Following the multi-elections with a particularly jaundiced eye. What a shower. A uniformity orf cunt. Characterless candidates that can only parrot the party line and some cannot even remember their scripts. All determined to say as little as possible orf any substance for the low attention span Twatter generation.
Once this colourless series orf elections is finally over who will remember them? Unless ISIS can train a fresh tranch orf cunts to blow their bolloxs orf. At a time orf unique danger and unparalleled opportunity who is oit there orf any stature to defend our wicket and bat for Blighty? Bugger all in my book.
In me time have shared a cognac with Churchill, heckled Atlee and Eden and had a go at those welsh cunts Bevin and Bevan (look ’em up Google boys). Cunts granted, but there’s me point, not boring cunts. Dreamed through the 60’s (although I do recall the embarrassing fuckdoodle orf our first craven and failed attempts to join what was then the Common Market in 1961. Yes that long ago cunts).
All started to go really tits up in the seventies in to the 80’s as the Polytechnic Political Studies students started to infiltrate politics eg Corbin and Livingstone and any number orf Tory drone clones. Depressing but contrast father and son eg Tony Benn and Hilary, John Prescott and David, Neil Kinnock and slap head junior (fuck, words fail me). Too suicidal to list similar orf other parties. Point is in each instance father a memorable cunt, son a flaccid douche bag. Viewed in HDTV the latest generation orf politicos seem to share a bad dose orf dandruff.
What is there to vote for? ISIS lend me some underpants.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
If Prince Philip is to retire from all Royal duties who’s gonna fuck the Queen?…
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Yeeeeeessssss!!!!!!
Hahahahahahah. 🙂
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The reptilian old cunts knob probably shriviled up and fell off after the useless cunt Edward was spunked out.
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I’ve just seen a trailer for the forthcoming film, ‘Dunkirk’ which is directed by that Yank feller who made The Prestige. I hope it’s true to real life and not another Yanks-won-the-War Hollywood revisionism bollocks pile of shite like most American World War II films.
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What a great filum The Prestige is.
I can’t stand that all singing all dancing Australian cunt, but what a filum.
The Illusionist is superb also.
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Top cast, great story and Bowie as a zany Tesla. Fucking ace.
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One film I’ll be keeping an eye on, is the upcoming SAS drama “6 Days” and its take on the 1980 Iranian Embassy Siege. The trailer looks good.
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That does look enticing, TV.
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@Twatvarnish. It did look good, I hope it lives up to the trailer though. Many look good in the trailers but fall in the production. Lets hope this one fits the bill. BTW, the cuntrag who survived the Embassy siege was released from prison several years ago, and did not return to Iran ( ooman rytes ) and lives on benefits in the UK. Cunt innit?
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Yea it’s a proper cunt asimple ain’t it!
…pisses me right off.
That’s why thatcher briefed the SAS that she “didn’t want any ongoing problems.”
I think they shot 2 of the surrendered prisoners but unfortunately missed this slimy cunt.
…survivors are cunts.
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Very true. I’m hoping this is going to be a good one. From what I’ve seen in early shots, the CRW “Black Kit” the assault teams used in the film, looks dead-on to the time period, and it looks like they’ve had a good go at recreating the early 80’s.
The last of the terrorists apparently was spotted by hostage Sim Harris hiding in amongst the hostages when they were laying on the lawn at the back of the embassy.
One of the SAS team apparently picked the remaining terrorist up and went to walk him back in the building to slot him, but was stopped by other team-members as there were press and police everywhere.
If you can, get hold of Rusty Firmin’s Embassy Siege book “Go, Go, Go”. If you contact him direct, he’ll sign copies for you. Jamie Bell plays him in the film I think. They shot and killed 5 terrorists out of 6, and the 6th one wasn’t shot at. This was an interesting incident.
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Tomorrow 50,000 people are going to be evacuated from their homes in Hannover Germany while experts remove 5 bombs dropped during WW2.
Nice to know we’re still fucking them over.
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Lily Allen has already apologized on behalf of HER country, but “so-called Isis” have claimed responsibility.
I guy i went to school with drowned in a crater in the local river that was left by the Luftwaffe.
It’s a deep hole and we all knew not to swim in it, but this so called hard cunt thought he was big.
Hahaha, i laughed when i heard the news, coz he was a right bastard that would have only grown up to be a murderer like his cunt brothers.
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I suppose after dropping 1,000 aerial mines, 34,000 high explosive bombs, 900,000 incendiary bombs and 50,000 fire bombs we were allowed a few duds
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Be a real shame if they were to detonate……
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I would be very upset if they went off too……he he he
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They must’ve come from “Howells of Cardiff”
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“…allowed a few duds…”
Yep Chamberlain and Attlee.
