463 thoughts on “#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #”

1. David Davis concedes UK government may have lost mandate to exit customs union and single market (Sky, 2.30am).

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   • Trust me. They’ve got a mandate to leave cuntstoms union and the single market.
     If they don’t think so they can stay in and the public will show them in stronger terms.

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2. Surly Mays a gonna??
   Who can step up and lead conservatives ??
   Will they chance a 2nd election??
   Thoughts……..

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   • Boris or Davies then we do it all again.
     May ran an appalling campaign
     Labour ran a campaign aimed at bribing the snowflakes and blitzing social media.
     Confirms that snowflakes have no concept of reality…

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     • Davies apparently the one who persuaded May to hold a snap election.

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     • I’m leaning towards Davies, pro brexit, tough negotiator, I reckon May will stay for a short period whilst the tories try and regroup, but whoever wins leadership battle will have difficult decision to stick or twist regarding when to go back to the country….. it’s a dogs dinner for sure….
       Top marks for Ruth Davidson!!,
       She is one formidable woman, I saw her during referendum tearing into Boris …..

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3. A resounding victory for the dark forces who are truly directing International politics. They couldn’t risk Brexit derailing their bigger plans for Europe.

   Might as well bend over and kiss our collective arses goodbye.

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   • I blame the voters myself. 🙂

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4. Yep, the result is…….we stay in. Get the Vaseline out for your ring holes.

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5. I’m happy though. I put fifty notes on May the day that Cameron stood down and fifty notes on a hung parliament the day the election was announced. At this rate, I’ll soon be able to take as many holidays as Dioclese.

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6. I notice that Sky News is showing turnout as only up by 2.6%. The story has been that Corbyn got millennial cunts out in their millions with unrealistic promises and bribes. If the young cunt turnout is massively up, it rather suggests that a lot of grown-ups didn’t bother to vote. The real story may be that stay at home Tory and UKIP voters cost May her majority. It will be interesting to see some more detailed analysis.

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   • Totally agree that Corbyn ‘bought’ the younger vote … probably knowing he’d never actually have to ‘come up with the goods’ .. but surely no Tory believer would chance not voting, after seeing how much a shambles the Conservative campaign turned out to be …

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     • The old saying goes like this….

       If you vote conservative before you’re 25, then you have no heart.
       But if you vote Labour after you’ve 25, you’ve got no brain.

       I would add this…

       If you vote Lib Dem at any age, you are a cunt.

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7. Looks to me that you guys are fucked! Get your applications in to Australia House right now. I arrived in this great land with next to bugger all 39 years ago today ! Just a working stiff but now retired with a couple of million in assets. Not just lucky but worked hard. A plant operator in a chemical plant. Get the fuck out guys. Before it is too late. By the way you cannot get Walkers Crisps here.

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   • Not true, Grumpy. I went to live in Australia a few years ago and realised eventually that it’s rubbish and dull as fuck. Like a shit version of Britain, but with sunshine.

     Blighty has a lot of problems but it’s still better than anywhere else.

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     • and a Canadian once told me that Canada is boring and provincial; now they’re also saddled with Trudeau !!

       Walker’s Crisps probably got turned back by Oz Customs…
       “Have you got a criminal record ?”
       “Yeah, it’s called ‘I’m a circle-jerk maniac’ by Gary Lineker, and the needle’s permanently stuck…”

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8. They can do what the fuck they like trade and finances wise but if they – whoever deals with Brexit – don’t stop the free movement of people from the EU then it will be the biggest betrayal of a people since Judas Iscariot.

   We cannot go on as it is now.

   For my sins I have had to work in Luton for a few of weeks. Here’s a quick reminder on how wonderful Lutonistan is (https://youtu.be/b2nlIfn8tNA).

   That aside, I was also horrified when I had to stop at Toddington services (just after JCT12) for a waz en-route to Little Islamabad.

   I pulled in and thought I’d accidentally driven into a camp site. Every bit of green was occupied by a tent! My initial thought was there must be a festival on somewhere snd these were the “overnighters”.

   That thought lasted about 2mins as I saw well over a dozen cars and vans with folk sleeping in them begin to come to life (this was around 8am).

   As each vehicle “awoke” the various individuals left their cars walked over to a tent where their family were ensconced at which point a Mamma san would appear with their brood and various bottles/jerry cans taken to be filled up from the garage’s air/water pump, returned to the “campsite” where they proceeded to have a cat’s lick wash (even though there are showers in the services).

   They were all Romanians.

   I thought it could be a one off but having called in there 4 times now I can confirm that it’s like the Calais jungle there, full of these “productive benefit to the UK society” Eastern Europeans who have a free pass to just come here without any reason, by or leave.

