#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #

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Right here are are the entries for who cunts here think will lose their seat.(This is the also the official thread for general election shitposting.

Picks:

Shaun
1)Cat Smith
2)Helen Goodman
3)Clive Lewis
4)Liz McInnes
5)Byron Davies
6)Gavin Barwell
7)Tulip Siddiq
8)Kate Green
9)Gareth Snell
10)Liz Kendall
11)Dennis Skinner
12)Nick Clegg
13)Tim Farron
14)Simon Danczuck
15)Holly Lynch
16)Chuka Umunna
17)Yvette Cooper
18)Owen Smith
19)Chris Bryant
20)Paul Flynn
21)Kate Hoey
22)David Winnick
23)Rupa Huq
24)Calum Kerr
25)Ruth Cadbury
26)Wes Streeting
27)Daniel Zeichner
28)Joan Ryan
29)Dawn Butler
30)Ed Miliband
31)Alastair Carmichael
32)Tom Brake
33)Ian Murray
34)Jess Phillips
35)Ben Gummer
36)Tom Watson
37)Ian Austin
38)Neil Coyle
39)Kerry McCarthy
40)Geoffrey Robinson
41)Ruth Smeeth
42)Ivan Lewis
43)Jon Cruddas
44)Angus Robertson
45)Mary Creagh
46)Emily Thornberry
47)John McDonnell
48)Diane Abbott
49)Jermey Corbyn
50)David Lammy

Megacunt:
Chris Matheson
Rupa Huq
Ruth Cadbury
Holly Lynch
Margaret Greenwood
Wes Streeting
Paul Farrelly
John Woodcock
Rob Marris
Tulip Siddiq
Joan Ryan
Peter Kyle
Paula Sherriff
Cat Smith
Natascha Engel
Gareth Thomas
Madeleine Moon
Tom Blenkinsop
Karen Buck
David Winnick
Rosena Allin-Khan
Ian Lucas
Richard Burden
Mary Creagh
Vernon Coaker
Clive Efford
Robert Flello
Gisela Stuart
Susan Jones
Jim Cunningham
Jenny Chapman
David Hanson
Gordon Marsden
Mark Tami
Nic Dakin
Kerry McCarthy
Paul Flynn
Alan Whitehead
Helen Goodman
Lindsay Hoyle
Daniel Zeichner
Albert Owen
Rob Flello
David Crausby
Neil Coyle
Liz McInnes
Tulip Siddiq
Alan Meale
Julie Cooper
Ivan Lewis

Anton Pillar
1. Mhairi Black
Paisley and Renfrewshire South (SNP). Back to school for this cunt!
2. Chris Matheson
City Of Chester (Labour)
3. Rupa Huq
Ealing Central & Acton (Labour)
4. Calum Kerr
Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk (SNP)
5. Holly Lynch
Halifax (Labour)
6. Tom Brake
Carshalton & Wallington (LibDem)
7. Ian Murray
Edinburgh South (Labour)
8. Alistair Carmichael
Orkney & Shetland (LibDem)
9. Margaret Greenwood
10. Holly Lynch
11. Wes Streeting
12. Paul Farrelly
13. John Woodcock
14. Rob Marris
15. Joan Ryan
16. Tulip Siddiq
17. Catherine Smith
18. Ian Lucas
19. Natascha Engel
20. Madeleine Moon
21. David Winnick
22. Karen Buck
23. Gareth Thomas
24. Gordon Marsden
25. Kirsten Oswald (SNP)
26. John Nicolson (SNP)
27. Andy Slaughter
28. Byron Davies
29. Amanda Solloway
30. Corri Wilson (SNP)
31. Tim Farron
32. Jonathan Reynolds
33. Stephen Gethins (SNP)
34. Richard Burden
35. Rob Flello
36. Jamie Reed
37. Vernon Coaker
38. Jess Phillips
39. Iain Wright
40. Nic Dakin
41. Jenny Chapman
42. Jim Cunningham
43. Julie Cooper
44. Mark Tami
45. Helen Goodman
46. Paul Flynn
47. Kerry McCarthy
48. Thangam Debbonaire
49. Karin Smyth
50. Ben Bradshaw

Freddie the Frog:
My entry is:

