‘Travellers’

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Bit of rant and reason…..

Thieving traveller scum. Well today is your cunting, tomorrow your         comeuppance.

Twice I have been targeted as a cheap buck,the first time a massive failure the second time ultimately successful, yes the hundreds of pounds worth of power tools you stole and sold down the pub has upset me,but their are a few things you didn’t realise.

1. I have just been diagnosed with a life changing condition.

2. I fix power tools for a living.

3. I have access to quite a supply of non-working tools.

4. I was trained in EOD, meaning if I can break them, I can make them.

So I have come up with a few novelty items, we have the tool designed to electrocute the user, and my personal favourite the box set,crossed with a tin of gloss paint mixed with dog shit, a car airbag a high amp battery and a trigger switch.

A sort of MOAB jack in the box.

You see their is some justice in the world, just got to make it happen.

Nominated by Lord Benny.

172 thoughts on “‘Travellers’”

  1. Pikeys. The poster child for benefit bludgers the world over. Call yourself a race/religion and just watch the dollars roll in.

    Invade and settle on someone else’s land? “That’s my right, so fuck off plod and judiciary”
    (not Maori are they?)
    Am I ever glad these cunts can’t or wont come here to “settle”

    • You mean to tell me that NZ has No fucking Pikey,s!!? Fuck me!!

      Pikey’s spread like shit, I mean like any and everywhere !!! I can’t imagine a country that has not ” benefitted ” in some way by having these bastards foisted on them!

      Don’t like pikey’s , never fucking will, only Hitler had the right idea in dealing with those cunts. Fuck Roma bastards everywhere.

  2. “YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED TWATS”

    The doomsday clock just moved one minute closer to midnight.

    This trolling cunt is absolutely fucking hilarious!

  3. Anyway, replying to ASimpleArsehole. No mate, a complete absence of pikey/Romany types. Fly tipping is, more or less, committed by backpackers and freedom campers (cunts in camper vans that park up on the side of the road). Almost Romany, but not quite as, they don’t flog the system for money.

    • Thanks for that mate. NZ must be a friggin paradise without that lot. But how do you get your driveways done?

  4. “Political careers ended by me”
    Phew, thank fuck I’m an engineer then.
    And mate, I’m in East Tamaki, Auckland. Look that up, it’s a real place. I’m not going anywhere so you know where to find me.

  5. ISAC is not, and cannot be a secret. It’s not like we are meeting in my garage. This is free content available on the internet.

  6. Well while we’re having this conversation, I’m not sure me calling a politician a cunt causes them to lose their job.

    Maybe it’s their shortcomings in their polical portfolio that results in their sacking? Or perhaps they rort their financial accounts?

    Plenty of examples of that, but not of “I resign because a constituent called me a cunt”.

  7. I travelled up the South island of NZ by car, then went up the North by train. I thought it was pretty lovely. However, I saw some pikeys/boguns in Auckland. They were huddled outside a bottle shop near the stadium. I can’t say whether they were the professional, drive-an-untaxed-BMW-and-threaten-to-scalp-you ones though.

    I also went to that beach where they filmed The Piano. I’d never seen black sand before.

    • Glad you enjoyed our little rock Captain. Black sand? You must have been on the West Coast to see that, and the Bogan tossers. West Auckland is infested with them. All boom-boom cars and drugs. Avoid the area like the plague if you come back again 😊

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  9. Who is this pathetic smalldicked cunt trying to fuck up the website? Christ ,there are some really sad little fuckers about.

    • Sadly this drags on until admin kick him/her into touch. A few weeks of peace and quiet, then rinse and repeat. Oh well, not to worry 😧

      • I agree with Sir Limply when he says the demented cunt should be ignored… He thrives on attention and provocation, and revels in the responses he gets… The certifiable troll is nothing and should be treated as nothing… Less than a dog turd on a pavement…

        And what sort of insane mong writes in caps all the time?… Is it supposed to be menacing and intimidating?…. A fucking laughing stock…

  12. Along with peaceful types, trans cunts, the pikey’s are one of the most pandered to and indulged ‘minority’ groups out there. The leftie arseholes shouting about their human rights don’t have to live next to some playing field or car park they have just turned into a refugee camp.

    Local council and police are fucking useless, stand around with their thumb up their arse saying its not our problem while peaceful pikey’s run rings around them and know their rights inside out.

  13. victims? you mean the pisshead celebrities or the gobshite politicians we talk shite about?! They are public fuckheads who bloody cares?

    • I wasn’t replying to myself if anyones wondering…. Glad to see him gone nothings worse then scrolling through 210 comments with only 100 being legit and the rest are trolling shit posts from Ricky

    • We put up a site called ‘The Troll’s Lair’ last year to take the piss out of Rickie and Dave/Patroller.

      We invited the cunts to troll it and even redirected banned IPs to it. The cunts simply refused to troll their own site.

      No sense of humour…!

