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I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE the Rodent faced ex Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond, for a cunting.

After this latest accident it is a foregone conclusion that the man has the driving prowess of Mr Magoo. The news headline – Hammond crashes again. Yeh, and?

Perhaps he should stick to safer TV pursuits, such as guest slots on Loose Women or advertising anti wrinkle cream and tooth whitening procedures for vain, middle aged men.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback.

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  1. Being burnt to a crisp is just part of living in a major city.

    Just like being blown up, run over by a hire van, stabbed by a religious lunatic etc etc

  2. DM is reporting that the London fire was caused by a faulty fridge.! How the fuck do they know that? The Fire Service haven’t yet started on the forensic bit yet.

      • Yeah a fridge that wasn’t plugged in but had a half constructed nail bomb in it.
        More likely that the cunts who “refurbished” the block, used the shittiest materials, cut every corner and employed cheap, unqualified EU labour to pocket as much taxpayers’ wedge as possible.
        Excuse my cynicism but I live in a world of cunts.

      • Your cynicism if excused Frogman, it’s a dark, cynical world we now live in.

    • One of the tenants claims that another tenant told him, when it was happening, that his fridge exploded.

      In any case, there will be hell to pay for this for someone.

      • What was the bloody coolant gas? Acetylene ??

        Like someone else said, bomb-inside-fridge, more like…

    • DM hacks are just watching BBC News Channel where a resident of the flats has explained how his neighbour knocked on his door late last night saying his fridge had just exploded and his flat was on fire…

      • To be fair Fred, it’s not like they’ve got a lot to go on at the moment.

        The impression I get from this is that what really sent it all to hell was the cladding not being fitted/molded to the building properly which caused some kind of chimney effect hence the whole bloody thing going up in flames so quickly.

  3. I remember the last time there was a fire.

    Firemen were called to a four storey house in south London that was ablaze. A black couple on the top floor were burnt alive; a family of five Syrian refugees on the ground floor were killed; and a Pakistani family of eight, living in the basement, all perished. The White couple on the first floor survived.

    There was an outcry. Asians and blacks in the neighbourhood wanted answers, ethnic newspapers decried it as racist, police were called in to prevent riots, some idiots even tried to blame Brexit. How could this racist, inhuman act be allowed to happen?

    Eventually a full inquest was made and months later, Black churches and Mosques angrily gathered to hear the Chief Firemen read out his statement. He cleared his throat and said, “The white couple were at work.”

    • …… that part is that I’m not sure if that last line is a joke or not.

  4. The contract to refurbish the building will have been sub-contracted again and again by various companies until the bottom of the barrel was reached.

    Inspection was then probably contracted again to the lowest bidder and then signed off by yet another contractor to the council.

    Most commercial building work is done on retention, I would hate to be holding any retainers on that place.

    • Meanwhile Comrade Corbyn is ”demanding answers”.

      Really? Not even a day has passed and we’re getting this?

      • Speaking of which Jezza met his MPs yesterday and they cheered him to the rafters, slapped him on the back and sang Happy Birthday. Fuck me the cunts have spent the last 2 years undermining him and trying to get rid of the cunt , now suddenly he walks on fucking water. What despicable cunts these politicians are.
        Speaking of which, James O’Shithead has also changed his mind. After continuously slagging him off for not being his hero ,Blaircunt, he has now acquired the status of the Second Coming. O’Shithead must wish he could become a cat…….then he could lick his own arse. Cunt.

    • Hot feces!!!

      Did it have anything to do with Brian PadDICK resigning earlier due to Farron’s ambiguity on gays, or simply because he is was a shit leader with as much appeal as congealed vomit?

      • That and his 700 vote majority in his own constituency, maybe Corbyn, will take the hint now the commie cunt.

      • “To be a political leader – especially of a progressive, liberal party in 2017 – and to live as a committed Christian, to hold faithfully to the Bible’s teaching, has felt impossible for me”

        What a cunt.

      • And religious fuckwits are cunts!

        So, bye bye Tiny Tim. I could say that I’m going to miss seeing this sneering twat on TV, but we all know that would be a blatant lie!

        Wonder which vunt will be their next leader? Surely not that washed up old shit Cable?

    • He’s probably been caught up Gobbler’s Gulch with his gums wrapped around a peaceful cock and wanted to resign before the shit hit the fan.