   We also don’t want any more “peaceful” imports coming here via Frau Merkel’s “no documents, no problem, we’ll just assume you’re children” policy.

   Christ alone knows how many fucking terrorists are milling about western Europe having been gifted a “free pass” by Merkel, and – once they become German, and they will – they have the legal right to come here (and blow us the fuck up)!

   I feel sick!

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   Nice to see the ABBC going to do a full day on the election. Had May received the votes she would have had pre “Dementia Tax” (whoever sabotaged their campaign with that nugget deserves to be publicly hung) that would be the usual 5mins every hour at 7, 8 and 9am and again at 10pm. Cunts!

   The only positive is that Salmon, Clegg and that pixie-faced, brain bereft cunt Sarah Olney lost their seats.

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   Dear Tory Party,

   You are without doubt the most incapable set of cunts I have ever known, and believe you me, I’ve worked in places where the average IQ wouldn’t get the cunts into MenCap!

   Whether through incompetence or by design (which I’m now leaning towards) you are the biggest set of cunts ever!

   Fuck you,

   Rebel without a Cunt!

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   • Nice cunting!! Rwac…..
     The electorate have been bought off, jezzas promised cash for everything and everybody, got a problem ” jezza fix it” after years of austerity it’s music to people’s ears, problem is some Cunts gotta pay for it!!
     The conservatives didn’t offer anything?? Well only dementia tax and fox hunting if that’s your thing, instead of concentrating on making their manifesto appealing they just relied on brexit!! , also may has the charisma of dog shit!, she never really fancied having a proper debate on TV, it doesn’t look good when the PM won’t take on all comers? ( think Cameron avoiding farage in EU referendum) …..
     Where do we go from here??
     Australia? 😂
     Seriously it’s now an extremely tricky path…..

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9. I dare not look at any news outlets. Has it happened? Are we going Soviet, or what? I’d rather read about it on here honestly…

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10. Yeah, of course it was by design. How it is possible to be that fucking incompetent by accident? Of course Maybitch won’t resign…..she did the job she was told to do. Those cunts in Brussels must be pissing it up right now……I don’t want to even think about O’Shithead, Blair, Miller, Timmykins, Heseltine, Jug ears and all those other traitors. Come back Sir Nigel, we fucking need you now!

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    • Yes we do!

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11. Tories are the biggest party but with no overall majority.

    A hung parliament.

    It didn’t take long for that backstabbing remoaning tory cunt Anna Sour-berries to put the knife in! Cunt!

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    • Her and clarke are without two of the biggest Cunts in the Conservative party!! And that’s saying something……😡😡😡

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      • Doubt……

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      • Not hung high enough for me…

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12. If only the world would listen to Gary Linekar…

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13. Gary Linekar has held Bristols. That’s not a result just a statement of fact.

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    • Thought was Corbyn. Seemed to like grabbing the Thornbirds…

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14. Absolutely dire campaign from Mortisha May. Gagged every cunt worth listening to in the Tory Party, offered nothing of any hope to the electorate and just spewed soundbite after soundbite blah, blah. Jezza on the other hand knew he was never getting a majority so could offer everything under the sun. He may as well have said he’ll pave everyone’s door step in gold. Get this, sitting home sec Ruff Rudd scrapes through with a fee hundred votes, shadow home whale brings home a 38k. Speechle……

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15. Can’t wait to see whether Flabbott gets back into the Corbyn cabinet…

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    • Only if they widen the doorway…

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16. I would happily have sacrificed a seat to get rid of Soubry…

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    • Me too…… can’t stand the bitch….

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17. Here’s what the Tories should do. Implement labours plans to the letter. See you all at the food bank.

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    • What food bank? Isn’t it all donated? Who would be left in a position to spare anything?

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18. Didn’t Theresa May’s mother ever tell her, ‘Never gamble, you stupid cunt! Especially when you don’t even need to!’?!

    I think the DUP will get that clown May out of the shit, but (like those old Marvel comics) ‘What If’ Labour had actually won?! Imagine the antics of cunts like Corbyn, Thormberry, Banana Tree Trollop, the Abbottmonster, and numerous celebricunts who’ve never done a full shift of work in their lives all pretending to be Labour?…. Horrifying….

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    • Dr Who/Star Trek style paralell universe I reckon Norman. They would all be strutting around with duelling scars, goatee beards and eye patches…

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19. Alex Salmond and Nick Clegg….
    Oh, my fucking sides…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8

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    • Trust me, it was worth staying up for. Especially as earlier Salmond was giving it the big I am. Cleggs face was a fucking picture. Shame that Timmy scraped in. But Timmy, what about the 49% who didn’t vote for you?😀

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      • In farrons case there should be a second vote as the electorate didn’t understand what they were actually voting for, and apparently there was a red bus parked opposite the polling station?? But mostly because he is a winging cunt!!!…

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    • What clegg said made me lol ” live by the sword” who’s he kidding??
      It’s more like ” act like a Cunt get treated like a Cunt” in his case…….

