#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #

Right here are are the entries for who cunts here think will lose their seat.(This is the also the official thread for general election shitposting.

Picks:

Shaun
1)Cat Smith
2)Helen Goodman
3)Clive Lewis
4)Liz McInnes
5)Byron Davies
6)Gavin Barwell
7)Tulip Siddiq
8)Kate Green
9)Gareth Snell
10)Liz Kendall
11)Dennis Skinner
12)Nick Clegg
13)Tim Farron
14)Simon Danczuck
15)Holly Lynch
16)Chuka Umunna
17)Yvette Cooper
18)Owen Smith
19)Chris Bryant
20)Paul Flynn
21)Kate Hoey
22)David Winnick
23)Rupa Huq
24)Calum Kerr
25)Ruth Cadbury
26)Wes Streeting
27)Daniel Zeichner
28)Joan Ryan
29)Dawn Butler
30)Ed Miliband
31)Alastair Carmichael
32)Tom Brake
33)Ian Murray
34)Jess Phillips
35)Ben Gummer
36)Tom Watson
37)Ian Austin
38)Neil Coyle
39)Kerry McCarthy
40)Geoffrey Robinson
41)Ruth Smeeth
42)Ivan Lewis
43)Jon Cruddas
44)Angus Robertson
45)Mary Creagh
46)Emily Thornberry
47)John McDonnell
48)Diane Abbott
49)Jermey Corbyn
50)David Lammy

Megacunt:
Chris Matheson
Rupa Huq
Ruth Cadbury
Holly Lynch
Margaret Greenwood
Wes Streeting
Paul Farrelly
John Woodcock
Rob Marris
Tulip Siddiq
Joan Ryan
Peter Kyle
Paula Sherriff
Cat Smith
Natascha Engel
Gareth Thomas
Madeleine Moon
Tom Blenkinsop
Karen Buck
David Winnick
Rosena Allin-Khan
Ian Lucas
Richard Burden
Mary Creagh
Vernon Coaker
Clive Efford
Robert Flello
Gisela Stuart
Susan Jones
Jim Cunningham
Jenny Chapman
David Hanson
Gordon Marsden
Mark Tami
Nic Dakin
Kerry McCarthy
Paul Flynn
Alan Whitehead
Helen Goodman
Lindsay Hoyle
Daniel Zeichner
Albert Owen
Rob Flello
David Crausby
Neil Coyle
Liz McInnes
Tulip Siddiq
Alan Meale
Julie Cooper
Ivan Lewis

Anton Pillar
1. Mhairi Black
Paisley and Renfrewshire South (SNP). Back to school for this cunt!
2. Chris Matheson
City Of Chester (Labour)
3. Rupa Huq
Ealing Central & Acton (Labour)
4. Calum Kerr
Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk (SNP)
5. Holly Lynch
Halifax (Labour)
6. Tom Brake
Carshalton & Wallington (LibDem)
7. Ian Murray
Edinburgh South (Labour)
8. Alistair Carmichael
Orkney & Shetland (LibDem)
9. Margaret Greenwood
10. Holly Lynch
11. Wes Streeting
12. Paul Farrelly
13. John Woodcock
14. Rob Marris
15. Joan Ryan
16. Tulip Siddiq
17. Catherine Smith
18. Ian Lucas
19. Natascha Engel
20. Madeleine Moon
21. David Winnick
22. Karen Buck
23. Gareth Thomas
24. Gordon Marsden
25. Kirsten Oswald (SNP)
26. John Nicolson (SNP)
27. Andy Slaughter
28. Byron Davies
29. Amanda Solloway
30. Corri Wilson (SNP)
31. Tim Farron
32. Jonathan Reynolds
33. Stephen Gethins (SNP)
34. Richard Burden
35. Rob Flello
36. Jamie Reed
37. Vernon Coaker
38. Jess Phillips
39. Iain Wright
40. Nic Dakin
41. Jenny Chapman
42. Jim Cunningham
43. Julie Cooper
44. Mark Tami
45. Helen Goodman
46. Paul Flynn
47. Kerry McCarthy
48. Thangam Debbonaire
49. Karin Smyth
50. Ben Bradshaw

