Wendy Ayres-Bennett

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There must be something in the water in Cambridge. The other week we had a front page cunting of democracy-denier, Professor Nicholas Boyle. And now I’d like to nominate another Cambridge University academic – Wendy Ayres-Bennett, a linguistics professor. What qualifies her for a cunting? Simple. Her solution to the problem of immigrant integration and community cohesion is this:

“I would like to see more opportunities for British people to learn some of the community languages of the UK, such as Polish, Punjabi and Urdu, particularly in areas where there are high numbers of those speakers, so that there is some mutual effort in understanding the other’s language and culture.”

Excuse me, but since when were Polish, Punjabi and Urdu “community languages of the UK”?! It’s about time these Cambridge cunts came down from their ivory towers and got in touch with the real world. How many people do you know who would willingly give up their free time and disposable income in order to learn Punjabi? I can really imagine that paying for language classes will quickly supersede such frivolous basics as food, fuel and the mortgage…!

Furthermore, Professor Cunt calls for immigrants to learn english “once they arrive” which to me seems just a tad too late. Maybe I’m being overly picky here, but surely migrants should be fluent in English upon arrival, just as is expected in Australia?

Not sure how respected this lady is within the field of linguistics, but if ever Cambridge University establishes a Department of Fucking Cuntery, Professor Ayres-Bennett should be made an Honorary Fellow.

Nominated by Fred West

 

 

71 thoughts on “Wendy Ayres-Bennett”

  1. Wendy Ayres-Bennett can kiss my uneducated arse.

    The day that I wash up on foreign shores wanting benefits,free housing,free healthcare,free education etc. is the day that I’ll learn to speak the native tongue. As it is,I don’t live in Bongo-Bongo land,so I have absolutely no need to learn Kitchen-Kaffir,or whatever clicks and whistles the natives use to communicate.

    There should be no translation services provided in benefit offices,if the cunts can’t speak English,fuck them. Bet the cunts would sharp learn English if their handouts came to a grinding halt.

    As for that condescending cow,she should stick to her cloistered world of academia,because she obviously has no idea how the world operates outside of her “educated elite bubble.”

    I wouldn’t fuck her,either….That shows just how strongly I feel about her.

  2. Typical cunt. It’s us, the indigenous population who has to change and not the immigrants.
    Surely it’s basic stuff to expect non English speakers to learn the language of the country they are coming to. Perhaps, like Fred, I am being over picky as well.
    Having said that if the immigrant is going to Luton, Leicester or Rotherham for instance then English isn’t going to be the native tongue.
    This is yet another brick being taken out of the wall all in the name of integration. Well bollocks to that. This is England where we speak English. If you can’t then fuck off and take that soppy Professor Cunt with you.
    By the way there is another Cambridge cunt, Mary Beard. Witchlike old bag who told people in Lincolnshire that there was no immigration problem ! There must indeed be something in the water up there. Can’t help thinking that “something” should be poisonous.

  3. I have a better idea why don`t migrants arriving in Britain offer Language classes to the native population for either free or a very modest fee.Would be a great way for them to reach out to the community they have arrived in and would help them assimilate.I think learning languages is interesting mentally stimulating and can open up career opportunities but I also think it is unreasonable for this cunt to state that multilingualism is our own personal responsibility when we are in our own country!Besides when you are choosing to learn a language it should be one that interests you or is for your benefit i.e learning Spanish if you want to work in Spain or learning Mandarin if you want to go into the business sector. It is stupid PC twats like this that put people off wanting to learn new languages by associating it with being a do-gooder.

    • I speak three foreign languages fluently.

      Because I fucking lived there and never once took a penny in welfare.

      I also voted for Brexit.

      So fuck you academic cunts and remoaner twats!

    • Norm, I had to look and look away several times just to grasp what I just witnessed If I was that ugly I’d be hate myself too. No wonder she wants to help destroy whats left of english culture these people are sick, evil traitorous cunts and of course ugly as shite.

      I’d like to teach the cunt a new language too, my foot up her stupid fucking ugly arse she can re-interpret the alphabet through a ballgag!

