Richard Hammond (2)

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I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE the Rodent faced ex Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond, for a cunting.

After this latest accident it is a foregone conclusion that the man has the driving prowess of Mr Magoo. The news headline – Hammond crashes again. Yeh, and?

Perhaps he should stick to safer TV pursuits, such as guest slots on Loose Women or advertising anti wrinkle cream and tooth whitening procedures for vain, middle aged men.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback.

203 thoughts on “Richard Hammond (2)”

  1. Bebe Buell is a cunt…The mother of actress Liv Tyler, described the late Anita Pallenberg as the “official sixth Stone”…. If she’s sad about her going then fair enough… But what over the top bollocks… There is no ‘official’ Sixth Stone… But if there was one, it was Ian Stewart and certainly not one of Keith, Brian, and Mick’s birds (she had ’em all!)… Why do these griefjackers always spout bullshit?…. They’ll have her credited as playing the slide on ‘No Expectations’ next….

    It’s like all this recent arselicking (again) about Lady Died… ‘New’ shite in the papers about her blabbing about her ‘problems’ and how Charlie was so beastly to her…. The deification of Diana is sickening…. Charles had her number (eventually)…. He saw her as an attention seeking, stunt pulling, cry wolfing, manipulative, sloane ranger cunt….

  2. Whenever my last post was until now, is how long it’s taking me to load this page.

    Why Yoigo?, Why?

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    The media slagged off Diana before her death.
    Most people did.

    And she wasn’t beautiful.
    She wasn’t a dog o’ war, but she wasn’t beautiful.
    And as for being a fashion icon.
    Fashion icon to who? Crystal Carrington ?

    Lady Gay Gay said her and her mother were massive fans of Diana.
    Like her all you want but to class yerself as a fan is strange.
    She done naffink.

    Lady Gay Gay must have had a massive bedroom to fit all tbem posters of her favourite icons.
    Any cunt dies and Lady Gay Gay claims to be in an elite group of fans who were the only ones to truly understand whoever died.

    Cunt!!!!!

  3. Lady Di was a cunt, and Chickboy Gaga is a cunt… Expect the ‘I idolised Anita Pallenberg’ bullshit off Gay Gay any time now… I recall the opportunist tranny tosser doing the same shite when Bowie died, when George Michael died, when Prince died, and probably also when Ronnie Corbett and Paul Daniels went too… As Paul himself might have said, ‘Do I like Lady Gay Gay? Not a fucking lot…’

    I bet Gay Gay is also ‘down’ with those camelbummers… Classic stuff here from Chubby…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzn_uDxW-Fc

  4. I’d hate to imagine how much Car Insurance Hammond has to pay, or that any cunt will insure him. Direct Line? Now there’s a bunch of cunts if ever I saw one. They use famous actors in their adverts that they wouldn’t insure because they are too big a risk and they’re not on price comparison sites – because they’re rubbish.

    He’s not bad, at least he gets his hands dirty. I think nearly killing himself twice is going above and beyond the call of duty. I don’t think he gets many MILFs, GILFs or TILFs (I had to look that up) though – he is married.

    • “He is married”So was Oscar Wilde, Tiger Woods, Elton John, JFK, Michael Barrymore, Mick Jagger, Bill Clinton, John fucking Major (who would fuck him?) Tony Blair, Boris Johnson, Napoleon Bonaparte, David Lloyd George, Jeremy Thorpe……I could go on but you should have got the point by now. I can only assume you are a very naïve woman and you know fuck all about blokes.

      • Mentioning John fucking Major…
        Did you see the thing last night about baby boomers…

        Eggwindy Currie, paedo-friend Rantcid, Two-Jags Prescott.
        Currie pulled a mong-face that made Hannibal Lecter look like a bloody good prospect for a night of hot action…
        She also made some dubious comment; I thought “Now hang on, dear, didn’t you shag woolly-pully” ? Old bat’s obviously lost it completely (never had it in the first place ?)

  5. hammond, clarkson, the other posh cunt all cunts
    top gear cunt of a programme hosted by cunts for cunts

    • Indeed,

      How do you know the cunt you have just met has been a Top Gear audience member?

      Don’t worry, the cunt will tell you within 30 seconds.

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