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      • Brilliant!

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20. From what I’ve been able to ascertain, whilst avoiding the MSM like the plague, Alex “Fatty” Salmond lost his seat to a tory.
    I would like to point out right now that (snort!) I personally find no amusement (snort!) value in this (giggle!) whatsoever (hurrr-hurrr!) and furthermore….

    Nah fuck it. It was hilarious. Laughed my arse off at cuntface Cleggers getting wiped out as well.
    I still don’t know if we’re actually turning Soviet though…

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21. Should never have had an remainer as Tory leader after the referendum. Watch all the lefty cunts try and put a spanner on the works and save their Britain in the EU dream. What a pile of of cunt.
    Theresa will form a government with the DUP and she will be replaced by Boris or David after the dust has settled.
    The only positives for me is Clegg the cunt and Salmond losing their seats.
    This country is full of cunts.

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    • Get in there, Boris!

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    • I reckon your spot on BAWC
      Might be a 3-4 way fight for Leadership…..

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      • Or they’ll have a coronation like Labour did with Gordo after May steps aside for ‘health reasons’ having agreed behind the scenes who will get the job…

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22. Many pundits now saying that although the DUP are pro-Brexit, they absolutely won’t accept restrictions on freedoms of movement. Interesting times ahead.

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    • No because that would affect the border with Mick South, so it would, to be sure!

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23. He came, he saw, he sort of conquered and he cost the Glazers a big bag of cash…. Ta-ra, Zlatan… Definitely not a cunt…

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    • Hmm, a HUGE bag of cash…and all for sixth place.

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24. Cuntface Nuttall has resigned. Come on Sir Nigel. No other cunt is going to get us out of the fucking EU.

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    • Nige should go to the Tories… UKIP are never going to be in power, and the man needs a bigger platform to do his work…. He’ll be leader in a couple of years (I hope)….

      And all snowflakes should be shot… None of these cunts have voted on issues, principles, and well thought out views and opinions… These libmong scum voted Labour simply because they ‘don’t like’ Theresa May and because bashing Brexit is trendy on Twatter… It’s the old flakey wakey celebricunt libtard student cuntykins mantra: ‘If I don’t get my way, the toys go out of the pram!’ and ‘Everyone I don’t like is Hitler! So there!’… These cunts nearly (I say nearly, because I think it’ll still be a Tory/DUP government) dropped Blighty in a big a vat of shit… They must never be allowed to do do so gain… Snowflake purge! Now!

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      • The snowflakes voted Labour because the magical money tree promised to abolish tuition fees and repay the tuition fees backdated ten years.

        Plus their ‘friends’ on Twatter and Farcebook told them to. Thick cunts are now finding out that those ‘friends’ were actually Labour party initiated bots…

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      • They must never be allowed to do do so again… Snowflake purge! Now! Soz…

        Ah, but what sort of cunts would attempt to derail a whole country just because they haven’t got their way?…The sort of cunts who are more concerned about slagging Big Don and ‘hate crimes’ against deodorant denouncing muslamist filth more than they are about kids getting butchered at pop concerts and innocent women being stabbed in London by psychotic camelbummers?… Those sort of cunts voted Labour?…. Yep, those sort of cunts….

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      • So nothing to do with an uncosted manifesto, cuts to police budgets (and accusing the police of “crying wolf” when they tell her that budget cuts will directly impede their ability to fight terrorism), the dementia tax, and a woman who has all the warmth and charisma of Myra Hindley…?

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      • Yep, that as well….

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      • Exactly. I mean how bad do they have to be that people instead voted for a bunch of terrorist apologists who would do away with the security services altogether.

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      • Totally inadequate responses to Labour accusations didn’t help. Example : “You cut police numbers by 20,000 as Home Secretary”

        Correct response “But you only want to recruit 10,000 so by inference it was OK to cut the numbers because you would have only cut them by 10,000” Did we hear that? Did we fuck!

        My granddaughter could have done better- and she’s only 7…

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      • I was going to recommend raising the voting age to 25 but shooting them works for me.

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      • After today’s result…it signifies that we were screwed before and we’re still screwed. Snowflakes are the vermin that need to be eradicated. I could liken them to rats, but that’s a cruel insult to rats. Driven snowflake shooting needs to happen now. A useless self-serving bunch of whining libmong toy-throwers and self centred cuntitude graduates. Fuck them all to hell.

