Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly identified WWE wrestler Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka as the next dead cunt.Snuka has kicked the bucket aged 73 and was charged with killing his girlfriend but was spared trial due to ill health.So we move on to Dead Pool 50.
Here’s the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Here are my five:
Tony Booth Ray Wilson Glen Campbell Reverend Billy Graham Kirk Douglas
Tom Wilkinson
Roy Hudd
Ken Dodd
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dog
Silvio Berlusconi
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Dogs don’t count I think
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Nope they don`t.
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Virginia Wade
Martin McGuinness
John Hume
Jack Charlton
Brian Murphy
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Gene Cernan astrocunt, popped his clogs I’m guessing no one had him?
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Bernie Ecclestone
Barry Cryer
Bernard Cribbens
Tom Baker
Bruce Springsteen
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Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Brian Matthew
Desmond Morris
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Mr.T
Cher
Dennis Skinner
Ted DiBiase
Cheech Marin
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I see Cher is taken so I’d like to replace her with Linda Grey.
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So-called ‘Magic Alex’ has kicked the bucket…
There’ll be all this shite about him being The Beatles ‘electronics guru’
but in reality he was just a hanger on and John Lennon’s bitch: and the pair of them (plus You Ono Who!) treated poor Cynthia like crap and stitched her up good and proper…
No wonder George Harrison thought ‘Magic Alex’ was a cunt…
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Yeah didn’t he hit on cynthia while Lennon was rooting Yoko behind her back? He also promised to build a reveluationary studio for recording but fucked the thing up Magic Alec was a opportunist and a real spin doctor
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True… Lennon put Alex up to hitting on Cyn so he could blame her for their divorce… He also gave Alex the address of an Italian hotel Cyn was staying at, so he could turn up and pile on the pressure and be seen by ‘witnesses’…. It was also Alex who turned Lennon against the Maharishi, by spreading that Mia Farrow bollocks… He also agreed to testify that it was him and Cynthia who were to blame by committing adultery, just to make John and Yoko look good…Alex was a cunt and Lennon was an even bigger cunt… The way he (with Klein’s help) also hounded Yoko’s ex, Tony Cox, was disgraceful… What a twat…
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Both Georges (Harrison and Martin) hated Alex…. And there is no tribute or mention on the official Beatles website… So maybe Macca and Ringo aren’t arsed either… Can’t say I blame them…
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The fact Lennon got so charmed by his stupid blinking box shows what a bloody moronic Liverpudlian simpleton he was. He also was easily impressed by Yoko’s stupid hammer exhibit
Also another fun fact Brian Jones apparently introduced Magic Alex to Lennon probably just wanted to get rid of the cunt after the disastrous final 3 week tour they did using some lightshow Alex put together. To think they could of taped it instead of paying for the dumb light show Yeah Magic Alex was definitely a deceitful conman
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Farron
Lilly Mong
Farron
Lilly Mong
Farron
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Unless anyone pinched them while I wasn’t looking, my usual:
Helmut Kohl
John Le Carre
Barry Humphreys
Norman Foster
Ennio Morricone
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Meat Loaf
Virginia Wade
Stephen Sondheim
Ted ‘The Count’ Hankey
Bruce Buffer
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Test to see if the bastard is letting me post yet
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For those of you cunts that have speculated on me whereaboits I have not been at Her Majesty’s pleasure or indeed croaked God fuck you.
Doin to the buggering anti troll software. Kept black balling a chap. Anyway back now I trust and with a vengeance.
Forced me to scroll through all the noms to check if you bastard cunts have filched all me regulars. You have damn your eyes and bollocks.
So here we go:
Jim Dale
Vanessa Fielding
Doris Day
Giscard d’Estaing
Murray Walker
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Good to see you back, Sir….
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Isn’t Murray already dead?
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All right
Tony Bennett
instead orf Doris
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I’m sticking with my same cunts. Copy and paste, in no particular order…
Peter Sallis
Pierre Cardin
Lord Peter Carrington
Leah Bracknell
Jake Lamotta
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Think you’ll find I’ve already got the first three of those…
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