This cunt is priceless… The woman who married herself…
Sophie Tanner has told BBC (what a surprise!) she married herself to celebrate being single….
Sophie Tanner said she had no regrets about tying the knot with herself and is currently celebrating her second wedding anniversary….
So, ‘celebrating a wedding anniversary’ when you’re on your own?!… This smacks of desperation and a craving for attention… Tying the knot with yourself?! This daft bitch needs locking up… No surprise though… No man on earth will obviously have this pathetic sad cunt…
Nominated by Norman
Not so sure she’s so daft. I’d have certainly saved myself a few quid if I’d followed her example.
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Yeah but you would have spent it all on brasses………er………ok you might have point I suppose.
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Marry yourself and fuck yourself
Save on cash and your sanity
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Julian Assange is an uber arrogant psychopathic cunt.
Only interested in himself. Self imposed imprisonment to escape fair trial on Sweeden?
He has put many lives at risk. Sure ,he may thonk he has done a great public service but for whom? His own inflated superego?
He is as much to freedom of information as Dianne Abbot is to promoting salad.
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On a point. The Political Misinformation Unit (? every government has one ) is covered under a smokescreen of “Faux transparency ” In a time when we are reassured by politicians constantly telling us that they seek a society that is ever more open, transparent and less secretive, we have the situation where a rabid pack of establishment figures are attempting to detain and silence a man who seeks to promote and attain an open and truthful society. A Paradox?
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Kravdarth called him psychopathic and perhaps this is the correct term.
He seems to have no feelings for other people (or his actions) and doesn’t regret anything he’s done in the past. No contrition, no atonement, nothing.
People on here shout, quite rightly, about Freedom of speech and this site wonderfully proves it daily. Nevertheless, no-one is grander than the law, regardless of balcony speeches like a glorious seer.
Egotistical? Yes. Consumed by his own power? Definitely. Mentally ill? Possibly. Cunt? Certainly.
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Giant cunt Assange, up his own arsehole .The yanks will have his balls for tea.
Unarguable proof of his cuntishness is that the guardian supports him and I’m sure Catweasel does too.
Taking second place in the CuntStakes is Ecuador, wtf do they want getting that tosser wrapped around them. Need a large smack.
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What’s the matter with this bird? Is she above veganism? Gender neutrality not good enough for her? I presume the bloke in the photo is her Dad, who ought to be fucking ashamed of himself. If he had been a proper dad she wouldn’t have grown to be this desperate attention seeker. No bloke is going to go near this mad bitch. I don’t know about you cunts but I have no desire to see my disembodied genitalia on fucking Facebook, thanks very much.
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OOh Fuck, I thought it was Vince Cable giving her away to herself !
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This demented crone saying ‘I am perfectly happy with living with myself’ basically is saying (in a thousand different languages) that nobody else is or ever has been… I bet that old cunt with her in the photo couldn’t even give her away to some ‘peaceful’ type who wants a benefits bride… Fuck me…
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“I trust him more to publish the truth than the monkeys we entrust to govern us”
I agree with you, Mike
Welcome back. Good holiday?
Oh, best not mention that – Rickie doesn’t like holidays…
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Sometimes, even a cunter gets lost for words. This idiot of a woman has decided for whatever reason to grab her five minutes of fame in the most ridiculous of ways. But perhaps the most stupid and lamentable issue, is that it has made the press and is all around the social media. These attention seeking fuckwits are becoming increasingly evident in our chaotic numb nuts society, where individuals live in a world that would have beguiled even Lewis Carroll .In Alice’s world; the world was a nonsense, a nightmare-ish blend of abstract behaviour that often defied reason or interpretation.We are now in a world very similar to that of Alice, and with fuckwits like this “marrying” herself it I have to ask, “What is the stupid fucker going to do next?” I feel that the twatter and face mongs will go into overdrive, and we will have a living Trueman Show in the not too distant future. Silly Cow, Silly Cunt.
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Didn’t that attention-seeking basketball cunt Dennis Rodman put on a wedding dress and marry himself back in 1996? So the idea’s not original.
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Remember the Jerry Springer show that was on years ago, the forerunner of all these shows that get daft cunts on to have public arguments?. There was a bloke on the show that was married to his horse. He said that he could tell when she was feeling romantic because she got a special look in her eye!. There were two horses in the field but he said he didn’t fancy the other one. Christ on a bike. Will this daft Sophie cunt be divorcing herself as well?. If this was my relative,I would disown the cunt.
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If she divorces herself… then on what grounds? I would like to hear that fucking divorce case!
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Don’t forget the the crazy bints who married trees and even one who married a fence .