Freddie the Frog:
My entry is:

(1) Little Timmy Farron

Thatโ€™ll do me

Canโ€™t be arsed with the rest

Dioclese:
1. Norman Lamb
2. Caroline Lucas
3. Cat Smith
4. Ian Murray
5. Mary Creach
6. Jess Phillips
7. John McDonnell
8. Wes Streeting
9. Peter Kyle
10. John Nicolson
11. Ben Bradshaw
12. Chris Bryant
13. David Winnick
14. Tim Farron
15. Ed Miliband
16. Gareth Snell
17. Chris Mathewson
18. Rupa Huq
19. Nick Clegg
20. Sarah Olney
21. John Pugh
22. Albert Owen
23. Ruth Cadbury
24. Margaret Greenwood
25. Holly Lynch
26. Natasha Engel
27. Karen Buck
28. Rob Flello
29. Jim Cunningham
30. Jenny Chapman
31. Gordon Marsden
32. Mark Tami
33. David Crausby
34. Geoffrey Robinson
35. Hilary Benn
36. Allan Meals
37. Tom Brake
38. Alastair Carmichael
39. Greg Mulholland
40. Mark Williams
41. Pete Wishart
42. John Nicolson
43. Calum Kerr
44. Richard Armless
45. Alexander Burnett
46. Angus Robertson
47. Byron Davies
48. Amanda Solloway
49. Gavin Harwell
50. Tom Blenkinsop

Quislings:
1.. Alex Salmond
2..Chris Bryant
3.. Liz mcinnes
4..Mary creagh
5.. Paul farelly
6..Catherine mc Kinne
7.. Alan whitehead
8.. tom brake
9..Elidh whiteford
10..Tim farron
11..nick clegg
12..Owen smith
13.. Kate hoey
14..Chris matherson
15.. rupa huq
16..Ruth Cadbury
17..Peter Kyle
18..tuilip siddiq
19..clive Lewis
20..Liz Kendall
21..chuka umunna
23.. ed milliband
24.. tom Watson
25..David lammy
26..Emily thornberry
27.. John McDonnell
28.. Gareth Thomas
29.. Margaret greenwood
30.. cat smith
31..Ivan Lewis
32..holly lynch
33.. Wes streeting
34..Stephen gethins
35..Ben Bradshaw
36..Helen goodman
37..Paul Flynn
38.. hiliary Benn
39.. John Nicholson
40..John woodcock
41..rob Marris
42..alistair Carmichael
43..Ian Lucas
44..John Pugh
45..IAIN wright
46..vernon coaker
47.. Ian Murray
48..Jamie reed
49.. Gordon marsden
50..Joan Ryan

Vermin Cunt Spotter:
I cannot be arsed listing 50 fucking names . But a few that would case me to LOL would be
1 Alex Salmond
2 Angus Robertson
3 Tasmina Ahmed Shrek
4 Nick( Head Boy) Clegg
5 Dim Farron

463 thoughts on “#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #

  1. The DUP also want the pensions triple-lock protected and universal winter fuel allowances retained – both of which the Tories want to ditch.

    Incidentally, YouGov (the only pollster to correctly predict the closeness of the race and the hung parliament) are reporting May’s personal satisfaction rating at +6 and Corbyn’s at +39. Who’d have thunk it?

    • That would soon change if the senile old trot ever got elected though wouldn’t it Fred? The man has made spent his entire career sitting on the sidelines telling other people how it sahould be done.

      Easy for people to look good when making promises they never have to deliver. What cunt can take that rating seriously when the subject of the poll has never had to be judged on the results of their policies?

      I see a lot of retards from the left are celebrating Corbyn’s success and laughing at May for running the worst campaign in the history of British politics.

      Ironic they don’t mention that even with the most pathetic piss poor campaign and an unpopular manifesto to compete against Corbyn is still in opposition, exactly where the cunt wants to be.

