Richard Hammond (2)

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I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE the Rodent faced ex Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond, for a cunting.

After this latest accident it is a foregone conclusion that the man has the driving prowess of Mr Magoo. The news headline – Hammond crashes again. Yeh, and?

Perhaps he should stick to safer TV pursuits, such as guest slots on Loose Women or advertising anti wrinkle cream and tooth whitening procedures for vain, middle aged men.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback.

203 thoughts on “Richard Hammond (2)”

  1. Yes he is an arrogant cunt. If he wants to top homaelf I can think of quicker and less painful alternatives….

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

  3. From Australia. My heart goes out to all affected by the Tower Block fire in London. A massive cunting to any cunt who is yet to be identified who may have been negligent or deliberately involved.

    • I said to Mrs Pillar it was probably a Hotpoint or Indesit Tumble Dryer. If it is then not they’ll be in trouble. Again.

    • I watched some of the interviews with people in the streets. Not a white face amongst them…most of the ones that they interviewed could barely speak English.

      Piers Morgan asked one “How does it feel to lose your home and all your possessions?”… How does the cunt think it would feel? He moved on from that to demand to know why the SAS couldn’t abseil out of helicopters to rescue the survivors… Now I’m no expert,but even I can see the flaw in the plan of introducing a giant fan to a fire. The man really is a cunt.

      The fire was probably started by one of them fiddling the gas or electric meter.

      • Well if it was deliberately started by someone peaceful you can bet your life it won’t get reported on Sky or BBC…

      • Its Ramadamadingdong the fire started in the early hours, one of the greedy fuckers was making a bacon sarnie and forgot about the fucking thing

    • If its not full of peaceful I am with Grumpy on the thoughts for the families. If it is, I might go throw another log on just to be sure. I have seen a case where a peaceful died once of carbon monoxide poisoning from using a charcoal BBQ in a flat. Dumb cunts. As its probably a full nest of the cunts it may be something similar.

    • EMERGENCY CUNTING REQUEST! DAVID LAMMY IS A CUNT. WOMAN MISSING IN TOWER BLOCK IS A FRIEND OF HIS SHE IS A “VERY TALENTRD ARTIST” AND MUST BE FOUND. Of course she is black. I doubt he would be interested if she was white.
      HE IS AN UTTER CUNT.FUCK OFF.

    • On the radio this morning cunts were blaming tory cuts.

      ….the fire isn’t even out and these twats are already trying to blame the tories.

      Commie cunts.

  4. Hammond doesn’t come anywhere near to the heights of Super Slimey Mega Cunt that usually appears on this news site. However I will acknowledge that he’s a cunt due to the fact he has a stack more money than me and gets to fuck off round the world enabling him to see more milfs, gilfs, tilfs, wilfs etc than I ever will. Cunt.

  5. Top Gear is Ok, it’s a team. Hammond is the crash and burn division. More exciting than that fucking awful drone of F1 where someone gets into the lead and stays there because the tracks are not very wide. like holding the marathon in a corridor.
    Driven by cunts,organised by cunts and watched by cunts.

      • Fear not,you are not alone, I like golf , cricket and footie so I must be a cunt in their somewhere, probably for all three.
        Too early for a cunting maybe but Gary Neville is an uphisownarse boring whining smug cunt and thinks his shit stinketh not.

      • Gary Neville is a cockless cunt; he and his Down Syndrome brother haven’t got a bollock between them. Their mother snipped them off when they were kids, the dirty Manc losers.

      • The Nev cunts are from Bury…. They are not Mancs… Gary Nev is a failed manager of a cunt (Klopp was right about that), while Phil is just the worst football pundit of all time… I agree with the great Jaap Stam: when he called the Nevilles ‘busy cunts’….

      • I groan when I’m about to watch a match with either of those turgid eunuchs involved. Can’t decide what’s worse, his dirty bias or his life-sucking, debilitatingly nasal drone.

    • Yea I’m getting fed up with f1.

      Problem: it’s really difficult to overtake, making races boring as fuck.
      Solution: lets make the cars wider.

      Cunts.

  6. So Who had Anita Pallenberg? the ol rolling stone witch has finally popped her clogs

      • Yeah speak of the devil, I read that comment chain earlier was gonna reply to it. Pallenbeg was a real whore and probably did more drugs then Keef did, She was always off & on drugs.

        Also she screwed over Brian Jones the original rhythm guitarist and dated Keith his best friend in the group His disillusionment with music is partly blamed on this betrayal and him being fired from the stones.

