Dead Pool [55]

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Congratulations to Dioclese who correctly predicted that the billionaire and patriarch of the Rockefeller dynasty David Rockefeller would be the next cunt to snuff it at the grand old age of 101.Proff that it is indeed the good that die young.I believe his death also puts Dioclese at 6 wins catching up with my 7 (sorry had to brag there ;)) anyway on to DeadPool 55.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My nominations this time round (Shaun)

Billy Graham
Nobby Stiles
Tony Booth
Pierre Cardin
Johnny Hallyday

94 thoughts on “Dead Pool [55]”

  1. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Same annoying still alive cunts please.

  3. Tim Brooke-Taylor
    Graeme Garden
    Bill Oddie
    Sonny Landham
    Jesse Ventura
    (Bumped off by the New World Order)

  5. Does anybody change a nomination or two coz one of yer nominations didn’t have the decency to die ?

    Angela Lansbury has been dropped.
    The staying alive cunt. 🙂

    • We are all waiting on dead cunts B-man https://media.giphy.com/media/vApYnilV3KOys/giphy.gif On occasion I change mine but if I like my picks or no one steals mine I’ll keep’em the way they are
      Lansbury that old hag was the bane of my existence when I visted my granny as a lad, always watching that murder she wrote crap when I was in the guest bedroom trying to wank off to old lingerie mags

      • The missus watches it e-very fu-ckin day, and its on right now.

        Four episodes a day, every day.

        Life in the sun huh ?

      • I changed mine because I got sick of typing the same five names. Bet one of them carks it now, just to piss me off…

      • I usually have the same ones, but I nominated ‘Jack’ Monroe this time because she/he/it is such a snowflake cunt…

      • I took a couple of mags when I went to stay at my grandparents house, once.

        I was about twelve and when I was packing to go home I discovered they were gone.

        That was an uncomfortable car ride to the train station.

        I’ve always wondered what one of them took them.

      • They confiscated them to protect you from yourself you filthy little wanker.

  9. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Madoona

    Well that was quick , when I 1st loaded up the page thought it was a red eyed demon… close its just David Rockefeller Nicely done Dio the old cunt finally crooked

  10. 1. Ozzy Osborne
    2. Dennis skinner
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Anthony Hopkins
    5. Tom Jones

  15. Michael Heseltine
    Shirley Williams
    Doris Day
    Big Ron Atkinson
    Charlton Heston

  16. Shit! Just realized that Chuck is already dead. Fucking inconsiderate cunt! I’ll have Alex Red Nose Ferguson instead.

  18. Stirling Moss
    Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

  22. Congrats Dio

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Martin Landau
    Terry Jones
    Petula Clarke

  28. Camilla Parkyer Bowels (for being…a Jilly Cooper lookalike)
    Jilly Cooper (for being a Camilla lookalike and self-appointed human sigmoidoscope to royal family)
    Emma Twatson
    Joanne Kak Rowlinginit
    George Osborne
    Flabbott dropped from this pool, business before pleasure, don’tchaknow, in honour of our cheap red-nylon-bra-loving ex-chancellor. Also, yours truly didn’t wish to appear too pro-wimmin…

    • Doesn’t look like it but I’m sure someone had him in the last pool?

      Yep – Shaun had him in pool 54. Seems he’s missed out on his eighth win by a short nose. That’s what can happen when you change horses. I know the feeling, mate!

      Bad luck Shaun! That’s how it goes…

      • I thought Johnny ‘Allyday was a good new pick in view of the all the cancer reports in the press, but I had a feeling McGuinness would go first.

      • Ive had that cunt rockerfella in about the last 6 fucking pools as well but got in late on the last. Still, good one dio. Quick or the dead i guess, in literal terms.

        Ill snip Kirk off you when the chance arises.

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