      • Picks:

        Shaun
        1)Cat Smith
        2)Helen Goodman
        3)Clive Lewis
        4)Liz McInnes
        5)Byron Davies
        6)Gavin Barwell
        7)Tulip Siddiq
        8)Kate Green
        9)Gareth Snell
        10)Liz Kendall
        11)Dennis Skinner
        12)Nick Clegg
        13)Tim Farron
        14)Simon Danczuck
        15)Holly Lynch
        16)Chuka Umunna
        17)Yvette Cooper
        18)Owen Smith
        19)Chris Bryant
        20)Paul Flynn
        21)Kate Hoey
        22)David Winnick
        23)Rupa Huq
        24)Calum Kerr
        25)Ruth Cadbury
        26)Wes Streeting
        27)Daniel Zeichner
        28)Joan Ryan
        29)Dawn Butler
        30)Ed Miliband
        31)Alastair Carmichael
        32)Tom Brake
        33)Ian Murray
        34)Jess Phillips
        35)Ben Gummer
        36)Tom Watson
        37)Ian Austin
        38)Neil Coyle
        39)Kerry McCarthy
        40)Geoffrey Robinson
        41)Ruth Smeeth
        42)Ivan Lewis
        43)Jon Cruddas
        44)Angus Robertson
        45)Mary Creagh
        46)Emily Thornberry
        47)John McDonnell
        48)Diane Abbott
        49)Jermey Corbyn
        50)David Lammy

        Megacunt:
        Chris Matheson
        Rupa Huq
        Ruth Cadbury
        Holly Lynch
        Margaret Greenwood
        Wes Streeting
        Paul Farrelly
        John Woodcock
        Rob Marris
        Tulip Siddiq
        Joan Ryan
        Peter Kyle
        Paula Sherriff
        Cat Smith
        Natascha Engel
        Gareth Thomas
        Madeleine Moon
        Tom Blenkinsop
        Karen Buck
        David Winnick
        Rosena Allin-Khan
        Ian Lucas
        Richard Burden
        Mary Creagh
        Vernon Coaker
        Clive Efford
        Robert Flello
        Gisela Stuart
        Susan Jones
        Jim Cunningham
        Jenny Chapman
        David Hanson
        Gordon Marsden
        Mark Tami
        Nic Dakin
        Kerry McCarthy
        Paul Flynn
        Alan Whitehead
        Helen Goodman
        Lindsay Hoyle
        Daniel Zeichner
        Albert Owen
        Rob Flello
        David Crausby
        Neil Coyle

    • The DUP also want to to scrap the licence fee and reform the BBC, Remove air passenger duty, create Freeport zones in deprived areas, and increased use of social enterprise to provide public sector services.

      Some sound policies in their manifesto, they seem more Tory (in terms of small government and less tax) than the actual Conservative party!

  2. The situations vacant columns should read ‘Western democracies seek competent right-wing leaders’. First we had David Cameron miscalculating badly by staking his political future on staying in Europe, then we have Theresa May putting her party before the country and coming an almighty cropper, when the only opposition consisted of the comedy act Abbott and Corbyn. You can just feel the warm glow of smug satisfaction emanating from the fourth reich. They might as well dig Thatcher up, because her dead body would do a better job.
    And if that wasn’t enough, in the States they’ve got Donald Trump making a complete fool of himself and the Republican party, which must have Ras Putin rolling around in hysterics. The Americans may be cunts, but they did eventually realize that prohibition doesn’t work and they are now beginning to realize they made a huge mistake in electing this clown.
    Time for a change I think, on both sides of the Atlantic.

  3. Ive been dreaming of pariament being hung for years but not like this.

  4. Now comes the reshuffle.
    My top tip is Hammond is toast as Chancellor
    Rudd looks dodgy too but will likely hold on…

    • Do you think Boris is safe??
      Agreed Hammond is favourite to get the Spanish archer (elbow)..
      But not sure that May and bojo are a fit?? ….

