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Professional Yorkshireman Sir Michael Parkinson is massive bore. I see he is making a comeback on the telly selling Yorkshire Tea to follow his smash hit flogging insurance to confused old dears.

You can stuff your free Parker pen up your arse Parky.

What really pisses me off about this cunt is that he got his knighthood for 30 years on the fucking BBC sticking his tongue up celebrity arseholes. Did this creepy tosser ever ask a penetrating question in his life? All he ever goes on about is fucking Yorkshire, fucking Barnsley and Dickie fucking Bird. Don’t ever mention Gene Kelly or Muhammed Ali when this cunt is about or he’ll bore you to death.

Fuck right off Parky you wanker.

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104 thoughts on “Michael Parkinson (4)”

  1. Fuck Parkinson, he’s in Hell’s waiting room anyway. Hopefully his personal hell will be having to watch himself on a continuous loop for the rest of eternity while having a constant stream of red hot pens forced into his anus.

    I can also say I hope the mass murdering cunt that was Martin McGuiness is there with him. The BBC are making him out to be a hero when he was just a common, lying, murdering cunt. Good riddance and DO NOT rest in peace…cunt

  2. McGuiness only decided to tread the path of peace because he knew MI5 had infiltrated the IRA and knew his days were numbered. He grassed up dozens of his “brothers in arms” and sold out to save his own skin and get his blood soaked hands on power. And who allowed the fenian snake to do this? No other than our dear dear chum, Mr. T. Blair AKA Charles Lynton the sex offender.

    • Excellent comments about him from Norman Tebbit

      ““I’m just pleased that the world is a sweeter and cleaner place now. He was not only a multi-murderer, he was a coward. He knew that the IRA were defeated because British intelligence had penetrated right the way up to the Army Council and that the end was coming. He then sought to save his own skin and he knew that it was likely he would be charged before long with several murders which he had personally committed and he decided that the only thing to do was to opt for peace. He claimed to be a Roman Catholic. I hope that his beliefs turn out to be true and he’ll be parked in a particularly hot and unpleasant corner of hell for the rest of eternity.

      Spot on Norman

      • That was the best eulogy for the cunt amongst all the shite from Blair, Major and co.

      • You really are a nasty cunt Hooker. Agree with Dio if it was your wife, although having said that no female in her right mind would share bread with a cunt like you.

  3. Fucking celebrity endorsements, how gullible are old people to buy this shite?

    I see John Cleese is advertising some two-bit PPI firm, fucking sellout cunt. Got to pay for those divorces somehow, I suppose.

  4. Ah… Gene Kelly in Singing in the Rain…blooooody marvellous. Cinema magic. Saw it at the Roxy in Barnsley. Had t’bag o’ chips t’way home ‘appen.

    • The only penetrating question parky ever asked was ” how far do you want my tongue up your arse?” To every fuckin guest on his dull as fuck show!!

  5. Old people are generally creatures of habit, knowing this the advertising companies get old “trusted” Cunts to lull them into a false sense of security, ” oh parky wouldn’t rip me off” ” I remember the ministry of funny walks” chuckle chuckle!! Good old john Cleese!, listen up you doddery old fuckers! These Cunts are after your savings!! Do not trust them!!
    THEY ARE CUNTS!!

    • Well, technically John Cleese isn’t after their savings. He works for a company trying to get their money back from thieving banker cunts.

      I’m making my way through the first series of Python at the moment, available on pirates bay. Some of it is still funny, especially Terry Gilliam’s animations. But a lot of it isn’t that funny any more.

      • We fight any claims who Cleese did the advert for we’re all over the papers in 2011-2012 for getting some fees paid upfront!! And then getting nothing for the client….Dodgy Cunts…. I think they were using Welsh boxer joe calzaghe at the time…..