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Fuck my jeans, this world has gone to pot. A woman marrying herself? If ever there was a blatant “look at me, I’m socially cutting edge” which translates into “I’m an attention seeking cunt”, then this example has to be in a glass display case all of its own.
It just proves that absolutely any old shit can be news these days. I bet the right-on sisterhood and facefuck spastics will be jilling into their laptops over this bollockery. What a fucking shambles.
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@ Alan. Didn’t know that, Is he still married to himself by any chance?
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I saw a documentary about him in which he said he was going to call himself Mr Orgasm because his technique with women was so successful. I’ve known women who wouldn’t respond to his technique or anyone else’s.
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Agree. Assange has done a great deal for freedom of speech, He has really pissed off the politico’s and is attracting a vitriolic attack by “unbiased” press and media., ho have today branded him as a grass, traitor and enemy of society. Bollocks.
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Agree Mike and In solidarity with Assange I’m posting my favorite Frou Frou song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktv_12gzg-g
Fucking seriously tho, only Swedes the fucked up people who came up with the brilliant idea of replacing 20% of their population with Islamic/african gang-raping terrorists turned their peaceful country into a warzone in a 15 year time period. Could only come up with the absurd feminist concept that not telling a girl you aren’t wearing a condom is “rape”. All because he wore a condom 1st night and next morning he didn’t absolutely fucking ridiculous…
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Those cowardly Swedish cunts also ducked out of the war…The Danish Resistance were hard bastards, but the Swedes were worse than the French…. At least some Froggies put up a fight…. Only two good things ever came out of the place…. Agnetha from ABBA (that magnificent arse!) and Zlatan….
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And Mando Diao.
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And Britt Ekland
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And Malin Ackerman
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And old school porn
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Cowardly wankers, premiere league. The fucking Swedes sat there whilst Adolf laid waste to Europe and hoped that if he won everything he would leave them alone, fucking morons.
An example of gutlessness that has never been questioned seriously but they have got their comeuppance with their cuntish immigration policy and being the most boring people on earth.
I hope they all get piles.
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Absolute chicken shit Cunts!!!
Good cunting trouser……
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Contrary to popular belief, the Swedes were far from neutral.
They happily sold steel and bearings to the Germans and allowed Adolf to use their railways to get to the Norwegians in the hope that he would leave Sweden alone.
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100 % correct…… Cunts….
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Can I just point out that despite the Swedes being cowardly “neutral” cunts, that the Norwegians fought like Trojans in spite of their cunt leader Quisling.
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Why the fuck is her Dad giving her away?
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Coz every other cunt avoids her like the plague.
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Because his happy to be finally free of the crazy cunt
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More to the point could you actually give this narcissist away to anyone but herself? I wouldn’t give her the steam off my piss.
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I’m afraid the world of “famous for 15 minutes” is now well established. The pioneer was Jade Goody……famous for being a fat, ugly, incredibly stupid chav. Does anyone remember her funeral?……..cunts crying in the street and throwing flowers at her hearse. Fuck me. Years ago these cunts would have been locked up but “Care in the Community” put paid to that. The world has gone fucking mad.
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I am blessed i only found out who she was after she died.
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Wasn’t that the idiot that thought east anglia or ( east angular) as she called it was in Spain??
I saw a you tube clip of her mother Jackie (who unsurprisingly appears to have the IQ of a shrimp ) being called into celebrity big brother diary room ( how fuckin tenuous is that? Her mum was on CBB!! ) she was told she was facing a dilemma?? ” what’s a dimela” asked the brain damaged shrimp….. sometimes 15 mins can really seem to long……
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Too long……… 😡😡
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If i pulled her, would that count as a threesome?
And if so would i need to fuck the hubby as well?
Would it be called swinging or is swinging called roundabouting these days?
She’s not thought this through.
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I think you could well count that experience as a threesome.. You could roger her from the front, and then from the rear, that would do the job I think !
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I hate going to weddings, I normally end up shit faced by embarrassing myself, puking on kids, trousers round my ankles then falling face down on the inlaws Grandma’s zimmer frame. Followed by telling a random stranger my regrets, then bursting into tears then talking about SAAB motor vehicles to my boring mate.
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Old SAAB 90 Terrif motor
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A fantastic motor, I used to have a 95 Frog eyed ford Scorpio, Jezza Clarkson called it ugly, then mini copied the front end! Every time I see a new shape mini I think of my Scorpio, Ya can’t beat a good old volvo 240
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Harry, another excellent motor. Hadn’t given the design feature much thought until you mentioned the mini. I see where your coming from .
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Fuck me. You really are a brace of boring cunts. I collect Wallace & Gromit stuff. Any more of this and I’ll tell you about it.
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Fuck Sophie Tanner as she is an inconsequential cunt. Theresa may on the other hand is a Nosferatu cunt. The EU ‘s chosen one. Mark my words.
