Fat people are cunts. Especially celebrity fat people.
That silly fat cunt Barbra Streisand just came out and said: “Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!”
So let me get this right. Donald Trump comes round your house and forces you to buy some pancakes and maple syrup. He then forces you to stuff them into your fat ugly fucking face. …Surely that’s illegal! ….why haven’t you called the police?
Maybe it’s because he isn’t making you do anything. More likely it’s because you are a fat greedy cunt and you should stop stuffing your face.
I can’t really say anything. I’ve been stuffing my fat face with all kinds of junk lately but at least I admit that no one is making me.
It’s not advertising, cheap pricing or Donald fucking Trump.
It’s just because I’m a greedy fat cunt.
Same as Barbra cunting Streisand.
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If the screeching tart reduced the size of her ginoromous conk (not to mention her ego), her weight would reduce rapidly…
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Streisand… The Adele of her day… Having a loud and OTT voice does not make a good singer… Neither does singing complete overblown shite… That said though, in the 60s and 70s Streisand did do a things with a bit more class than that horrendous chav and human Big Mac, Adele Arbuckle…
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You mean how she tear’d up like a crybaby and said beyonce deserves this pointless award not I for that retched lemonade album?!
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Just another past it actor/ singer who still, after all these years cannot take responsibility for something she has done to her self.
im 18 stone and its all my own fault as i love shit foods and gaming lol, but at 6ft4 inches i can carry it off .
stop blaming others for your own lack of self control you senile old hooked nose bint .
Ps thought she was fucking off to Canada if trump was elected with all the other celebrity lib tards ?.
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You’ve got to hand it to these fat cunts,the reasons they come up with for being a fat cunt,apart from overeating. Things have obviously moved on a bit from “it’s society’s fault” or the Governments fault. They’ll be telling us they caught it off another fat cunt soon, like it’s sodding airborne. Still, happy days for them as apparently it has been National Pie Week.
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Leftards really are a bunch of disconnected fuckwits
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This is an example of the great and good like nob geldof and his mate nono (who seems to have lost the power of speech re brexit, rapeugees etc which makes for a nice change) Cunts to the left of us cunts to the right of us cunts to the front and cunts behind we are right fucked. Idea from Tennyson. Sure he would agree.
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“but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!”
“Theres got to be a morning after, where I eat my fat arse into the night” unfortunately that lyric is permanently engrained into my brain thanks to Fake Radio!
Streisand is a horrible actor and horrible singer had it not been for vegas she probably would not have had a career in music, also gay people LBGT is basically how she sells her records. Maple syrup isn’t fatty but the heaps of square pieces of butter she stacks on definitely is
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Who gives a flying fuck what any celebrity has to say about fuck all? Her dry old fanny is strained because another ugly old talentless harridan by the name of Haggary didn’t become the first female (so they say) president. Wake up Babs, the democrats could of beaten Trump with almost anyone apart from the two chumps they offered up, Sanders and the wicked Witch of Washington. As unattractive as Trump was to many voters they chose him over Hilary, the stench of her corrupt soul leaks out of every pore.
So fuck you Barbara, people are sick and tired of globalist liberalism which has reduced their standing of living and ruined their neighbourhoods whilst Hilary and know nothing has been celebs like you live in your ivory towers isolated from the reality you would have the rest of us live and die with.
You are a conceited cunt Streisand, shut up and fuck off.
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I have seen Yanks eating this sort of shit for breakfast and marvelled at how they can stomach something like that so early in the morning. In fact go to any restaurant in America and you will be shocked at the huge piles of food they shovel up like a starving Ethiopian. I once saw some cunt order a large glass of Coke and then tip 3 spoonfuls of sugar into it. What the fuck?
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I was out there in ’98 and ordered bacon and eggs. Now I love their crispy streaky bacon – like scratchings lite – and eggs 4 million different ways: “Er, I’d just like a couple of fried eggs please.”
“Over easy, sunny side up, hard over…?”
“I have no idea what you’re banging on about you pretentious hotel cunt so I repeat: TWO FRIED EGGS!”