      • Father Ted p d good, if you ask me. The episode with Eioan McLove and all the dotty old bats following him around was superb. If you look at them closely, am sure you’ll spot amongst them Fiona The Bruce, Old Ma-Whinny and Cathy Newman, libtard-munter propaganda experts whose skill in peddling snake-oilyness surpasses Dr. Goebbels himself.
        Just a thought…If I paid a vet to graft a trunk onto my face, and big flappy ears onto the side of my head, would that make me an elephant ?
        If you stuck a bow-tie on The Dimblebore, would that make him a half-decent interviewer (like Sir Robin Day)?
        No, thought not.
        So I defo agree with Dame Jenni Murray and Prof. Greer about blokes having their todgers turned inside out not becoming women…

  6. Parkinson once compared Bestie to Elizabeth Taylor in her prime… Don’t know about Parky, but I’d rather have had Liz, myself….

  7. Finding it hard to cunt anyone today.

    Today is a very good day.

    Amnesty day for cunts worldwide.

    For any families out there who suffered a loss due to the murderous scumbag cunt McGayness, I hope today a little joy came yer way.

    Celebrate.

    • That amnesty lasted long.

      Jeremy Corbinbag saying he was a great ‘family man’

      Yeah, that’s what ye think off when ye hear of that murdering coward.

      Jeremy Corbinbag is a cunt.

      Some other cunt on twitter was blaming the the British establishment for making the dead cunt murder innocents.

      • Someone should remind that scruffy old cunt Corbyn that McGuinness and Addams are the reason there are still no litter bins on train station platforms..

      • Naturally there’ll be scores of snowflakes and radical chic Twittertwat libmongs who weren’t even around when the IRA were causing death and mayhem praising the clown without make up (as Alan Partridge called McGuinness) and yapping on about ‘peace’ and other such bollocks… As I have said before: Cunts like McGuinness, muslamist rapeugees and the like are the disease…But the snowflakes and libtards spread these diseases… Hope they all get the fucking plague…

      • Corbyn is a cunt and the Labour Party are a joke.

        At the back of the party there are all these weird groups like “Momentum” run by absolute nutters who are now also at war with each other. There was this left wing bitch on the radio yesterday going on about Lenin for fucks sake, she was leader of one these fucktard groups.

        When there’s no effective opposition the country is nearly always worse off.

      • Bet there’ll be an on-message hipster coffee bar called IRA…

        A tasteless joke follows…

        Basil Brush walked down the Crumlin Road.
        Boom boom !

  8. Fucking Yorkshire – God’s county if your god happens to be Allah.

    ‘Eat all, drink all and pay nowt. If tha does owt for nowt do it for thi sen.’

    Only fucking Yorkies could be proud of such a mean spirited motto.
    Parky is a cunt but no fool. Hasn’t he lived in the home counties for decades?

      • No. A miserablewelshbastard. Now living in the north and having just worked in Yorkshire for 9 years, seeing for myself what a bunch of deluded cunts they are.

  9. Blaircunt has been busy this afternoon saying that this IRA scum will be “remembered as a man of peace.” Yeah right. I suspect that’s how Phoney Tony would like to be remembered but he’s having a laugh. When the cunt croaks there will be parties all over this country. It can’t come soon enough for me. Why don’t one of these jihadi fucks do us a favour. I know he’s got 24 hour security and that but when you don’t care if you live or die how hard can it be to get close enough to put a bullet in the cunts brain. How many virgins would you get for pulling that one off?

      • Could you punters imagine if the media attacked Blair, the same way they attack Trump?! I only wish they would

        Then maybe journalism could actually to credited as unbiased journalism or unbiased reporting

      • I recall reading a story about a newly elected President from some godforsaken place (can’t remember where) and he was treated like a tyrant by various rich bastards, privileged members of society, and ‘intellectual’ student libtards… He was by no means a dictator, but he was treated like he was… So eventually he thought,’Fuck this! You want a dictator? I’ll give you one!’ And he then made their lives as difficult as possible…

        I hope Trump does the same to all these libmong snowflakes and hypocritical celebricunts…

  10. My mother in law is a prime candidate to be taken in by these types of companies.
    Even more so, now that she has developed some senility issues.
    Some days she just stands there staring through the window for hours on end.