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Stick the recovered bombs up Merkel’s shite-trunpet and set them off. That way the bombs’ll do more good for Britain than every other bomb dropped during the Second World War.
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Excellent, use a pole to push them right up for maximum effect….the pole won’t be happy, but so fuck!
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I think the ole douchebag would quite enjoy Tusk up inside her…
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Irish police are investigating Steven Fry, for the alleged crime of blasphemy. Apparently, Fry was debating the subject of god on Irish TV, and he said that if there was a god, he was a right horrible bastard, giving children bone cancer, and that kind of thing. Some bellend watching then reported him to the police, who instead of telling the sad cunt to get a life, decided to look into it. It seems that blasphemy is a crime in Ireland under the defamation law, and if convicted, you be fined up to 25000 Euro. I knew they were a bit backwards, but fuck me, that is the sort of silliness that the sand people get up to! Fry should tell them to get fucked, if god is that upset, tell him to prove his existence, then see him in court.
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Just lock the fucker up for laying with a man as you do with a women
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According to the book of Leviticus, he;s committed a great sin and shall burn in hell for that!
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And rightly so.
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Fuck me ….they still burning witches over there or something.
Bunch of doss cunts.
(I’m really starting to like that one 🙂 )
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Steven Fry should be locked up in the deepest,darkest dungeon just for being Steven Fry. The bastard is nothing but an irritating,smug,condescending,old poove. Anyhow,wasn’t the arse-bandit locked up before for credit-cord fraud,or something?…hardly the behaviour of the “English Gentleman” that he likes to imagine himself to be.
Bring back hanging for Steven Fry. Who knows,he might enjoy it,apparently a lot of pooves enjoy that kind of thing.
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He was banged up for 3 months for credit card fraud when he was 17, but that is a spent conviction. He is allowed to travel to America without problems for instance. As Malcolm Hardee said, “Prison is like mime or juggling – a tragic waste of time”.
Stephen Fry seems OK. He was very good in Jeeves and Wooster but he once argued blind that there was no such song as Snooker Loopy. Ignorant bastard.
Credit cards and the companies that operate them are cunts.
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I once made the mistake of trying to watch Q.I with Fry and Alan Davies. Self-indulgent,pretentious twaddle. Suited Fry perfectly.
Agree that credit card companies are cunts.
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Stephen Fry is a twat. That QI programme is all scripted yet he’s revered as a kind of lofty intellectual. Jeeves & Wooster was alright but Fry still couldn’t change a light bulb without phoning for a Sparky.
Also Hugh Laurie’s a cunt for voting Remain. Virtue-signalling luvvie nugget.
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Fry would be just about bearable if he didn’t harp on about his toilet habits (very Kenneth Williams) and his rampant poovery.
QI is a vehicle, mainly for Fry to spout smug obsurities that he believes makes him look to have an IQ of 150. He would just love to be Oscar Wilde with his combined wit and dungtrumpetery.
Alas it isn’t so. Fry is not a ‘national treasure’; in my view he is just a camp, fussing old bed flautist.
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On the subject of Fry, I – like many others – think Stephen Fry is a monumental cunt… Fry is like what somebody once said of Liberace: A snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love…
But the windowlicking Bogtrotting Micks who want the police toinvestigate Fry for ‘slagging off God’ are also massive cunts… Appearing on The Meaning of Life, hosted by Gay Byrne, in February 2015, Fry had been asked what he might say to God at the gates of heaven…. Fry said: “How dare you create a world in which there is such misery? It’s not our fault? It’s not right. It’s utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain?”
Apparently a couple of bogtrotting mongs complained and they want Fry (admittedly a cunt) charged for talking out of turn about something that doesn’t even fucking exist…. Fucking tick as feck Oirish cunts to be sure now….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39830447
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What a pair of cheesy cunts Noel Gallagher and Damon Albarn are?
Noel Gallagher used to be a drug dealer and part time hic, soccer casual.
Nowadays he’s a fuckin shite Paul McCartney wannabe cunt, apart from he has a yoko ono like stuck up cunt for a wife.
I know that there’s a serious lack of Oasis fans on ISAC , but surely ye’s agree that any Oasis songs are far better than the beige pish he comes out with now.
If ye can bear it, have a listen to “The Ballad of The Mighty I”, supposedly his greatest poptastic song ever.
I thought it was an Xfactor song when i heard it for that one and only time on the radio.
Anyway, i don’t have to list any more of his cuntishness, coz its all there for everyone to see.
I just wanted to get it out there (again) that i think the least talented of the Gallagher brothers, including Paul, is a boring , cheesy, potato like, soulless cunt.
Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam
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For any fans of non pop music, check out Plastic Machinery by The Charlatans.
Great fuckin tune. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Yea good tune.
…hadn’t heard that before.
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If Oasis got so big in the music business somebody somewhere must have been sucking cock and taking it up the arse. Thats how it works.
