Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly identified WWE wrestler Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka as the next dead cunt.Snuka has kicked the bucket aged 73 and was charged with killing his girlfriend but was spared trial due to ill health.So we move on to Dead Pool 50.
Here’s the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Here are my five:
Tony Booth Ray Wilson Glen Campbell Reverend Billy Graham Kirk Douglas
Like I’ve said before fellow cunters, always include a pro wreslter – they are normally a shoe in for this.
‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
George Soros
Michael Hesletine
Donald Trump
Dory Funk Jr
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Prince Philip
Doris Day
David Attenborough
Stuart hall
Rolf Harris
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Cher
Chevy Chase
Richard Wilson
Burt Reynolds
Christopher Biggins
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Michael Caine
Gorden Kaye
Vivienne Westwood
Franz Beckenbauer
Jimmy Greaves
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Stirling Moss
Angelo Salvodi
Prince Edward the Duke of Kent
John Redwood
Tim Fallon
Well done Prime Minister Sinister, I have chosen Angelo Salvodi on your recommendation of picking a pro wrestler.
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Extra words of advice, don’t just go for the old ones in their 70s and 80’s, go for the ones who were ‘roiders and total druggies in the 1980s and 90s as well – although a fair few have already croaked over the years anyway.
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Oh fuck, I fucked that up. Angelo Salvodi is already dead, what a cunt I am.
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I will have “Cowboy” Bob Ellis to replace the already deceased Angelo Salvodi.
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Nice work PMS, and in that vein here are my selections this time around;
Paul Orndorff
William Regal (Darren Matthews)
Adrian Street
Ric Flair
Jan Michael Vincent
Jan Michael, although not a wrestler, being on his last leg for years…….
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
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Sidney Poitier
Iris Apfel
Kenny Lynch
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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Jill Gascoine
Gregg Allman
Jake LaMotta
Baroness Trumpington
Buster Bloodvessel
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Not Buster surely! He lives over here in BG, was hoping to see him live, oh well….
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Fucks Sake, I should have checked on the fat fucker before I nominated him…the morbidly obese gut-bucket’s lost all the weight. He could live for years. Oh,well just have to hope that old Buster has a fatal accident.
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You wouldn’t recognise him now, just looks like a normal common or garden overweight ugly English expat cunt these days.
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Muslim downstairs
Muslim wife downstairs
Muslim mother in law downstairs
Muslim son (4years) downstairs
June Brown
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Bruce Forsythe
George Bush Senior
Olivia De Havilliand
Vera Lynn
David Rockerfeller
Please, thanks and congrats to PM Sinister
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Thanks for stealing Brucie from Black and White Cunt! 😀
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Oh, not Olivia… please… I love her to bits…
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Jim Bowen
Denis Norden
Gordon Banks
Bruce Forsythe
Des O’connor
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Bruce is taken I’ll have Paul Gascoigne
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Annoying, isn’t it…? 😀
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It’s funny how we get attached to our nominees. You’re right though it is annoying. Quite a clever game with rules to match.
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Prime Minister Sinister… Nice one…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Wilf McGuinness
Geoffrey Bayldon
Charles Manson
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Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Morrissey
Oscar Pistorius
Former Pope Benedict
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Ian Brady
Peter Sutcliffe
Bear Grylls
Robert Mugabe
Michael Moore.
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I nominate:
Prince Phillip
Joan Collins
Ridley Scott
William Shatner
Chris Christie
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Robert Mugabe
John Kerry
Rupert Murdoch
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
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Tuheitia Paki
Hone Harawira
Titiwhai Harawira
Len Brown
Winston Peters
Pfft, fucking useless cunts, hurry up and get me a winner.
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Some Kiwis known outside of the land of the long white cloud.
Colin Meads
Sid Going
Brian Lochore
Waka Nathan
Ian Kirkpatrick
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Are those your noms Cuntstabble Cuntbubble?
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Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Meryl Streep
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Fuck I’m just now noticing the 1st post stole george soros from me….. bastard!
Theresa May
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Bonio
Cuntdorf
Barry Bright
Flabbott
Eddie Izzard
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Clive James
John Hurt
Leslie Phillips
Brian Cant
Tony Britton
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Nice one PMS………..
Tony Pulis
Pepe Mel
Lady Sonia
Peter North
Alan Lancaster
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Lord Peter Carrington
Peter Sallis
Pierre Cardin
Herman Wouk
Javier Perez de Cuellar
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George A Romero
John Carpenter
Colin Dexter
Hal Holbrook
Ron Jeremy
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Pepe Mel
Tony Pulis
Peter North
Alan Lancaster
Ben Dover
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Congrats PM Sinister
John Noakes
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
Frank Williams
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Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
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Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Angela Lansbury
Jimmy Carter
Stirling Moss
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