    If it snows we let her come inside…..

  11. Fuck, this is the first time I’ve ever missed being in Scotland.

    Oh, to sit up the back of the local pub and watch the taigues cry.
    Then the prods will celebrate.
    Then it all kicks off.

    It might not get reported, but I bet there’s loads of street fighting going on in Scotland right now.

    Fighting in work canteens.

    Proddy schools will be goading the fenian schools on the way home.

    Neighbours will be banging through walls.

    The bowling clubs will be partying on the greens.

    Great place to be today. 🙂

      • I was having a laugh, Vermin Cunt Spotter, not everything is serious.

        I bet I’m not far wrong though.

        Are you telling me there will be no arguments in clubs, work places and streets in Scotland tonight ?

        If so, you must be stuck in the year that never happened.

        Its a happy day.

        Be happy for once Vermin Cunt Spotter. 🙂

      • I know, I thought that when I reread it.
        I meant pubs.

        But there might be a ping-pong club having a right barny. 🙂

  12. There can be no forgiveness without atonement and McGuinness never even admitted his sins ,let alone made atonement for them. How can people be so superficial that they call him a man of peace when there will be dozens of shallow graves of his victims whose families are ignorant of the fate that befell their Farther or Brother or Son or Husband at the hands of the mass murderer McGuinness?

    • As well as’the disappeared’, there was the torture and murder of British military officers like Robert Nairac, the bombing of a Remembrance Sunday parade which killed and injured elderly World War II veterans.. Then there was the Horse Guards parade of 1982, and of course Warrington… And as well as crawling to McGuinness. all those murdering filth were let out as part of the Good Friday Agreement… These snowfalke cunts who label McGuinness and his ilk as men of peace are no better than the murdering scum they are acclaiming…

      • Could ye go a chicken supper
        Bobby Sands ?
        Could ye go a chicken supper
        Bobby Sands ?
        Could ye go a chicken supper
        Ya dirty fenian fucker ?
        Could ye go a chicken supper
        Bobby Sands ?

        There’s doss cunts, that to this day, blame Thatcher personally for his starving himself to death.

        Fuck em.

  14. I’m just struck by the shear futility of it all. Small men trying to give themselves a sense of power by murdering mostly innocent people. What slight intellect they actually possess.

  15. The New York Times says ‘ira leader turned peacemaker dies aged 66(6)’

    As Deploythesausage said earlier, how can someone be lauded as peaceful coz they stopped killing ?

    It wasn’t a war, it was terrorism.
    Every killing was unlawful yet him and his dobber cunt pals got away with it.

    Is it only Tebbit talking sense or is anyone else ‘brave’ enough to call it like it is ?

    I wonder how the SNP are remembering him.
    They’ll have to word it very carefully.

    Talking of SNP and fenian hating, I heard that at Ibrox they sing anti SNP songs.

    Maybe Sevco fans ain’t so bad after all.

    I’d love to be at Ibrox the next time Sevco are playing.

    Look out for loads of goading, singing and banners directed at the death of the scumbg coward.

    Oh, no pope of Rome
    No chapels to sadden my eyes
    No nuns
    And no priests
    Fuck yer rosary beads
    Today the cowardly cunt
    Dies

    • I wonder how much that cost the NHS? I’m sure there could have been more worthwhile recipients of the time and money.

      • And some cunt was writing in the paper the other day about Ibuprofen…not good for you, might increase risk slightly IF you have a dodgy basher…shouldn’t be able to get 30p a packet painkillers in Tesco, must go to chemist and buy WEAK ones (no reduction in price, I should imagine, quite the reverse); anything stronger, go to GP for a prescription.

