenfell victims were murdered by tory cuts.
      WHAT A SICK CUNT.
      How fuckin low do you need to get to milk an accident to get political power. Besides, the fire was started by one of the residents NOT the tories.
      Then he asked “is democracy working for you? It didn’t work for the victims of grenfell.”
      What is going on in this country?
      First the fourth reich try to invade and now the communists are trying to take over.
      I see some troubling times ahead.

      • Preaching hate to a bunch of empty headed pillocks covered in face paint and glitter. Another summer of love, 50 years on? Summer of cunt more like.

      • You’re right Sausage.

        Sick and you can’t believe it’s happening can you.

        Even more unbelievable is the fact that drugged up and simple the Glastonbury idiots are, that they are falling for this evil,dangerous incitement by so called politicians hook, line and sinker.
        Even more incredulous is the fact that if there was a General Election again tomorrow, Corbyn and McDonnell would win easily.
        It scares me half to death that there are so many gullable stupid cunts in this country. What the fuck has occurred?

      • McPalpatine is truly and evil opportunistic piece if shit, there is no depths this…….. man (I use that term lightly) will plumb to. He talks of creating unrest and ”mobilisation”……. why the fuck aren’t the police examining this man’s comments and activities? He is openly plotting havoc, someone like MI5 ought to put this evil bastard down pronto!

      • Bloody buggering hell that was supposed to be ”piece OF shit” and ”won’t plumb to”.

        Apologies fellow cunters.

      • Yes it’s unreal that he’s allowed to say these things without facing any legal consequences.

        The country’s gone fucking mad. It’s really sad but if we we don’t get some strong leadership bloody quick ( and I can’t see that happening, can any of you?) we’ve had it. By the end of 2017 Labour will be in power and it’ll all be over.
        I despair, I really do.

      • Labour could have power…… but if Cuntface Corbyn and McPalpatine start their evil BS they won’t last long……I Hope, and I don’t mean there will be another election to remove them….

      • … Social Media, Biased Main Stream Media and, every young Cunt ( and some not so young ) expect everything to be fucking handed to them for fuck all … and the Labour Party would fucking do it !

      • ….and drive the country into oblivion in the process……

        Fucking hell, the country and Gene pool needs an almighty purging of these scum and idiots and cunts!

      • If Labour get in it could be a case of just watching while the country implodes for these brainwashed cunts to realise what they have done.

        It needs to be stopped but at the same time they need a dose of reality of what socialism really looks like, unfortunately every sensible cunt suffers too.

      • I don’t think the UK in its present state could survive a few months of Tweedlecunt and Tweedlecuntier’s brand of Socialism…..

      • “How fuckin low do you need to get to milk an accident”

        How is it “an accident” when flammable cladding is deliberately put up because it’s the cheaper option?
        How is it “an accident” when profits are prioritised over safety? How is it “an accident” when Safety Inspectors say they can no longer do their jobs effectively because local governments no longer have the money to pay them?

        Even by the standards of the usual Tory apologists on here, that’s breathtaking.

      • When it happens in a Conservative borough like Kensington it is an evil Tory plot to kill immigrants and the deserving poor.

        When the very same cladding is in use in leftist trendy Camden the council are being proactive and caring by turfing hundreds of residents out on the street.

      • Negligence and murder are 2 completely separate things.
        The tories didn’t plot to murder those residents, it was a terrible accident.
        As for the cuts, why do we have the cuts?
        …because b.liar and his band of cunts borrowed and borrowed until they practically bankrupted us.

      • It is an accident in that it wasn`t deliberate.It was gross negligence though.Murder however it was not and John McDonnell is an utter imbecile to call something blatantly not murder murder.If he had said manslaughter fair enough as it could well be but murder it isn`t.

      • Hit the nail right on the head there Shaun!!

        McPalpatine could have said manslaughter, that would have been the proper and decent and more accurate way to define it.

        But then McPalpatine is neither proper or decent or capable of being truthful, the cunt.

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