#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #

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Right here are are the entries for who cunts here think will lose their seat.(This is the also the official thread for general election shitposting.

Picks:

Shaun
1)Cat Smith
2)Helen Goodman
3)Clive Lewis
4)Liz McInnes
5)Byron Davies
6)Gavin Barwell
7)Tulip Siddiq
8)Kate Green
9)Gareth Snell
10)Liz Kendall
11)Dennis Skinner
12)Nick Clegg
13)Tim Farron
14)Simon Danczuck
15)Holly Lynch
16)Chuka Umunna
17)Yvette Cooper
18)Owen Smith
19)Chris Bryant
20)Paul Flynn
21)Kate Hoey
22)David Winnick
23)Rupa Huq
24)Calum Kerr
25)Ruth Cadbury
26)Wes Streeting
27)Daniel Zeichner
28)Joan Ryan
29)Dawn Butler
30)Ed Miliband
31)Alastair Carmichael
32)Tom Brake
33)Ian Murray
34)Jess Phillips
35)Ben Gummer
36)Tom Watson
37)Ian Austin
38)Neil Coyle
39)Kerry McCarthy
40)Geoffrey Robinson
41)Ruth Smeeth
42)Ivan Lewis
43)Jon Cruddas
44)Angus Robertson
45)Mary Creagh
46)Emily Thornberry
47)John McDonnell
48)Diane Abbott
49)Jermey Corbyn
50)David Lammy

Megacunt:
Chris Matheson
Rupa Huq
Ruth Cadbury
Holly Lynch
Margaret Greenwood
Wes Streeting
Paul Farrelly
John Woodcock
Rob Marris
Tulip Siddiq
Joan Ryan
Peter Kyle
Paula Sherriff
Cat Smith
Natascha Engel
Gareth Thomas
Madeleine Moon
Tom Blenkinsop
Karen Buck
David Winnick
Rosena Allin-Khan
Ian Lucas
Richard Burden
Mary Creagh
Vernon Coaker
Clive Efford
Robert Flello
Gisela Stuart
Susan Jones
Jim Cunningham
Jenny Chapman
David Hanson
Gordon Marsden
Mark Tami
Nic Dakin
Kerry McCarthy
Paul Flynn
Alan Whitehead
Helen Goodman
Lindsay Hoyle
Daniel Zeichner
Albert Owen
Rob Flello
David Crausby
Neil Coyle
Liz McInnes
Tulip Siddiq
Alan Meale
Julie Cooper
Ivan Lewis

Anton Pillar
1. Mhairi Black
Paisley and Renfrewshire South (SNP). Back to school for this cunt!
2. Chris Matheson
City Of Chester (Labour)
3. Rupa Huq
Ealing Central & Acton (Labour)
4. Calum Kerr
Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk (SNP)
5. Holly Lynch
Halifax (Labour)
6. Tom Brake
Carshalton & Wallington (LibDem)
7. Ian Murray
Edinburgh South (Labour)
8. Alistair Carmichael
Orkney & Shetland (LibDem)
9. Margaret Greenwood
10. Holly Lynch
11. Wes Streeting
12. Paul Farrelly
13. John Woodcock
14. Rob Marris
15. Joan Ryan
16. Tulip Siddiq
17. Catherine Smith
18. Ian Lucas
19. Natascha Engel
20. Madeleine Moon
21. David Winnick
22. Karen Buck
23. Gareth Thomas
24. Gordon Marsden
25. Kirsten Oswald (SNP)
26. John Nicolson (SNP)
27. Andy Slaughter
28. Byron Davies
29. Amanda Solloway
30. Corri Wilson (SNP)
31. Tim Farron
32. Jonathan Reynolds
33. Stephen Gethins (SNP)
34. Richard Burden
35. Rob Flello
36. Jamie Reed
37. Vernon Coaker
38. Jess Phillips
39. Iain Wright
40. Nic Dakin
41. Jenny Chapman
42. Jim Cunningham
43. Julie Cooper
44. Mark Tami
45. Helen Goodman
46. Paul Flynn
47. Kerry McCarthy
48. Thangam Debbonaire
49. Karin Smyth
50. Ben Bradshaw

