‘Travellers’

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Bit of rant and reason…..

Thieving traveller scum. Well today is your cunting, tomorrow your         comeuppance.

Twice I have been targeted as a cheap buck,the first time a massive failure the second time ultimately successful, yes the hundreds of pounds worth of power tools you stole and sold down the pub has upset me,but their are a few things you didn’t realise.

1. I have just been diagnosed with a life changing condition.

2. I fix power tools for a living.

3. I have access to quite a supply of non-working tools.

4. I was trained in EOD, meaning if I can break them, I can make them.

So I have come up with a few novelty items, we have the tool designed to electrocute the user, and my personal favourite the box set,crossed with a tin of gloss paint mixed with dog shit, a car airbag a high amp battery and a trigger switch.

A sort of MOAB jack in the box.

You see their is some justice in the world, just got to make it happen.

Nominated by Lord Benny.

172 thoughts on “‘Travellers’”

  1. About 5 or 6 years my local library put on an exhibition called “A Photographic History of Scumbag Pikey Life.” (Or something like that) It was opened, with great ceremony, by Tessa Jowell, our local MP, now Baroness Jowell of Brixton.( fucking stories I could tell you about that bitch and her criminal husband) She invited some Pikey families from a well-known site in Kent to witness this cultural experience. Now this library is a modern building with a flat roof lined with copper. Yes, you know what’s coming next don’t you? That’s right 2 weeks later the copper disappeared in the middle of the night. Fucking library has been closed ever since. Fucking Pikey scum.

  2. I watched a programme on pikeys a while ago. They might be thieving cunts,but some of their women were as smart as fuck. I like that dark-haired,big-titted look.

    • They would suck you dry, no problem. However, there would be one hand on the knob, the other going through your pockets.

    • Yeah, a lot of their wimmin seem to be blessed with the body and features of a tart, but they only seem to be attracted to scummy male gypsies.
      To bag one of these tarts, ye have to have a shite haircut, garish clothing and constantly be swindling some poor cunt.

      The Spanish Gypsy wimmin more often than not look Indian and most are fuckin stunning, but, as i said, we’re not scummy enough to get a chance at rooting one.
      Unless yer a minted old man and they want take everything ye own.

    • Hey Dick Fiddler, in reply to yer question the other day, no i haven’t heard anything yet about my fun with the cunt downstairs.

      I’ve seen the cunt everyday, but all he does is scuttle away with his brown face turning grey.
      I chased him up the stairs on Friday, for fun, and the cunt ran indoors.
      All i was doing really was showing the cunt that i can run upstairs, two steps at a time, whilst carrying a push bike.

      I’m a bit of a show off bully really. 🙂

      The original reply to your question vanished.

      Fingers crossed this makes it through.

  3. The library was moved to some tiny little old building on the other side of the road while the modern building has been boarded up and left to rack and ruin. The council blames this on “the cuts” but we all know the real reason. If they re-line the roof the Pikeys will be back and there’s fuck all anyone can do about it. If you are unlucky enough to get burgled by Pikeys you better tool your house up like Fort fucking Knox because they’ll be back. If not them then some other cunts from their extended inbred scumbag so called family.

  4. Cunts who say they can’t do things without even trying really boil my piss. Just saying.

    • My latest piss-boiler is people who use the word “Obviously” in every fucking sentence. I had a cunt today writtering on at me,and every fucking sentence either started or finished with “Obviously”. Now I know that in the grand scheme of things, it’s not important,but it fucking drove me mental.

      • What about cunts that relay a conversation in the timescale that the original conversation took place.
        Rather than just say “tommy was rude to me” they give you every word, pauses, exclamations, frowns, smiles and hand gestures.

        Its far easier and better for everyone if they said”tommy was being a cunt”.

      • Obviously it seems to rark you up Dick. It’s obvious that obvious is the new “like”, obviously.

  5. I don’t think a final solution would have much support, perhaps we can find a penultimate solution instead?

    • Talking of driveways, the missus’s brother bought an Italian sports car(?) and when he brought it home for the first time, he attempted to park it in his massive underground garage at his swanky villa.
      The gradient never matched the car and he fucked the front and underside of his motor.
      Now he has one of his new motors away getting fixed and is paying, 35000 EUROS!!!!! to get the gradient sorted.

