The US military

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I wouldn’t trust the US military to complete an operation even as simple as sticking a post in a fat bird.

Their special forces don’t look that special to me.
Take that Bin Laden malarkey for starters. They spent years and billions looking for the cunt. Scouring the whole region, mountains, cave systems etc.

And where was the cunt all that time?…….at home.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Having dealt with the US military on multiple occasions over the years they leave a lot to be desired. The airforce seem to be reasonably acute, army and navy less so, and the Marines are as dumb as a bunch of blind, deaf, legless chimps. The vast majority of these fuckwhits chew tobacco and gob the slimy shit all over the shop, some even leaving it in cups, the dirty cunts.

I had the misfortune of hosting a group of USMC once and they had a similar amount of computing power as a bag of tangerines. Oxygen thieves to a man.

Nominated by: Thorax Cockslammer

25 thoughts on “The US military”

  1. Even so, I’d take them in a heartbeat over the untrustworthy shower of shite which makes up the rest of the EU. Or – when Juncker has his way – they become HIS EU Armed Forces.

    And don’t forget, when the Yanks go into battle they bring all the toys to play with, rather than the two pea-shooters and a catapult that successive governments from John Bull Major onwards has left us with!

    Our Armed Forces MUST be the best in the world given what they have to work with. We should begin reinvesting in our Armed Forces immediately and begin legitimate recruitment campaigns (rather than the odd lip-service ad on TV).

    The cunts in government from Major onwards have essentially sacked off the experienced soldiers in deference to recruiting newbies (to save money) and to replace these positions of experience with “Dad’s Army” TA replacements (to save money).

    So you tell me – HM Gov’t – if it were to kick off, who do you want covering our backs, some cunt with two tours of Iraq/Afghanistan or some cunt who’s done a couple of weekends playing paintball?

    Answers on a postcard to:

    You Thick Politician Bastards Competition
    Useless Twats
    PO Box CUNT

  2. They will prob go private and hire Mercenaries from south Africa,Thats how fucking daft they be.

  3. I have nothing against yanks per se, but I do wish their fucking airmen would stop renting all the houses down my road and waking me up at 4am when they go to work.

    Better still, take your air bases and fuck off home and defend freedom’s future in your own country?

    • That would be great if we had any sort of defensive capability left. Truth is we don’t as our forces were being set up to fit into an EU army model by successive governments. As a stand alone military LabCon castrated our armed forces the treacherous cunts

  4. If I had to choose someone’s military to protect me, it would be the Israeli army. They’re the best in the world, simply because they have to be.

      • Well if your a heeb that would make sense, they are the best in the world because they have a crazy unlimited amount of funding from other nations . What did the uk give IDF last year something like 24 million or something?

      • Here, here CC.
        Never really understood the anti Israeli stance in this country.
        The Arab vermin (as quite rightly described by you) have made it clear on many occasions they would like to obliterate Israel so all power to the Israelis elbow in bombing them or whatever they need to do to protect themselves.

      • The US are giving them $38 billion, that’s BILLION, over the next ten years. Its cash and weapons.
        Looking for the UK’s donations, all i could find was a report that said the UK gives £6 billion a year, but that seems too high for me.
        Simon Cowell gave £100.000 a couple of years ago.

        Even though I’m pro Israel, i think it’s a bit rich claiming the land as their own and getting other countries to help pay for it .

      • The anti Israeli stance in this country is mostly that bunch of snowflake minidicks in the labour party. The Grand Masters of Cuntingham, Livingstone,Galloway and Corbyn have always embraced the murdering wankstains that live in the tossed out shitholes that infest that godforsaken pile of dirt.
        Just as they loved the IRA or that cunt Castro or any murdering ponce that put his hand up, always predictable that they would side with any fucking shitinhispants arab camel cocksucker.

      • Sounds like a plan. You could do it on the HMS Queen Elizabeth. Its got no aircraft and I suspect never will, so will make an ideal floating car park, or they can build an Ikea store on the flight deck. And we had the nerve to laugh at the Soviet , sorry, Russian ( old habits eh! ) Admiral Kuznetsov……

  5. Women’s darts deserves a cunting.

    I was watching the Channel 4 coverage from the Lakeside last week, every fucking day we had to endure a women’s game.
    Fuck me, how is it possible in a game which requires NO strength, NO athleticism can the womens game be so far from the Men’s?
    I kid you not, I was watching to old carpet munchers (one Dutch and one English) and supposedly the English woman was the world champion, and she scored….wait for it…… THREE with THREE fucking darts.
    Jesus fucking wept, even those Northern women dart player cunts on Bullseye could score higher.
    I swear one leg I watched culminated with the 501 being checked out in 32 darts!.
    I used to be pretty good in my teens, 180’s commonly, 15 dart finishes and I even won £50 off a friends friend when he challenged me by saying in the Pub “I’ll give you £50 if you can hit the Bullseye in 1 dart” when he was told I was a decent player.
    I don’t know what was more shocking, the fact I hit it or the fact he actually paid up 🙂

    • I noticed that. So the beeb can’t even afford the BDO Darts anymore! Cunts!

      I enjoyed the final even though the PDC lads would stuff them like turkeys.

      • My missus said to me,
        “What are you looking at on that laptop?”
        “Just seeing if I can get us some cheap flights” I replied.
        “Your a thoughtful, kind bloke” she said, then dropped to her knees and sucked my cock like her life depended on it.

        I reckon she’ll let me fuck her up the arse if I get her new darts to go with em…..

  6. Oh here we go another white privileged racist talking common sense.

    https://youtu.be/rjsfVzl-meQ

    Does he not know that today’s meritocracy is based on virtue signalling and moaning on TwitBook!

    No one cares if you started at the bottom and worked your way up, fools!

    Generation snowflake want that now without putting any effort in! I mean 100 likes on your TwitBook page has to be on a par with 27yrs military service, followed by a successful tenure as a partner in a law firm?

    That’s just stupid! We want stuff now now NOW! For me me ME!

    —-

    On a less sarcastic note, that’s probably the most sense I’ve heard anyone make in yonks. Totally lost on the “we’re not listening – talk to the hand” libtard SJW masses. Cunts!

  7. Looks like the US are bored with Europe and particularly bored of paying for the privilege of paying for it, so its down to the EU Army then. That should be entertaining . They wont be able to load or fire their weapon but will be more than competent at defining what constitutes racist and sexist behaviour. Maybe they’ll get a Clown Tank where the tracks fall off when they sound the horn just to get the point across. Plus all the snowflakes dont have to worry about getting a degree in media studies now. They can be conscripted and spend the next two years on the Estonian border giving the Russian Third Shock Army their version of a War Face. Nice to have responsibility for your own defence isnt it??

  8. “I’ve said this, if I thought a Muslim registry was being set up that violates the Constitution and violates who we are and would make us less safe because it’d make it easier for groups like ISIL to recruit and radicalize homegrown terrorists, I might have to say something about that.” -Barrack Hussein Obama on Trumps terrorist registery plan

    Obummer literally just said this, the same bellend responsible for the most unchecked refugee moslems being immigrated to america and 4 major terrorist attacks happened while president mind you nevermind the thousands of minor offences,rapes, thefts. I cant stand this contradicting hypocritical cunt Hes against a fucking terrorist registery FFS! and he just currently released high level terrorists from bloody Gitmo…. unfucking-believable

  9. Having dealt with them I would say that their MRE’S have a much better quality toilet paper than we got in our compo rations!
    This may have changed overtime (or at least I would hope it has)

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