  5. There was a piece on radio cunt four last year, about Syrian refugees coming to Britain. Most of them were moaning about the accommodation they were put in, which was normal terraced housing. Back home, this woman was saying her family owned a shopping mall and a big house, now she is living in a little house with ‘low ceilings’ and having to make do on shit money. Cheers lady, welcome to my world! However the best part was the family who were gutted they were sent to Bradford, where they were hoping to learn better English, and integrate into the British way of life, only to find there was no English speakers about, and they couldn’t speak Urdu, or were familiar with the local customs. Ain’t life a cunt…..

    • Fuck the ungrateful freeloading muzzie slag… I supposed she wanted her cunt bleaching on the NHS and all?…

    • Well, this being a free country, she can very easily fuck off back to Syria. We don’t owe that whingeing bitch a house and a living. I actually have a problem with them being described as refugees. Refugees go home when it’s safe. These cunts are here to stay.

  6. I wonder how ye say “weird looking thing” in Punjabi.
    I looked up the Daily Mails reporting of it and not once did they say she was talking shite.

  7. I spent a sizable amount of time in Eastern Europe. Within 4 years I was fluent, by 7 I could allso different regional dialects and understand them, I can also read crylic (Russian) text, The only benefits I got from this was confirmation that the person I was speaking too really was as backward as I had assumed, but I was mistaken in my thoughts that they had married another family member.
    oh, yes and not reading from a fucking dictionary the size of yellow pages (which I bought)

    • Having spent the last 27 years of my working life in one shit hole country or another I have picked up enough of the local lingo to converse with whichever smelly bastard I was dealing with at that particular time, it took no real effort to be honest, however…….as I was born in Wolverhampton I went out of my way to learn Punjabi as a kid simply to throw a spanner in the works. One real pleasure in life (other than nosh jobs off the Mrs) is to catch the cunts slagging you off and then stop them in mid flow in their own language and abuse them in their own lingo. Fucking priceless, I thoroughly recommend it to one and all.

  8. Is she related to Pam Ayers? Bit of a resemblance there, but without the humour. This is typical scaremongering by the mass media expressing her opinion as fact. She teaches French at that school so Polish and Urdu aren’t her department.

  9. One thing no one will still state on record – and I don’t know if there is any such statistic available, the Govt is probably too frightened to present one – is: what is the ratio of people from the Johnny come lately EU states (Poland, Romania, Bulgaria, etc.) into Britain Vs Brits over to those countries?

    And yet the EU see no harm in there being a ratio of 1000’s to 1 on the receiving nation’s infrastructure!

    Why aren’t these academics asking the right kind of question that “ordinary” people want answered like this instead of constantly virtue signalling to show themselves in a good light (to fellow libtards)?

    That’s the problem with academics – more degrees than a compass and not an ounce of common sense between them!

    ——–

    I see that scientists have discovered our oldest ever ancestor: a fossilised microscopic sea creature with a bag like body and a huge mouth.

    It hasn’t yet been given a latin name yet but I’m proposing “Dianicus Abbotticus” to the Natural History Museum!

  11. Trip Advisor is a cunt.

    A few weeks ago I went to one of the local Inns near where I live. The place has been family run for 30 odd years,and has a good reputation. At about 8 o’clock a family turned up to book in for the night. Right from the off you could see that they weren’t happy…too remote,bar too noisy, no seperate dining room…they were whinging before they’d even got to their room. The lass behind the bar did her best to placate them,personally I’d have told the cunts to fuck off .

    I left not long after,but asked the landlord on my next visit what had happened with them. He told me that they’d done nothing but complain about the room,the evening meal,the breakfast..nothing was right for them them. He’d stayed polite,which is more than I’d have managed,even when they said that they should have a discount,.

    Sure enough, I looked on TripAdvisor and the bastards have slated the place. Now bearing in mind that the place has 100s of good reviews,with barely a bad one amongst them,it’s a shame that they can get away with trashing somewhere for no good reason other than the fact that they were total cunts.

    Suppose it’s the family I should really be cunting,rather than TripAdvisor,but it’s pissboiling to see something so unwarranted and vindictive. I sincerely hope that the couple concerned have a serious car crash on the way to their next port-of-call.