      He’s an alright guy, and i get on well with him , but what a doss cunt.
      35000 euros to park a dick extension.
      Fuck em.

  7. Most of the pikey fights I have seen have been fucking rubbish. Two flabby inbreds windmilling with little to show for it, and in the rare event that a half decent punch lands, the older scum jump in and break it up squawking ‘foit fair now’. Cunts.

    • Spot on!
      It’s all about show with the cunts, be seen to be some double hard bare knuckle boxer, when really, their k uckles are fucked from dragging on the floor not beating some one-punch-mickie type.
      My home town has 2 huge legit sites and 1 illegal!!! site that the shit-stain borough council turn a blind eye to.
      The fucking council even shut the town for their funerals and weddings.
      Absolute scum of the earth and anyone who doesn’t agree needs to open their fucking eyes.
      Romanies should be black haired and big nosed, not the fat little ginger fuckers that have fallen out of some shitehole council estate in ireland.

      • … Google Image … St Cyrus Travellers Site. It’s in North East Scotland

        The Cunts knocked that fucker up over a couple of weeks. Planning permission, etc from the local council .?.. not a fucking sausage. Everything is on fucking wheels, so will the council be getting any ‘rates’ ?..not a fucking sausage. What are the council doing … making the Cunts put in for ‘retrospective planning permission’.
        Now if I wanted to stick a rain canopy the size of a news-paper over my back door, I’d have to jump through fucking hoops for it to be even considered. I’d a mate got his planning permission knocked back because he failed to show the type of shrubs he’d be planting on a new build house.
        I can only console myself by knowing that on a rainy day, these good free spirited types are busying themselves away in their caravans, filling out their tax returns. Cunts.

  8. If yes look at the bottom of yesterday’s page i explained moderation to Ernst Stavro Cuntfeld.
    I explained that it has its own mind and i had one awaiting moderation from three days ago.
    That one was a reply to Dick Fiddler asking if i had a court summons yet, but it got caught in moderation and has now disappeared.
    So i replied to Dick Fiddler a minute ago and it got caught in moderation AGAIN!!!!!!!

    Moderation is a CUNT, and no Dick Fiddler, i haven’t heard anything yet.

    Fuckin hell, cunt , pissflaps Jobby face.
    Moderation is a cuuuuuuuunnnnt.

    Fingers crossed. 🙂

  9. In case it hasn’t already been mentioned, what is a real piss evaporator for regarding these pikey scum is that the bastards own actual houses back in Paddyland. Yet they need to pull this scum pikey routine over here.

    Why?

    • Because they can rent out there houses as holiday lets and come over here and earn a fortune from crime and benefit fraud.

      Diversity and PC culture prevents any real action against them over here. In Ireland they don’t pull half the shit they do here because the locals will go find them and pound the holy shite out of them. They are not feared over there, just despised.

    • Because that’s how they steal a living and they can get away with it. There’s a Pikey town in Ireland called Rathkeale. It all started when some silly cunt sold his house to a bunch of Pikey scum. Within weeks the whole street was up for sale but the only buyers were more Pikeys. Thus began the “domino effect.” The only non-Pikeys are those that can’t afford to move because the hit on their house price is too big. Apparently it’s great fun at Xmas when all the scum come home. If Pikeys move their vans into a field near you that’s unlucky, if they move into the house next door you are completely fucked. Pikey scum.

      • Wish we could do what the I-ties did when they dealt with their gypo problem a few years back.

        Funnily enough I don’t recall the EU coming down hard on them for that either.

  10. Yeah Birdman, I’m with you there. They also insist on telling you the name of every protagonist involved as if you know, or even give a shit, about any of it.

    “Well, it was Aunty Jeans friend, Norma, who tripped over. You know Norma. She’s Brian’s mum. Brian from Invercargill……..”

    Somebody please shoot me.

  11. The other day I nominated Chris Sutton for a cunting.
    Not one fuckin “like”!!!!!????!!!!????

    Now, I’m not here to tot up my “likes” (wouldn’t fuckin take long), but, and maybe some cunters missed it, i cant believe that I’m the only cunter that thinks and knows that Chris Sutton is a cunt.

    CHRIS SUTTON IS A CUNT……

    ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Tell you what, I’ll follow your nomination for Sutton, the judgemental second rate cunt that he if you help nominate my cunting of the left wing.

      Deal?

      • Oh yes he fuckin is, Asimplearsehole.

        He’s obsessed with annoying any cunt that has a connection to Rangers FC (?), and i mean obsessed.
        He disagrees with anyone who converses with him and his co pundits are always laughing it off and saying “oh we better move on before Chris becomes a bigger cunt”.
        His voice is fuckin nauseating and its about time he was bagged.

        Chris Sutton is a cunt.

        And so is Danny Mills.

  13. I was in Dublin and I went on this walking tour about the Easter Rising. You meet this bloke in a pub, bung him a fiver and he takes you around the sites and gives you some history spiel. This bloke was an academic at the University and he had written a book about the Easter Rising.(Which he tried to flog us obviously the cunt)
    Anyway we are walking across this bridge and there’s a little girl about 7/8 sitting on the ground begging. Everybody who walked past she was saying “god bless you sir” and “god go with you” when she got some money. I mentioned my surprise to this walking cunt and he said “don’t you have beggars in “London?”
    I said well yeah but not kids…the coppers and social services would pick them up. He looked at me, like I was a cunt, and said “she’s only a Gypsy.”
    That was about 2001/2 and at the time I was quite shocked. Now there are Roma kids begging on the streets and in the Tube and nobody thinks twice about it. If anybody wants to tell me this country isn’t going down the shitter I say fuck off, I’ve lived it you cunt! Pikey scum.

  14. Haven’t had chance to post today but the ABBC really do make my piss boil!

    “And it will be the centrist Emmanuel Macron of En Marche up against the far right anti-immigration/anti-muslim national front party ‘Front National’ headed by Marine Le Pen who will go into the second ballot in the French Presidential election.” – this was R5L news this morning.

    Hey ABBC, why stop there, why not chuck in a “racist” in there for Le Pen and an “angelic” in for Macaroon!!!

    Total fucking toss-pots cunts! I only hate “peaceful” cunts more than you ABBC! Cunts!

    • Does everyone have short memory regarding Macron?

      This is the man who was Finance minister during Hollande’s reign of error in which Frogland’s economy went down the toilet – that is partially on Macron, the man who is a mark for the EU, bullshit federalisation and all that crap.

      People would vote this Arse Clown as president?

      France deserves everything it gts if they vote for him.

      • I’m just praying the French remember to put France first (ie ahead of eu shitefest), and vote for Marine.

        Macunt can FO&D (or foutre le camp et mourir, as I believe they say…)

      • Alas, it won’t happen, the French don’t have the guts to go against the EU.

        Remember, they are a bunch of surrender monkeys.

  15. I have to do this:

    I nominate Emanuel Macron for a cunting.

    Though the MSM conveniently choose to ”forget” this little detail, he is no stranger to politics or for that matter a centrist.

    Until last year, this little worm of a human being was the Finance Minister lackey of the Socialist Francoise Hollande. Under their dubious tenure, France’s economy went further down the crapper and 238 people have died via ”Peaceful” people.

    Also, like most typical Frog politicians, this maggot have the obligatory ”screw the British” mentality shared with the rest of his ilk; earlier this year on a visit to London, the bastard openly spoke of poaching talent from our country post Brexit and has, and I quote, stated that ”the best deal Britain could get with Europe is membership in the EU”.

    Make no mistake, this miserable , conniving, two faced little shit stain is about as anti-establishment as the peaceful lot are tolerant of other culture. He is an unrepentant cheerleader/lickspittle of the whole EU/federal/globalisation agenda that is so beloved by the worthless maggots known as the political class and liberal imbeciles in general.

    Noted Kraut EU cocksucker Sigmar Gabriel hopes Macron wins the election in order to, and I Quote again, ”put Eurosceptism back in its place”.

