Bob Dylan

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Bob Dylan is a cunt.

This guy is the biggest cunt on the face of earth.This fucking guy can’t sing, can’t play any musical instrument on a basic level especially the harmonica (it sounds like two car horns fucking each other badly) and got rich by being a fake revolutionary libertarian cunt who actually doesn’t give a shit about anything (especially the quality of is own music) or anyone. He thinks is a great musician and that today‘s music and sound quality in albums is all shit.
On top of that this fuckin cunt wins the nobel prize of literature and his ego is so fucking massive that he even does not attend to the ceremony or humbly decline the award, because i’m sure he fuckin knows he is cunt and that he doesn’t deserve it..

Fuck you Bob Dylan, try to play harmonica with your arsehole maybe it would sound better you cunt, and I sure hope i see your dead cunt post quickly.

(I’m not a native english speaker so i apologize for any linguistcal mistake)

Nominated by Ram it on your arsehole Bob Dylan

48 thoughts on “Bob Dylan”

    • I had to Google Mike Love.
      As Mike Love is a cofounder of the washed up on the Beach Boys, I’m going with Mike Love.
      I always thought the Beach Boys were bubble gum tat, and I’m always amazed at how much they are respected in the world of music.
      Beach boys is for girls.

      • My favourite Beach Boys song though is actually ‘Feel Flows’ by Carl Wilson off ‘Surf’s Up’…

      • My favorite off of Surfs Up is long promised road by carl wilson. Carl unfortunately didn’t write many songs but you could tell he had a knack for it Surfs Up was a better album cause of his contributions.

        @ Mike love Fred obviously helped ruin the band and hes a baldy cunt Fun fact the short track “He gives speeches” was apparently written about Mike Love

        “Beach boys is for girls.” Fuck you birdman Beach boys were great wtf mate? just kidding but seriously how can you not like the beach boys? not even Pet sounds,wild honey or smiley smile

      • The Mater had their greatest hits, and used to play it every week. It used to drive me crazy the way her and my two sisters used to love it.
        That and The Carpenters.
        Every fucking weekend.

        Ba-ba-ba-ba
        Ba-ba-ahh- fuck off.

        I used to go upstairs and listen to my Adam And The Ants.

        Five – Guns – ah – We – est.

      • I respect your opinion adam and the ants were alright Dirks wear white sox was a decent album.

        Also Barba Ann is honestly the worst beach boys song possible but it is actually a oldie from some other band I think they were doo-wop group

      • I’ve ignored them for years, but there’ll probably come a day when i become a fan.
        I do that all the time.
        I used to hate the BeeGees until I heard Noel Gallagher and Andy Bell talk about their pre disco stuff.
        Not bad.

      • My Uncle saved like a cunt to go and see the Beach Boys live in the 60’s.

        He still likes their studio stuff but it was so overproduced (at the time) that the live stuff sounded nowt like the records. I mean you don’t expect an exact replica in a live environment but he said he was thoroughly disappointed with the whole experience.

        He used to maintain that Brian Wilson used to “butter his head” he was so out of it mentally at times???

    • That’s a real lyric board from his late 60’s album: “The Reality Sinks In.”

  3. Mike Love will always be the biggest cunt. I agree Dylan gave up trying to sing very early in his career, he’s no musician and his live concerts are for masochists only. However he has written some fantastic songs.
    He hasn’t collected the Nobel Prize although he did collect an award from Obummer – which was a bit shite.

  4. Dylan may well be a cunt. He usually shows contempt for his audiences by shoddy performance and doesn’t seem to rehearse the band who have to guess what’s coming, what key, time etc. However, he is right that modern popular music is shite.

  5. Leonardo Ulloa is, I’m sorry to say, a cunt.
    I love this guy, but his tweet about refusing to play for Leicester City again is out of order.
    He has scored some crucial goals for the Foxes, but hasn’t always been up to scratch.
    He says that Ranieri promised him a move if a bid of 4 or 5 million came in for him.
    Sunderland bid 7 million for him, but Leicester knocked it back.
    I can maybe understand his gripe, but this trend of openly stating on social media that a player won’t play for their employers again is out of order.
    Maybe Leicester don’t have better players than him up front, and Ranieri needs him.
    The cunts been made a millionaire by Leicester, and is cherished by the fans, so my gripe with him is that he should conduct his buisness in private, rather than acting the spoilt cunt.