      • Read a number of books on the Stones and 60s music in general. Brian Jones sounded like a bit of a cunt but he in no way deserved the treatment he got from the rest of the band, or that fucking whore Pallinberg.

      • Unfortunately Jones was an out of control mega cunt and thoroughly deserved the shafting he got. That in no way detracts from Jagger’s cuntitude though.

      • Wasn’t trying to paint Jones as a saint just saying their breakup had drastic consequences for him. Jones had some real cuntish moments don’t get me wrong his screwing birds and having 6 kids out of wedlock was one of them.

        Pallenberg basically had Jones pussywhipped tho. They had a strange relationship indeed one that revolved around drugs and sleeping with random people. They also had matching haircuts at one point,giving a androgynous vibe to the couples look

    • As was said on another post, funny how her diabetes flared up when sitting opposite Andrew Neil, Peston, Ferrari or any other ‘hater’ interviewing her. That rare form of ‘Interrogating Cunt Induced Hyperglycemia’.

      As can be expected by a cunt with so many liberal cards to play, she is already showing her hand by citing the Tory campaign – and by proxy, the media protrayal of her – as the most evil in living memory, or words to that effect. Presumably the evil Tories/media are also to blame for her forgetting basic fucking numeracy. I reckon her maths is solid though when she is standing at the KFC counter. Cunt.

      The only thing worse than a fat, lazy drama queen liberal is a fat, lazy drama queen liberal who blames every other fucker for her misfortune/ineptitude. If this cunt ever makes it to government I’m going one-way to Beachy Head.

      • The PM is an unatable type 1 diabetic. Does she drone on about it? No. But we must not say a word about the flabbabotamus as it would be RRRAAACCCCCCIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTT

    • No surprise the fat cunt. If she was in that fire they could never put her out

    • Afro Caribbean ethnicity? Check
      Overweight? Check

      I dont need this salad dodging imbecile to tell me she has diabetes, its genetic and one would have expected it.

      • We’ve had the race card, the woman card now the diabetes card. My local MP Nick Boles has a cancerous tumour in his head, still got re-elected without bitching about it.

      • Jabbott must perform Matrix-like dodging manoeuvres when she’s at the salad bar.

  9. I would nominate that odious idiot “Jihadi Jack” for a right royal cunting. A useless snowflake spaz who decides one lunchtime for whatever fucking reason to become a peaceful. Not only that, the soft fucker decides to go to Syria to do peaceful things with other peaceful people aka ISIS. This muppet is the biggest wanker in recent history, and his exploits read like something from the old Commando Comics.He was able to speak on the radio in secret from his prison cell ( load of shite ) and gave a detailed 10 minute interview whilst his Kurdish Captors allegedly knew nothing. Another bullshit bonanza, having escaped from ISIS three times, they ISIS had warned they would kill him.! ( I think they would have done that at the time of his first capture ) This fucking moron wants us to believe that he fell out with ISIS following a disagreement over their policy, and that is when he decided to leave. If you fall out with ISIS, then you usually fall out into a little trench in which you are then buried. This fucking fantasist is now whining that the British Government should intervene and have him released, and returned to the UK. Like fuck! You went you cunt, you fucking well rot there!
    His parents are busy trying to put pressure on the Foreign Office to come up with a rescue plan. They describe this fucking idiot as a kind caring soul ( in ISIS !!! ) and it would not surprise me in the least if they now come out with the usual “mental health ” issues we are becoming so used to.Like all people who leave to fight for ISIS, whether they are white black or fucking blue, they can all lie upon the bed that THEY made, and fucking rot in the fucking shithole that they chose to fight for. Jihadi Jack and all his BRISH mates…..fuck off!

    • Good choice.

      Just waiting for claim that he wasn’t in his right mind due to Aspergers – seems to be the fashionable claim for non-Asian descent peacefuls and computer hackers.

      This government could make a good start by blanket banning the return of any non-approved travels to Libya and Syria. As for cunts known to have ‘fought’ with peacefuls, their British citizenship/passport should be rescinded, no questions asked.

    • Leave the cunt to stew. His fucking parents should be sent to join him,too.

      I wouldn’t let any of the cunts who’ve been out there back,and I’d immediately intern the 3 thousand odd who are already here….in a camp with a suprisingly spacious shower-block.

      Good Cunting.

      • I hope his Kurdish hosts do the right thing and smoke the fucker.

  10. As for Hammond, he is a cunt, but there are worse cunts.

    If I were a member of his family, I’d probably consider him a massive cunt for all the undue stress caused by his shit driving exploits.