    If Macron wins, the whole miserable path Europe is on will continue.

    Just once, it would be good if the people of France grow some balls and do the right thing instead of the easy but doomed to backfire horribly option.

    • I fully endorse a thorough cunting of this odious little shit rag who fucks old ladies and comes at the sight of varicose veins!
      I look forward to contributing some less polite posts!

      • You already have, just by posting it. If you’re lucky, admin will choose it as the next thread, otherwise, into the queue you go!

      • As Kiwi says…. but Macron is suck an odious retarded spazz cunt…I don’t think it will be too long.

    • .. I don’t know any French people whatsoever … however .. growing up, watching the news over the years, I always got the impression they were a rebellious type, with their protesting and blockades etc .. and were willing to stand up to anyone that was trying to fuck them over.
      On the other hand, I worked with a German fellow who told the ‘joke’ .. “Why are the avenues and roads in France lined with trees ? … so the Germans could march in the shade” … which would imply they were / are a nation of laying down fuckers .. I’m confused. Sounds like this Macron Cunt is of the ‘laying down’ French types, and would be willing to fuck over his fellow countrymen and country to the Fatherland again.

      • EU Uber Alles huh?

        Like I’ve said before, Marine won’t win because tactical voting is a thing.

        Something we need to watch out for here too. Too many leftist cunt parties in this country.

        Saying that though, listen to them on the news, they talk about trying to screw each other over for seats this dividing up their own vote, the Tories could probably win it on that.

      • If the Lib Dems, Greens, SNP and Labour form this coalition we are all truly fucked. Corbyn is the real worry over scrapping Trident and sitting down for a pow wow with IS and Hezbolla. You cannot reason or negotiate with metalists.

      • If that ever happened, that’s when you’d need the ”dark forces” to step in and do what needs to be done.

        Corbyn is cunt as it is, but that Shadow Chancellor of his is pure evil.

      • McDonnell and McClusky are the real decision makers, Corbyn is just Momentums mouthpiece.

      • Define irony, Comrade Corbyn’s main election Strategist is some Momentum cunt who is, surprise surprise, some little rich boy cunt.

        The hypocrisy of these wankers is galling.

    • Absolutely correct… The French are being conned by this cunt in sheeps clothing!! I’m amazed they have bought into this fake messiah!!, as I said in a previous post the frogs will reap what they sow!!

  16. Those of you who are football fans may have been to Selhurst Park (or Shithouse Park as decent people call it) You will know that it is attatched to a large Sainsburys with a massive car park. I often shop there and one time, as I drove in I noticed something out of the corner of my eye at the back corner of the car park. I thought it was some kind of market or boot fair or something. So I drove to the back of the carpark and guess what? Yes, 3 fucking caravans and fucking shit and scrap metal all over the place. Fucking old lawn mowers, fucking old boilers….all sorts of shit! They managed to get the cunts out eventually but left amassive Council Tax bill to clean up the crap they left behind. Filthy Pikey scum!

  17. What the Dickens is going on with deleted posting? Is there a censoring deity? Really? On here?

    I posted a parody of that troll gimp from earlier, all capital letters, childish syntax and misused apostrophes. There were also lots of CUNTS with exclamation marks after them. Then I replied to it with “Furthermore, pikeys are cunts”, only to have the first bit removed.

    Huh? My favourite site…becoming…picky?

    Is nothing sacred? Psh!

    • Given how said troll was also copying other cunters posts, maybe someone got jittery?

    • The first bit probably got deleted when admin wiped all of the trolls comments, and the filter would have picked up your post, as you had mimicked him so accurately.

    • Surely the purpose of this site, its raison d’etre, its beauty, is free speech!? Is parody too painful. Why not let that clown keep banging on and just ignore him?

      Psh.

      • Have admit, there is some sport in rinsing a troll without ever unleashing the stronger words at all.

      • … It did my head in .. I was reading it all with disbelief, and having a gleeful smirk to his ignorance … BUT THE CAPITAL LETTERS WERE BURSTING MY HEAD. Strange …

    • I wont be like that at all, I’m sure.