    • I used to work with a cunt who complained about everything and everywhere she went. It seemed to work as she got discounts and on one occasion a free cruise.
      She was perfectly happy with where she went etc but knew if she kicked up a fuss she would get some sort of refund.
      Like Dick I would have told these cunts to fuck off on the basis they were going to have a moan anyway so they may as well have something to moan about.
      Unfortunately the various comment sites such as Tripadvisor don’t actually filter the posts. If everybody else is happy a moaney post should stand out and be questioned. For that omission they are cunts.

    • TripAdvisor is now regularly used as a threat by shitty customers to get discounts or upgrades from the poor owner/operator. There was a news item about it and one B&B owner had been almost driven to ruin because of it. He said that if you didn’t relent to the demands made of you, then the resulting negative, and aggressive, feedback was hard to take. He also claimed that as a fledgling business, a few bad comments can finish you before you’ve barely got your venture up and running.
      TripAdvisor has long been hijacked by uppity cunts with an axe to grind, and chav cunts looking to get everything for free.

    • Being an insomniac, i get to watch ‘The Hotel Inspector’ with perma grinned Alex Pollizi. Its programmes like these that have turned normal cunts into superior whinging cunts.
      I also watch “Four Weddings”, what a bunch of evil bitches.

      Come Dine With Me is quite funny though.
      Fucking insomnia.

  12. A quick note of interest.

    You can now order your fund raising kits in preparation for Red Nose Day in March.

    Form an orderly queue,Cunters, I’m sure that you don’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    • What and miss out on another ABBC evening of Brexit and Trump bashing?

      Oh, that’s right, that’s the same programming every night on the ABBC these days! Cunts!

      • Thanks for the tip, Dick… We can now look forward to another ‘Sir’ Lenny Of Henry ego-wank, and fat fuck Corden being a total prick and locking celebrity arse… Not forgetting BBC newsreaders doing a crappy song and dance routine for the umpteenth time… And those miserable cunts off NeverEnders trying to be funny and ‘do comedy’… Then there’s Paddy Poove Norton, Jonofan Woss, French and fucking Saunders, and cunts like, Saint Gary Of Linekunt, Ewan McArselick and Lily Mong tellng us not to go to the boozer and give all our hard earned to ‘man-child’ w@gs….
        And I bet Brendan Cunting Cox appears too…

        Bollocks!

      • But Norman +RWAC, I was planning to sit in a bath-tub full of baked-beans while dressed as Katy Perry for 24 hours. I’ll make sure that the local paper comes and takes my photo,that way everyone will know just how “zany and wacky” I am,as well as how “caring and compassionate”.

        I’ll just put you down for a tenner each. (cash preferred)

        “Wont Somebody Please Think Of The Children. “

    • Cunt Nose Day more like. An evening totally wasted and put on for the benefit of very wealthy cunts telling us to “give us the fookin money”.
      Cunts.

  13. “…Excuse me, but since when were Polish, Punjabi and Urdu “community languages of the UK”?!”

    Uhm….well, when Poles, Indians and Pakistanis bagan living in the UK, I guess. Go on, ask me a hard one…. ; )

  14. Can we cunt anti-trump protestors?

    Don’t you dare attempt to control your own borders! All countries are the same you know! We in the West must endure, if necessary to the point of cultural extinction, for the sins of our forefathers. Mark these words, they are now gospel.

  15. Another stupid guardian reading cunt!!, when she’s had her 15 minutes of fame she should pop down and see the production team at Wallace and gromit, she’s a natural…

  16. Typical liberal progressive left wing bollocks, the same globalist bullshit being peddled by Labour shadow brexit minister in the commons right now. Labour pro EU, labour internationalist, labour cunts.

    Middle aged barrister with a knighthood representing the working class of Great Britain? My hairy arse he is.

    Sooner we wake up and eject the left from any position of power be that political or administrative the better off we will be.

    The enemy within, I give you the left.

    • The left have pushed, and are continuing to push, too far. They’re making a breeding ground for a far right movement, the Fucking idiots. And they’ll convince themselves they were always there waiting to come out. I hope I have dementia by the time the shit really kicks off.

      • There has been an adjustment to what is left and right in the last few decades. The far left are now regarded as the centre left and the centre right are now the far right. the further left or right they go the more similar their opinions, everyone else is wrong and only our opinions should be allowed.

  17. I see the usual suspects were out last night in Whitehall (Lily Mong, Linekunt etc) protesting against the perfectly sensible interim ban put in place by Trump.
    Firstly what the fuck has it got to do with any of us what the USA do in relation to who goes to that country. They have enough home grown nutters without importing any more.
    Secondly these virtue signalling cunts bash on about a muslim ban. No it isn’t you ignorant fucks. Do yourselves a favour and actually read the Executive Order. It doesn’t mention muslims. But why let the facts get in the way of a night out with fellow cunts.
    Thirdly I am sure Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck what they say. On the contrary it will almost certainly reinforce his view that he is right to do what he is doing.
    A politician putting into practice what he said he was going to do. That’s what has taken them by surprise. Get used to it wankers he has at least 4 years.

  18. Sadistic cunt….for non-linguists , learning these languages would be like scaling Everest in carpet slippers. Polish – the language of j’s , z’s and a few other consonants strung together without the aid of vowels. I don’t know precisely how difficult to learn Urdu or Punjabi phonetically , let alone deciphering the scripts they are written in – not very easy I would hazard for someone not endowed with your massive intellect , Frau Gobshite.. anyhow far easier , and worthwhile to pick up a few French , Italian and Spanish phrases such as ” sucer mes testocles ” , ” chuper mis testocles” and “succhiare il mio testocles” , thus enabling one to romance sun-kissed Mediterranean beauties , while impressing them with your urbane charm.( rather than ssac moje jadra or mere adakosa suck – thanks translater).

    • Pretty much. the Polish Scrabble set consists of the letters W. K. Y. Z and T with one of each vowel. It is simple manners to learn the language and English is the most important language on Earth. If Johnny Foreigner or any other Abdul, Mohammad or Ishmael wants to speak their benighted language then THEY can pay for translations. You live in MY country you speak my country’s language. If that causes a problem, then fuck off. You come to MY country you adapt to US not we to your benighted barbarian savagery. Again, you don’t like it, don’t let the door hit you on the way out…

      • +1 from me on this point. You could take it further, as I do, simply as a resetting the balance type of deal. I currently reside in Greece and refuse to speak anything other than LOUD English to anyone with body odour (which is about 99% of the populous) When I get some smarmy Greek cunt turning on the perfect English, I turn on my native full 100% yam yam wolves accent just to be a pain in the fucking arse.

      • That’s exactly what I’ve started doing.
        About two months ago, i decide to stop speaking Spanish apart from speaking to my aunt, daughter and dealer.
        And the same as you, when they speak English to me, I put on the strongest Scottish brogue , and when they don’t understand me, i say , i thought you could speak English.
        Well it cheers me up.
        Even in shops, i just grunt and nod.

        I DON’T SPEAK SPANISH, MATE !
        Fuck em.
        Twisted cunt , i am.

  19. Well the interfering anti-democratic MPs have made it clear that they intend to guarantee that the UK gets a “worst of both worlds” deal as part of exiting the EU (if indeed the bill is passed – facist cunts): a poorer trade deal and still having to accept EU law and STILL allowing every cunt and their mangey dog from every backwards corner of the EU to come into the UK (and add FURTHER strain to our infrastructure and services).

    Cunts of special note are:

    Cunt Clarke
    Nick Cunt
    and some SNP cunt

    One MP deserving of an un-cunting is Kate Hoey who eloquently stated the condescension of fellow MPs in branding all “leavers” as “thick racists” and to get on with invoking Article 50.

    Obviously that doesn’t fit in with the ABBCs agenda and so they cut her statement short – having heard Ken Clarke pontificate and drivel on for almost half and hour, and the nobody Nick Clegg spout bilge for nigh-on 15mins.

    The totally impartial ABBC. What a nest of cunts!

