‘Edgy’ programming

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TV commisioning editors are supposedly looking for more edgy programming and apparently welcome submissions.
Although still no reply to my soap opera blueprint…..

“The Reich Stuff”……the trials and tribulations of a family, running a Nazi gift shop in Golders Green High Street….

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

126 thoughts on “‘Edgy’ programming”

    • