Cats need a good cunting on here. Full bowl of food and the fuckers still murder anything smaller than them and they’ll only shit in other people’s gardens, normally those like me with kids.
They are solitary animals too, so no, they don’t love you, you’re just the daft cunt that feeds the selfish murdering little fucker.
My dog should be an honorary member of the RSPB, she fucking hates cats.
Nominated by: Blimpo
Cats are ignorant aloof cunts, of course. But so are cat owners. Especially the old, dried-up vadge spinstery cunts who keep 25 cats locked up in a shoebox that stinks the whole block of flats out with an aroma rivaling that of a multi-story car park stairwell of an early Sunday morning.
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Thats precisely why I like cats. You are all cunts.
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Well said, that man. Dogs are daft cunts who follow their ‘masters’ around minlessly. Cats are cunts and proud of it. A cat’ entire life is lived in the pursuit of their own happiness and they couldn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything else. Cat owners know this and, as you say, that’s why we fucking love them….
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Well said, that man. Dogs are mindless followers, cats do what they want, when they want. That’s why we fucking love them…
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“cats do what they want, when they want. That’s why we fucking love them…”
Surely you’re thinking of muslims.
Dog obey (some) rules and like having fun… A proper British animal.
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Dogs are cunts too, the only animal that people use to protect themselves with (yeh right! Mine is an ex racer and will happily do 40mph in the opposite direction of any perceived threat) yet can wheedle its way into your bedroom on fireworks night and then stink the place out with eye watering flatulence.
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A good drop kick is what’s required followed by an angry jack Russell that will give the cunts some attitude adjustment
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I remember a pet expert/animal behaviourist on R5L and all these fucktards ringing in on how their tiddles were “so loving” and had “such wonderful personalities”, etc.
This is what the expert said: “I’ve had dogs and cats all my life. A dog is one of the most loving animals I know and it will defend it’s family to the death if need be – it’s instinctive to them. It’s great that all of you have these wonderful experiences with your cats but of all the ones I’ve had, the most love I ever received from any of them was a thinly veiled layer of contempt.”
Or to paraphrase: cats are cunts!
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Nope can’t agree with this. Of course dogs are better companions but not everyone can keep a dog. Although a cats main interest is food they can in fact be quite loving ,of course each cat is different. It is a bit of a pain every morning though at 5 am the little fucker meowing to be let out.
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The RSPB or Bird Gestapo estimate about 50m birds are caught by cats every year which seems bollocks to me since that is a real fucking shedload and there doesn’t seem to be any shortage of the little fuckers.
But cats are horrible little fuckpots that really need culling and they are fucking useless except to stroke and maybe they are vadge lickers , that rough tongue must get the ladies mewing!
What gets me is that the bastards don’t seem to eat birds ,just kill and wound for fun, at least I shoot for the pot, not to watch the poor sods dying. People we know have one of those weird Burmese or something horrible ugly fuckers that actually cannot go out because if it gets wet, it’s fur cannot be untangled so it has to be sheared.!!
I’m not kidding ,the fucking thing has been bred to sit indoors licking it’s arse and anything else presented to it and just eat and shit. Fuck me running, some people are just weird.
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Sack, stones, canal, sploosh, job done. Fluffy, garden shitting, furball cunts.
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My cats are ace… So bollocks..
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We have four cats plus a dog. Like living in a Tom & Jerry cartoon sometimes but they are all priceless…
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Your dog must be a cunt for letting you have cats.
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I know for shore theirs lots on here who love,Yes just love sweet pussy’s,More tea vicar.
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Don’t have a problem with cats, but they are a bunch of pussies.
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The reason some people don’t like cats is because they’re not like dogs, but then you can’t expect them to be, they’re not pack animals. They don’t need to feel they’re part of your family but they’re willing to interact with you. Try not feeding a dog and see how much it ‘loves’ you.
When I’ve made friends with a cat, I feel I’ve achieved something, because cats don’t give a shit either way. Mine’s a little bugger, she does things to wind me up but she has her endearing little ways and I’d miss her if she wasn’t around.
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It doesn’t do things “to wind you up”. It’s not a fucking person, it’s acting on instinct for self-preservation.
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Cats aren’t so bad,there’s a semi-feral one that lives in one of the byres outside. Fucking good ratter,but I do drown its’ kittens if I can find them,and take a pot-shot at any tom cat that happens to come calling.
Prefer dogs,but then again, I prefer dogs to people so I suppose that doesn’t say much.
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Yeah dogs are great but they have there cuntish behaviors as well but generally loyal, well behaved when you treat them right. Also speaking of mice & rats they are even better at catching them then moggies, moggies are opportunists when it comes to mice catching.
My birddog pointer-brittany mix can kill mice in a few seconds flat…. if they are in view of course
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I grew up with cats, with my first job being on a farm followed by working in a mill (so lots of mice and rats).
I’ve never ever come across a cat willing to take on a rat, it’s too risky for them, as rats put up too much of a fight.
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Oh,believe that one will.
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Of course cats kill rats, the more I think about it,the stranger your statement seems. I grew up on,and have lived on farms all my life,and nobody would have kept cats around if they didn’t keep rats down. Terriers and the like are good ratters,but there’s no way that a farm in the old days relied on dogs to keep rats down all year round.
But perhaps all the farm cats I’ve known are exceptions. Attenborough might come and make a film about them.
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Type rat terrier or ratters in youtube I’ think you’ll see why dogs are better at catching rats then moggies. Rats can get fairly large and are too testy in certain circumstances which could frighten smaller moggies.
Cats can definitely kill rats that I won’t argue on, they are good at it but dogs do it faster and better Apparently Minks are pretty good at rat catching too https://youtu.be/90L474ao3KE
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Go to youtube and type in “cats killing rats”.
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I stand corrected Dick Fiddler. Sorry bud!
The cats by me in Cheshire must be a right bunch of pussies!!!
The ‘ship’s cat’ makes a bit more sense too now.
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Typical soft,southern cats, Blimpo… up Northumberland we know how to breed the fuckers tough!!!
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Best thing to extreminate rats?
A ferret… They are masters at it…
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Very true. I’m allergic to cats and I’ve got no time for them. I go out shooting as well to bag some decent meat. Give me a decent working Springer or a Lab as a companion any old day. These cat shows are fucking laughable. I had the displeasure of being dragged along to one a few years ago and I fucked out of there after a few minutes.
A hall full of sad old cunts, wet librarian types in their brown tartan skirts, newly-discovered vocational mumsnetters with little Harriet Pancetta in tow and paying nearly a grand for a kitten to keep up their social kingdom status on Wankbook and competitive vinegar-titted breeders in their white CSI labcoats trying to out-purr each other with their different agendas and who’s cat can shit the highest contests. What a vanload of cunt. The stench of cat-shit fills the air. I’d rather be walking across a frosted field with a nice little 20 bore tucked under my arm any old day.
Although the big cats, Lion, Tiger, Leopard, Jaguar etc are impressive.
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Cats are fucking vermin owned by cunts. Should only be allowed out on leads. A cat on one end and a cunt on the other.
People who own the fuckers let them put their arses on tables and work surfaces, the house smells of catshit and piss. I was at a dinner party once where the owner let her cats sit on the buffet table among the food. We made our excuses and left. What is wrong with these cunts?
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No Rats are vermin owned by cunts my moggie killed two ugly mice in the last month and yet they are useless?! The amount of pussy….cat hate on here is unbelievable!
Yes pussies off the table that I agree with Cats might be leeches, independent and apathetic but that doesn’t mean they don’t like being grabbed and petted everyonce in awhile they need love too, You inconsiderate cat hating cunters!
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Some pussies just need to be grabbed they let you do it too!
@MrFluffles is a total disaster. Doesn’t play with yarn- very low energy! We need to get smarter & tougher on our kittens https://i.sli.mg/ADUK0o.jpg
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Yeah, cats are dirty cunts in the house. My lad has 2 an I can smell the piss when I go. Cats are takers not givers. Mind you our dog would sell me up the river for a piece of fucking cheese. Litte cunt.