    He must be a cunt if he feels that David Moyes and yo-yo Sunderland are the better option.

    • Football and loyalty, almost mutually exclusive words. Some of the fans are loyal, stupid but loyal following the same club thick and thin. Even a lot of the fans are plastic glory hunting cunts. If I hear some cunt say my second team once more…..second team my arse.

      Examples of football cuntishness

      Gary Arseaker
      Brendan “CUNT” Rodgers (why oh why is he not deemed worthy of a cunting)
      Liverpool FC

      I could go on

  6. NO! absolutely not. however, must nominate pearl Mackie for her one-expression-fits-all school of ‘acting’. no wonder pete is calling it a day having to work alongside a plank like her. DR Whoo-Dr Who.

  7. Leicester were unfortunate to lose their best player Kante to my lot.
    That said, it’s pretty much the same set up.
    I’m guessing Vardy and co. haven’t realised it’s a different season and are still staring at their medals….

    • Sixdog Vomit is right about second teams, but after the way the Chelsea fans reacted to helping Leicester win the league, I’ll always have a place in my heart for them and wish them well.
      Les-ta, championis and one Ranieri. Love it.
      I hope Chelsea win the league and everything else that doesn’t involve the Foxes.

  8. Syd Barrett had a few unkind words for Bob Dylan nothing incredibly verbal but he does question his honesty and integrity as a musican, brilliant song actually. It was supposed to be on his 2nd solo album but got held back by Gilmour because he didn’t want to promote controversy https://youtu.be/OornKD4_D9Q

  9. Rainy Day Women
    Bob Dylan

    Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trying to be so good
    They’ll stone you just like they said they would
    They’ll stone you when you’re trying to go home
    And they’ll stone you when you’re there all alone
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned
    Well, they’ll stone you when you’re walking on the street
    They’ll stone you when you’re tryin’ to keep your seat
    They’ll stone you when you’re walkin’ on the floor
    They’ll stone you when you’re walkin’ to the door
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned
    They’ll stone you when you’re at the breakfast table
    They’ll stone you when you are young and able
    They’ll stone you when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
    Then they’ll stone you and then they’ll say “good luck”
    Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned
    Well, they’ll stone you and say that it’s the end
    Then they’ll stone you and then they’ll come back again
    They’ll stone you when you’re riding in your car
    They’ll stone you when you’re playing your guitar
    Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned alright
    Well, they’ll stone you when you walk all alone
    They’ll stone you when you are walking home
    They’ll stone you and then say you are brave
    They’ll stone you when you are set down in your grave
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned

    yeah, great song writer = sarcasm

  10. I want to cunt the cunt who told that cunt he could sing. Dylan is a boring droning bag of shit, boring to listen to singing or talking this is a big bag of piss inflated by the usual flower children who rage against Trump and brexit.
    I hate the cunt with a passion ,he is a fucking nothing, I shit violently in his general direction.

    • Bobs Early stuff is ok-ish but I agree with you. How bout that billy bragg cunt protesting trump with bog dylans times they are a changing what a no talent cunt write your own song bragg you twit!

  11. I wonder how wankers (like me) have been downloading Suzie Best on xhamster tonight.
    Free advertising courtesy of The Sun.

  12. I can do a good mymic of Bob Dylan. He’s just so easy to copy.
    1 single tone (imagine a scoucer saying “jerrr” whilst holding his nose or suffering with a cold) with a child fucking about with the volume, then just read his lyrics and bingo!!! You’ve got yourself a tribute act 👍

  13. Amber Rudd is a cunt…
    The same clown who bottled out of demanding British companies actually count and confirm their numbers of foreign workers (until the leftard scum squealed ‘Racist!’) has today come out with more shit… Rudd has insisted that Trump’s ban on muslamsits will ‘help IS’…
    What? And letting the cunts run amok all over Europe, and letting unskilled, non- English speaking ‘child refugee’ men into the UK doesn’t?… Fuck off…

    T

    • Yeah, i heard that.
      I think it put me in some kind of black out, coz i forgot about it straight away, only remembering it, just now.
      Seriously.
      The world is going crazy, and its sending me there too.
      I feel like I’m in a seventies SciFi filum. The ones where everyone’s a slave , apart from the hero and a few others.