  6. Tim Farron looks like Joe 90.Who care about the lib dems? More chance of Diane Abbott bingeing on lettuce then a lib dem government.

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! RULE BRITAANIA! WE WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO ISLAM!

    • If there is a god, why should he save David Furnish ?

      Music Direct was better than Britannia

      And whether we like it or not, the cunts that run our country have already submitted us all to islime.

  7. Yeah why? He’s no bigger cunt now than before the election and he didn’t do that bad, certainly not as bad as Maybitch or Wee Jimmy. Has he been dipping his wick somewhere naughty? More likely he’s been filling his pockets with some other cunt’s money.

  8. “Get stuffed”

    That was Sadick Khunts response to being asked if he thought the cuts to the fire service had “improved the service” as Sadick Khunt had proudly stated before.

    Get stuffed, eh?
    That’s the height of the man without a preprepared speech being written for him.

    “Get stuffed”, Remember that one.
    I hope it gets uttered back to him every time he opens his mouth.

  9. The people of London get what they deserve I guess by voting in a peaceful as Mayor….

    • Stupid mongs, what were they thinking with that one?!

      I blame the Pig Fiddler too, of all the people to stand against him he picked Zac fucking Goldsmith.

  10. Well I didn’t vote for the goatshagging cunt. Yeah, I couldn’t bring myself to vote for the Poshboy so I voted for the “Alcohol is Worse than Marijuana Party.” He was some old boy who runs a hippie shop in North London I saw on the telly. I liked the cut of his jib so I thought, fuck it. He would have made a better Mayor than Suckdick, the fucking traitorous Cameldriver that’s for sure.

    • A bowl of congealed piss would make a better Mayor than Suckdick.

      The only thing I lie about Khan is how easy it is for Big Don to trigger him. I await the next bout of trolling from Trump.

      • I hope Big Don has got a new hobby, alongside snowflake piss boiling and shagging Playboy bunnies… Let’s hope the President now regularly indulges in Khan baiting…

      • Those hobbies of Big Don’s are exactly why I think so many find him endearing. The level of frothing at the mouth he induces from the snowflake cunts puts even Brexit to shame on that front! Long may he last as POTUS!

  12. What the fuck has that Ariana Wotsit got the Freedom of Manchester for?! ‘But… But.. She organised that concert!’ the libspaz flakey wakeys cry…. She ‘organised’ fuck all… Her management and PR people did all that… She’d have trouble reading a label on a tin of beans, and even more trouble opening and cooking them… Will the people – the real heroes of the hour – who helped on the night… Will any of them get such an honour?… Will they fuck… But a celebricunt (who actually fucked off on the night of the carnage) turns up, sings a load of crap, milks the publicity, and gets a gong?!
    Fuck off…

  13. Has Sadiq Khan said “Fires are part of living in a big city, get used to it!” yet?….
    Fucking sandspade cunt…

  14. Big Don has other problems.

    “Love trumps hate”

    Love went on a shooting spree this morning in Alexandria Virginia.
    Love sprayed bullets at Trumps allies.

    Surely Katy Perry, Miley, Gay Gay and the like are complicit in this.
    They all wanted an uprising and encouraged violence.
    Well now it has happened, I’d like to hear their views.

    The cunt had been”hating” on Trump through social media before he shot innocent people.
    So no need to label him a loonball as this had been planned in advance.

    I’m sure some cunt will still try to label him “right wing”

    Imagine if the pop tarts had started this shite against Obama and some cunt went out guns blazing.
    There’s be vigils and never ending preaching about the evils of white racists.

    Todays incident will be old hat by the end of the week.

    • Big Don should send all those celebrisluts like Kunty Perry, Miley Fishfanny, Chickboy Gaga, Madogga etc to an IS harem as part of a slags for hostages deal….

    • The snowflakes will somehow try and blame it on Trump.

      The shooter was a Bernie Sanders supporter, now imagine if it was a Trump supporter going on a shooting spree, the libtard media frenzy would be of unmatched proportions!

      Funny how the snowflake slebs never get called out for inciting violence isn’t it?

  15. Farrons resignation made Spanish news.
    No mention of his COTY award though.

    Has Sadick khunt ever gave his views on homosexuality?
    If not, someone should ask him now.
    Not tomorrow, but the now.