  11. Nah, not having that, Hammond is awesome.

    There are far bigger cunts in the world of motoring TV like Mike Brewer for example, the odious fat pie munching cunt.

    Or Quentin Wilson, what a cunt and a fucking annoying one at that who does those appalling ads for worthless car warranties.

    Or Jay Leno, the square jawed fat cunt.

    Or how about that carrot topped uber cunt Chris Evans, he worships at the alter of cuntishness.

      • Fully agree Mike, The Lucille Ball Formula stretched out over decades. Boring as fuck.

      • Gaah Mike, that show definitely deserves a cunting.

        And yes, that show managed to create a coffee shop with more cuntishness per bean than a West Hampstead outlet of Pret.

    • Quentin Willson = oily cunt. He was once tugged by the fuzz for selling clocked motors in the late 80’s don’t you know ?

      • Willson’s remarkably like Rebecca’s blackmailing, car-salesman cousin in the Du Maurier film with Larry Olivier.

        Odd.

  12. Apparently the little cunt had the same type of head injury as I had, I had a massive brain haemorrhage after getting my head kicked in by some gutless cunts who robbed me in town, and had to have three holes drilled into my head. Afterwards I forgot load of things, I am not allowed to drive, was off work for six months while I had physiotherapy and learnt to walk again, as nothing worked from the waist down. I only kept my job in engineering because it involves computers, one of the things that I somehow remembered what to do, and had been doing since I was a kid.

    I now have a very short temper, much like this little cunt, and I have to take a mixture of painkillers three times every day, and often forget who my friends are, I even forgot who my Mum and little sister were. This little cunt is not only still allowed to drive, something that I used to adore, but somehow he has managed to get himself a fucking helicopter licence, which takes a hell of a lot of skill and concentration. I cannot even do mental arithmetic anymore, which is still embarrassing when playing darts, pool, or snooker.

    I have to watch myself while out shopping with my girlfriend, anyone barging us out of the way, cutting us up with the trolley, or someone banging into her or me usually causes a huge row. I was once banned from the car for getting out and having a go at some cunt who called my girlfriend a cunt, and it was that cunt that had cut us up. I wanted to hit the cunt with a fire extinguisher, but she managed to stop me. Having that head injury not only almost killed me, but it has ruined some of the things that I enjoyed doing most, thankfully though not sex.

    Hammond is a high class, W16, 8 litre, Carlos fandango wheeled, four wheel drive cunt, and a deep breathing in cunt at that.

    • Sorry to hear that. Did they ever get the cunt who did it? I’d put his nuts through an old fashioned mincer the twat. Regards.

      • Thank you Asimplearsehole., no, they didn’t get the cunts who did it. All I can remember is that they were black, and stank..

  13. Sad to hear about the tower block fire and all, but saw read some cunt was live tweeting from inside for hours. ‘ I’m going to die’ etc while her followers offered advice on how not to die. Later tweeted a pic outside ‘ I’m ok guys, don’t worry’ , what a cunt.

    • Quite. Could have spent all that wasted time getting out and helping others. Welcome to the fucking shit-generation of millenials and their cunting about on social media.

    • Naturally when I’m about to be burnt to death my first thought is ‘I must share this with my followers on Twatter’…

    • Another week of teddy bears, flowers and Vigils. How long before May and Citizen Khan turn up?

      • Citizen Kahn was on scene at 9am this morning, with all that major incident circle jerk nonsense.

        Apparently politicians are going to have a cross party discussion on it, before the fire brigade have put the cunt out, and had a proper forensic investigation. There are a few more pressing issues, but once again the government has succumbed to the tyranny of the urgent…

        Some cunt is in the shit though, did anyone notice the completely melted magnesium alloy cladding and insulation that was just installed year?

      • Six people dead so far – apparently, all Moslems so nothing of value was lost… But guess what? Mayor Suckdick Khan has declared the fire a “major incident.”

        Well he didn’t fucking describe the manchester bombing or the bridge stabbings as major incidents funny that innit?! And those attacks claimed more deaths, were more brutal and were massive terrorist attacks committed by moslems but he describes a minor out of control fire as major. Hmm wonder where his loyalties lies…

  14. Just listening to the radio and it’s all about the fire. There was some guy on who knows people in there and says he saw people jumping. He was then asked ‘just describe what that feels like when you see a sight like that’!!!!!!!!! What in fucks name is a question like that. This is bordering on goulish hysteria. What is this sad world coming to. Next they’ll be putting a reporter in wearing a kevlar suit so we don’t have to use our imagination. Fucking cunts.