      Every day i find myself singing the last lines to The Stone Roses song , What The World Is Waiting For,
      Stop the world, Stop the world, I’m getting off, I’m getting Off.

      • Decca records.
        I used to have a tape of The Faces , The Decca Years, until my mate borrowed it and then loaned it to some thieving cunt, who never gave it back.
        All Or Nothing is amazing.
        I loved how dated/rough the recording sounded. This was not a remastered tape.
        I love the “buzz” ye hear in old un-remastered recordings like Ben E Kings Stand By Me.

      • Always preferred Donovan to Dylan myself… And Scott Walker pisses on Dylan as a singer and a songwriter…

      • The ‘SMALL’Faces.

        Bit stoned, first doob in a week.
        Thought I’d have a break. It was actually really easy, to my surprise.
        But that first doob in a week caught me unaware.

  14. Good cunting. Dylan has always been an arrogant cunt. He was the Lilly Allen of the sixties.

    • Best versions of Dylan songs were by others: like Manfred Mann (Mighty Quinn, Just Like A Woman), The Byrds (It’s All Over Now Baby Blue, Mr Tambourine Man) and the best thing to ever come from Dylan (sort of) was The Band… Must have pissed Bob off that his backing group was even better than he was…

      Also loved the exchange between Mick Jagger and Dylan in the 60s:

      Dylan: ‘I could have written ‘Satisfaction’… But you couldn’t have written ‘Desolation Row’….’

      Jagger: ‘Oh, I don’t think I’d have wanted to…’

      • I agree Norm the mellotron gives the song a unique touch where Bobs & the bands version had something missing to it. Brian does indeed play on watchtower he also played on a song called “ain’t nothing wrong with that”

  15. Random things that twist my melon #375

    When yer watching an informative programme and the way they explain the size/weight of things.

    When they explain the size of something with “the size of 72 football pitches or 48 Olympic size swimming pools.

    I spend the next few moments trying to add up in my mind what that looks like.

    Or,
    “The weight of something is 12 blue whales”.
    I’m fucked if i know how heavy that is.

    The reason i bring this up is, I’ve just heard the pressure of a pump is “the same as 6 elephants balancing on a chair”.
    I’m wondering what type of chair they’re talking about.

  16. I wont use the term “Emergency cunting on this” because the twat is stepping down.
    Allow me to introduce to you Kingsley Manning first class snowflake, total buffoon and former head of the Health and Social Care information centre.
    Next as to why he deserves this honour? Well let me explain a few minor information sharing points of the NHS, if you were to say accidently kill your wife and in-laws, up sticks to somewhere and register with your new local doctor, well they are bound to share this information with plod, Likewise should your child attend A+E with unexplained injury’s on a regular basis they will wave a little flag for social services and plod to see (you recall baby P the failing of the system)
    So now try this on for size Mr Kingsley Manning objects to sharing information with the home office about illegal immigrants registered with the NHS, further more he is shocked that they receive requests for information on 10,000 a year.
    I cant see any rationality to his problem, the NHS claims to be underfunded and over stretched so surly it would be his obligation to his employer (and the Tax payer) to help weed out the free loaders.
    I wonder what my Manning would do if he were to come home and find a family of illegal immigrants camped out in his back bedroom and helping themselves in the kitchen? Probably shop them I would imagine but his social and professional standards differ because its not his money, which then puts a rather large question mark over his suitability to do the job in the first place.
    What an utter cunt, good riddance go and work for Amnesty International with your “ethics”.

    • “…good riddance go and work for Amnesty International with your “ethics”.”

      And paycheck!

      “Oh yeah mate, does a lot of work for charity! A bee, bah-bah, b-b-b-bye bye!”

  17. Have always thought Dylan was over rated, a one hit wonder.Leonard Cohen wrote many great songs. Check out Phil Ochs as well.

    • I was a fan of Ochs way back. Have still got ‘I aint Marchin anymore’ He was also very depressing at times and took it to the extreme himself eventually and sadly.
      Cohen though was the most wrist slashing singer of all time. I am a Dylan fan, well up to ‘Blood on the Tracks’. But do agree that he is a cunt.

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