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Aye, it was yer fellow Scotch sevco fan Alan McGhee that was and probably still doing the cocksucking and taking it up the arse.
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Liam once said McGhee propositioned him… Liam told him to fuck off, and then said: ‘I don’t fuck gingers’…
Noel has become an honorary Rutle…. Churning out substandard Beatles and Wings rip-offs… Even Macca at his most sloppy is better than Noel’s ‘High Flying Birdshit’….
Oasis were of their time and although never a massive fan, they were an antidote to the dreadful Blur and the shitty Spice Girls…. I’d rather have those first two Oasis albums over the entire Blur/Albarn/Gorillaz back catalogue… Albarn is a pretentious little cunt….
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The Charlatans are still great… Top tune…
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Saw a cunt walking out of tesco’s today sporting a Noel Gallagher hair cut looking a right twat.
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I don’t go into tescos.
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Went to see Muslim tribute act tonight called ‘Bomb Jovi’…do a great version of ‘Living’ on a prayer mat’…
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“And I…..will always, love ewe, alllllways!”
That was the “peaceful” version of their track.
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I remember going to watch Bon Jovi in 1995 at Gateshead athletics stadium. Best thing about that night…Van Halen as the primary support band!
Ugly Kid Joe were o’rate too.
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I may be a veggie
I may be a cyclist
I may be a hashhead
I may be teetotal
I may be a cunter
I may be a cunt………
But I’ve never and will never attend a bon jovi gig…………….never
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It was the Mrs mate who bought the tickets when we were courting.
I tolerated it for the BJ and shag which followed, and like I say, Van Halen were mint!
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Was David Lee Roth singing for VH that night, or was it Sammy Hagar?…
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It was Sammy Hagar.
He came out: “Hello Newcastle! I’m a bit parched and apparently you guys drink this…”
Necks a bottle of brown ale in one.
“…that’s a hell of a drink!”
It brought the loudest roar/cheer all night!
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Saw Van Halen at my first festival, Donnington ’84, and they were shit hot. Gary Moore was there too. What a day……
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Last week’s band was some teddy boy looking outfit who finished their set then triggered their suicide vests.
Jihaddywaddy…..
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Their support act was from Birmingham and did some new romance tracks like “View To A Kill an Infidel” and ” Save A Prayer for Me Now, Mohammed.”
Quran Quran featuring Simon Le Bomb.
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“Killing in the name of”, by Rage against the infidel.
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Ice ice babies, by Vanilla Isis.
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Peace sells, but who’s buying (not us mix), by Mecca-deth.
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And there’s Iron Muzzies…
Run To The Hills (Osama on vocals)
The Number Of The Beast (‘He was known to us say MI5′)
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter (Live in Rotherham)
The Evil That Men Do (Rochdale p@edo mix)
And the Paki Shop Boys…
It’s A Sin (Anything That Isn’t Muslim Mix)
West End Girls (Underage Megamix)
Left To My Own Devices (Home Made Bombs Version)
Opportunities (Let’s Kill Lots Of Froggies)
Rent (Free Council House Migrant Mix)
What Have I Done To Deserve This? (BBC Apologist 12’ Mix)
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“I ran”
by A Flock Of Shi-ites.
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I really like Sir Limply’s posts. They give us a very round view of the subject.
Political Nonentities are a problem due to their lack of experience in other fields. These are professional politicians who are very unlikely to have had any other work experience at all. At least Churchill and others (let’s face it, they were all men in those days) had been in the army, navy or air force. These professional politicians are like the Nazis (esp. Goebbels) in that they are opportunists. This is particularly true of SNP, UKIP and Green Party politicians but also Blair, Corbyn, Flabbott etc.
The longer they stay away from their constituences, the further away they get from the real people so they always come a cropper after about 8 years.
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It was Bliar, Mandelbumfiddler and Campbellend that brought us the soundbite.
That was the beginning of the end of serious political debate, and for that, they should be cunted. And for a list of crimes against humanity as long as an elephant’s trunk, and as stinking as Flabbott’s fanny.
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King Nige was perfect!
“I know virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives.”
…One of his best!
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That cunt Juncker thinks he’r real funny and clever dismissing the English language and wanting to punish us for ”abandoning” the EU.
Well fuckface Juncker, here’s some insight:
First of all, you’re about as funny as pancreatic cancer.
English is a much more relevant language worldwide than French and much much more relevant than German or Italian will ever be.
In 10 years time, we will (hopefully) be going strong and there won’t even be an EU
In 10 years time, you, Wanker Juncker will probably have been dead for some time because you are a worthless sot whose liver must surely be close to expiring.