      • I think if there is any re-shuffling to be done it will be May who gets the chop. This has to be seen as the worst Conservative defeat in history, even though they still won.

  5. The soft cunts had not one jot of cheer in their so called manifesto. Someone should have pointed out that it was an election not a fuckin budget. The object is to sell your party to the voters. She can’t last more than a week surely to fuck.

  6. Arlene Foster is the most beautiful woman in the whole fucking world. Id not only shag her, I would eat her shit for breakfast. Upon acknowledging the electorate of Northern Ireland, she delivered her obvious distaste at the success of Corbyn, and has pledged to support the Tories, is committed to Brexit, and sees open borders as a significant threat issue. Yeah! Go Arlene go….

    • Christ, that is one ugly feller. Him and Sturgeon could do a Transgender comedy double act.

  7. I think our nominations for losers all fell foul of thinking the Tories would win.

    At a rough count I think me and Shaun got 4/50 each but I might have missed a few…

    Either way we were all well wrong…

  8. good afternoon mr doubleday. you took your time. Tony is spot on you know, perhaps you should listen. ….taps ok?

  9. What a fucking disaster…. Diane promised free chicken wings for one-and-all if Jeremy won…apparently she’d done the sums and it was only going to cost ยฃ97.28 which could be spread (like her delectable thighs) over three years…..think I’m more a chicken wing man in this case.

  10. Could piss down any minute…
    I’m a ten minute walk away from where he claims to be…

  11. While it’s intelligent and evaluating to be introspective and to have a proper post-mortem, let’s keep a wide perspective. It’s not a disaster, just not very good (for everyone). Rees-Mogg (one of the heroes of the great 2016 EU Referendum victory) has rightly stated that it’s not all that different to before the election. We all knew it was a ghastly choice of characters.

    In the grey corner, the debilitating lizard Zelda May, bereft of compassion and deficient in charisma, believer in spirits and an almighty deity. What kind of nasty, bilious witch attacks pensioners and flirts with the return of fox-hunting? Astonishing.

    Or

    In the Red corner, a dull, weak, ineffectual man who clearly dislikes Britain. A man who promises money to all, like a politician Father Christmas but refuses to say from where it comes. A man who would betray the 2016 majority decision, a man who would cower at any contest and a man who had that crassly-stupid, hypocritical racist in hs team.

    Am I the only person wondering why Corbyn hasn’t resigned? He tried to become PM and has evidently failed. Why is he still there?

    We will still achieve leaving the wretched EU, it will now just be more difficult. Keep the Faith, gentlemen.

    • You’re a lot more optimistic than me,CM. We might leave in name,but I reckon the EU will follow through on their promise to “punish” the UK. May originally said that she wanted a strong hand going into the negotiations. She,most certainly,hasn’t got it.

      • It’s a reserved optimism, Dick. Nonetheless a dismal consequence to a pathetic and tepid campaign.

  12. Those commercially produced bakewells are not that good, you’re better off making your own

    • I actually quite like them, but, if you want a really special one, I can recommend Pattiserie Valerie. Yum !

      • Mrs wanted to go into that Pattiserie Valerie place, so we went… Expensive as fuck, but top quality…

  13. Today is just the same as yesterday.
    The same as last month.
    The same as last year.
    Fuck!, its the same as its always been.
    We have a bunch of fuckwitts who only care for themselves and their future employment and wealth.
    No matter who would have won, there’d still be some poor cunt getting fucked over somewhere.

    Same old same old.

  14. I remember the halcyon days of the internet when you couldn’t instantly recognise a troll, as they could make you rise to the bait with their guile alone.

    I’d like to nominate Berners-Lee and DARPA for a cunting for enabling legions of dribbling spastics to plague us with absolute fucking eye aids on a daily basis.

  15. Ok this in my biggest bug bear about all of this and this is my experience alone.

    The most fundamental thing for me was immigration, specifically open door immigration from within the EU.

    I’m not anti-immigration but I am anti “pointless immigration” when it is directly to the detriment of this country with regards to resources and amenities.