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25. It takes a real incompetent cunt to lose a 21 point lead in two weeks. Clearly, May is a real incompetent cunt.

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    • Ditto Lynton Crosby.

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    • The really stupid thing was calling the election in the first place…

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      • Apparently the blame for that lies primarily with David Davis.

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      • To be fair Dio, I can’t imagine when would have been a better time.They ,supposedly, had a massive lead,everyone believed that corbyn was a joke who would never be taken seriously,Abbott was holding forth….what could possibly go wrong? Of course what they didn’t factor in was just how gullible a lot of the electorate are,and how badly May and the tory party would present themselves.

        If she hadn’t called one,everyone would be saying that she missed her chance to finish the labour party off.

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      • She did run a terrible campaign it must be said…

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      • At the time it was the right decision to call an election. That was when she had a 21 point lead in the polls and Labour were looking at a blood bath. All she had to do was keep her fucking mouth shut and leave Corbyn and his cretins do the hard work for her. But no.

        Then came the dementia tax and the means testing winter fuel allowance, both whipped to a froth by the media and both guaranteed to fuck off their traditional voters. Then the U turn and the refusal to take part in any TV debates must have cost her dear too. She couldn’t even use the 3 spontaneous outbreaks of peace to her advantage.

        She lost the election and she will not be PM much longer. Maybe Boris next?

        Jesus! The more you think about it the worse it becomes. A hung parliament just when we needed “strong and stable leadership”

        But in the end of the day those to blame are not May or Corbyn or even little Timmy but rather the fucking dos voter cunts who put party politics before their country. All anyone who voted leave had to do was hold their nose and tick the conservative box.

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    • May requires a mega cunting. One of many no doubt.
      The biggest open goal in political history – Corbyn, who makes Michael Foot look like Churchill, Abbot, for fucks sake and that Marxist twat Watson. All supported and bankrolled by a corrupt union leader and Momentum, a Stalinist organisation.
      What does she do? Campaigns by catch phrase like a tired old comic. Fucks up the manifesto and looks like a startled rabbit every time she appears on TV. Lets Labour get away with fairy tale economics and doesnt press home their terrorist connections and anti-Semitism.
      Now she is lining up with a bunch of religious maniacs over the water. I expect her to say ‘No popery’ in her next address. We are weaker than we have ever been.
      What a monumental cunt.

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26. Much is being made of how the youth vote has given Corbyn a massive boost. They must see him as some kind of benevolent grandfather, always ready with a bag of sweets, some extra pocket money, and a there there cuddle, to make everything better. Unfortunately, he is more likely to be the one they end up showing a specialist police officer on a doll where he touched them.

    May, where do you start? She looks like a wicked old spinster who poisons cats, with the personality of a toilet seat. Inherited a majority and spunked it away for what? On the basis of opinion polls? Because they are always right….

    So, everyone loses. The tories lose their majority, Labour lose the election, and the British people lose any chance of political stability or brexit being made a reality.

    Still, Salmond and Clegg…….

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    • Whatever happens now will be a fucking pig’s ear. Goodbye to Brexit that’s for sure. We can look forward to the next few years of hopelessly ineffective government and brown nosing that bunch of cunts in Brussels

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27. I just saw SNP shitbag Stephen gethins retained his seat by 2 votes!! 😡😡😡

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28. The DUP also want single market access and with that comes Free movement and all the other Trappings of our beloved EU!!……

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29. So, the DUP have said there are no red lines. We’ll see about that. I can’t see them being happy about a hard border with the Republic of Ireland, but there could be a way to avoid that. One thing’s for sure though, that penis cranium in No 10 has seriously weakened our negotiating position with her fucking arrogance. What kind of fuckwit brings out a manifesto that attacks pensioners and ignores the calls of the vast majority of the British people to cut foreign aid, and then expect to win by a landslide?

    May is still, nominally, PM. Theoretically, that means she could still use the threat of walking away if we don’t get a good Brexit deal. Frankly though, I don’t think she has the guts. I didn’t trust from day one. My opinion has not changed.

    Still there is some good to have come from this clusterfuck. Nick Clegg, Alex Salmond and Anus Robertson have all been kicked out as MP’s. And so has that ugly twat Sarah Olney. See, there’s always something to smile about. Also, I won five hundred quid playing poker with my mates. It’ll help pay for the booze and cigars we got through last night/this morning.

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    • She’s a busted flush!!
      Can the tories recover??
      I’m so fuckin disappointed that this massive opportunity has gone begging!!!
      MAY YOU ARE A USELESS CUNT..

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30. Last night we sent a message to the immigrants………..you’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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