Lynton Crosby

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What a fuck up this Tory manifesto is. So much for this Lynton Crosby cunt, the so-called campaign manager, who couldn’t manage to put the fucking cat out. The Tory cunts could do all those things without putting them in the manifesto. But this wanker “expert” knows best. I seem to remember another marketing cunt, hired by Cameron, who made a complete fuck up of the referendum campaign. In the world of marketing you have a couple of successes and you walk on water………until you are exposed as the chancer you really are. In the words of the late, great Bill Hicks…….”If you’re in marketing kill yourself………no, seriously……kill yourself.”

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178 thoughts on “Lynton Crosby”

  1. This cunt here is priceless…
    The woman who married herself…
    A woman has told BBC (what a surprise!) she married herself to celebrate being single….
    Sophie Tanner said she had no regrets about tying the knot with herself and is currently celebrating her second wedding anniversary….

    So, ‘celebrating a wedding anniversary’ when you’re on your own?!… This smacks of desperation and a craving for attention… Tying the knot with yourself?! This daft bitch needs locking up… No surprise though… No man on earth will obviously have this pathetic sad cunt… I defy anyone not to look at this video and think ‘Where are IS when you fucking need them?’…. The woman needs a slap…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0539gzg

    • I wonder where she is going to take herself for her honeymoon? Is she going to fuck herself? Is she going to call herself Mr. Or Mrs? What happens if she wants a divorce? So many intruiging questions that nobody gives a flying fuck about.

      • The fact that the ABBC has interviewed this sad cunt and actually put it out as ‘news’ shows sadly, where this country is at….

      • Don’t tell the missus , but I’ve been having an affair with myself for years.
        In fact, I’ve got a date with myself tonight.

      • She’ll sign herself Mrs Mr Mrs obviously. If she feels more in touch with her male self she’ll use Mr Mr Mrs. Simples.

    • Dopey cow. Another one who will end up running a donkey sanctuary.

    • You need to get your eyes tested Sir Limply. What the fuck are you doing looking at a LibDem poster you doddery old bugger?

    • Someone should of pointed out the irony of that poster. Vote LibDimocrat and have no say in who is going to PM.

      Fuck I despise the LibDims more than I despise than I despise Labour and that’s a lot. Tim Farron actually makes me want to puke, preferably over Tim Farron the horrible spineless anti Brit two faced cunt.

  3. Women are strange creatures, sometimes there’s no pleasing them however hard you try.

    A few weeks ago my lot were playing in the FA Cup semi final live on TV in a couple of hours.
    Had the house to myself, plenty of beers and looking forward to the match.
    Suddenly the phone rings, it’s the wife calling from the hospital in a right state.

    “My mum’s taken a turn for the worse, you’d better get up here.”

    I said “For fuck sake the game kicks off soon”

    She went ballistic and screamed
    “This is my mum we’re talking about, she’s dying, you’re so fucking selfish….cant you just record it and watch it later” then hung up.

    There was a couple of hours before the kick off so I thought I’d better get up to the hospital and make an effort for once.
    I tried to do what she wanted, I really did, but apparently a camera tripod on the ward is a health and safety issue…

  4. I hope Princess Pippa had a nice day. What a thrill for us commoners to be able to celebrate another Royal wedding,it’s well seen that Pippa has blue-blood,class and breeding shine through.

    Roll on,Prince Harry’s nuptials.

    • Used to live near the Middletons. Nice couple until their daughter married Prince William.
      Now they seem to regard themselves as royalty and are a bit too far up their own backsides for my liking.

      Thankfully, I moved away years back but I do feel for the poor buggers in Bucklebury who must have been driven to distraction by all the shit of the past few weeks. They must be thinking “Thank Christ that’s over! Roll on next week…”

      • They’ve certainly done well to marry their two bonny,but unspectacular,daughters off to an heir to the throne and a billionaire. Think they might struggle to persuade the son,James,to marry a female. Still,two out of three ain’t bad.

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