    • ALL SNP ‘s are cunts ,no need to differentiate. As for the BBC, any pretence of neutrality has gone. They have an agenda involving climate change, socialism, liberal values and not upsetting immigrants ,muslims and other ragheaded smelly cunts.
      It’s really obvious now that the wankers who run the place are not going to be shifted; I know that the others are a bit dubious but I will not watch that dodgy pompous Welsh cunt Edwaardes who reads the news or the skinny bitch off Antiques Road show who is so far up her own arse she can smell toothpaste. so I watch ITV news or Sky ,not much better I know but not that snotty bunch of cretins.
      I hate fucking adverts so I don’t want the fucking BBC to go but there needs a big stiff broom in there, plenty of shit to clear out.

  20. Bob Dylan is a cunt.

    This guy is the biggest cunt on the face of earth.This fucking guy can’t sing, can’t play any musical instrument on l a basic level especially the harmonica( it sounds like two car horns fucking each other badly) and got rich by being a fake revolutionary libertarian cunt who actually doesn’t give a shit about anything( especially the quality of is own music) or anyone.He thinks is a great musician and that today ‘s music and sound quality in albums is all shit.
    On top of that this fuckin cunt wins the noble prize of literature and is ego is so fucking massive that he even does not attend to the ceremony or humbly decline the award, because i’m sure he fuckin knows he is cunt and that he doesn’t deserve it..

    Fuck you Bob Dylan , try to play harmonica with your arsehole maybe it would sound better you cunt, and I sure hope i see your dead cunt post quickly.

    (I’m not a native english speaker so i apologize for any linguistcal mistake)

      • I can speak Punjabi and I can’t understand a word the scruffy, groaning, shitheap droans out of his yap. He Would benefit from a good running over with a cement truck full of liquid lead. He was on the radio today and I said to the Mrs “how did that cunt get famous, he is fucking dog egg at singing” I pity the nit nurse combing his Velcro like swede when he was a child, I bet she found all manner of shit in his rug.

  21. Off topic but important re Trump and the snowflakes. Sign this :

    ‘Donald Trump should be invited to make an official State Visit because he is the leader of a free world and U.K. is a country that supports free speech and does not believe that people that appose our point of view should be gagged.’

    This is growing very quickly (8000 + added in last hour, over 125,000 at time of writing).

    https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/178844

    • I’ll sign it but if it’s anything like the last pro-Brexit petition that was established (following an anti-Brexit petition which had a few snowflakes votes in it) they’ll simply pull the pro-Brexit petition.

      In modern libtard Britain that is how democracy works: get the result they want it’s democratic, get the result they don’t want belly-ache and cry like babies until they get the result they want.

      And now they’ve got their way on having a debate in Trump coming over on 20th Feb. May should have just said: “He’s coming!”

      • I’ve signed it but I have a feeling it will get pulled before the Trump debate is heard in the 20th.

    • But why does it have to be a State Visit though? How does *not* having dinner with the Queen during a visit to Downing Street impinge on anyone’s freedom of speech? The original anti-Trump petition did not oppose him visiting Downing Street or Parliament, simply opposed his visit being accorded the pomp, ceremony and symbolism of a State Visit.

      http://imgur.com/a/or0Dj

      • Because as an incumbent President it should be a state visit and the sooner the better IMO!

        Fuck all modern liberals – you facist cunts!

      • “it should be a state visit” isn’t a reason. Why should it be a state visit? There are precedents for meeting the Queen and for NOT meeting the Queen.

      • I agree the wording could be better – but I defo think he shouldn’t be barred. We’re honouring the office not the man.
        After all, we invited Mugabe ffs! CNN are covering the ‘duelling petitions’ as they call it but as predicted nothing on the BBC

      • Which is why when the 80 or 90-odd Democrats (and a few Republicans to boot) did a no show at Trump’s inauguration that it was in fact more of a slight on the position in office rather than the man.

        Or, as ex WW2 Captain George, who used to walk up and down the line when I was a kid used to say: “You salute the rank, not the man.”

        As I have said in a previous cunting: Donald Trump, actually making good on his pre-election pledges – what a lying cunt eh!

        I only wish we had such lying cunts in our own circles like “no private tuition fees” and “no to privatising the NHS” and lo-and-behold those two staples of a Labour Govt pissed on by “New Labour” (or “Old Tories”) Blair and his ilk.