Freddie the Frog:
My entry is:

(1) Little Timmy Farron

That’ll do me

Can’t be arsed with the rest

Dioclese:
1. Norman Lamb
2. Caroline Lucas
3. Cat Smith
4. Ian Murray
5. Mary Creach
6. Jess Phillips
7. John McDonnell
8. Wes Streeting
9. Peter Kyle
10. John Nicolson
11. Ben Bradshaw
12. Chris Bryant
13. David Winnick
14. Tim Farron
15. Ed Miliband
16. Gareth Snell
17. Chris Mathewson
18. Rupa Huq
19. Nick Clegg
20. Sarah Olney
21. John Pugh
22. Albert Owen
23. Ruth Cadbury
24. Margaret Greenwood
25. Holly Lynch
26. Natasha Engel
27. Karen Buck
28. Rob Flello
29. Jim Cunningham
30. Jenny Chapman
31. Gordon Marsden
32. Mark Tami
33. David Crausby
34. Geoffrey Robinson
35. Hilary Benn
36. Allan Meals
37. Tom Brake
38. Alastair Carmichael
39. Greg Mulholland
40. Mark Williams
41. Pete Wishart
42. John Nicolson
43. Calum Kerr
44. Richard Armless
45. Alexander Burnett
46. Angus Robertson
47. Byron Davies
48. Amanda Solloway
49. Gavin Harwell
50. Tom Blenkinsop

Quislings:
1.. Alex Salmond
2..Chris Bryant
3.. Liz mcinnes
4..Mary creagh
5.. Paul farelly
6..Catherine mc Kinne
7.. Alan whitehead
8.. tom brake
9..Elidh whiteford
10..Tim farron
11..nick clegg
12..Owen smith
13.. Kate hoey
14..Chris matherson
15.. rupa huq
16..Ruth Cadbury
17..Peter Kyle
18..tuilip siddiq
19..clive Lewis
20..Liz Kendall
21..chuka umunna
23.. ed milliband
24.. tom Watson
25..David lammy
26..Emily thornberry
27.. John McDonnell
28.. Gareth Thomas
29.. Margaret greenwood
30.. cat smith
31..Ivan Lewis
32..holly lynch
33.. Wes streeting
34..Stephen gethins
35..Ben Bradshaw
36..Helen goodman
37..Paul Flynn
38.. hiliary Benn
39.. John Nicholson
40..John woodcock
41..rob Marris
42..alistair Carmichael
43..Ian Lucas
44..John Pugh
45..IAIN wright
46..vernon coaker
47.. Ian Murray
48..Jamie reed
49.. Gordon marsden
50..Joan Ryan

Vermin Cunt Spotter:
I cannot be arsed listing 50 fucking names . But a few that would case me to LOL would be
1 Alex Salmond
2 Angus Robertson
3 Tasmina Ahmed Shrek
4 Nick( Head Boy) Clegg
5 Dim Farron

463 thoughts on “#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #”

    • Apparently you need a hobby??
      Priceless stuff…
      maybe you could become a pathetic friendless troll?? 😂

  2. Your knowledge and application of languages is excellent. I can only speak in Geordie.

      • Thank you.I was simply testing the strength of the common thread. But you knew that.

    • No, I don’t know Dio. As you will probably know Im a newbie here. Been on this site for a little less than 6 months. However, some time ago I became very interested in your denials. I even thought. “fuck,poor cunt ” So I made my own enquiries. I don’t need Dio or anyone else for that, Ive been doing this stuff since leaving the forces. Forget about IP tracking and all that crap. But, public records….now that is the difference. The world of officialdom, from cradle to the grave, we leave a mess of paperwork where ever we set foot. In Training we track ourselves throughout our lives. Richard, it is frightening what people know about us. MI6 used to use our computers as filters! Nasty, very nasty. I like this site. We actually do not know each other, but, you can guess and you can pick at crumbs. I think one of my ex colleagues is on this site. Now HE is very clever. Never mind, nice chatting to you Richard, Regards.

