463 thoughts on “#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #”

1. Tim not very nice but awfully Dim held onto his seat by a majority of 777 votes. Being as Tim has been banging on for the last 12 months since the referendum that a slim majority was not enough to enforce the narrow minority to have to live with the choice made by such a slim majority I expect he will be true to his word and resign as an MP so the narrow minority are not forced to be represented be an MP elected by such a slim majority.

   Over to you Dim.

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   • Of course he won’t, Farron’s just another hypocritical sludge.

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   • I hope!

     The cunt!

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2. That fucking sandwog Vagina Miller was telling us that we didn’t know what we voted for last july, now the ugly cunt is saying the people have voted to reject Brexit
   I fucking loathe that bastard with a passion

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   • Couldn’t agree more… What has what the British people do or don’t do – or vote or not vote for – have to do with this rapcaious foreign chimp with lipstick?….

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     • It’s too bad she wasn’t in Jonestown Guyana in November 1978……

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     • Or Manchester Arena a couple of weeks ago

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     • Nah, she’s from Guyana anyways, if she were in Jonestown of the 18th November that year, she would definitely have croaked when the kool aid was dealt out.

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     • Fucking Banana Gob Bitch should shut the fuck bush up… Looks like the bride from Gremlins 2…

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     • If I were a super rich cunt, I’d pay good money to see her bumped off.

       She’s another smug self satisfies cunt whose very face incited extremely violent intentions within yours truly.

       The kind of intentions that involves a blowtorch, a waterboard and sandpaper.

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   • She is a cunt no doubt, oddly some of the most pro remain MP’s lost their seats. Anyone making the mistake that people voted on the issue of Brexit last night is a fuck wit.

     Labour picked up the idealist youth vote and the obama phone vote (Labour will give me everything free).

     These remain cunts have missed the boat, the technocrats of the EU have realised without the UK putting a spanner in the works the full political unification of Europe will speed ahead.

     They want us gone ASAP, the only negotiating they want to do is for how much money they can extract from us as we go and how much of the financial sector they can take off us.

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     • And generally how much they can fuck us over period, and this election result has been a God send for them.

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     • Gibbon Miller is now trying to claim credit for halting a ‘hard Brexit’. She overlooks the fact that it was May who chose to call the election, not her.

       This woman is now entering the realms of absurdity with her obsession to stop Brexit. Commentators such as Brillo have noted this. Her repetetive and monotonous utterings are now reminiscent of those of Rainman.

       I can just see her rocking back and forth in a chair, scratching her itchy minge, repeating “Brexit sucks, Brexit sucks”.

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     • … and the SNP in Scotland were insisting Scotland remains part of the EU. Well, many of the voters in Scotland fucked them off. Don’t believe Knickerless Krankie that the ‘protest vote’ was all about Indy Ref2 … was it fuck. She’s totally disregarded the million Scots that voted for Brexit … and although the ‘Brexit Map of constituencies’ showed Scotland as a 100% remain …. it wasn’t a 100% of the population .. and since the EU Referendum, many Scots have seen the EU for the Cunts they are
       All the people I know that voted Tory in Scotland did so for a hard Brexit and ‘fuck off’ to some sort of ‘diluted deal’ that appears may now be on the cards … if Brexit happens at all.

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     • And all the shite cunters were talking about Scotch/Scottish people when we told them it was the SNP not Scotland.

       We tried to tell them, but would they listen?
       Would they fuck.

       Ignorant cunters.

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3. QT this evening, most of the specially selected audience can’t even speak in English, and are obviously pro abandonment of article 50. The BBC have excelled themselves this evening, and have only just fallen short of arming people with weapons and inciting revolution. The BBC needs to be disbanded.

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   • I’m passing on QT, I don’t want to watch anything abut politics at the moment, I am still disgusted about it all.

     The BBC are cunts who should be shut down. End of.

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     • The last time I bothered watching it, Robin Day was still in charge….

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4. Armando ianucci, Alistair Campbell, Shami Chakribati. Cunts CUNTS CUNTS!!

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   • Kill them all with fire I say.

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   • Isobel Oakshott is a bit of fit crack though, I would

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     • Neck like a giraffe.