        His tenure was the start of this shit and Ken Clarke saying: “All these old people ruining the future of our children and grandchildren.”

        Oh that would be the same “old people” who voted for the EEC not some totalitarian unelected cunt-fest known as the EU!

      • I think us Brits have to separate the man from the office . No matter his foibles , he is certainly no worse than many guests received by the Queen and may in future prove to be considerably better. We cannot risk damaging our relations with the US by snubbing The Donald and , in any case , by not according him a State visit , I feel we are essentially appeasing some anti-democrats at a time when we should be showing strength of purpose.

      • We gave that commie cunt that runs China a state visit. No cunt batted an eye, no one mentioned human rights not even the lefty cunts, no MENTION even the humiliation of Muslims that is common practice in China.

        Trump is president of our closest ally, some cunts love to Trump, me I ask what has he done apart from fuck over the snowflake left and keep that wicked witch out of office.

      • The Donald is simply doing what he told every cunt he was going to. I cant understand why they are NOW surprised or that they think they can change it.

        They should be glad they are in a country where they can call the president a cunt as I am sure of the did so in the countries he has exercised his ban to they would be hanging off a crane in the streets by now the cunts. Cunts need to move on, there is nothing more to see and nothing will change it. If they cant get what they want get a fucking job and start to pay for it.

    • ….Just in case anyone has ‘tried to sign’ and it hasn’t appeared in their inbox …. mine came through in my ‘junk’ folder.

      … as a bye the way … Radio Scotland had a march ‘protestor’ woman being interviewed at the start of the week. She started the interview with an apology for her croaking voice … “I’m so sorry for my voice, but I spent all weekend screaming” … her words and proud of it.
      Now, I think I, and probably many others, grew out of screaming if they didn’t get their own way when they were about three or four years old. Generally you learn that screaming for what you want doesn’t work … unless you are an utter Cunt !!!

  22. It would be great if America put a travel ban on all the British slebs protesting against Trump.
    They are militants after all.
    No tour of grubby clubs for the Lilly Allen to promote her tat.
    And no lads trips to Vegas for linekar and his lads to have a beano.
    I bet if lily Allen and Linekar were known over there, and made money there, they’d shut the fuck up

  23. Lily and Linekar packed their bags
    And tried to enter America
    But they were stopped
    By a travel ban
    From Trump, Trump, Trump

    • “A Merrye Jest on the Sad Demise of Reason in Olde Englande”
      With the assistance of my colleague Henry Westons.

      All together now…

      To Calais, a travelling media circus came…
      They bought a non-intelligent mongoloid and Lily was her name…

      One dark night, she slipped her potty mouth
      And off she ran back to Mongostan and was never seen again…

      Lily the elephant packed her trunk and said hello to the circus
      Off she went with a Trumpety Trump, Trump Trump Trump…

      Lily the elephant packed her trunk and trundled back to obscurity…
      We don’t care that she apologised on behalf of her cunt-ery…

      Off she went with a Trumpety Trump, Trump Trump Trump…

      The head of the libtard herd was calling, far far away
      They met one night in the silver light on the road to a migrant camp…

      Off she went with a Trumpety Trump, Trump Trump Trump…

      Night by night…
      She danced to the media band…

      When Lily was leading the big parade…
      She looked so thick and bland…

      Lily the elephant packed her trunk and said hello to the circus…
      Off she went with a Trumpety Trump, Trump…Trump…Truuuuummmp! Hic…pardon!

  24. I briefly met Phil the Greek many years ago. He shook hands with us all and gave us a truckload of leftover Royal food, very nice chap indeed. Watch a programme on you tube called “the duke of hazard” its hilarious, he genuinely does not give a fuck at all, top bloke.

      • What always make me smirk when I see old Philip, is when he meets an attractive young lady.
        You can almost hear him say “I say, you’re a fine young filly aren’t you, would you like to see some horse brasses? Wot Ho”

  25. I don’t think learning these languages are necessary at all, after all flipping the middle finger or sticking the V’s up is understood in all languages!

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