      A lot of spam post to clear up, probably just some friendly fire.

      It’s a good site because you can vent your spleen. I dont agree with all that is said, but I dont get upset about the small percentage I dont like

      • This is why this site beats the hell out of so many others, apart from stupid trolls, there are NEVER any slanging matches here. Just some good old mutual venting about cunts we don’t like.

  18. No Captain, leaving him free to post results in threads that run into hundreds of comments. We’ve seen it before and it royally fucks things up.

    • Possibly. I don’t remember him/her from before. I must’ve been having a Is-A-Cunt holiday.

  19. My mate bought a house in a small Kent village about 8 years ago. His house was next door to one of 2 pubs in the village. Everything was great for about a year and he thought he had cracked it….played for the village football team, got an allotment and grew his own vegetables, he was part of a real community. Then the Pikeys bought a field nearby and despite being green belt land they paved it over. Well you know what happened next. Both pubs are boarded up, the allotments have been robbed and trashed, daytime break ins, while people are at work, are commonplace. He is stuck there now, can’t sell his house, can’t change his job, totally fucked. But let’s not have any Pikeyphobia eh? Fucking Pikey scum.

    • And Scum is all they will ever be. Truly a worthless lot they are.
      Do they serve any useful purpose in life? Any at all?

    • The village wasn’t called Ash, was it? I had a bird there years ago and her parents owned a lovely, old house. However, a Pikey campsite developed right behind them.

      The parents bred these big dogs, gorgeous things, that they had to keep in a “run” in the large back garden. These pikeys used to catapult golf balls high into the air so they’d fall onto these dogs. I didn’t believe it until I saw it. Scumbags. All day long there were untaxed Mercedes going in and out of the shithole. The Rozzers wouldn’t go in there.

  21. I’ll tell you another thing I’d like to nominate for a cunting is the new TV series “Genius” broadcast on the National Geographic channel.

    It’s the life story of Albert Einstein filmed in two time frames, one as a young man at the end of the 19th and early 20th centuries, and the other some thirty or so years later at the start of the National Socialist movement in Germany.

    Now the physics stuff and the way they’ve conceptualised his visions/imaginings as he furthers his understanding of physics as a young man is great, and the same again as Einstein the elder (now teaching his own students) is great but then – surprise surprise – it’s hijacked as a “everyone loves everyone”, nationalism is the “measles of society” libbo love-in!

    Oh well my fucking my! What a surprise! This bullshit surfaces after two ass-hurt votes (and hopefully a third in France soon) don’t go the way the socio-globo-libbos wanted and so now every fucking programme from A-Z now has to contain (whether covert or overt) this “on message” bullshit!

    I know the history of Einstein and how he eventually had to flee the hands of a tyrant but I doubt if even Einstein was as “right on” in his fucking dialogue that they’ve got Geoffrey Rush spouting (+ others) in this latest excuse to piss on anyone with a sense of pride in their country!

    Oh and if the “right-on” cunts making this bullshit would like to draw real parallels with the tyranny that was prevalent in Germany during the 30’s/40’s then they really ought to pay more attention to the way the “peaceful” nations of the world are behaving.

    Oh but that isn’t PC is it, so we’ll dolly up a completely different story to suit our agenda instead! I wonder if the ABBC had a hand in producing it? It certainly has their skewed sense of liberalism about it!

    Do a show on the man and the physics, that’s enough (especially on a science channel) and leave the agendas for fictitious bullshit like “I, Daniel – middle class virue signalling pap – Blake!”

    Fuck’s sake! I’m in a real strop today and this, and the ABBC’s biased (hah – another fucking surprise) view on the French Presidential stuff is the fucking icing! I’m off to bed! Cunts!

    • Night Rebel.

      Bastards aren’t even trying to be subtle anymore, they are just rolling out the liberal agenda all the time now, what next? lefty subliminals to convert everyone into peaceful lovers>

      • It’ll never happen to me!

        They’ll have to prise the scratchings from my cold dead hands before I capitulate before that intolerant “peaceful” scum!

        O’course we *must* be tolerant of them though otherwise that’s “racist” isn’t it (when no it fucking isn’t because a religion ISN’T a fucking race – you soft cunts)!

