#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #

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Right here are are the entries for who cunts here think will lose their seat.(This is the also the official thread for general election shitposting.

Picks:

Shaun
1)Cat Smith
2)Helen Goodman
3)Clive Lewis
4)Liz McInnes
5)Byron Davies
6)Gavin Barwell
7)Tulip Siddiq
8)Kate Green
9)Gareth Snell
10)Liz Kendall
11)Dennis Skinner
12)Nick Clegg
13)Tim Farron
14)Simon Danczuck
15)Holly Lynch
16)Chuka Umunna
17)Yvette Cooper
18)Owen Smith
19)Chris Bryant
20)Paul Flynn
21)Kate Hoey
22)David Winnick
23)Rupa Huq
24)Calum Kerr
25)Ruth Cadbury
26)Wes Streeting
27)Daniel Zeichner
28)Joan Ryan
29)Dawn Butler
30)Ed Miliband
31)Alastair Carmichael
32)Tom Brake
33)Ian Murray
34)Jess Phillips
35)Ben Gummer
36)Tom Watson
37)Ian Austin
38)Neil Coyle
39)Kerry McCarthy
40)Geoffrey Robinson
41)Ruth Smeeth
42)Ivan Lewis
43)Jon Cruddas
44)Angus Robertson
45)Mary Creagh
46)Emily Thornberry
47)John McDonnell
48)Diane Abbott
49)Jermey Corbyn
50)David Lammy

Megacunt:
Chris Matheson
Rupa Huq
Ruth Cadbury
Holly Lynch
Margaret Greenwood
Wes Streeting
Paul Farrelly
John Woodcock
Rob Marris
Tulip Siddiq
Joan Ryan
Peter Kyle
Paula Sherriff
Cat Smith
Natascha Engel
Gareth Thomas
Madeleine Moon
Tom Blenkinsop
Karen Buck
David Winnick
Rosena Allin-Khan
Ian Lucas
Richard Burden
Mary Creagh
Vernon Coaker
Clive Efford
Robert Flello
Gisela Stuart
Susan Jones
Jim Cunningham
Jenny Chapman
David Hanson
Gordon Marsden
Mark Tami
Nic Dakin
Kerry McCarthy
Paul Flynn
Alan Whitehead
Helen Goodman
Lindsay Hoyle
Daniel Zeichner
Albert Owen
Rob Flello
David Crausby
Neil Coyle
Liz McInnes
Tulip Siddiq
Alan Meale
Julie Cooper
Ivan Lewis

Anton Pillar
1. Mhairi Black
Paisley and Renfrewshire South (SNP). Back to school for this cunt!
2. Chris Matheson
City Of Chester (Labour)
3. Rupa Huq
Ealing Central & Acton (Labour)
4. Calum Kerr
Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk (SNP)
5. Holly Lynch
Halifax (Labour)
6. Tom Brake
Carshalton & Wallington (LibDem)
7. Ian Murray
Edinburgh South (Labour)
8. Alistair Carmichael
Orkney & Shetland (LibDem)
9. Margaret Greenwood
10. Holly Lynch
11. Wes Streeting
12. Paul Farrelly
13. John Woodcock
14. Rob Marris
15. Joan Ryan
16. Tulip Siddiq
17. Catherine Smith
18. Ian Lucas
19. Natascha Engel
20. Madeleine Moon
21. David Winnick
22. Karen Buck
23. Gareth Thomas
24. Gordon Marsden
25. Kirsten Oswald (SNP)
26. John Nicolson (SNP)
27. Andy Slaughter
28. Byron Davies
29. Amanda Solloway
30. Corri Wilson (SNP)
31. Tim Farron
32. Jonathan Reynolds
33. Stephen Gethins (SNP)
34. Richard Burden
35. Rob Flello
36. Jamie Reed
37. Vernon Coaker
38. Jess Phillips
39. Iain Wright
40. Nic Dakin
41. Jenny Chapman
42. Jim Cunningham
43. Julie Cooper
44. Mark Tami
45. Helen Goodman
46. Paul Flynn
47. Kerry McCarthy
48. Thangam Debbonaire
49. Karin Smyth
50. Ben Bradshaw