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Y’know, I have a dark feeling that you are right on that one……
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How will she know who’s fingering her?….
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Her imaginary wife/husband? Or maybe she’s gender neutral? I bet the spaced out cunt votes Lib Dem.
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Been having a few problems posting. Just seeing if I can get this on.
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And then the next comment I tried to post got the message “Too many requests”.
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I posted in the last thread and it didn’t appear. Mind you, I was sticking up for Sam Allardyce so it probably got moderated.
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Of course the daft bitch hasn’t actually ‘married’ herself…. Because it’s officially illegal… No authority or church would do such a stupid thing, so it’s probably some looney sect full of cranks that sad old cows like her get attracted to…. Also, it begs the question: what sort of cunt would be narcissistic enough to want to marry themself?…. Not even Cristiano Ronaldo would do that… The stupid cunt might as well have a T-Shirt printed that reads, ‘No fucker wants me, and I’ve never been shagged ever…’
But I bet there are Twittertwats, Facebook knobheads, and sundry mongs who have sent this attention seeking slag ‘congratulations’ on her ‘anniversary’…. Of course there fucking are….
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And who the fuck are those weirdo mongs dancing around her?!
Bloody hell… And I thought The Wicker Man was fictional…
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Election campaigns halted in honour of Jo Cox… Apt that the stinking career politicians should ‘honour’ Cox, as she didn’t give a fuck about ordinary British working people either…
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If she’s genuinely happy being single then why is she marrying herself?
It’s like celebrating being alive by topping yourself.
Or something like that.
Fucking wanker.
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If she has an argument with herself, does half of her have to sleep in the spare room?
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Does she admonish herself for leaving the bog seat up?
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Does she run up and down the stairs to have that classic Friday night conversation with herself?…
‘What time do you call this?’ ‘Awww… Come on, love…’
‘Your’e drunk, you pig!’ ‘Don’t overreact. woman…’ ‘Don’t touch me! Who DO you think you are?!’ ‘Ahhh… Shut the fuck up, woman!’ etc…
By ‘marrying’ herself, she’s actually done the male population a huge favour… Imagine any poor lad being saddled with this crackpot tart and her dancing looney cult cranks… As The Persuaders (the soul group, not Roger and Tony) might have sung, ‘It’s a thin line between cult and cunt….’
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Marriage?? I give it 6 months..
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Not an altogether physically unattractive, it appears she is taking media whore tips from Lily Mong. She announced that her intention was to remove the stigma of being single.
Well love, no bloke with half a brain will come near you after this little stunt if it was partly your intention to widen your coverage to the world of singletons.
This must have cost her a few quid to organise. What an utter fucking waste of money. Instead she probably could have had a fortnight in Rhodes with the bonus of a Greek waiter up her every night.
If I were her old dad, I would not have indulged her ceremony of cuntitude. Poor old boy looks like he has Alzeimers in any case so, I suppose he probably had little choice in the matter of his participation.
She has appeared on daytime TV having been interviewed by Eamonn Pies.
Yes, this one has, with a masterstroke, removed any possibility of finding a future human partner. She will likely crop up again in a few years, this time taking marriage vows with her miniature poodle.
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Just read the daft tart is campaigning for a Single Persons Marriage Act.
Listen love, we already have a fucking daft plethora of legislation brought in by so called professionals; Batty Marriage, Hate Crime, Equality, Overseas Aid, amongst other society eroding shite. The last thing this already-on-its-pissing-knees country needs is more stupid legislation brought in so social inadequates like you can marry yourself.
Also just spotted that this was in Brighton. I suspect that daft, sandal wearing, yogurt quaffing, professional ET lookalike Caroline Lucas will welcome this kind of chimpanzee wankfest with open arms.
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Great Post.! Love it!
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I live in hove and it’s a nice place , south coast, reasonably clean, lots going on, decent weather by UK standards but unfortunately like Brighton it’s infested with liberal/ green Cunts!! , As I posted before the greens are a fuckin menace to my peaceful existence, every week some new piece of utter garbage appears, traffic calming, bin collections, petty new rules about your dog being on a lead, they even tried to issue BBQ permits to use the beach a few years ago!! Apparently the guy that wrote titanic Britain did a freedom of information request to the council a few years ago, asking how many climate change coordinators work at the council?? Amazing he claims the answer was 50!!! …… utter Cunts…
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John McDonnell and Brendan Cox on that wanker Andrew Marr show. Fucking cunts, the lot of them.
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“Mr Cox said the co-ordinated suspension of campaigning would send a message that “whatever our political disagreements, we really do hold more in common and show a united front against hatred and extremism”
Of course what Brendan Cox means by ‘hatred and extremism ‘ is voting for Brexit or not sharing the same opinions as him and the liberal elite.