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     • Deepthroat

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5. BBC Question Time audience. Cunts CUNTS CUNTS!!

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   • Did they drag out the “peaceful” who’s on every week again?

     Tossers.

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6. I want Dimbledick in the next dead pool.!

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   • I want that whole panel and audience in the dead pool. Or better yet, dead period, more air for the rest of us!

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7. Alistair Campbellend needs to slide down a razor blade using his balls as brakes. What a cunt. What a fucking audience what a fucking farce.

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8. This cunt of a foreign audience are planning our future…who the fuck asked them ?

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   • Deport of off the cunts!

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9. HIGNFY audience. Cunts CUNTS CUNTS!!

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   • I don’t think I want to know what the QT cunts have done now……

     Kill them all and let them get sent to hell.

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   • Along with the teams and presenter no doubt….

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     • Oooh, that reads like a nice idea to me!

       In all seriousness, QT is a piece of crap anyway. I’ll never forget the 1st ever one I saw. It was just a couple of days after 9/11 and they let a couple of peaceful slags spew their hate about America. Just. 3. days. after. that. atrocity.

       Fuck the BBC.

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   • Good to see Hislop remind the audience that Labour actually lost. Cheering bunch of leftie twats.

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10. Dim Farron and Dick Clegg have had a massive bust up. one wants another election because the public didn’t know what they were voting for, and the other one said fuck that

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    • Hahahah!! Excellent…

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11. Honest question.

    Who the fuck won the general election?

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    • The Fourth Reich

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    • Well in terms of number of seats it was the Tories.

      Fuck knows why Corbyn is swaggering around like he one when the cunt couldn’t even for a coalition of cunts to get enough seats. Fucking mong.

      LimpDumbs are no doubt extolling their great revival with their ……12 seats. Clegg and that thing from Sptting Image both lost their seats.

      The Sturgeon cunt seems to be delusional, he’s acting like she didn’t just lose 22 seats including those of Toadface and Anus Robertscum.

      The Greens claims they will never get into bed with the Tories and claim they are a political force with their…….1 seat. In Freakland.

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      • Looking forward to baiting the Gaytard and Hove Albion fans next season… Not seen them since they were leathered at the 83 Cup Final…. ‘Shit on the seagulls tonight!’

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      • Reckon they will go straight (ha!) back down again?

        I reckon them and Shuddersfield will.

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      • Fucking right.
        That scruffy retard Corbyn was on telly saying how he should be forming a minority government. WHY? YOU LOST YOU FUCKING COMMIE TWATHEADED FUCKWIT!!!
        Surely it’s not that hard to understand…. cunt.

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      • It’s mathematically impossible even with 5 parties joining together.

        Still, when you have a Shadow Chancellor who can’t do sums, how can you expect his boss to be any different?..

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      • The bottom line is… It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that May ran a shite campaign; that she didn’t get the required majority; that we have a hung parliament.

        And liebore STILL bloody lost !! Did Jezzer walk in to No. 10. No, he didn’t. The tories fucked up biggest time, liebore were 56 seats behind…

        So only The Flabbott could claim that they won !! And where is she, btw ??!

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      • In KFC ????

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12. Just reading about the punter who lost 70K on a Tory majority, Jezza’s trots sending him to the poor house early and starting as they mean to go on.

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13. Post number 349

    Feels like the ranting penguin, what with all this scrolling.

    I don’t know what will finish me off first, epilepsy or sprained thumb?

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    • The M*ds do seems to be a bit slow with doing a new thread some days…..

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      • Ok, post number 357….. this is becoming a bit of a mission now. New thread please m*ds!

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14. We still don’t know who won the competition. I can’t find a website that just lists the winners. They haven’t updated http://www.politicsresources.net yet.

    No fancy maps or percentages, just the names please. I have written a program to compare my selection with the full new list of MPs and it will tell me who is NOT in the new list i.e. who lost.

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15. From what I’ve seen today Mrs May has a new facial expression.

    Only ever seen once before….when Bill Cosby realised he’d handed his date the wrong glass….

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16. Here’s my first thoughts…

    https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2017/06/10/i-know-nothing-about-politics/

    We should start a new game – guess the date of the next election. I pick 2nd November 2017.