Spain only get away with their bullshit regarding Gibraltar because they are a bunch of gutless Dago Cunts who only even try this because they are hiding behind the EU when they try this shit, otherwise they know that we would happily send them on a one way trip to hell. Scratch that, just withdraw our tourism from Spain. That would fuck them in the arse economically.
The EU are only trying to intimidate us into giving into their demands because they know that the moment they lose the vast amount of money we pay to them, they will crumble veeeerrrryyyyyyy quickly.
So, to Juncker, Barnier, Tusk, Merkel, Macron and all the other obsolete mules in Europe….. in the words of Jim Cornette:
Thank you
Fuck you
Bye
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As someone who’s wife died of pancreatic cancer I can assure you he ain’t that funny he’s the high priest of eurocunts.
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Anna Raccoon gets a good mention in the Daily Mail today :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4480714/Cancer-sufferer-standing-against-Jeremy-Corbyn.html
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Yes. Funnily, following yesterday,s visitor to the site. I did some research. I also followed some very interesting threads from her, ( and other sites ). to give me a clearer picture. I must say I was very impressed with Anna’s thoroughness and her testimony.I now clearly see, and , understand.
It has obviously been quite a time for you Dioclese. He’s a nutter.
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But thankfully an insignificant nutter…
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Brave lady. Labour’s answer to everything is just pour more money into it and everything will be peachy. The NHS is a money pit. We are constantly told how it is the best health system in the world and how every other fucker is jealous of it. If that is the case how come it is the only one of its kind in the world? No other country funds health care like the Brits and yet plenty have better patient outcomes, we are 18th in the WHO rankings, not much to be proud of there.
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Some cunt on Andrew Marr, summat to do with summat called BuzzFeed, is claiming that the poll on their site (via FaceCunt) shows a much more favourable rating for Jeremy Corbyn.
Well no fucking shit! It’ll be the generation snowflake, ass-hurt, over-privileged, life experience of a fruit fly, neo-liberal cunts who occupy that “websphere” so no fucking surprises there!
BuzzFeed should record/track every Tristan and Poppy snowflake cunt decrying the virtues of voting for Comrade Corbyn now and revisit the cunts in 20yrs time when they’re earning, paying taxes, and have kids to put to through college!
Bet every one to a cunt’s social consciousness no longer exists and who now vote Tory in their leafy suburbs! Cunts!
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Spot on with that! Im not into all of this social media shite, but my kids and grandkids kids are. They cannot live without it! The point is though, they are so fucking brainwashed! They believe any of the shit that is put out there, and they seem to follow like fucking lemmings
Buzzfeed is not one I was familiar with, but as it was mentioned yesterday on the site, I got the kids to show me Fucking Hell! I can see why this country is well fucked The last time I saw anything this frightening was reading Orwell’s 1984 as a kid. It scares me shitless. These dumb fucking morons follow like fucking retarded zombies..
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Remember piddlegate? When Trump was accused of having sexy time with Moscow whores including a bit of golden shower action? That was buzzfeed.
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Spot on Rebel….these no life experience cunts who think they’ve got all the answers are the same cunts who hunted Pokemons….
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…and to follow up on Marr…
The Archbishop “of the North” (as stated by Marr), Archbishop of York John Tucker Mugabi Sentamu has just done a cardinal sin: “Yes and you see factories like Nissan in Newcastle are thriving in our region.”
Great knowledge of the area John you “ticks all the boxes” appointed cunt!
Nissan is in SUNDERLAND you cunt! SUNDERLAND!
Another example of where Sunderland maccam and Newcastle taccam!
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As a Newcastle pure bred Geordie, I deny any claim to Nissan. Nae way would we build such shite up here. In fact we don’t build any shite anymore. As for the spear chucking fucking ex muslim who still to this day will not chomp on a bacon butty ( work that one out ) he’s a fucking plant if ever there was one. And how in fuck , can any fucking muslim convert, enter the church of England and rise to the rank of the 2nd most important figure within a few handful of years? Don’t tell me he is that fucking clever, remember he can’t even tell where Nissan fucking build! Cunt.
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WTF is the archbishop of York got to do with either Newcastle or Sunderland or anywhere else North of Middlesbrough for that matter. If I was the bishop of Durham I’d be having a fucking word. In fact what has the goofy gap toothed mother fucker got to do with York?
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What the fuck do his opinions on anything matter, he believes in fairy stories.
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He ticks all the boxes though doesn’t he.
A former “peaceful” ethnic minority.
Anyone know if he’s a bit gimpy, or needs a wheelchair once in a while, just to achieve the virtue signalling triple-crown???
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At least you can dull the pain with the Toon Army going back up and the Mackems going under.
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Not ideal though. I don’t support any if the local big 3 clubs (Sunderland, Newcastle and Middlesbrough) but it’s great to have all 3 in the Premiership because it’s 6 derby games in the area.
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Right!
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