Freddie the Frog:
My entry is:

(1) Little Timmy Farron

That’ll do me

Can’t be arsed with the rest

Dioclese:
1. Norman Lamb
2. Caroline Lucas
3. Cat Smith
4. Ian Murray
5. Mary Creach
6. Jess Phillips
7. John McDonnell
8. Wes Streeting
9. Peter Kyle
10. John Nicolson
11. Ben Bradshaw
12. Chris Bryant
13. David Winnick
14. Tim Farron
15. Ed Miliband
16. Gareth Snell
17. Chris Mathewson
18. Rupa Huq
19. Nick Clegg
20. Sarah Olney
21. John Pugh
22. Albert Owen
23. Ruth Cadbury
24. Margaret Greenwood
25. Holly Lynch
26. Natasha Engel
27. Karen Buck
28. Rob Flello
29. Jim Cunningham
30. Jenny Chapman
31. Gordon Marsden
32. Mark Tami
33. David Crausby
34. Geoffrey Robinson
35. Hilary Benn
36. Allan Meals
37. Tom Brake
38. Alastair Carmichael
39. Greg Mulholland
40. Mark Williams
41. Pete Wishart
42. John Nicolson
43. Calum Kerr
44. Richard Armless
45. Alexander Burnett
46. Angus Robertson
47. Byron Davies
48. Amanda Solloway
49. Gavin Harwell
50. Tom Blenkinsop

Quislings:
1.. Alex Salmond
2..Chris Bryant
3.. Liz mcinnes
4..Mary creagh
5.. Paul farelly
6..Catherine mc Kinne
7.. Alan whitehead
8.. tom brake
9..Elidh whiteford
10..Tim farron
11..nick clegg
12..Owen smith
13.. Kate hoey
14..Chris matherson
15.. rupa huq
16..Ruth Cadbury
17..Peter Kyle
18..tuilip siddiq
19..clive Lewis
20..Liz Kendall
21..chuka umunna
23.. ed milliband
24.. tom Watson
25..David lammy
26..Emily thornberry
27.. John McDonnell
28.. Gareth Thomas
29.. Margaret greenwood
30.. cat smith
31..Ivan Lewis
32..holly lynch
33.. Wes streeting
34..Stephen gethins
35..Ben Bradshaw
36..Helen goodman
37..Paul Flynn
38.. hiliary Benn
39.. John Nicholson
40..John woodcock
41..rob Marris
42..alistair Carmichael
43..Ian Lucas
44..John Pugh
45..IAIN wright
46..vernon coaker
47.. Ian Murray
48..Jamie reed
49.. Gordon marsden
50..Joan Ryan

Vermin Cunt Spotter:
I cannot be arsed listing 50 fucking names . But a few that would case me to LOL would be
1 Alex Salmond
2 Angus Robertson
3 Tasmina Ahmed Shrek
4 Nick( Head Boy) Clegg
5 Dim Farron

463 thoughts on “#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #”

  1. Now Clarke on loving that Brexit is fucked.Treacherous old cockwomble.

    • Don’t know why u guys watch the beebistan. You must have a low blood pressure or sonething.

      Whenever i watch the beeb calif my blood starts boiling.

  2. Mayday, Mayday, Blighty is in a bad way. The country has been infiltrated by trots and radical cunts!

    Mayday Mayday

  4. ….gettin worried.
    Slightly.

    Think they’re all holds so far so “don’t panic, don’t panic!”

    I run a business so if comrade cuntbyn gets in I’ll be living on crumbs within a couple of weeks and me and my employees will be in the gutter.

    …..at least I don’t own a house. If you own a house my advice is SELL SELL SELL.
    It’ll be worth about 50p tomorrow if that cunt wins.

    I’m not sure who’s the biggest cunt. Comrade cuntbyn for being an IRA loving, commie cunt or May for running the most piss poor election campaign in history,

    At least the unlib dumbs are getting done over.