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    • Not BoJo, surely not!

      David Davis. Always come across as a decent bloke without 4 bags of plums in his gob and doesn’t mind a scrap when it’s called for.

      That said when the UK voted to leave the EU and Cameron resigned, the big money was on BoJo being the next PM. At that time I thought: “Fuck no! I hope May gets it. We need another strong woman in power for a bit.”

      Boy was I right but totally wrong about that one!

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      I see the main focus for the Scottish Connies Leader – Ruth Davidson – after this shambles, is to ensure that the rights for bean-flickers (like her) and batty-boys are preserved.

      Wow just taken control of the highest number of Conny seats in Jockland since 1983 through no small part of your efforts in rubbishing Jimmy Krankie and her mob and your first pressure point is LGBT rights!?!

      Fuck brexit, fuck the economy, fuck terrorist attacks, let’s get those high priority things out on the table first eh! FFS!

      No one cares about your personal preferences Ruth and no one in our society will dilute the rights of any group based on their sexual orientation in this day and age – with the exception of one sector of society, the “peaceful” sector of society.

      So if preserving LGBT rights is the most important thing on your agenda Ruth then you need to get on a much needed bandwagon of pillorying the “peaceful” cunts in our society, their backwards views and their lust to see us all dead and replaced with a Shariah Law nation!

      Do that and you’d:

      a) Be leaning against an open door as far as the non-“peaceful” members of society are concerned.

      b) Bolster and increase your popularity in both Scotland and across the UK.

      c) Be free as a bird to muff-dive as often as you like and have your public wedding in church (as just passed by Jockland this week) without fear of being stoned or having your head cut off!

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17. If Treeza goes cant realistically see who’s on the cards to replace her, talk of Jacob Rees Mogg but he looks and sounds like a Dickensian school master from the 1890’s and will not appeal to the uni snowflake Corbynista cunts who the Tories need to win back. Id like David Davies but at 68 might be seen as too old for the long haul. In other news MP for South Cambridgeshire Heidi Allen is a fox! Where have they been hiding her?

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    • Hmmm I agree, a tasty morsel and well worth a vote! I see that she predicts that Treez will be gone in 6 months! A bit naughty that eh ?

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    • Davis would get my vote.

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      • Wonder what Maggie would have thought of May and Thursday night’s fiasco?….

        I don’t think Maggie would have let May anywhere near her cabinet, and the Iron Lady would only have acknowledged the increasingly disgusting Banana Gob if she was in some kind of skivvying role…. ‘Get the tea, Gina! Jeldi!’

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      • He did get mine when he ran against Cameron. I still feel the party made a mistake with that one.

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      • Hameron-Pigfucker…

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18. Theresa May has royally fucked herself and all of us whilst she was at it, Brexit isn’t going to be Brexit now, We are going to have the worst possible deal, with open borders and end up paying more for less.

    On top of that she has elevated Corbyn and his merry Marxist band from political joke to legitimate political force. She has had to do a deal with he devil, the DUP are going to drive voters away in droves.

    Telling the very people you rely on that you are going to take away everything they worked for their entire lives isn’t great electioneering and to be honest it exposes that there is a lot of truth in what people say about the tories.

    She compounds all of that by failing to highlight the hidden evils of the Labour manifesto auch of land tax which would of fucked up far more people than the geriatric tax and might of made young people think twice about voting Labour.

    Two party politics was on the wain until this election, Corbyn and May have conducted a pincer movement and put us back into the status quo of LabCon where the real losers are decent working people who are raped to finance either the very rich or the feckless.

    Thanks a bunch cunt

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    • Never a truer word spoken Sixdog!

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    • Maybe May never had any intention of doing Brexit, and this election was part of her plan?…. I just hope Boris or Davies gets in and sorts it out… And Banana Gob should be silenced… This self serving, self representing, self appointed, unelected, patronising, raoacious businessman’s prossie needs to either shut up or be shut up…

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      • Always amazed me how no one in the public eye never said to her: “Who the fuck asked you? Cunt!”