Anyway they were lovely when they came and some ditzy bint came over and asked if we’d like some pancakes and maple syrup!
“No thanks, I’m still on my breakfast ta.”
She fucked off with a puzzled look on her face. It was only after being there a few days that I realised that the auld yank contingent would have what amounted to the “Full Anglais” on a plate, THEN added 1/2doz drop scones on their plate, FOLLOWED BY a gallon of this mapaline syrup shite – on the bacon, snags, eggs, the fucking lot!
Dorty fucking bastards! And not a fucking baked bean in site – the cunts!
I even saw some of the fuckers go “continental”: palma ham, melon slices, cheese, sliced apple and grapes…FOLLOWED BY 2 stone of drop-scones (their pancakes) and a gallon of mapaline syrup. Fucking hell’s teeth!
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Judas on a tractor…yet another case of the “always someone else’s fault” mentality. In the Book of Shit Excuses (Page 2: Media Whoring & Trying to Breathe New Life into a Faded Routine), this latest nonsense fuckwittery has just made it to number one.
These washed-up outdated has been’s and their whining bullshit outbursts are just tired now. Younger kids today, don’t and wouldn’t even know who she is, and what’s more…nobody gives a fuck anyway. Nothing stays the same and times move on. It’s just the way it is.
That’s like saying “I’ve just deliberately driven my car into the sea because Jesus told me to do it. It’s his fault. I’m so traumatised now”. Check into a nut-ward you sleb fruitcake. Trump didn’t make you do anything. He got elected as President of the United States. Get over yourself and deal. The more these libtard slebs whine, the more people switch off, have a yawn and stop buying their material.
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……On the other hand order a second glass of beer and they look at you like you are some hopeless vagrant alcoholic cunt. Horses for courses I suppose. I’m off up the pub.
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Have fun but couldn’t imagine what the bastards charge for Pint nowadays Your right you order a 2nd or 3rd drink and cunts start looking at you twisted Last time I went out drinking ordered a ale and 10 minutes later a shot of scotch to go with it, I ordered another beer 20 minutes later and the stunned waitress says “oh haven’t you had enough yet?” I had a nice buzz going but it was kinda ruined by her insolent cunt question
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Saturday Night Live needs a cunting…
Gone are the days of Chase, Aykroyd, Belsushi and Murray… It is a now just a libtard mongfest full of snowflake propaganda and unfunny cunts who masquerade as comedy actors… The tiresome ‘diverse’ cast (fat unfunny woman, fat black bloke, mincing poove, loads more black ones etc) are only there because they tick PC boxes, and an array of Hollywood celbricunts/slags (Perry, Johansson, Gaga… You know the type): again trying to be ‘funny’ and failing, and making out that a Tinsletown slapper can be a political animal (that is the only funny bit about it)… All these cunts: who have flashed their tits all over the web, done advertising deals with companies not exactly known for their ethics, and had more dicks than the ‘good night’ parts of ‘Laugh-In’… Yet they call Trump a bastard ans have a go at his daughter… What makes SNL, and the cunts that guest on it, believe they are any better?… Cunts…
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Alec Baldwin doing his shite impression of Trump, he has turned into the caricature of himself in Team America. How prophetic was that film?
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“Ammmerica. FUCK YEA! Comin again to save the muther fuckin day-yea!”
It was silly but I did love that film at the time.
And they were right about the celebricunts.
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Now there is the diluted snowflake… The watered down libtard… Scarlett Johansson hasn’t got the nerve to bash Big Don on TV (you know these movie cunts and what they’ll do to save their ‘career’s [ie: cash]), so she takes the piss out of his daughter… So that appeases the snowflake libmongs and she can carry on making ludicrous amounts of money for crap films and tacky ad campaigns… Oh, and that French bloke has done one, hasn’t he?… I reckon she’ll be on her 8th husband by the time she’s 50…
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And having a pop at Ivanka is like the school cunt picking on the easiest and softest target… Instead of squaring up to someone who’ll give as good as they get… Hope Big Don is taking down the names of all these libtard celebricunts…
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Let me see… Something with Barbara Bigschnozz in it, that wasn’t shit….