(1) Little Timmy Farron

That’ll do me

Can’t be arsed with the rest

Dioclese:
1. Norman Lamb
2. Caroline Lucas
3. Cat Smith
4. Ian Murray
5. Mary Creach
6. Jess Phillips
7. John McDonnell
8. Wes Streeting
9. Peter Kyle
10. John Nicolson
11. Ben Bradshaw
12. Chris Bryant
13. David Winnick
14. Tim Farron
15. Ed Miliband
16. Gareth Snell
17. Chris Mathewson
18. Rupa Huq
19. Nick Clegg
20. Sarah Olney
21. John Pugh
22. Albert Owen
23. Ruth Cadbury
24. Margaret Greenwood
25. Holly Lynch
26. Natasha Engel
27. Karen Buck
28. Rob Flello
29. Jim Cunningham
30. Jenny Chapman
31. Gordon Marsden
32. Mark Tami
33. David Crausby
34. Geoffrey Robinson
35. Hilary Benn
36. Allan Meals
37. Tom Brake
38. Alastair Carmichael
39. Greg Mulholland
40. Mark Williams
41. Pete Wishart
42. John Nicolson
43. Calum Kerr
44. Richard Armless
45. Alexander Burnett
46. Angus Robertson
47. Byron Davies
48. Amanda Solloway
49. Gavin Harwell
50. Tom Blenkinsop

Quislings:
1.. Alex Salmond
2..Chris Bryant
3.. Liz mcinnes
4..Mary creagh
5.. Paul farelly
6..Catherine mc Kinne
7.. Alan whitehead
8.. tom brake
9..Elidh whiteford
10..Tim farron
11..nick clegg
12..Owen smith
13.. Kate hoey
14..Chris matherson
15.. rupa huq
16..Ruth Cadbury
17..Peter Kyle
18..tuilip siddiq
19..clive Lewis
20..Liz Kendall
21..chuka umunna
23.. ed milliband
24.. tom Watson
25..David lammy
26..Emily thornberry
27.. John McDonnell
28.. Gareth Thomas
29.. Margaret greenwood
30.. cat smith
31..Ivan Lewis
32..holly lynch
33.. Wes streeting
34..Stephen gethins
35..Ben Bradshaw
36..Helen goodman
37..Paul Flynn
38.. hiliary Benn
39.. John Nicholson
40..John woodcock
41..rob Marris
42..alistair Carmichael
43..Ian Lucas
44..John Pugh
45..IAIN wright
46..vernon coaker
47.. Ian Murray
48..Jamie reed
49.. Gordon marsden
50..Joan Ryan

Vermin Cunt Spotter:
I cannot be arsed listing 50 fucking names . But a few that would case me to LOL would be
1 Alex Salmond
2 Angus Robertson
3 Tasmina Ahmed Shrek
4 Nick( Head Boy) Clegg
5 Dim Farron

463 thoughts on “#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #”

  1. Jeez, welcome to PISAC.

    Cant wait for a world cup version of this game.

    Not a patch on the Suicide Squad.

  2. Just Farron pleeeeeeeease. Would make my day, month and year. Makes my piss boil every time Insee him on telly. Sanctimonious cunt of biblical,proportions.
    Please electors get rid of the cunt.

    • Clegg too, it’s past time that tosser was gone from politics.

      I hope Toadface Salmond, Angus Arsewipe and that stupid young SNP bint all lose their seats.

      I hope McDonnell loses his, but then I bet the cunt is in a safe seat.

    • Naturally L2, naturally.

      Let’s face it, like all his fellow SNP bigots, he’s full of shit! You can never cunt the SNP too much.

    • May as well learn German and get used to praying 5 times a day in that case.

      • Sod that, get the happy pills and sleeping pills. Lots of them. I hope someone has got another cunting for May ready….

    • Channel-hopping…
      An evening wasted with:

      Owen fucking cunt Jones
      Blowfish-minge BananaGob Miller
      Campbellend
      and some beardy, on-message hipster twat “comedian” on the Ch4 prog with Paxo…

      Why the fuck can’t our parties choose decent leaders in the first place?? A choice of DD, J R-M, BoJo…yet they chose May. Almost wish Comrade Jezzer had won, the alternatives…hung parliament, yet another fuckin election hanging over us, and bloody nightmare dealing with Brexit now, with cuntish eurocrats all sniggering and fucking us about.
      At least this am I told a liebore canvasser that I certainly wouldn’t be voting for them cos of the flabbott problem.

  5. I’ve seen the term “keyboard warrior” get banded about every now and again for people acting tough with no threat of any actual contact with whoever they are arguing with.
    Well I’ve come to the conclusion that theres many “keyboard politicians” here.
    Get of yer arse and do summit if it gets to you that much.
    All politicians are cunts will probably be the answer to my question but that’s not good enough.
    Get out there and change your country for the better.
    I’ve heard many views i and others wholeheartedly agree with and there are quite a few of you who can put your points across eloquently, so do something if you are that passionate.
    Become an MP, we need you.

    Fuck, if, if i like you, i may even vote for once.

    Whinging on a website is a waste of all your talents and time.

    • Not sure that any of us would last five minutes in the chamber bearing in mind “cunt” is probably regarded as unparliamentary language.
      Five minutes actually sounds optimistic.

      • Asimplearsehole nearly managed a post yesterday with no “cunt” or “fuck”.
        Nearly.