    The libbo-snowflakes decry “net benefit”. Yes that may be in monetary terms but in real terms all those so called net millions now do not provide school places NOW, do not provide hospital beds NOW, and certainly do NOT provide the homes we need NOW!

    This is a legitimate concern except when it’s raised your classed a racist even though most of Europe (well for the next couple of years or so) is predominantly Christian white people.

    It’s not about race or xenophobia towards other Europeans or European countries it’s about the ability to cope with a populace which isn’t getting any younger and therefore is naturally increasing at a level which we can’t even cope with for our own, let alone hundreds of thousands extra in net migration. It’s that simple.

    Chuck in the Merkel Terrorist Import Directive and it’s a double whammy because this country needs more “peaceful” cunts like a millipede needs bunions!

    That’s why I voted out. Most of the Brexiteers I know voted out for this reason alone and even the remainers I know were concerned about the effects on trade and finance but agreed absolutely that something had to be done about immigration.

    The news groups and remoaning twats are saying this result is because folk don’t want a hard brexit. YES WE FUCKING DO! The reason May lost was purely down to the “Dementia Tax” and the backlash from that singling out the Tory Party as the nasty party yet again.

    Had the “Dementia Tax” not been uttered May would be basking in a Tory majority not seen since 1983. Whoever sabotaged this election with this suggestion, but more importantly the timing on when to announce that suggestion, needs to be outed and have dog shit smeared in their eyes in a public forum!

    Immigration is the only EU issue, everything else is just window dressing. Trade is important but in that respect they need us more that we need them.

    Now we’re going to end up with a worst of both worlds Brexit: poorer trade deals and still having to suffer the vagrant masses coming in from all and sundry not to mention a few naturalised German “peaceful” terrorists just as soon as they get their passports.

    If that’s what we’re getting then we might as well not fucking bother. I’m totally fed up and disgusted by it all.

    Useless fucking cunts the lot of them (all politicians) who couldn’t run a bath between them! Twats!

  16. Surely someone will now photoshop May in the pocket of Arlene Foster (just like the 2015 posters of Miliband in the pocket of Wee Jimmy Sturgeon)? And after all the fuss about Steptoe Corbyn, why is May now cosying up to terrorist sympathisers? The DUP were the party of the UDA, and here’s the tooled-up previous DUP leader Peter Robinson:

    https://ibb.co/ddQa3F

    All politcians are fucking hypocritical cunts and none have the moral or intellecual highground. That’s why I put money on a hung parliament the day the election was called: two absolute fucking disasters slugging it out couldn’t possibly have ended any other way.

    • the DUP aren’t IRA why do people keep confusing the two parties?, I’ll never understand… The DUP were the good guys basically they fought the IRA terrorists

      • The were UDA TitSlapper.
        There were no good guys in N Ireland.
        All cunts doing bad stuff and takin shite into their own hands.

        Truthfully, I’m lucky to be alive after the shite i went through with proddy terrorist cunts.

  17. I have been reading and listening to the media and I am a little confused. Apparently Corbyn won a massive victory last night and yet today May is still PM and we still have a conservative government.

    It’s almost like Labour lost the election in reality……..

      • But millions of knobheads on facebook etc will be shouting that they did…
        Did I ever mention that I fucking despise facebook?

    • The bar was set so low that anything other than complete destruction would look like a victory.

      On the plus side it does mean we may see the labour party split. I think a lot of Blairite labour MPs were waiting to see a GE disaster and then mounting a leadership battle. That won’t happen now so those MPs may split off rather than work under Corbyn.

  18. This election was never about winning for Catweazle. It was about doing well enough to put the Blairites in their place. 3 years ahead of time he can now say back me or fuck off. They must think now they can win in 5 years time. There’ll be about another million and a half new immigrants by then, all potential Labour voters. They may hate the cunt but politician scum love power.
    As for Maybitch…….she’s got some front. She obviously isn’t going to resign so they’ll have to get rid of her. Betrayal and back stabbing is what the Tories do best. Beware the ides of May!

