Dead Pool [55]

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Congratulations to Dioclese who correctly predicted that the billionaire and patriarch of the Rockefeller dynasty David Rockefeller would be the next cunt to snuff it at the grand old age of 101.Proff that it is indeed the good that die young.I believe his death also puts Dioclese at 6 wins catching up with my 7 (sorry had to brag there ;)) anyway on to DeadPool 55.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My nominations this time round (Shaun)

Billy Graham
Nobby Stiles
Tony Booth
Pierre Cardin
Johnny Hallyday

94 thoughts on “Dead Pool [55]”

  1. Well, fuck that, i thought i had a win here this morning, having had McGuinness, the cunt, nominated for months……

    John Hume
    Frank Bough
    Gerry Adams
    Greavsie
    Camilla ParkerBowlesWindsor

  2. Oh happy day! I was hoping to be able to congratulate the pool winner this morning. I am travelling alone and have no one to share the joy with.

  3. So Martin McGuinnes was a passionate republican, well now he’s dead. Good riddance.
    There’s a lot of people with short memories across the media this morning…..

    • Yes I’ll repeat what I said above, unfortunately it was natural causes.

      He was a murdering cunt who Roger Cook (remember him) proved was responsible for at least 3 deaths by his own hand (if only it was that few – cunt was responsible for a lot of the “disappeared” as well).

      The ABBC may be fawning all over this “peacemaker” today, me, well I hope Lucifer has put a few extra coals on the fire in readiness for his arrival! The cunt!

      • McGuinness was a murdering cunt, who ordered attacks against military, police, royalty, civilians, children, war veterans and pensioners alike… The bastard was an enemy of the British just as much as the Germans were in both World Wars… And what horrifies me is that this cunt’s heinous reputation was being airbrushed long before his death, and that revisionism will now go into full ‘Che Guevara’ mode (Guevara was a murdering cunt too).. Scum like McGuinness and Addams were inexplicably tolerated and even respected eventually… Not by Maggie: she rightly despised the Fenian cunts… But Major and then that fucker Blair: bowing and scarping to these killers and allowing them into Parliament?… What the fuck is all that about?!… That’s the mistake May is making with Wee Burney Sturgey and Salmond The Hutt… These two sacks of shite and their party loathe the English and brazenly spread anti-English hatred… Like Sinn Fein in the the 70s and 80s, Krankie and her SNP should be banned from English radio, television, and internet… Banana Gob Miller is another enemy of the English: who incites trouble and has committed treason by going against a democratic procces, and she shouldn’t be allowed to…

        As for McGuinness, another cunt bites the dust… Shame it wasn’t agonising and he didn’t suffer, like so many people did at the hands of him and his provo troop… The fucking Fenian cunt…

      • When my granddad saw the news that McGuinness and Addams were being allowed into Westminster, he said, ‘The cunts have been trying to blow it up for the last twenty years! If they’re going to let those two bastards in, they might as well see if Hitler and any of his boys are still alive and invite them as well…’

      • The Cook Report and World In Action… The days when some in the media were actually arsed about the world we live in and bringing cunts to account… Not like today: with snowflakes deifying transbenders and turning a blind eye to any prejudice from Remainers and ignoring any ‘peaceful’ activity’…

        Had they been around now, Cook and the Granada WIA team would have done programmes on Kilary Clinton, ‘child’ migrants fucking the system, Banana Gob, her treason and her ‘colourful’ past, the p@edo muslamist filth in Rotherham etc, and they’d have done Trump and our current government too… Nobody was sacred, but now it seems everyone is… Unless you’re white, pro-Brexit, anti-migrants, heterosexual and working class, of course…

    • Yeah, couldn’t believe what a nice guy this bloke was according to all the news this morning.
      And because I’m not a total fool I still don’t believe it.
      Burn in hell ya cunt.

  4. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  9. I’ve seen Colin Dexter around the pool a few times… But did anybody have him this time?…

    • Mr Bastard I believe had Dexter in every pool for years but sadly dropped him this round.I share the pain Mr Bastard.

      Tebbits tribute to McGuinness is fantastic.I love that there is at least one politician calling out McGuinness for the murdering evil cunt he is.

      I had to do a presentation on pre 9/11 terrorism so at least the cunts death helped me fill a few slides up.So annoyed I dropped him but oh well.

      • Sorry evil murdering cunt he was.Felt good typing that in the past tense!

  13. Have been absent for a spell due to the usual trepidations orf life – not that any cunt noticed. Also technical problems. Have been blagging me connection from a wireless hotspot in a nearby farm then for some God forsaken reason the cunts installed a kiddy filter and suddenly ISAC no go. Purely in the interests orf citizen freedoms ect ect opened a back door to allow access to ISAC and set up a nice little stream orf horse porn to broaden their minds. Public service. Thus far all jake apart from being unable to post Tony Haygarth in time despite having an inside steer on the thesp. Pissed and buggered about that.

    • “Have been absent for a spell due to the usual trepidations orf life – not that any cunt noticed”
      @ I notice Sir Stoke… always miss your fine stories and various rants shame about your connection maybe get a new router or ISP…

      • Sentiments appreciated Tits. On ISPs ect they are all crapola down here and I have already upgraded me router by sticking a bent coat hanger in the bugger. Get me internet for free but the principal buggeration is the thought police software. Do a spot orf dark webbing to get aroinde it but it don’t ‘alf slow a punter’s enjoyment doine to a crawl.

  14. Meat Loaf
    Cytheria (Squirt Queen)
    Steve McManaman
    Diego Maradona
    Arsene Wenger

  15. Late again, coz i’m a lazy cunt, but here goes

    Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Clifton James
    Mary Wilson
    Emperor Akihito.

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow. Thanks

  16. Michael Barrymore
    Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

  18. Darcus Howe, the race activist, has shuffled orf. A genuine long standing cunt. Doubtless greatly missed by all.

    • Dont forget the poof who made the gay pride flag gilbert baker died…. not so much missed tho for propagating homosexual acceptance and perversions

  20. Anybody have Don Rickles in the pool?…
    He was a funny old cunt… A proper comedian…

      • Don Rickles A man of a thousand insults…but truth is punters he copied alot of Jack Leonard’s routine but Rickles swore more often, then later incorporating some of his own material

    • No one had Rickles.A brilliant comedian.They don’t make them like that anymore.

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