    • Apparently he is very comfortable with it, and has attended several Gay Pride events. Some of the more militants have threatened his life for this acceptance, but no attempts have taken place.. I actually think it is all bullshit. Khan attends the Mosque regularly and describes himself as a “devout” Muslim.. I think he is just very good at hiding his real feelings and beliefs.

    • Ha! A peaceful politician being asked their views on homosexuality?!
      Shit, why not ask him his views on FGM, terrorism and paedophilia while we’re at it?

  16. Listening to talk radio and Sam Delaney in my opinion was stoking the fires for civil disobedience aka rioting, he wasn’t outright saying do it mind, Just the streets are tense, this fire could be the trigger, it’s a hot summer. Ever since the election he has been winding up for a response to Labours failure to get elected. Interviewing a sinn fein MP last night trying to stir that bee’s nest. Silly cunt doesn’t seem to understand that the Irish like the division, they like being able to was lyrical about the other side.

    Serious about peace? Stop the violence, not just the news worthy violence but the intimidation and punishment beatings.

    Back to London and the fact that cunts like Delaney (Irish name) who in my opinion is stirring the pot. Smashing up your own streets and making conditions worse for everyone isn’t a smart move. The Liberal left lost the election because the majority of people don’t trust them. don’t vote for them and think they are the cunts we know they are.

    • So, the election didn’t go the way this cunt wanted so he’s trying to stir things up in this manner.

      Fuck, wankers like this need to be put down. Inciting violence like ultimately benefits…….. absolutely no one!

  17. Peter Dinklage is a little smug jiwarf cunt.
    I have nothing against jiwarfs even though my little cunt of a aunt is one, its his smugness i hate.
    How does a guy under two foot tall manage to convince everycunt that he’s cool ?
    He’s not, he’s a fuckin Jiwarf.
    He’s even starting to take over the hard man roles left behind by Joe Pesci.

    Maybe its the cunts who splash him all over my telly that are the bigger cunts, maybe, but Dicklage is an annoying little cunt.
    I’d love to throw that little jiwarf cunt out of a first floor window.

    • Game of Thrones is what made him. The only season he didn’t have top billing was the first one.

      • True, even more so as the show goes on. Most of the other good ones are all dead!

      • Some of the best scenes of any GofT series are the ones where he’s bickering with Jerome Flynn. I remember when his character said, “There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

        Ace.

      • I liked that Bolton bastard who used to set dogs on people. His best scene was when he cut off Lily Allen’s brother’s knob.

  18. As I said a few weeks ago, within five years he’ll be hosting a Sunday night Channel Five programme on hill-walking around Britain.

    Cheerio Onion Head, you democracy-hating, people-disrespecting, gay-worrying, Remain-voting cunt-monkey.

  19. Look at the LA riots 25 years ago, destroyed whole neighbourhoods. Had their supposed watershed moment with Obama and his ‘yes we can’ bollocks and race relations in US are at an all time low not helped by the militant Black Lives Matter movement who are just shit stirrers looking to kick off,

  20. Fucking jesus wept, the fucking questions asked by journalists this evening border the insane. Where is the humanity, and the insight in these fucking idiots. If I had been a survivor, I would have taken one of those reporters to the nearest incinerator and toasted the cunt whilst asking “does it hurt?” Fucking idiots the lot of them.

    • Welcome to the ghoulish MSM at it’s worst! Bastards will probably want some footage of some poor sod being crisped next!

  21. Bugger me. Never thought the Limp Doos had it in ’em. Have torched a multicultural tower block in order to bury the news of the Farron resignation – or at least the reason behind it. IE they put their terminal decline down to having a Christian leader. No option but to fall on his sword then to be replaced by some gender fluid faith fluid arse.

    • Sir Limply, I would ask which of the other 11 LimpDumbs would meet those requirements, but I’m at a loss there. The fucker would also need to be non-binary, whatever the hell that is, too.

  22. The Met are going to have a busy Sunday, Al Quds Day peaceful march in London mainly about the oppression of Palestine and oppressors around the world. King cunt Kahn still given it the green light despite all the shit over last few months and in previous years have actively supported Jezza’s mates Hammas and Hezbolla.