    • “Infamy… infamy! They’ve all got it in for me…” (Kenneth Williams)

  19. Fuck the election, I’m in Edinburgh for a stag weekend, not mine thank fuck, I shall be doing my bit to help the Scottish economy by getting pissed and maybe even bang a prostitute. Any advice Birdman?

    • Fuck the prostitutes, I’ll have to see if I can get a Scottish chick. It’s cheap to get here, I’ll tell her I’ll come to see her every month.
      What a generous cunt I am.

      • Tell you now mate you could be smashed out of your head and you won’t even be close to being the most pissed cunt in a 10yd radius!

        As for totty, let me tell you now, black and white cunts are irresistible to the flaxan lassies of Sconny Botland.

        My best mate is a black and white cunt and he was a proper fanny magnet up there, I even caught a few crumbs of his table (shall we say).

        Be wary of proper red-heads mind, especially after a hot night of dancing, etc., cos their lady bits usually ming a bit more than the norm (shall we say).

        The lady who I tapped off with was 14yrs my senior, proper red-head, but who had a “courtesy wash” at her gaff before insisting I went “downstairs” to get her started.

        For my own shame when reciprocated I lasted about a minute. But 2nds and 3rds afterwards was mint. A beer and fag between sessions, why who could ask for more! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

        Ahhhh a fond memory on this most shit of days…hang on…that means she’d be 60 now!!!

        Bet I’d still give it a go, she was wonderful! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Nice one RWOC, I shall take your advice. I am partial to a red head and I’ll insist she cleans up before the main event.

    • Any advice?

      Aye, get out of Edinburgh.

      I don’t know if its the most boring staid place I’ve ever visited, but it and Cambridge are the at the top of my places never to return to.
      I’ve been many times but it never got any better and all that Scottish culture shite is nauseating.
      Its like a living breathing tin of shortbread.
      Fuckin shite and i cannae understond half ae tha cunts ae man? , ken?
      Me an you an at, no an at, nae dangurr , ken?

      Wtf would i know about prostitutes other than DON’T??????

      What sort of guy do you think i am?
      Honestly never been with one.

      Hope you enjoy yerself, Black And White Cunt.

      Ask for a Macallan neat, no ice or water.
      Lovely stuff. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Evening Prime Minister Sinister.
        Its going great.
        Just got in from the beach, missus is on nights,cheesy beans and toast is ready and I’ve got David Brent to watch.
        Oh, and a large lump of hash that will keep me going until the war in the streets is over.
        Or calmed down a bit.
        Gunshots were heard earlier.

        This place has definitely returned to to lawless eighties.
        The helicopters are even out.

      • Deffo now ice or water and avoid the oak aged cask variety (silver label) nowhere near as nice as the original 10yr old (pink label) even though it sounds like it *should* taste better. โ˜บ

  20. On the team and a load of cunts are singing Robbie Williams. The cunt is performing somewhere. Fuck this I’m off back to England.

  21. Be careful Mr. B & W, some of those “wee lassies” aren’t quite what they seem. They call it Edinbugger for a reason.

    • That’s right. Nicola Sturgeon would “do” us twice as hard and twice as fast as we could “do” her.

  22. Has anyone cunted ABBC political gobshite Laura Kuenssberg yet?

    She’s on the TV all the fucking time, ALL THE TIME. Is she UK, US, European correspondent?

    It’s not like you’d shag it, clueless fucking bitch. No doubt got a degree in Media Studies or the like. Cunt.

    • It’s spelled “Cuntsberg” mate and I’d had enough of the bitch at 9:02am. I only switched the telly on at 9!

      Cunt! And loving every minute of it. As poe-faced and crestfallen the entire ABBC was last June it’s “Champagne Charlie” this June!

      Fucking undemocratic, treacherous cunts! I hope May manages to put the boot in on the ABBC coffers before she’s ejected in a couple of month’s time.

      If she could even manage that then it will be time well served as PM.