    • Reckon the garden tax protests will make the poll tax riots look like a picnic.

      What’s the demographic breakdown? Looks like the snowflakes might actually have voted!!!!

  5. Fuck me, I switch from BBC to ITV and I get the dirty posh boy traitor Osborne and the failed dancing ponce Balls. What a fucking farce!

  6. If she loses this she can fuck off.

    I always wanted boris anyway.

    ….boris would fuckin smash it!

    Actually the average donkey could smash it against comrade cunt face!

  7. I hope someone somewhere is writing a vitriolic cunting of Lynton Crosby…

  9. Mahairy Snatch reelected. Bastard, was hoping to see the back of that chav.

  10. Chukyourbaghi on BBC.Yep the Uk as we know it is dead.My childhood sweetheart is pregant and for the first time I am glad I am not the father.Never thought I would say that!

    • And Farron looking shaky! COTY without a seat, that would be a bonus.

  12. I pay £145.50 a year for the fucking Blairite Broadcasting Corporation. I don’t expect much, and demand even less, but can somebody punch that cunt Jeremy Vine in the gob? Thank you.

  13. Teresa May as cunt of the year.

    …though i doubt it’ll take long for cuntbyn to steal the crown.

    …or maybe young people. …can a group of cunts be nominated for coty?

    On sky news they’re all singing and cunts with piercings in their faces are saynig that cuntbyn will be great coz: “he’s the kind of guy you could gave a beer with.”

    …cunts.

    • I doubt if Catweazle has ever “had a beer” in his life. However, I suspect that all the Blairites, who were so desperately trying to get rid of the cunt, are now goIng to be lining up to get their tongues up his bumhole. Politicians eh? Lowest form of scum crawling across the earth.

      • In a way i was kinda looking forward to b.liar coming back. …just so the nation could tell him what a cunt he is to his face.
        In one ear and out the other as usual though i expect.

        ….

        Yea boris wins!!! Good.
        That’s the area I’m mostly around and boris will be pm eventually.

  14. Scotland could save the tories!

    ?

    If so I’ll uncunt the scots IMMEDIATELY

  15. Angus mcporrdgewo … sorry … porrdgecunt has lost his seat!

    Go on scotland!

  16. Lentils, socks and sandles, beans bags, do-gooders being interviewed on the BBC using the term ‘fair and just’
    Compulsory cycling….

    No Royal Family
    Prime Minister Corbyn will be the end of the uk!

    I predict by the evening of Friday, I shall be drunk and full of despair!

  17. And Dianne Abbot, on the front seat at Prime Ministers questions time with Tom Watson (Tom Watson looks like a my 60 year old lesbian Auntie)

  18. Yes yes fucking YES! Cleggy has gone….had his arse kicked! Poor cunt will have to take up a job pushing a pen in the EU, sucking EU cock and poncing off the taxpayer. No change there then. Just fuck off rich boy!

  20. Ben gummer loses.
    He was lined up as a tory brexit negotiator.
    BUT
    He had a hand in the shittest manifesto ever.

    Stupid cunt.

    …not often that labour does anyone a favour.

    • I’m not clicking on that. Last time it was his cum face.

      Not falling for that one again.

  22. Want to get some kip but there’s a recount in Little Timmy’s constituency. Obviously the two bob cunt. Is stamping his little foot because he’s lost. Well, I hope so. Worth staying awake for the jewel in the crown.

  23. Fuck me, just heard Timmykins has won. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

    FUCKING CUNT!

    Cunt, fucking cunt. I’m going to bed. I hope Putin drops a fucking bomb on us so I don’t have to wake up to this EU/ Muzzie nightmare. Come on Vlad you fucking poof!

    • Don’t worry mate.

      The first results in are always the big towns, usually lefties.

      The shires will vote for reason.

  24. What are the odds on boris being the pm next week?

    I’d put my house on it 😊

    …..lucky I ain’t got a house!

  27. Yyyeeeaaaahhh!!

    Salmond loses his seat!

    I LOVE SCOTLAND!!

    I never called you a bunch of cunts …it was someone else.

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