    • What is needed at a disaster like that is someone like Laura Kuntyburger. Her ability to mong up the English Language and ask the question that a fucking retarded idiot would ask is fucking legendary.

      • I’m no massive fan of Theresa May but the way Kuntssberg barked at her in front of No. 10, the day after the election, “Is this a strong and stable result, Prime Minister?” made the blood boil.

        If only Theresa had lost her fucking rag, took off one of her kitten heels and gouged out KuenTssberg’s left eye with it.

      • …. and a swift John Wayne ‘haymaker’ to the temple, so she collapses like a bag of shit … TM would certainly get my vote for a long time after.
        I’ve to say .. although I’m not much of a fan of ‘Two Jags’ Prescott …his reactionary punch to the Cunt that ‘egged’ him made loads of folk see how ‘human’ he is.

  15. I wish Hammond and his buddies would go back to do Top Gear like they used to do in the days of the Datsun Cherry and the infamous Yugo 1.0. Those were the days of trashing the only cars I could ever afford, and led to years of riding a bike. ( I later married her )

  16. Ariana Grande, the luvvie pop tart flavour of the month is to receive an ‘honorary citizenship of Manchester’ according the city council. Its to recognise outstanding contributions to the city, a few platitudes, hashtags and hospital visits goes a long way these days but whatever it takes to shift the shitty plastic bubble gum crap that’s passes for music.

    • Honorary citizenship? For what? Running away for a few days after the attack until her PR reps drilled it into her cuntish millenial skull what a great move it would be for her to go back there?

      For adding a few bits of mawkish spiel in the benefit concert?

      No, sorry. It may sound unduly harsh but one thing that absolutely FUCKING GRINDS on me is the backslapping that so often comes from these dreadful events. Like when Lee Rigby was killed by those fucking barbarians, the bystanders were considered ‘heroes’ merely for being there and filming!

      Why the fuck Ariana Grande? What about the members of the public who put up strangers overnight and helped each other out? If Ariana Grande marched into some towelhead wankshack and shot dead multiple ‘extremist peacefuls’, then yes, rain down the plaudits on her. Or more realistically, if she had done something more tangible to help on the night – now I’m not saying she was in a position to do anything but then again, such an award or recognition should be reserved for that sort of deserving action.

      Platitudes, shit-hashtags and over-sentimental hand-holding are sadly not going to stop the next foaming-at-the-mouth goatfucker from pursuing his quest for paradise on the back of multiple murdered members of the public. Pray and weep by all means but the press need stop fucking championing that sort of behaviour.

    • I like that Adrianne whatsherchops, not because of her singing, but because she is small, I have always liked small women, my girlfriends 4’10”. About fifteen years ago while in a pub after work with some friends, a big mamma came trundling in, she had legs like tree trunks, was about six foot, had big bangers down to her knees, one of those huge arses, and everything.

      One of my mates said “pwoor… look at that, I love big girls.” Dopey me replied, “no way, I prefer little girls,” meaning that I like small women. It took a bit of explaining to what I meant to the other geezers who had heard me, and everything was settled down. Somehow, I don’t think that I would get away with it if I said the same thing in a pub this evening.

      • You like young women who look like children? very interesting M8… Ariana airhead will probably get a blue plaque too doesn’t she look like a absolute mental case tho? I bet she has a disgusting personality too and also she is apparently italian but she fucking looks mexican or something doesn’t she

      • I didn’t mean any offence, and didn’t mention anything about young women who look like children, I just saw her and thought hmmm. She is about 24.

    • Jamie Oliver could offer the tower block evacuees solid gold Rolexes and a new house in the Cotswolds each. He is still a cunt of biblical proportions and always will be. Far, far too much cuntitude in the bank with this one. His past crimes can never be forgiven.

      • Like the Ariana Grande love in ECB, cunts trying to score social media browny points out of a tragedy. As predictable as flies on a freshly laid turd.

  18. Obviously the fat tongued cunt needs the publicity after closing six of his restaurants because of Brexit ‘pressures’. Nothing to do with your shitty overpriced tucker then? Prick.

  19. The BBC deserve another good cunting for their ghoulish coverage of the tower block fire in London. They can’t leave it alone and it’s horrible.

    It’s a good bet it was caused by electrical theft or HMOs with improvised wiring.

    • In that case so does Sky News, they were showing exactly the same kind of images. Trouble with live footage of unfolding incidents is that it’s impossible to predict what is going to happen and what the camera will capture… (just ask Abraham Zapruder).