  23. So it begins, I am hearing and reading comments that the tragic fire is the result of austerity, lack of funding, the Tory government not giving a fuck about the underclass. I am waiting for someone to point out that many of the occupants were immigrants, the insinuation being that immigrants lives matter less.

    I would counter these allegations as follows.

    Immigration
    Immigration
    Immigration

    10 million pounds was recently spent renovating this tower block – no lack of funding or austerity there then. When was the last time a council spent 10 million on your street?

    Tory Government don’t give a fuck about the underclass? I would like to see the figures for working\on benefits for residents, many of the people were working to support themselves I would think.

    Many immigrants in the building.

    Well what a fucking shock, whilst many families wait years on a waiting list and single white British or to be fair single Black British can;t even get on the fucking waiting list obvious recent immigrants got a home.

    Tower blocks were never a good idea, many places are removing them and demolishing, London has to use every house it has no matter how shit or unfit for habitation.

    Why?

    Because London has been flooded with more immigration than it can handle. Anyone saying immigration does not apply extra pressure on housing can look at the continued existence of these tower block hell holes and ask themselves why wlse would we still deem these places fit for human habitation if not for desperation.

    Indigenous population is in decline, without mass and unnecessary in a highly technological society immigration we could be improving our environment for all.

    Instead we have this free falling decline in living standards fuelled by mass immigration.

    • Tut tut you can’t ask questions about immigration. I’m afraid I’m going to have to stick the R word label on you and shut you up for good.
      Meanwhile a candlelit vigil has started outside a nearby church and Maybitch has said “lessons will be learned.” It’s like watching an episode of a particularly bad soap opera stuck on an endless loop.

      • I swear they actually have a set routine every time these things happen. I swear with the ”lessons will be learned”, candlelit vigils etc that I’m getting a bad case of deja vu here.

        It’s a tragedy, goes without saying.

      • Well notice that all those that support mass immigration just happen to live in excusively white areas, have their housing sorted, can afford private healthcare and send their kids to private school.

        They constantly pat themselves on the back for being so generous. It’s very easy to be generous with other people’s healthcare, housing, school places and community.

      • I am very PC and believe in firmly equality, I despise everyone equally. On the subject of mass immigration, I have heard all the arguments telling me I must accept it without question.

        I have yet to hear one of its proponents give an explanation of why it is necessary or why it benefits us, not one that holds water anyway.

      • And you never will Sixdog because they don’t know how to give a proper explanation. They’ve been shouting down anyone who opposes it as ray-cist, Nazi or a bigot for so long that they are incapable of coming up with a proper response.

        All the arguments for it are bullshit too, the old classic such as ”we need X amounts of immigrant to do XYZ jobs” is a load of crap because if there wasn’t uncontrolled immigration in the first place these requirements wouldn’t be necessary.

        Enjoy your vicious cycle snowflakes.

      • as always, snoflake wankstains just piss-brainwashed no-imagination dosscunts.

    • You’re not wrong on any of those counts.

      Tower blocks are eyesores that should have been done away with a long time ago.

      I’ve always thought that if you’re going to do immigration, it has to be done properly – the correct controls and checks and a limit!

      Austerity and lack if funding? Given how these things in general were an issue before that, that shit won’t fly. Even with more funding, corners would still be cut simply because anyone would try and spend the least amount possible.

      Still, for the damn thing to not have had a water sprinkler system of fire alarms after all this time is unforgivable.

      Not doubt this will all be twisted for political means though.

      • Don’t knock it too much. One hell orf a way to get immigration down to the tens orf thausends. 600 hundred a pop.

      • Another way to get it down to the tens of thousands is to simply go back to how the controls were pre-Blair. I know it wasn’t perfect then but it was a hell of a lot better than the way it’s handled now. Right? RIGHT?

  24. I’m hoping someone Senior in the Fire Service will come out and say the cuts the Fire service has had over the past 5 years are also to blame, the fire service has been crippled by cuts. Smug cunts came round with clip boards about 5 years ago in my mates fire station, it lead to getting rid of fire engines and closing stations, but like the NHS and Education, over paid big Wig twats have thrown too many managers into our public services, and these overpaid, big wig manager twats come with huge salarys which cripple budgets in the Fire service. Schools and NHS.

    • If they didn’t have all these overpaid manager cunts, that alone would probably deal with most funding issues.