        We could form the Cunt Fuck Uh! Biscuit Tourettes Cunt Fuck Uh! Party

    • I REALLY understand your point, birdman, but feel in general that we’re up against a tsunami of brainwashed….

      Nigel and UKIP started, but although Nigel certainly delivered, UKIP looks to have sunk without trace.

      The big problem is, is that GB is a two-party system; I used to be in the CER as a (naive ??) teenager, but am now convinced that PR is NEVER going to happen here, in the same way that many on this site are convinced that the odds have been DELIBERATELY stacked against Brexit (I agree with this – something smells fishy, and it isn’t just wee jimmy krankie’s minge…).

      Of course, I wish it weren’t the case…but I don’t personally have access to any “useful” ironmongery !!

      • Cheers for getting my point, ffnnaarr ffnnaarr, HBelindaHubbard.

        I think that many cunters may have misread me and didn’t realise that it was a compliment to them and their wisdom.

  7. Don’t give a fuck because if the polls are right then whilst the Connies may have an overall majority because of the absolute monumental fuck-up of their campaign it will mean that we will have 4-5yrs of interfering twats like COTY Farron, interfering Miller, et. al.

    If she’d done nowt she’d have walked it. Whichever parliamentary cunt advised her on uttering the “Dementia Tax” wants shooting for high treason because that cunt was obviously a double-agent!

    While the semantics of that tax may be more favourable than it is now, how did those dozy twats think the leftist media would spin it!

    Useless fucking cunts!

    • Whoever made that manifesto ought to be taken out and shot!

      Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, CUNT!

    • If the polls are right, I can see a leadership challenge in the very near future, it seems clear that knives are being sharpened, and some being drawn slowly in preparation.

      • Gotta love Thornbury.
        Having said Corbyn shouldn’t resign if Labour lose she now reckons that May should resign if the Tories lose.
        Typical Labour consistency…

      • No fan of Che Corbyn, but surely it’s different for a sitting PM with the bad judgement to overturn the FTP Act in order to hold a snap election? I mean, given who we’re talking about, the words stick in my throat (metaphorically), but surely a challenger who has done massively better than expected deserves to stay on while the cynical incumbent who has done far worse than expected should be shown the door?

    • Anyone else get the sneaky feeling that the Connies derailed their own campaign so that they *DON’T* have to play Brexit hardball with the Hun, sorry, EU?

      What a monumental fuck up!

      All we need now is May to do a Cameron in the morning and then we’re no closer to dealing with Brexit, closing our borders to all and sundry (including Merkel’s “peaceful” imports to kill us one by one), and having to repeat this fiasco in 18 month’s time with the next Connie twat who’s (allegedly) in power!

      Shame on you Theresa May! You were gifted the land, all you had to do was say nothing, you CUNT!

      • They should call this Theresa May and how to snatch defeat from the jaws of certain victory. Stupid bitch.

      • Couldn’t agree more Rebel, I believed awhile ago that I wasn’t sure if that hunchback May wanted to be PM. Hence we had a massive meltdown from the cunts and all sorts of nonsense coming out of their manifesto. All it did was give Labour a bit of confidence and the momentum went with that wanker Corbyn. Maybe I am feeling premature (not for the first time) but May should be hung out to dry for a being a useless fucking split arse

    • Whichever parliamentary cunt advised her on uttering the “Dementia Tax”
      That’d be Fiona Hill and Nick Timothy. Proper pair of cunts: “Special Advisors”. Special Needs more like.
      These cunts get paid £150k each. With any luck, they’ll be out on their ears by now.

      FFS, if you can’t even beat commie traitors like Compo & McDonnell, and sub-normal fuckwits like Abbot & Rayner, what hope is there?

      Who but Compo would put a cunt like Rayner, who left school pregnant at fifteen and has fucking zero qualifications, in charge of education?

      Personally, I’d have preferred in if the commies had won, then in 2 years when the country’s fucked, I’d punch these snowflake cunts in the face saying “I. Fucking. Told. You. He’s. A. Cunt. But. You. Didn’t. Listen”

  8. Farron might get his arse kicked
    Amber Rudd looks fucked ( metaphorically of course )
    Knives are out for Treez

    • Don’t get me started on Farron. The raised eyebrows and furrowed brow, like “I’m so surprised and puzzled that people don’t just take what I’m saying as gospel”.
      That’s because, like the gospels, it’s just made-up stuff which everyone knows is bullshit.

      Cunt looks like a fucking child, FFS.

  9. Every SNP cunt (especially Wee Burney)
    Every Green cunt
    Steptoe Corbyn
    Abbott The Hutt
    That McDonnell cunt
    Timmykins Farron
    Judas Clegg

      • If it turns out worse than we expect, than a lot of voters in this country are complete and utter cunts.

