‘Edgy’ programming

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TV commisioning editors are supposedly looking for more edgy programming and apparently welcome submissions.
Although still no reply to my soap opera blueprint…..

“The Reich Stuff”……the trials and tribulations of a family, running a Nazi gift shop in Golders Green High Street….

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

126 thoughts on “‘Edgy’ programming”

  2. I don’t usually have many nice things to say about the polis, but can i just congratulate Luca Scata.
    Well done and thank you Luca, 9 months on the job and you managed to bag yerself a terrorist, and save more lives from being taken by that scumbag.

    Quality polis……………

    • Quite agree. Had that been over here comrade Corbyn et al would be wringing their hands and demanding an enquiry as to why the murdering cunt wasn’t arrested.
      The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist as the Italian Police have proved.

  3. Stuffed full of food, the first beer has just been opened and, in the absence of a TV licence, The Spy Who Loved Me is in the DVD player to show the grandkids what a real Xmas movie looks like (keeping the British end up!).

    A merry un-PC infidel Yuletide to us all…

    • Sue the cunts who made it for treachery and poor workmanship then invite Merkel and Junckers to observe the time honoured method of defusing by dropping a wrecking ball on it.

  6. May I take this opportunity to thank all my fellow cunters for the amusement they have given me and for all the perfectly sensible comments seen here on a daily basis.
    Why are we the only sensible people around ?
    Happy Cuntmas to you all

  7. Thanks for the laughs and educational posts over the last year, fellow cunters. Today, I would like to cunt people who compile crosswords for being nasty, devious bastards who delight in confusing the average punter. Here’s a couple of clues to what I think of a crossword compiler.

    1down. Cow’s milk producer with Doctor of Divinity replaced by Tourist Trophy (5).
    3a. Minor mid European title with nothing taken out (4).

  9. Id like to cunt anyone using the term ‘Happy Holidays’ its fucking Christmas you cunts!!!

  10. Merry Christmas to Anal the Tunisian Cunt. Hope you got the full magazine of 9MM hollow point in your face. PS How’s it working out for your family with Tunisian state security? Oh, you dont know do you- your dead. Good. PS.. Your mugshot as a fat munter looks like you were partial to western fast food. Not very islamic is it, but then again neither is being a drug dealer. You might be burning in hell now Cunt Too bad, so Sad.

  11. The BBC have dragged their TV schedule back from the edge of the archive shelf but to give them some credibility they have uber cunt Charlie Brooker on BBC 2 later.

  14. A bit late on this one from myself, but I hope you’re all having a good Christmas, fellow cunters. This is the last stronghold of true commonsense and freedom of speech. Long may it continue!

    • Where else can you lust over Lieutenant Gay Ellis, rejoice in a Mussie terrorist getting a 9mm bullet through his skull, cunt the great and the good and

      (a) People know what you are talking about
      (b) Don’t ban you for saying it

  16. “Hark the herald angels sing
    Sprouts play havoc with my ring
    Turkey wind and stuffing farts
    Seasons Greetings… from my arse”.

  17. I bet Last Christmas will be no1 next week.
    He died peacefully at his home , aged 53. That’s a bit young, a lot of homosexuals die young.

    Maybe Ice Cube was right ,
    you better check yerself before you wreck yerself, coz dicks in yer arse is bad for yer health.

    Still sad though, Listen without prejudice vol1 and Older are good albums IMHO.

    It should have been Elton…………

  18. Well it is definitely George’s last Christmas.I think I will crash into my local cornershop pissed out of my skull tomorrow in his memory.

    • George was a strange cunt at times, but he did produce some good music. We had a series of programs here called “Prime Rocks” ( a channel called Prime showing these), maybe available on YouTube, and they had one on George, from his Wham! days, through to now (more or less). A good watch, and fucking funny to boot. Old George certainly wasn’t afraid to laugh at himself, or pass the credit when it was due, which is a rare commodity in a celeb.

  19. When he appeared in Extras, cottaging.
    He really took the piss out of himself there.
    I always thought of him as aloof, but after he got caught wanking in the bogs, he became one of the most normal slebs in slebland.

    Apart from wanking in public toilets, that is……..

  20. Everybody seems to be blaming his death on 2016.
    Oh how the luvvies and lefties hate 2016, but this is getting ridiculous.
    They clutch at straws , but to blame a year is hilarious, coz i bet the majority of leftards really do.
    I hope 2017 will be just as bad for them.

    Right, I’ll stop talking about George Michael now………..

    • He might want to find the cunt that kept giving his heart away last Christmas. The one he has is fucked.

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