    • Direct object pronouns and indirect pronouns still give me grief…so I tend to say word more than I need to compensate for that.

      subjunctive tense in Spanish is a bugger , but i got many phrase learnt off by heart even though I aint sure really why the subjunctive is needed.

      But i am defintely fluent…I speak it every day at work!!

    • OK, I’ll bite.
      Your English is pretty pisspoor and your Sapnish or is it Spanish is even worse.
      Seriously, it’s bad.
      Stop trying to show off, coz to those who know, its fuckin cringe worthy.

      Asiods. 🙂

    • I don’t know why he wants people to look at ranting penguin, it’s just him being made to look a fool, over and over. What a dullard.

  5. Ive been visiting Ranting Penguin. But you know that. If you look back in time, you might now begin to realise who I may be. My offer at that time is still open.

  7. I am not birdman, but if you carry on the threats against birdman i will notify him and his family.
    You are lucky i haven’t informed birdman about the threats coz he’s an evil bastard.

  8. I am sat outside the the Millennium Dome, Penny Lane, Swindon, just round the corner from Blackpool Tower with Chris Packham smoking banana skins

    Are you brave enough?

  9. You really need to read the posts properly…..

    As previously explained YOU are on the wrong site………
    This site is ” is a Cunt ” not ” I am a Cunt” …….
    And on one of your previous posts you tell asim to get a hobby? That’s rich coming from boring pseudo intellectual troll?
    Is this your hobby? Haven’t you got any friends to go and have a beer with?……

  10. Fuck this, I’m off to the beach.
    They pensioners cant rub the sun tan lotion into them folds of skin themselves.
    I hope “nasty” Nancy’s there.

    Beach life babeeeee!!! 🙂

  12. What is needed now in the Tory Party is perhaps Ruth Davidson to come South and kick some arse. She certainly don’t take prisoners.Not only that, she would wipe the fucking floor with that Brighton mob, they would be falling over themselves to kiss her arse.

    • You’re absolutely right Mr Simple. She would have the poofery eating out the palm of her rug. The snowflakes would go into ‘can’t compute’ mode. They would be so fuckin confused there would be smoke streaming from their japs eyes and minnie slits. That would be so fun to behold. I may even convert to some uphill horticulture myself.
      C’mon Ruthie lad, I mean love, sorry I mean, oh fuck it whatever you wanna be called.

      • …. I’m fortunate enough to be in the constituency that fucked off Alex Salmon … a bit of a silver lining to what might be a cloud. However, Ruth Davidson has done a lot in the region and campaigned well .. I did smile when my Dad ( in his eighties and maybe his eyesight isn’t so great ) see’s her on TV and proclaims …’I like ‘him’ , he’s my favourite’ ….

        I think it would be too complicated to explain …

  14. I understand Ruth is quite ill. Bloke down the pub told me she’s suffering from Strapadichtomy.

    • Actually, her G/F looks rather punchable….not beautiful, but certainly fuckable. I wonder what Mr Fiddler might make of that?

  15. Voting Conservative was the only choice for me, after Caitlin Moran said anyone who did vote Tory in this General Election was a ‘cunt’… So anything that upsets that misandrist, mackerel knickers, faux-intellectual ugly fat cunt can’t be wrong… It’s so hard to justify even thinking about voting Labour now… Because of thick as pigshit snowflake absolutists and Remaniner zealots, who equate a voting choice with whether someone is good or evil… Snowflakes are cunts…(Most) Students are social media sucking, sponging scum… Labour love sandspades and murderers…

  17. England were 1-0 up near the 90 minute mark and it ends 2-2… Fucking crap and Joe Hart is a useless (ex) Bluenose cunt…

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