      • We should remember, this is the same cuntry that thought voting in Tony Blair 3 times was a good idea.

      • Dioclese
        on June 8, 2017 at 10:36 pm said:
        Never underestimate stupidity…

        well some ponce outside the polling station told me that one of the voters asked him what his roset ment………..

      • One channel has those hateful cunts Gina Miller and Campbellend on, I switched over real quick there.

    • Tony Blair was, is , always will be, forever, and , ever a CUNT! The electorate were on acid during those elections,…surely ?

      • Not as much as anyone who thinks Comrade Corbyn as PM is a good thing. Stupid cunts.

  12. Lots of ragheads voting Labour, and in Croydon Tories are almost certainly fucked. Well done Treez

  13. OH FUCK! Its gonna go titties up at this rate! The only cunt with a safe seat is Dimbleby !

  15. Diane Abbott seen out this evening and is going to view her ministerial car , a JCB has been suggested as the most appropriate.

      • One more big bucket and her arteries will surely clog! A hearse, try something bigger !

      • The Flabbott, a case of life imitating art…in this case, Kim, the pantomime dumb coon in East Enders ?

      • One of those big low-loaders that the army uses to haul tanks about should do her.

    • I thought that said Minstrel car, like a giant Minstrel chocolate or an old jalopy as featured on the black and white minstrel show.

  16. If we are all staying up tonight…who is organising the takeaway and beers ?

  17. If this poll is anywhere near accurate then Maybitch will be gone by tomorrow afternoon, make no mistake. You have to wonder if this is a stitch up. Brexit will be fucked…….2nd referendum will be inevitable…….and the result. Job done…….Establishment sucking each others’ cocks and high fiving. We’re doomed I tell you!

    • I do hope MI5 and the ‘Dark Forces’ have their kill orders prepped and ready……

    • Unfortunately I think your right FTF, total stitch up, from the social care to the fox hunting the conservatives campaign was a vote loser, apparently all overseen by super strategist lynton Crosby??
      Has corbyn run a slick campaign?? Have they reinvented the wheel or simply run it the normal labour way ?? Spend spend spend!!, don’t worry about who’s paying for it, it’s Xmas and jezzers handing out the presents….
      I think the insidious anti Brexit campaign has also taken its toll, BBC and Sky running almost a year of negative propaganda , the legal challenges, etc etc it’s made a lot of weak Cunts waiver….
      I’m absolutely fuckin gutted….

  18. You can’t trust exit polls. A sample of 1000 people isn’t representative with all the regional variations. Some cunt hoping to make money short selling currency or shares no doubt. Who in England would vote Labour? They’re an absolute shower.

    Oh and if Flabbott is gaga there’s a rule that you can’t stand in an election if you are insane, so is her candidateship null and void?

  19. Steady the Buffs!

    The exit poll has to be wrong – I can’t believe Corbyn could win 30 odd more seats than Millipede.

    Cunt Thornberry was just on the box. I do hope to see that smug look wiped from her face later tonight.

    • I hope to see that bitch’s smug look wiped out too, at least it looks like the SNP have taken a hit.

      • They estimate she’s going to lose 22 seats!! …..
        mega Cunt Caroline Lucas ” I’m prepared to back the Labour Party ” what with you projected 1 seat love!! ……

      • I really hate Thornberry, that’s one piggy looking smug bitch.

  21. Curious and curious, Labour held Sunderland South, but there was apparently a 3% swing to the Tories.

  22. Jack Straw says that a hung parliament will lead to ”sensible” Brexit negotiations, fuck that!

    • Hmmmm, not sure that’s a great loss to be honest, never liked her.

      Ahhh, time to hit the sack.

      I will cheer of curse the result in the morning.

      Night fellow cunters.

  25. Keep trying to go up the wooden hill but am drawn back to TV. I just can’t believe the exit poll is right.
    On the Thornberry cunt, I am hard pressed to think of a more self satisfied looking cunt than her. I would say I would kick her in the cunt but I may lose my foot.

    • So Corbyn wins, their will be total capitulation to the eu. What a fucking laughing stock we have become.

    • Fuck me, Laura Kuntssberg is intolerable. Her wonky jaw exacerbates her sneering delivery of info from those ‘exclusive sources’. Clearly thinks she’s the dogs bollocks with her shitty input.

      She’s like a Scottish Douglas Carswell in drag.

  26. Anyone fancy going for a pint down the Winchester until this all blows over?

  27. So early results bear out the ISAC prediction that cunts would be elected in all constituencies

  28. Gah someone put a hobnail boot through uber-cunt king Lineker’s bastard face, please. Already gloating on Twitter based on the exit poll – if there’s any reason to pray the EP is wildly out, it’s to haunt Lineker with his own fucking cuntishness.

    • The fucking stupid hateful arse biscuit is taking about forming the next government

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