Paddy Ashdown

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Emergency cunting for political has-been Paddy Ashdown who has been telling audiences at the Hay Festival that he is “horrified by parallels between post-Brexit UK and 1930’s Germany”. Never one to steer clear of ludicrous hyperbole, the cunt Ashdown also referred to the “£350m a week to the NHS” lie/pledge/suggestion on the side of the Brexit Bus as something that “Goebbels might have dreamt up”. This is the political equivalent of that emotive (and equally fallacious) criticism that anything someone wants to dismiss as morally indefensible is “like rape”: just as that kind of cuntish remark trivialises the experience of genuine rape victims, I’m sure there are plenty of residents of 1930’s Germany who would beg to differ with Ashdown’s crass, manipulative and knowingly false comparison. Hasn’t he got a secretary to shag…?

Nominated by Fred West.

88 thoughts on “Paddy Ashdown”

  1. Does anybody think that May should have taken part in this or any other leaders debate? I partly agree with what she was saying when she wanted to speak to the public face to face and she also said that these debates ended up as a shouting contest. Is the unthinkable going to happen? I hope I am proved wrong and that common sense prevails but with so many fucktards around I am not so sure. May is a ditherer and a cunt but the likes of Corbyn, Farron, Sturgeon and the others are bigger cunts and also a bigger danger to this country. So come next week after the election results I may have to drink myself to a drunken stupor

    • Even if May wins with a small majority is good enough for me, anything is better than looking down the barrel of a marxist government.

    • The headlines are ridiculous. The Tories are actually on 1% higher than they were when May called the election.

      The media are trumpeting that the gap is narrowing, They’re even showing graphs that only show the two main parties. What’s actually happening is that the gains made by Labour are coming from the collapse of the UKIP and Lib Dem vote, not loss of support for the Tories. It’s a false picture that’s being presented by the MSM.

      There was a report yesterday that Barnier said if Corbyn is elected, he’ll delay the start of the Brexit talks. Absolute bollocks! He said no such thing. What he said was that the talks should start on the 19th but that there was as yet no formal agreement from both sides that they would, but that’s when they’re scheduled for. The press headlined that as Barnier says he’ll delay if Corbyn wins.

      The media anti-Tory spin is appalling. Keep calm and dig deeper…

      • Last election I remember posting on here that from my window I could see a sea of Labour flags in the local’s gardens.
        There’s a lot less this time around.
        Fingers crossed…

  2. Speaking of obnoxious Lib Dems, Stephen Gilbert the former and now prospective MP for Newquay and St Austell deserves a cunting. Recently, Gilbert went onto Facebook and launched into a rant against everyone who coted to leave the EU. Like all butt hurt liberals and Remainers, he’s completely incapable of arguing with facts and logic, so he followed standard butt hurt procedure and posted a picture of an EU flag with one of the stars as a tear, below which he wrote: “F***wits the lot of ‘em. From Great Britain to irrelevant England in 24 hours. Now, how do you claim refugee status?”

    Gilbert first became MP for Newquay and St Austell in 2010 with a majority of 1,312, clearly very popular. He lost his seat to the Tory candidate back in 2015 and apparently, has spent the past two years training to be a teacher. With his attitude though, I wouldn’t want him within 30 miles of my daughter’s school. He has one big problem in his quest for re-election. The constituency of Newquay and St Austell voted Leave by a margin of 64%.

    So basically, this far left Farron fucktard is asking people he has badly insulted to send him back to Westminster. Seems a pretty dumb thing to do if you ask me. Then again, we all know that Lib Dems are hardly rocket science. If I were a voter there, I’d be giving him an unambiguous FUCK OFF! In one rant, he has insulted 17.4 million British people and proven once again that the Lib Dems are not a party for Britain, they are traitorous, pro-EU, pro-immigrant, anti-British, democracy hating cunts.

      • Their both still pretty upset. My niece has been given sleeping pills by her doctor. My daughter is sleeping a bit better. Still waking up in the early hours though. I think the mental scars are going to take a long time to heal. Thanks for asking. They’ve decided they want to go to this upcoming gig, which I think might do them some good.

      • Hope they enjoy themselves and get home safely, QDM…

        But the irony of Katy Perry playing the Manchester One Love concert is off the scale…. I hope she gets booed off or gets stuff chucked at her, the IS loving Clintonite slapper….

      • Agreed. Perry lives behind a 15ft high wall, in a mansion patrolled by armed security. It’s easy to be in favour of open borders when (a) you don’t have to live anywhere near the areas that “refugees” move in to, and (b) you have the protection of men with guns. It seems her IQ dropped sharply when she had her haircut. Not that she was particularly intelligent before. She did marry Russell Brand after all.

        Still, I think going to the gig will be good for them. And as a good father and uncle, I’m prepared to go with them and endure the shite that they think is music. I’m particularly not looking forward to Coldplay. You can guarantee that Chris Martin will have to make some kind of political statement or do some kind of virtue signalling.

  3. Hopefully send the cunt back to Westminster wrapped up in duct tape with a bright yellow banana stuck up choccy starfish and addressed to Tit Farron with Fuck Off from Cornwall tattooed on his helmet. Soft cunt.

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