  15. Pope Francis, you are a cunt. Likened refugee centres in Europe to concentration camps, last time I looked the peaceful’s weren’t being gassed or made to work until they dropped. They have food, clothes, shelter and medical care which is more than whatever war torn famine ridden shithole they have come from.

    • All religions are fuckin’ bollocks including Christianity, the story of how one woman’s lie to cover up an affair got way the fuck out of hand.

      Although maybe God and Jesus are up in the sky having conversations.

      “Fuck me, I’m bored dad” says Jesus, “Its been 2000 years, cant we show ourselves to drum up some interest?”

      “Good idea” says God. “Go and put your image on a burnt slice of toast, that’ll do it.”

      What shite….

  16. I lived next to some playing fields where there was a cricket square. One day a plague of pikeys arrived and set up camp on the playing fields. Within the hour the cunts were doing doughnuts in there brand new range rovers on the cricket square. Just blatant mindless vandalism. Many burglaries followed and the several local boozers were infested with the cunts so you couldn’t go for a pint without been set upon by the pikeys. Eventually they went but left behind them a giant pile of rubble, concrete they had taken the reinforcement steel from to sell for scrap, it must have been at least 10 meters high which of course the local authority had to clean up. Complete bunch of cunts, they should be persecuted where ever they go.

    • They love to play up to the image of ‘we go where the wind blows’ ‘life on the open road’ bollocks. Most of these arseholes are loaded too, BMW’s and Mercs whenever they rock up. Like the muzzies in a sense, in that they all stick together like shit to a blacket and your not taking on 1 or 2 its they whole extended tribe right down to cousin Paddy, some six fingered inbred from the old country.

      • Cash in hand for this crowd, imagine taking home everything you earn?? Tax? NI? Council tax? No no no…..

    • As he puts in so much effort to get himself on the site, you’d imagine he’d try to write something witty and interesting instead of the mindless drivel he comes up with. It’s embarrassing. I suppose it’s appropriate that the Royal Brothers were recently encouraging us all to have sympathy for the mentally challenged.

      • maybe he’s even somehow related to them… one of those dodgy mistakes that got shoved out of the way, renamed &c.

      • “Royal Brothers were recently encouraging us all to have sympathy for the mentally challenged.”

        We should have sympathy for them eh? lol Thick royal gobshite cunts you can’t hardly get help from physicians anymore. Well unless your a tranny of course NHS has no problem giving criminals or 90 yr old veterans unnecessary sex change operations.

        NHS has proven time and time again that they hate the mentally challenged or disabled or people with depression So what the fuck is Prince Cunthead talking about?! Is he gonna help? The Royals are out of touch twits

      • Correct!! Although trolls are the scum of the earth I have in the past encountered some intelligent ones who have Had some kind of repartee!! He on the other hand was an intellectual Pygmy with the comedic value on a dog turd!!
        I liked the way he continually approved his posts!! CUNT…..
        And apparently his made up friend “bob” thought he was funny??

      • What I don’t get is him being obsessed with Dio and his holidays… It seems to be a very big issue to him… Real spleen venting rants about where (he says) Dio has or hasn’t been… Does it matter?!
        And as for ruining political careers? That’s just so fucking laughable it borders on the clinically insane… And using yet another woman’s name to hide behind is just pure undiluted sicko…

      • Hey Norman.

        What was that all about with Man utd players wearing Ibrahimovic and Rojo names on the back of their warm up shirts?
        Madness.
        Also, no matter how yer season finishes, you’ve still got to feel smug about Guardiola not being the fashion icon, sorry , managerial genius they said he was.

        ———-

        This week…..oi ave mowstlee been wankin over………Diamond Jackson.

      • God knows what that Zlatan and Rojo names thing was about, birdman… It borders on snowflake poofery and is totally ridiculous… Jose should kick that sort of crap into touch right now… This is the club that dealt with a catastrophic air crash with dignity and respect (take note, Scouse griefmonkeys!), they should not be ‘bonding’ over a couple of injured players… I’ve never heard such bollocks…

        Pep has been well and truly found out… Inherited two fine sides (Barca and Bayern), but can’t deal with the sticky end of the lollipop at Man Shitty… Sacking England’s No.1 and replacing him with a dago clown hasn’t helped either… And Raheem Sterling is a useless showpony of a cunt… For all their Sheik’s shekels and hired guns, the Bitter Blues are now behind Chelsea, Spurs, and hopefully United again, in the pecking order…

        Diamond Jackson…. Lovely… She certainly has a way with words too… And seen as though you’re a fan of Lucy Liu: Jayden Lee… Say no more…