  20. A Council block in London……no British people involved there. As I understand it few of the “residents” can speak English. Suckdick has been there acting concerned for “fellow Londoners” in front of the cameras. Expect plenty of virtue signalling, tears on Faecesbook, candlelit vigils, handholding blah blah.
    At the end of the day it’s all Sir Nigel’s fault the racist cunt. Oh……and Trump the Islamaphobic bastard.

  21. I wonder if all those good British citizens supporting Pakistan will be fucking off to Pakistan after the game.

    No, they will take the benifits of living in Britain but they still identify as paki cunts.

    Speaking of paki cunts; I wonder if Suckdick Khunt will be saying getting BBQd in a high rise block of flats is all “part and parcel of living in a big city” along with having your kids blown to bits, being run over by vans of peace and getting hacked to death while having a pint?

  22. Wobble gob kuntsberg (that’s as good as my spelling gets with that jizz stain) always boils my piss. Just seeing the wonky lipped trout on the news every night is a ghoulish sight. I keep wondering will her mouth actually fit back together when it opens. As for Ariana grandcunt, it’s what me and my mates refer to as a laptop or throwabout. Absolutely wreckable. Definitely a back door smashing with that strumpet

    • …. as they say … ‘You’d ride her round the room like a cheap moped’

  23. What journalism course do the British bullshit corporation get their shite hawks from ? Three years spent repeating the same question “just talk us through what happened, was going thru your mind”. In the follow up to a fucking tragedy the answer I want to hear is thank fuck I’m alive you fucking menstrual cunt blob

  25. Some of the comments by cunters about the tower block fire have been fuckin shocking and even disgusting.
    Right now all we know is that humans of all ages are dead, injured, and have lost loved ones.
    Pets died in that fire.

    No one deserved that.

    • These days I indeed feel most sorry for animals.

      But I’m a cunt, I still eat them…

  26. We’ve all got a time and place Birdman, even pets.

    I find all the non-stop TV coverage and ghoulish gloating by the MSM more disgusting than anything I’ve read on here.

  27. First thing out of the gobs of politicians is untold praise for the emergency services or “first responders” ( another fucking Americanism that is gradually creeping in)
    So how about giving them a pay rise?
    Fuck off there’s no magic money tree.
    So how about stop robbing their pensions?
    Fuck off, that’s communism.

    Learn the message………..we’re all in it together, the magic money tree is in my extensive back garden and that’s where it’s fucking staying you muggy cunts.

    • Wonder how long until the political point scoring begins over this?

      • Corbyn was on radio four earlier, referring to Harmons pop at government austerity being the cause. The fire isn’t out yet, and they’re already on the offensive. Corbyn, you are a cunt.

  28. Anybody ever heard of Aiqon ?

    They are a debt recovery service and international at that.
    Today they sent me a text message, in Spanish, saying that i had debt with them for using credit in my phone that wasn’t mine to use. Huh???
    They haven’t stated how much i supposedly owe the cunts but i can avoid being taken to court by phoning their number and come to an agreement on how i will pay my supposed debt.
    The number they gave me to call is the same number that has been calling me all day every day for months. When i answer they don’t speak but i can hear an office environment.

    This has to be a scam of some sort but I’ve googled Aiqon and they exist.
    Some people worry at nonsense like this, not me, i love mayhem.
    My mobile is pay as you go, so they are definitely at it.
    If anything Yoigo, the communication company owe me money for missing credit.

    Anybody else been targeted by these cunts?

    • Yep, Malaysian registered company akin to Northway Financial. Both lost their licence in the UK and I believe they are trying to trade on an EU licence. Check out Legal Beagles site. They will have some shit on them.

  29. The Momentum shits will stop at nothing.
    Wonder if they’ll be so keen to point the finger if it turns out to be arson by a peaceful one?
    I’ll bet not.

    Anyone making political capital from this should be ashamed…

    • Dio, politicians have no shame, the point scoring is inevitable at this point.

      Still, to not implement those 2009 recommendations…… that’s pretty fucking stupid and a disaster waiting to happen.

  30. @Spanky Mac Spank
    Yeah the coverage is ghoulish.
    No way i should have able to watch people die , live on my telly at quarter to six in the morning, and in a different country, but that’s nothing to do with my comment.
    You finding TV coverage more goulish than comments here is up to you but nothing to do with my comment.

    As for “we have to go sometime”
    Tell that to the families of the recent terrorist attacks we’ve had lately.

    “We have to go sometime” could be Saddick Khunts new slogan.

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