      Yeah, I bet those fuckers nice gold plated pensions have never taken a hit.

  25. That’s what I mean, budgets are been eating by these twats, School Business managers are on £42000! It’s a glorified Secretary job, lass I know worked as a secretary for years and was on £13500 and the school ran fine!

    • Then there is the public sector final salary pension bomb, non of the fuckers talk about that but that’s where a big chunk of our council tax goes. Propping up pensions that people in the private sector could only dream of.

      • I’ll say, I bet my company pension will never even get close to what those bastards get even by time I’m eligible to use it and that’s a very long way off!

  26. Now ABBC are running a documentary on a 15 yr old tranny. Fucking whoppee fucking doo

    • Why the fuck are we getting 15 year old trannies? Brainwashing I tell you!

  27. About a year ago, I was on about £13000 for 5 years doing admin in a school full time, then made redundant and the School Cunt Business Manager replaced me with an Apprentice on £6000 a year!

    • £13k to do that and it was only relatively recently? Those cheap cunts!

      Talking of cheap cunts, got an interview for a promotion where I am on Friday, I don’t expect things to go my way. I best if it does go well, the cheap bastards will only offer me derisory money for the promotion, in which case I tell them where to stick it.

  28. I cant reply due to slow internet access.
    I smoked two tabs and drank a brew just waiting to get to the bottom of this page, anyway, Game of Thrones is shite.

    Never watched it but its shite.

    Sorted. 🙂

    • Eh, whatever works for you Birdman.

      On another note, got any promotion bid (work wise) advice/wisdom for a fellow cunter?

    • Ian McShane was in Game And Thrones… Says he didn’t mind getting well paid, but summed it up well when he said the series was just ‘Tits and Dragons’…

      And you’re right, birdman…. It is shite…

      • Finally something you right wing bunch of middle class binary BNP members and me can agree on. GAYS OF THRONES sucks an infected cunt!

  29. Good luck Prime Minister Sinister!

    I’m still job hunting, fuck all at this end and when I do find something there’s one of those daft stupid online abtitude tests which fail me all the time, even had a test just to drive a van for a well known catalogue store, 16 hours a week!!
    What happened to the days when you handed in a CV and a employer would ring you and give you a chance. It’s a nightmare now, very rarely I’ve seen any full time jobs, the only work where I live is care work which is poorly paid and badly run by private companies making profits off poor old people!

    • I know that feeling, I’ve had times when I’ve given serious thought to moving on, but damned if I can fight the right job for the right money.

      Never helps when even when you send in your CV the cunts never deign to send a reply or feedback!

      What’s a piss boiler is when people you know get a much higher pay than you doing some Mickey Mouse job!

      Nearly 10 years at where I am at and I am now on just over the £16,500 mark.

      Would be nice if it’s 4th time the charm…..

    • Numpty box-ticking.
      I had to go up to my college the other day to sit some daft literacy & numeracy test, not actually part of my course but some “local” requirement.
      1. Cunt didn’t turn up to “invigilate” until quarter of an hour late
      2. Half of us couldn’t log onto the computer exam site, as dozy college admin hadn’t created accounts for us
      3. Had to hang around 45 mins while the dumb bint arsed around…
      4. Exam took place in open-plan computer bay, so no peace and quiet, least of all from the obligatory “care in the community” quota of windowlickers moaning, drumming their hooves and rocking back and forwards on their chairs…

      She said “Can you come back another day?”

      No, I’ve already wasted a day and ten quid to come up here …pull your sodding finger out.

      Jesus wept superheated piss, I think.

  30. Six cyclist have been killed on Spanish roads this week.
    Twenty one since the start of the year.
    Drivers are cunts.

    Last week i was on a roundabout and a car cut in in front of me, i slammed on my breaks, he carried on.
    I composed myself whilst watching some other cunt come onto the roundabout and cut me off again.
    This time i touched this car, softly, thank fuck, he apologized and went on his way.
    I then came off the roundabout and a car pulled out from being parked at the kerb and cut me off again.
    All this is late at night.
    I go out at about eleven, twelve coz i thought it would be safer.
    Is it fuck.

    Anyway, again, drivers are cunts and if this carries on i’m going to get a bell and ppllling ppllling the cunts.

    ppllling pplllling

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