        Oh yeah?? Seriously fucked health service, so GPs are REALLY going to appreciate folk turning up for every pain that we can d/w at home quite easily, thank you very bloody much. Can’t remember who wrote the article, but he desperately need “Serious grip on reality” tablets, extra strength.
        Another middle-age problem…slight hearing loss. On the box last night, heard the phrase ” high beaver” and “beaver relief.” Well, I guess it’s the season…You go to bed with a stinking high beaver, and wake up with a mouth like…
        Oh, it was “fever”, it seems…
        Time to go and sit in my HSL dungeon chair, and relieve aching cock. If “Towelmaster” pulls the handle quickly, I might just hit the ceiling…

      • Hopefully the dykes in there sew his inside out cock shut and sew a old tampon on as a pretend prick the cunt. And the NHS are cunts in not telling it to fuck off.

  17. At last the murdering cunt McGuinness has felt The Grim Reapers icy breath on the back of his neck. Only downside was that he got to die at home surrounded by family which is more than he afforded his victims who ended up with a bullet in the head buried in a peat bog for decades.
    Save a seat in Hell for your bezzie mate, terrorist sympathiser Blair, fingers crossed he wont be far behind you.

    • “ABBC/Guardian -McGuinness was a really nice guy just a misunderstood loveable Rebel” Those were Bill Clintons words basically thank god Kilary didnt get elected

      “When he decided to fight for peace, Martin was calm, courageous, and direct,” Clinton and former US Secretary of State, Hillary, said in a statement. http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/21/europe/martin-mcguinness-dead/

    • “ABBC/Guardian -McGuinness was a really nice guy just a misunderstood loveable Rebel” Those were Bill Clintons words basically thank god Kilary Killdog didnt get elected

      “When he decided to fight for peace, Martin was calm, courageous, and direct,” Clinton and former US Secretary of State, Hillary, said in a statement. http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/21/europe/martin-mcguinness-dead/

      • By the mid 90s the IRA was finished as a force, as per Norman Tebbit’s words. So, the brave boyo McGuiness decides to throw it all in before he gets lifted and get a cushy number in a Mickey Mouse parliament. Nice salary, perks and pension. Fuck a united Ireland. Fuck all the dead and injured. I’m alright jack.
        Rot in hell you scumbag.

      • Some woman on radio 5 live said that the IRA would have done what they did whether Martin McGuinness had been there or not. Oh well, that makes it alright then.

      • I didnt mean to double post…. my ip was acting funny before It went through but still gave a page error… fucking odd

        I hate when people make IRA to be misunderstood rogues, they are bomb blasting cowards. They only bombed like 12% of their intended targets all the rest were innocents Bill Clinton is a dumb IRA loving cunt and Kilary too

  18. And the day after changing all of my Dead Pool noms for the first time in ages, Colin Dexter promptly pops his rivets.

    A Remorseful Day indeed…

    Bollocks!

    • What a spiteful cunt that Colin Dexter was.
      One fuckin day !

      Or maybe his carer was keeping tabs on yer dead poll nominations, saw ye dropped him and smothered the old guy.

      Inspector Morse bored me to death.

      • Admittedly the books and the TV series were a bit dry and stuffy in places, but I enjoyed the fact that Dexter dared to portray intellectuals and university types as being just as nasty, devious and murderous as the rest of the population.
        I was going to follow on with a tasteless joke about old Colin meeting the “Cherubim and Seraphim”, but Danny Boyle wrote that episode, so that buggers that…

  19. Good riddance to Mcguiness, IRA murdering scumbag. What grips my shit most is that cunt has been living the high life for the last twenty years, free from any threat of prosecution, while scumbag Irish lawyers are chasing retired squaddies for doing their job. The fucking Beeb have been eulogising the prick all day, like a great light has gone out in the world. That other evil terrorist Blair put a good turn in on radio four this morning. Slimy bastard….
    It also annoys the fuck out of me when some wet prick comes out with that most ill informed sayings, ‘one mans terrorist, is another mans freedom fighter’. I’ll tell you the difference. A freedom fighter will attack military targets, and a terrorist will quite happily kill civilians. If you are killing innocent women in front of their kids, whatever cause you did it for has been ruined forever. Fuck him, and all that applaude him.