      • I want the ABBC to lose it’s funding and die a miserable death. We get very little useful out of it, it’s biased and rotten to the core and the cunts we see on it always have their cuntish smug satisfied faces that we all have to suffer.

        Treacherous cunts of the worst kind.

      • DUP Manifesto pledge: Freeze or remove the licence fee and reform the BBC. They have my vote and this could be the one gift of this fucked up election.

      • Watched from about 2am and fuck me the cunts the ABBC pay to be on are total fucking arsewipes.

        Political bias? Got it in spades. Cunts to a man, or a Cuntsberg, and then that Kryten faced hag Maitlan comes on. No wank sock today.

    • She is considerably better than her predecessor, that Flanders cunt.

      Apparently during university days she was a semen repository for both Ed Milliband and Ed Balls (although not at the same time, allegedly). Who says the old boys and girls network is limited only to the tories? Fits in nicely with the BBC ‘political impartiality’….

  23. Our peaceful friends gave May Day a superb chance to come out and look like a strong leader.

    I was waiting for something inspirational, I was wanting someone to take charge, lead us and show strength.

    What did we get? a leader who looks like Nosferatu, an awful manifesto, I mean who gives a flying fuck about killing foxes when your own citizens are being blown up?

    What a shower of cunts. Shit from a shit fountain.

  24. It was a bad idea from the start to have this election.

    She had 3 years under the FTP without the need for this.

    To even put something like that social care fuck up in the manifesto was sheer rank arrogance and stupidity. If she were going up against a better opponent than Corbyn, they Tories wouldn’t have dared put something like than in a manifesto designed to win voters.

    At least one of the cunts who helped come up with that lost his seat, serves the stupid twat right!

    And now Brexit is in a very real danger. And for what?!

    Fuck, the only ones who have shown any sense in this whole shit storm are the jocks who saw sense and voted out the SNP cunts.

    Theresa May, you are a master grade fuck up and a dimwitted cunt to throw what could have been an easy win and instead empower a shit stain like Corbyn, who we now have to see swaggering around like he won something even though he lost too!

  25. Did anyone see those daft sambos, dead pleased wi’ demselves for having their pictures taken with Corbyn?…. ABBC and the like are going on about how Jihadi Jez got ‘ver yoof’ vote, but they are conveniently forgetting that all the parking stanleys, spearchuckers, and terrorist apologists voted for him as well…

    • God, it’s a melting pot of shit that we have voting for Corbyn.

      And the cunts always said it was us Brexiteers who needed to be purged from the gene pool! Cunts!

  26. Meanwhile, across the pond, an American minister is ranting abou howt Ariana Grande is ‘as bad as any terrorists’ because she is apparently ‘pro-sodomy’….

    Now, I know the young lady’s ‘music’ is spectacularly shite, but putting her on the same footing as smelly murdering inbred shit eating sandspades is going a bit too far….

    And as for the other bit?… I’d be more than willing to dicuss the subject with her if she ever comes to Mcr again…

    • Given that that’s probably one of those yankee ministers whose parents were brother and sister and probably plays hide the sausage with his choirboys, I think his comments can be discarded.

      • Proof, if any were ever needed, that religious fanaticism is a FUCKIN CUNT, be it islime, bible-belt or bogtrotting…

    • Look if Arianna enjoys a bit of rusty sheriffs badge action then who are we to argue!

      • Hairyanal Grande.
        Give it a couple of years and she’ll be peppered with tattoos and haggard-looking; like a sunburnt Amy Winehouse.

        Amy Winehouse: voice like an angel, face like a demon.

      • And another member of club 27 I believe.

        Sad part of her death was how predictable it was. Anyone could see how she was going to end up.

      • Imo , Amy Winehouse voice was one of the most contrived ever.
        She’s up their with
        Mick Jagger
        Elton John
        Shirley Bastard
        Tom Jones
        Blobbie Walliams
        And now every Xhamster contestant.
        People say Tim Burgess can’t sing but at least he uses his own voice.

        Except on Wonderland.
        Fuck knows why the rest of the band let him sing like that on that album.
        I love the tunes but the falsetto, well, no, not having it.