Nope. Nothing springs to mind unless her South Park appearance counts.
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Very scary episode, that, Mr Bastard . 🙂
MEGA MEGA STREISAND !
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What in the name of fuck is going on between Turkey and The Netherlands. Talk about playground politics. There should be an internationally agreed law that retards and fuckwits are barred from politics. Alternatively get the 2 leaders in a ring to knock fuck out of each other, dispute solved. Maybe Brexit could be decided with a bit of jukes up!
I’d back Davies to do Barnyard.
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They should just say: “I’m not a nazi, but even if I was ….You’re a muslim! F U C K OFFFFF!”
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Turkish politician calling the Dutch nazis, cunt has little understanding of Turkish history why they were big fans of Hitler and co in last war. Wankers one and all
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What’s the script with the SPAM? Don’t gerrit.
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The Turks are pissed because of the Dutch’s high quality drugs make there’s look like moody shite lol.
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I’ll slag off Moroccan “citizens” at every opportunity, but i have to sometimes remember where my high times come from.
The cunts i hate most in this world, and yet i cant live without them.
I wish I preferred home grown Maria. 🙂
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Geert did nothing wrong! remove kebab now before Netherland turns into france or even worse sweden (poor sweden RIP) If the turkish “protesters” bbc double speak for rioters of course get out of hand gas them, rubber bullet them no more kid gloves they cause property damage or injure bystanders then shoot their arse
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Being unemployed is a cunt. The only plus about it is getting pist on cheap beer and not having to worry about going to work hungover. When your fed up and angry with the world with loosing your job, you realise that lots of things are cunts, day time TV, the bank been unable to help, and the dole who makes you sign a sheet which may aswell say ‘work for free’ I’ve worked since the age of 16, this is the 3Rd time I’ve been out of work, the last 2 times were for 3 months then 5 months so I’m no layabout or scrounger. I no this is nowt to do with the topic but I’m fucking fed up. 40 years old and no employers want me because it’s cheaper to employ 16-24 year olds on apprenticeships! So getting pist again tonight and will wake up tomorrow to another day of being in Limbo!
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Hope those Jobcentre cunts aren’t giving you shit, Harry… I had a spell of it a few years back… Just at the time Cameron and Duncan Smith were putting the boot in… Unemployed people were treated like criminals and it was nothing short of disgraceful… Thing is, they think everyone who is unemployed is thick or has a drug or booze habit… And when you say you’re qualified with actual qualifications they still don’t believe you… Cunts…
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Norman. That’s true for starters, job centre are not interested in my past or experience in jobs, 24 years of what I’ve done make no difference with these cunts. They talk over you and having 2 security guards as your first point of call makes it feel like your visiting someone in prison! I’ve got a interview Tuesday, part time hours which is no good but been told my pay would be topped up with Universal credit, if I’m offered I’ll take it, it’s better than signing on and it’s a job which will give me some self respect! I’ll update fellow Cunters if I’m successful or not, if anyone else reading this, good luck if your unemployed, hope you find something.
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Good luck Tuesday mate.
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Good luck Harry.
Don’t let the cunts grind you down!
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Good luck Harry.
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There’s a couple of lads who come and give me a hand occasionally who are registered as self-employed,and get virtually the same as dole money off the tax credits. They reckon that it suits them great,because they don’t have to sign on,and are free to do work on an ad hoc basis.
Hope things work out for you, Harry.
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Best of luck, Harry Balls.
I don’t know if it’s true, but I’ve heard that the bigger fuss ye make at the “job centre”, the more respect they give ye.
If ye act polite (meek to them cunts), they just want rid of ye, but act “tuff” and they kiss yer arse.
Ye don’t have to be cheeky, just stand yer ground.
Again, good luck mate.
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Yeah good luck,Harry. Don’t let the turkeys gobble you up.
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P.s hope Shaun of the Dead69 is ok, hope your operation went well and your back on this site calling cunts for cunting sake!
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Yes,good luck Harry……….cunt…………baaaaaaaaaaaah
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