  20. watching c4 news discussing Mcguiness. they refer to Londonderry as Derry. what a surprise!

      • Hi bird the other day you said you had a 16 wiper after drinking the dark stuff,I tried a couple of pints last night and it took me 15 and a half wipes double what a normal one takes .

      • I would love to ask a physicist how a sixteen wiper is possible.

        How can every wipe look the same until it starts to fade at eleven or twelve.

        If ye spilled some nutella on a worktop, you’d wipe up most in the first go and have it done after three.

        The mysteries of the universe.

        They don’t talk about shite like this on science programmes

        🙂

      • Im gonna start using my wifes toilet wipes the wet ones and im gonna see what difference they make.

      • They clog up the sewers and sometimes they’re too slippery and ye end up with a shite stain on yer collar (gonna tell on you-oo).

        I’ve seen sewage workers make a pile of used wipes and fanny pads about four feet high, many times, when cleaning out the drains.

        But then, I do live in a third world cuntry.

      • my first evacuation usually goes all over the sides of the pan so i flush then before it sticks, then i try and squeeze out the rest
        as regards guinness me shit looks blacker but doesn’t seem to be particularly more viscous than when i drink lager or cider – then again outside of ireland and kilburn the black stuff is a bit thin

  21. Parkinson, The grim reeper himself this fucker is even selling death ,Be gone with him be gone with him,He darkens my tv every fucking time i sit down to eat hes on selling death,Hes a cunt.

  22. What the fuck is Yorkshire Tea anyway? They don’t grow fucking tea in Yorkshire do they? You’re lying again Parky you cunt.

    • And the fucker offering a fucking pen for a soul,He should be taken to a place of execution and burnt for practising witchcraft,Thats what it is plain and simple witchcraft.

  23. True, but the IRA could’ve come out fighting rather than leaving behind bombs that killed indiscriminately.

    Tebbit never hid behind a balaclava.

    • I know, but we still know who they are, whereas the cowardly ira hid their identities.

      I’ve never cared for Tebbit, but today I applaud his honesty.

    • Tebbit and Thatcher had their (many) faults, but arselicking Britain’s enemies and giving them the red carpet treatment wasn’t on their agenda… Blair is a far bigger cunt….

      • Can’t argue with that…. They both destroyed all the ground covered after the war, and all the gains and progress from the 60s…. If May does get us out of that EU shithole and improve Britain, she could be the most celebrated PM since Churchill… I’m not holding my breath though…

      • Quite right.Thatcher should have left the destruction of Britain to the Unions. They would have had it finished by Tuesday teatime.

  25. Anthony Charles Lynton Bluuurrrggghhh is
    a sick man. With a statement such as “Brits should draw inspiration from Martin Madguiness” shows how muddy his thinking has become. The cunt is starting to give Spivey a run for his fucking money. Cunt.

  27. Waiting for Bonio to come out with some crap like ‘Well, he had his faults… But we musn’t forget what Martin McGuinness did for peace…’

    No doubt there will also be a few Hollywood Plastic Paddy cunts and radical chic twats who will gush about the Fenian filth, yet condemn Trump…

    • And Micky Rourke is a terrorist loving Plastic Paddy Fenian cockgobbling ugly cunt….

  28. When all Jazeera reported on the joyous news, the cunts spoke about Funday bloody Funday coz mcgayness was there.

    When the pointed out his faults they quickly pointed out his ‘caring’ side so that would be the last word, rather than just say he was a cunt who was clever enough to save his own arse.

    Where is a Michael Stone when ye need one ?

    PS. Michael Stone is a cunt, but at least he’s a cunt with balls.

    Fuck the ira, fuck the uvf, fuck the uda and fuck the YMCA. 🙂

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