        Night night.

      • It’s not a religion either Rebel, call it what it is – a death cult.

  22. Channel 4 ought to be ashamed of themselves for their various ‘Big Fat Gypsy’ programmes making out that these degenerates are the victims of narrow minded racism. It’s a fucking insult to the real victims of racism. There’s a reason why Pikey cunts are the most hated bastards on the planet and have been for centuries….because they are thieving low life fucking scum! If you want to argue about that you have never met a dirty Gyppo fucking Pikey cunt so shut up wanker.

    • Where I live used to have a bit of a pikey problem about 15 years ago, all the grass areas by roads had to have big DIY mud ridges (that eventually had grass grow over them) in order to keep the bastards out. It worked. Guess our Council was useful for something.

  23. Did I mention that Gyppos are scum? Well, just in case I didn’t….fucking Gyppo Pikeys ARE FUCKING SCUM!!!

  24. I also love the way they cause a 2 mile tail back on a busy and winding single carriageway with a fucking horse and trap, or worse, one of those green-topped “Ye Olde” fucking caravans that are for decoration only – while all the nicked gear is in two or three 4 berth vans being towed by Discos, Range Rovers or Ford Transits!

    If you want to look “quaint” do it at 7am on a Sunday morning or 1pm on a Wednesday afternoon on a quiet country road – not 8.40am in the middle of rush hour on the A688 YOU CUNTS!

  25. Just came in from a bike ride and the missus is watching My Big Cunt Of A Gypsy Wedding.

    Its actually quite funny laughing at these fuckin weirdo cunts.
    Bit i know I’m only laughing coz they’re in America and I’m not.
    Give it a geez, it makes ye feel superior, not that its hard coz they really are scumbag cunts.

    Only thing missing is David Attenborough narrating it.

  26. On my way to work, some years ago, there was a field near Biggin Hill, where one day about half a dozen Gyppo caravans moved in. After about a year the council ( useless cunts ) built a shower/ toilet block for these cunts and surrounded the site with a classy and expensive looking fence. Well, as far as I know, they lived ther for about 4 years and didn’t cause any trouble. Then, one morning, I’m driving past there and the fence is gone and the place is deserted. I later find out they have stripped the shower block of anything of any scrap value the thieving cunts. There’s no point in treating these animals like human beings, they are scum and that’s the end of it.

    • My poxy local authority spent nearly four hundred thousand building them wretches those shower blocks for the ‘permanent’ site near us. The paint wasn’t dry on them before the cunts had stripped them bare. I don’t know why their way of living is so precious it needs protecting. Illiterate, thieving, inbreeding, tax dodging, benefits scrounging, all things worth celebrating in this poxy country.

  27. FUCKING SCUM! I’ve got more stories about this FUCKING SCUM but I’ve got to get some kip.

  28. Yes I know this isnt the right thread but I would like to nominate my wife as the biggest fucking cunt that ever walked. she wont even let me go on the “is a cunt” website because she knows shes a cunt. Whats worse folks, 20yrs in jail or 20yrs life sentence (ie marriage) ? Any advice folks ?

    • She won’t let you visit the esteemed ISAC?

      A good punt to the cooter, followed by divorce would be one solution to your problem.

      Or maybe just grow a pair and tell her to fuck off, that you’re a grown man (presumably), and you can visit any website you want to.

    • I’m a great believer in recycling…divorced (amicably) after 26 years.

      If she’s not too much of a cunt, it might well pass.

      If she’s a chronic cunt, pass her on to someone else

      If she’s a real rancid, stinking, obnoxious one, leave her out for the pikeys…

      Hope this helps !!

      • You could join islam and legally beat the shit out of her especially if allah wills it. Theres no reason to kill your wife but…….if allah wills it, then go for it M8 lol

      • Thanks for the advice, I think I’ll take her on holiday to North Korea and then fucking leave her there with Kim Ung Fuckface ugly cunt yong, whatever the fuck his name is because he’s a cunt too. Then with a bit of luck he could test fire her strapped to a fucking missile.
        Thanks guys !!!!!

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