      • Think Tim was trying to a Jagger circa ‘Emotional Rescue’ on ‘Wonderland’… Horrible idea….

        Some don’t have the greatest voices, but they just sound right… Always liked the songs Mick Jones did with The Clash (Strummer was a cunt!) and Ian Curtis in Joy Division….

        Winehouse was a ‘stage school’ voice… Just like Adele Arbuckle, and Beyonce sounds like a fucking car alarm…..

      • It was probably coz The Charlatans were blowing cocaine up each others arse.
        They done that until one day someone realised they could just snort it up their noses.

        I’ve got a live BBC Charlatans double disc that has some Wonderland songs live.
        I listen and enjoy, but its not easy.
        Wake Up is an amazing song, but that falsetto?

      • Yes her last album cover looked like a charity ad campaign for abused horses!

      • The new Charlatans album is very good… At least they’ve put one out and are still moving… Going to see the Roses in Leeds soon (an old mate has got me in), but if an album doesn’t appear this year then they have been taking the piss… The ‘official’ ‘Madchester Aftershow Party’ ads that have appeared on their social media have left a bad taste… They were always above such tacky cliches and cheese… And there’s no Squire artwork for this tour… Just rehashing that fucking lemon… It’s become a corporate logo: like the Beatles’ Apple or the Stones’ Tongue… If they want to do the greatest hits and rake in the cash they should at least be honest about it, and stop all this ‘radio silence’ and ‘new songs’ (when there aren’t) bullshit… And putting out just two songs for sale on separate pieces of one sided (for fuck’s sake!) vinyl was a joke… If they don’t get this nonsense sorted they will be no better than the Eagles or Kiss (ie: cunts)… A shame…

      • #metoo!!

        WTF am I saying?!

        #torchmossside

        That’s better

        #adolfwentafterthewrongbunch

      • I’m a born and bred manc, and I agree about Moss Dive… And fuck Manchester Shitty FC and their Al-Qaeda backing ‘owners’…

        A mate of mine made a very good point about Liam Gallagher in the pub the other night… He said that Liam is now commemorating Manchester deaths (the Arena victims), when for so many years he celebrated them… A lot of the lads who perished in the Munich air crash were Manchester and Salford boys… He even used to write the word ‘Munich’ when he signed his autograph… Little fucking cunt…

      • You are all a seedy bunch of cunts.
        She may be of age and wears PVC , but you are all a seedy bunch of cunts.

      • There’s loads of posters and mags in our house and every time i see it i get the heeby jeeby’s.
        She looks like one of them five year old beauty pageant contestants, and has no arse or tits.

        Seeeeedaaaay. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Just googled her and the first thing i read was “Lana Rhoades lube drenched pussy fucked”

        Sounds nice. ๐Ÿ™‚

        I’ll be lookin that up later.

        I’ve been waiting for our discussions of tarts past and present.
        Last night i rediscovered Sammi Jessop.
        Sammi fuckin Jessop man!!!
        How did i forget her.
        I was actually looking up Heather Mills porn pics and Sammi Fuckin Jessop was in amongst the images.
        Sammi Fuckin Jessop, man.
        Oh , happy days. ๐Ÿ™‚

        PS. There’s a pic of Heather Mills covering her bits with her false leg leaning against a mirror.
        Wtf?

        I saw a pic of Heather Mills tits hanging as she was bent over, yesterday and that led to the obligatory “nude/topless” search.
        You all know how it goes. ๐Ÿ™‚

  27. Miriam Clegg had a go at May bitch for saying ‘jobs for the boy and jobs for the girls’ a few weeks back now her beloved is a no job housebitch. From Deputy PM to Loose Women and Bargain Hunt..hope this cunt likes daytime TV. Face was a picture, does Cleggy want a second recount because people didn’t know want they were voting for? Its called democracy cunt.

    • Adverts for Stannah Stairlifts to Heaven, or at least God’s Waiting Room, and very likely dodgy funeral policies.

      May is pigfood.

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