I’d like to cunt rain. It’s fucking pissing down and my cat’s waiting for me to get the chicken from Tesco. Might have to get the car out. Why doesn’t it do it during the night when people are asleep?
Nominated by: Allan
…. is a cunt
I’d like to cunt rain. It’s fucking pissing down and my cat’s waiting for me to get the chicken from Tesco. Might have to get the car out. Why doesn’t it do it during the night when people are asleep?
Nominated by: Allan
Cats are Cunts that need a good cunting on here. Full bowl of food and the fuckers still murder anything smaller than them and they’ll only shit in other people’s gardens, normally those like me with kids.
They are solitary animals too, so no, they don’t love you, you’re just the daft cunt that feeds the selfish murdering little fucker.
My dog should be an honourary member of the RSPB, she fucking hates cats.
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My cat would kick your dog’s arse.
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Cats are fucking vermin and their owners are cunts.
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my nieghbour has a sticker on her motor that says dogs have owners cats have servants the stupid bint surely she realises this makes her a complete cunt?
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Cats are cunts and anybody with more than one is obviously mad.
Probably smells of piss and biscuits as well.
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Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
Blue sky at night….day.
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Or as we used to say “red sky at night Brixton’s alight”.
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I like the rain. I would lick the raindrops off the lady in the pictures tits.
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I was thinking of going a bit lower.
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On her that is.
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Up for that, after you of course!
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I don’t like to rush things, start up top then work your way down.
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I’d just fuck her.
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Like your style Dick, no messing around and straight to the point
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Or straight to the cunt
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Definitely worth going out in the rain for!!! No chance of bumping into her in the rain where I live, just old grannies walking their dogs!!!
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Bolt-ons in the picture? I say yes.
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Wouldn’t matter
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Sorry mate, but I love rain. I love the sound of it on a tarp or a tent when I’m out wild camping. Better than that though, apparently, it makes attractive young women get their tits out!. For that last reason alone, rain is fucking awesome.
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Good picture Except that never happens in reality rain almost always produces depressing moods in people rather then young nudists getting their tits out
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Looks a like shes on her way to rolfy boys.
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The rain i had over the weekend was the worst this area had experienced in 25 years.
Houses flooded, walls came down on cars, the beaches were washed away, schools and some work places closed, animals died, and two people died.
I made a joke the other night about it, on here. Now i feel bad , coz the next morning i heard that an emergency electrician drowned in his car , while on a call out. Drowned in his car ffs.
And a young female drowned in a shop. I don’t know if she lived above the shop, but she drowned indoors.
I had some cleaning up to do as well, water coming through the walls, not ceiling, but walls, and i live two floors up. But i cant complain when people lost their lives.
That rain was a murderous cunt…….
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Did it flood the neighbours?
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I don’t know but i hope so.
Right now, the only communication i have with them is gesturing with my hands “come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough”.
The brown cunt turns grey, and scuttles away.
I also whistle loudly when climbing the stairs to let them know that I’m there , usually Rule Britannia.
Just over a week until the court date and once i get off, the battle begins again……..
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows………………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Not sure the Spanish electrician fully understood the cruise control option….
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I feel worse about the poor cunt now, coz I’m.pissing myself laughing.
Excellent, J R Cuntley………..
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If there was a naked man standing in the rain with his Mac open and pinching his nipples, he would deservedly get a kicking and then handed into the authorities.
But that picture is a belter…….
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