  19. Yeah Pikeys are cunts, fucking turn up overnight and wreck places. In some ways though I admire how they live outside the System.
    It’s harder than ever to get privacy etc now. You got to have a Bank account, you can link your phone to the bank account and do some Internet banking. Your phone (especially if it’s a smartphone) is like a tracking device, it knows and stores where you’ve been where your planning to go (if you use the calendar). This is all a cunt, add Facebook into the mix then any clever cunt or ‘Government’ agency can tell what you’ve been up to with fucking pictures to match. I remember when Gordon Brown wanted to introduce ID cards and everyone went on about privacy and their rights, well what do think your phone is? The most clever way to spy on a cunt is to let them have something they think is doing them a favour and is an essential part of modern day life a lot of the cunts don’t even realise the information they are freely giving out because they are too busy updating their status. Finally anyone noticed how you used to have a Google email address, now it’s a fucking ‘Account’ which links maps (where you go and plan to go’ Calendar etc. This whole thing is a cunt and the fact that if like me you use an Android (owned by Google) phone it doesn’t give full functionality until you sign in or create an Account is a cunt. I don’t like the way every fucking cunt and organisation wants and keeps and sells information about you. Anyways Pikeys are cunts but in some ways they are clever cunts. The cunts.

    • Since the smart phone arrived the sales of old school wall hung calenders has nosedived.

      Always thought their days were numbered….

      • @skidmark eggfart, how am I meant to sell all these these drugs and off the back of a lorry goods without a smartphone. Got to keep appointments, meetings stored otherwise ill get in trouble with the mafia. If the police are reading this ‘I know naffink abaaaaaht it’.

      • @JR Cuntley, you have got to be a professional comedian? Can you confirm? Obviously not reveal your real name but I’m guessing you are or have been on the telly.

      • Cheers B+WC I’ll take that as a compliment but don’t have the courage to do stand up.

        I’ve wrote some stuff and watched a comedian on tv who told a gag that I knew was mine because although it was a fairly generic joke, there was a secondary joke in the middle that was totally left field so he must have read it on the joke site where I posted it…

  20. What people forget, or don’t know, is that Pikeys have a centuries old history and culture and they are “travellers” for a reason. Back in the old days the locals would put up with their scumbaggery and thieving for just so long and then out come the pitchforks and burning torches. Time to move on and fuck up some other town. Nowadays, since the cunts discovered they were an oppressed racial minority, the law is on their side. If you don’t know that Pikeys are the scum of the earth you have never met any. I’ll be back with some stories later.

  21. Emmanuel Macron est une chatte! And so are the Frenchists for voting for the cunt. Typical quislings, they can’t wait to surrender to the EU. Macron used to be a banker for global shitehawks Rothchild, it really doesn’t come much more cunty than that. He is the very definition of a champaign socialist and a elitist anti democratic EU stooge to boot. Cunt.

    • Macron is a fully paid up EU rent boy!!, saw the prick on TV just before the referendum and he was making threats about moving the UK customs out of Calais and back to Dover..
      The French Appear to have learnt nothing from the last 2 years, I’ve a feeling the frogs are going to reap what they sow….

      • Someone ought to take out that fucking tunnel too, building that damn things must rank in the top 5 most stupid things this country has ever done.

  24. Comedy Comrade Corbyn has come up with a new jape guaranteed to create mirth through out the land; give unions MORE power! Where does he get them from? Cunt.

    • And the way he tell them, that sort of deadpan delivery. You could almost think he means it. Comic genius.

  25. Any cunter seen them Big Cuntish Gypsy Wedding programmes?

    Animalistic cunts.

    After Muslimes, these fuckers truly are the scum of the earth.
    And like Muslimes, don’t give a shiny shite about any one who isn’t like them.
    In Spain it is full of the cunts.
    Most of the trouble is committed by these gravelly voiced cunts and if ye go to a city in Spain, you’ll see the cunts have made settlements under motorway bridges out of corrugated metal and chipboard.
    2017 and these cunts and their babies live under bridges in between going on the rob.

    • You are right, Seville is full of the cunts. The Spaniards actually seem to like them, they have some misguided romantic notion of free spirited flamenco troubadours living off the land. The reality is uneducated savages living off picking pockets.

      • My mate who suffers from dwarfism was pickpocketed by one of these cunts recently.

        I don’t understand how people can stoop so low…

  26. Muslimes don’t have to play by the rules.
    Immigrants don’t have to play by the rules.
    Gypsies don’t have to play by the rules.
    Super rich don’t have to play by the rules.

    There’s only us white workers left playing by the rules.

    Its not fair is it?

    • Careful BM, you are beginning to sound like Comedy Comrade Corbyn. Who ever said things were fair? Does the antelope complain it isn’t fair when he gets eaten by the lion?

  28. I used to live 3 doors down from a pikey family.The old girl always used to tell me she was a true traveller and was “born on the straw”……………..True traveller my arse.They”ve lived in the same fucking house for 45 years…….Cunts…………..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • I’m a sociable type . Just a guy who generally gets along with people. We should all make the effort to go to our nearest Pikey camp with some cans……. of Zyclon B

      Pikey cunts!

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