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      • The cunt who offed Saint Holy Jo Of The Blessed Cox was, indeed, a cunt…. Should have done for Banana Gob instead…

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    • ..Am I being cynical here, but …. I would bet my last tenner on Fiona Hill and Nick Timothy, May’s ‘wonder team’ of advisers, .. both being ‘Remainers’ …. apparently quite a bullying pair and a ‘closed shop’, so much so that even May herself was probably frightened to question them, and certainly no other cabinet member would.
      What if they were in ‘the pocket’ of some bigger Cunt … a couple of million quid each which would be buttons to some Cunt with a lot more to lose in a Hard Brexit… run the worst campaign imaginable, throw in enough stuff to the manifesto that you’re going to piss off Tory voters of at all levels ( nobody would question that) .. P45 at the end of it, but hey-ho, Brexit far more difficult to carry out ‘successfully’ ..
      I mean, remainer May wouldn’t protest too much.

      Only saying …..

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      • You “May” well be right. It has been said that we should never have been led by a remainer. Yet this morning, there are calls for Philip Hammond to be the next “leader”. I absolutely fucking despair.
        As for today’s young, well, it strengthens my argument that the vote is “earned”. By that I mean, to be eligible to vote, some level of intelligence needs to exist. Some maturity needs to be shown, and some value or service to the country must be evidential.
        To give carte blanche the vote to a bunch of hysterical self important university fuckwits is perhaps the greatest failure of our society.
        On Corbyn’s part, the next smart move is to register all dogs arses to vote. They produce enough shit to satisfy any socialist.

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19. As long as that smear of slime, Michael Gove, is not allowed near anything….

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    • He can go near Abbott and no further.

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    • “Twas brillig, and the slithy Gove…”

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      • “And said merriment betwixt the two, rancourous to both knave and prince alike! Aghast they were, reaching for knives to blind themselves, such be the depravity!”

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      • Ah, Chubby Brown. What a poet.

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20. There was a demo in London yesterday, against the result of the election. Usual scum in attendance, crusties with socialist worker placards and half wits with their home made efforts, smash the tories etc. Apparently Lilymong was trying to find a babysitter so she could attend, and give it a z list boost. Still don’t get democracy do they? Now, there’s an online petition to oppose the tories and the DUP forming a government. This ain’t X Factor you cunts! I don’t think anyone is happy with the result of the election. This kind of political turmoil and uncertainty is no good for anyone. May is now surely a leading contender for cunt of the year.

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    • But the thick as pigshit spazmotron that is Lily Mong didn’t vote either Tory or Labour… She voted for some ridiculous ‘feminist’ clown from some feminazi ‘equality’ party… Thus, wasting her vote and showing that either party , and the actual result, mean nothing to her… The woman (I use the term loosely!) is a fucking clueless mong…

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      • I didn’t know that. Brilliant! If she doesn’t know that voting for a pointless candidate that has no chance of being elected has no bearing on the outcome of the election, how the fuck can she moan about the actual result? Thick as fuck!

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      • Here it is, Gutstick…

        This is vintage snowflake cuntery, and prime, premium mong…

        https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/872776001599754240

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      • Cheers norm. What a chump she is! Best that she follows her heart, because there’s fuck all in her head.

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    • I was driving yesterday and on the M1 from Leicester I was looking for something worthwhile on the radio. DAB i hit the search button and before I knew it the car was filled with a full on Islamic preacher.

      This was a local Islamic radio station WTF, had the M1 diverted me to Islamabad? No I was still in Blighty.

      Now from History I know that the Germans, Russians, Yanks and others had all set up Radio stations in countries they had invaded and occupied to broadcast their message to the masses.

      So here we are invaded and occupied with our Vichy political parties pretending to be in control but actually just mouth pieces for occupying invaders.

      R.I.P Great Britain, I loved you and lost you.

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      • I know what you mean Sixdog. I went back to my home city for a day recently to see how much it had changed. I watched some colour footage online from VE Day 1945 where tanks, jeeps and servicemen and women were holding parties in the city square following the end of WW2.

        Fast forward 72 years and in the very same spot near the cathedral, loads of muzzies were selling copies of the Quran down the street. I felt like a spot on a domino. Sad sad times. I just shook my head, made a slow walk back to the car and got away from there. We’re fucked. Politicians and sheeple apathy have sleepwalked us into the death of Britain and a fuck-out of real size. Will the last truly British person to leave the country, turn the lights off.