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Having nine lives surely makes cats the best candidates for experimentation.
But on a more serious note, I’m no pet expert, but it appears that cats maybe smarter than dogs.
I don’t have either but it looks like, you own a dog…but a cat owns you.
And you never see a cat hanging out with a homeless type.
Dog wise….I’d steer clear of having one of those Retrievers or Labs, as a lot of their owners appear to go blind….
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I have a Patterdale Terrier and she’s a murdering little fucker too.
However, I’m a responsible owner that satisfies her need to hunt through play (plus lots of long lead walks) and who clears the garden of cats before letting her out.
What I don’t do is to let her wander the streets attacking what the fuck she likes.
Her need to hunt is my problem, but most cat owner don’t give flying fuck, they just let them out and that’s it. Ignorance is bliss and all that!
Well I’m done with clearing the garden to protect your little cunts. The Aussies have the best laws on this front, where if it’s off your land, then it’s fair game 👍
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Cats kill birds so they are cunts.
I keep a few good sized rocks handy for when they trespass into my garden.
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C’mon the birds.
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You, sir, are a CUNT….but you knew that, right?
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Cats are awesome. Well, some cats are awesome. Some can be aloof and I agree that cats shitting in the flower borders of neighbouring homes is not cool. However, at least most make an effort to bury it, unlike dogs who’ll just shit on your lawn and leave it there for you to discover. Lovely. Dogs in general are loud, dirty, needy and obnoxious. Cats in general are not. So cats win.
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Had a problem with cats shitting in my garden. In the local garden centre, I saw a cat repellent that was advertised as the most “awesome” and “effective” method of protecting your land from moggy intruders. On the label it stated that the product was the “spoor” of an african lion. Any cat sniffing the presence of an almighty predator would undoubtedly fuck right off and not come back. I could,nt wait. I paid my £5.99 for this lions turd or whatever, and rushed back home. I spread the shit all over my fucking garden and hid to watch ( many hours later ) the fucktard moggy arrives. I giggled in anticipation of seeing the hysterical crazed little twat take flight. Did it fuck! The bastard had a shite on top of the stuff I,d spread and calmly went about its usual. Cats are arrogant shite bags, and the shite I had bought was a right load of useless shite from the arse of another feline fucker! ALL cats are cunts!
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You Sir are a cunt.
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The ‘bigger cats shit’ as a deterrent is bollocks… An urban myth if ever there was one… Funny that cats get all this bad press, but we never hear of a pitbull cat savaging a baby in its cot, or a cat dropping a foot long turd on your driveway, or a ‘special breed’ (ie: deranged) of cat ferociously turning on its owner and biting their neck out, do we?.. Dogs are like the muslims of pets, while cats are like the white working class of domestic animals.. And dogs will drop turds all over the shop if allowed… In the 70s and 80s dogshit in gardens and on pavements was rife… It’s only because of health & safety nazis and better gates and fencing that it has declined… But that’s still no guarantee… If a dog can shit on your lawn, it will… Cunts…
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And at least cats clean themselves… Dogs will stink like fuck if given the choice… And they roll in shit…
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The difference is that dogs are under the control of their owners and all now legally have to be micro-chipped. Or they fucking should be! So it’s the owner who deserves a good kicking in person and a good cunting on here for being irresponsible by letting it shit wherever it likes.
Cats are a different kettle of fish though, with owners just chucking them out to do as they ducking please. Irresponsible Cunts!!!
Bob on about cats not killing kids directly, unlike some dogs owned by cunts, but what about the rancid little richards they leave around and no, most don’t even attempt to bury them round here anymore and due to the meat content cat shit is on a par with human shit.
No dog should be trusted with any kid, but no irresponsible cunt should be allowed to own a dog in the first place.
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http://motherboard.vice.com/read/feral-cats-cover-99-percent-australia
Ahh, this is why they have the best cat prevention laws 👍
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My old growler loves cats…….but he can”t eat a whole one…….Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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my next door neighbour has a sticker saying that on her front door
and she and her cat are both cunts
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