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Weasel words indeed….. Cox is a proper cunt……
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And a fucking sex pest by all accounts…..allegedly
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Ffs turned on Sky news and that cunt Corbyn was on
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I have just seen him. What is with the very calm, quiet voice he is putting on these days? He still wouldn’t condemn the IRA though, would he?
Little Timmy was on earlier avoiding answering questions like did he think abortion is wrong and would he vote to repeal the fox hunting ban. The deluded cunt still thinks he has a chance of winning.
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I looking forward to seeing little Timmys crumpled face on the 8 th June…..
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i want to see her carry herself over the threshold
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Since Thatcher closed all the nations asylums, this is we have to put up with.
The old guy should be ashamed of himself for encouraging such a stupid, bird brained stunt.
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So it was not just a stunt to promote her book, where the main character marries herself then?
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And if she sleeps with someone has she been unfaithful to herself??
And on the point of ugly Lezza’s and feminists I took the bus to town with my wife last week, got our tickets off the driver ” cheers mate” wife’s laughing as we make our way upstairs?? ” what’s so funny ” I ask her ” that bus drivers a woman” she replied, I really hadn’t noticed, never one to miss the opportunity to take the piss when we jumped off ” Cheers pal” ….. my point is if you wanna dress like a man, look like a man then don’t get too upset if you get mistaken for a man!!
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Never understood why these men hating feminist lezzer types wanna look like men.
Makes no sense.
Don’t see many Jews dressed as Nazis…
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Don’t see many Jews dressed as nazis?? …. good stuff JR 😂😂
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The Big Question on BBC. Snowflake cunts call the rest of us racist bigots, slag the country of and tell us how great Somalians are. Fuck off the lot of you, Somalia is great so you tell us.
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All Somalians are cunts, and that includes Mo Farah, the only Somalian to get gold without a Kalashnikov and speedboat….
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If Somalia is so great why don’t the cunts want to stay there?
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Somalia is so great that they have to leave their shitty backwards wartorn country come here and ruin ours,fucking thieving leeches!
All the while telling us to take down certain statues,churches, memorials etc because it reminds them of Colonialism and racism(skin hatred) …… refugee my arse more like political spy
Also Our PM is mental for acceptting bearded and moustached 21-32 yr olds as children bloody NGO/NWO cunts!
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The arbitrary age of 18 is far too high a bar to set when assessing if someone is a child or not. They should use the legal and cultural norms of the countries the “children” are coming from.
As Mo the Mighty (may piss be upon him) married a 6 year old girl then anyone over 6 originating from a peaceful country is an adult and can therefore fuck off.
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A fly blown shit hole filled with not very nice people, who follow the religion of peace. As with all these places, they are not fleeing an alien invasion, but fleeing injustice, poverty, violence, famine, corruption, civil wars, despotism, over population and tribal differences by their own people. This means they have the same capacity for doing the bad stuff, but were on the losing side.
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When i see and hear footage of these Muslimes in peril, they always tell the cameras that “only god can save us”
OK, fuck off and pray then and well take the aid back
How can these cunts whinge at European countries for not helping them when they believe everything is Allah’s will.
If we say no, then that’s yer god telling us to say no.
It’s his will.
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Those Somalian filth and bogo-bogo cunts ruined the college I worked at in the 90s…. Preferential treatment, jumping queues, great and good students marginalised…. And the fuckers couldn’t even string two words together… I and another person resigned as we thought it was outrageous and batshit crazy…. Of course, Tony Blair got in just before this PC madness… As Rigsby might say, ‘Funny though, eh?..’
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Can’t post from my phone. It says posting has been suspended to avoid spam.
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If I said I was fed up with wiminz, couldn’t be bothered with them any more. They always turn out to be a colossal waste of time, money and effort and always end up kicking you in the nads in the end, I would be labeled a misogynist, sexist cunt. Probably racist too, certainly alt-right and likely a white supremacist.
A woman does essentially the same thing and she is hailed a heroin and empowering of (ugly) wiminz.
Just another example of the gynocentric society wiminz have created in the last 100 years since they got the vote. Take the red pill, open your eyes.
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Funny that most ‘feminists’ are ugly cunts, and the ones that aren’t are fake ones, who do the feminazi shit just for publicity while acting like total slags…
Kunty Perry and all that lot…
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I’ve seen wimmin (ugly as fuck, naturally) take the piss out of fat men, yet they look like the back of a double decker bus on a wet Wednsday themselves… Yet mention the ‘F’ word to and about them and it’s Hiroshima Part 2… They really are hypocritical cunts…
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I foresee this woman making further headlines when she karks it and is found several months later, having been devoured by her numerous cats.
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