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      • Too true TW. Watching the election results on Thursday night, when constituencies with peaceful populations came up, it was usually a candidate with a peaceful name victorious. It can only get worse.

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    • The Left wing have clearly convinced me that they are Nazi’s with another “tag”ie Socialist.

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21. Could I just give my congrats to Bruvver Jezzah. Congratulations for fucking the country up. As a younger man he must have dreamed of causing anarchy to an establishment that he and his cohorts, McDonnel, McLuskey, Fattbot et al so despise and continue to do so to this day. By waving his fairy wand and offering totally undeliverable promises to people who, nievely, tho I can’t blame them, in my opinion have accepted unquestioningly that it can all be delivered without any comeback on themselves. Sure in the short term everything will all be glitter and roses but once reality kicks in and the sums no longer add up and we are then compelled to stump up as is always the case under short sited labour governments. So now we have a government that can be held to ransom by every fucking cunt under the sun like the EU, Lib Dem lords and vagina mullah and end up achieving absolutely Jack Fuck. All we are in for now is a country stumbling from one fuck up to the next. So for that I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of the Tory cunts who were too stupid and arrogant not to see that coming. There is no easy answer so get braced for a round of piss boiling events that will have this site using up more energy than the national grid can supply.

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    • Brilliant rage mate!

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22. The election reminds me of the aesops fable The tortoise and the hare!! , but instead of the hare having a kip and losing our hare had a nasty bout of verbal diarrhoea, other than that it’s pretty much spot on!!

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23. Your on the wrong site…. this is..
    Is a cunt?? Not …I am a cunt!!

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    • He should try starting a new site called Boring cunt.com. He is really good at that. Fuck all else though….

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24. I forcast these things in the coming months:

    1/ May will hopefully fuck off.
    2/ David Davis or Boris will hopefully become leader.
    3/ Another General Election will occur.
    4/ Another EU referendum and the remainers will win. ( Cunts).
    5/ I will get a stiffy every time I see Heidi Allen.

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25. You ever thought of going in for the paralympics Richard my boy.

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26. Good conversation with your niece though.

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    • I think in fishing that’s called a bite!!
      Nice work…..😂😂😂

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27. And bugger me, I thought Pauline Collins was an actress. You can’t imagine what a surprise that was. In the latest round of electoral results she didn’t even manage to retain her deposit. Still, worth a try.

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28. Did I say that I was referring to your niece Richard. I don’t recall posting that ?

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    • No, the young lady I was referring too has a computing and internet business, and it has been established for quite some time now. I called you Richard because that is the only name I know you by.

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      • Oh….I forgot…her name was Doubleday too! How extraordinary !

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29. I know this my sound unpalatable but I think the dozy cunts in the tory fuck up party should now try to bring in some labour cunts into these E-fuck-U negotiations. We know now that so called hard brex is off the agenda. If she tries to muddle thru with the cunts she is gonna be back and forward getting fucked about and frustrated by all the anti democratic liberal remoaners that in the end we will end up in a dinghy being towed behind the slave ship SS EU. While the labour cunts are still fresh saying we ARE leaving and free movement will stop and while they can still be held to that the best hope of achieving anything meaningful and getting it thru parliament is to take some of their cunts along to show a united front. Maybe we could take Flabbo along. They would just sit and stare at her, mouths open and eyes agog and muttering yeah, yeah, of course whatever. Don’t leave me in the room with that!!!!

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    • A hard Brexit is still very possible IF the government wishes.The only thing that will stop a hard brexit, will be political pandering to those opposed. Go for it, and tell Merkel to simply fuck off..

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      • And do a ‘Joan of Arc’ on Banana Gob…

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    • Carolyn is such a wonderful person!

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30. DVLA

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    • Someone was asking who I worked for. I simply responded. Is that Ok Richard?

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      • Thats right Richard. We aren’t paid a lot of money. We simply coordinate all the computers for DVLA, HMRC, Customs Division. V&E, and of Course UKBA. I think we work very hard and for little pay…..but the benefits !

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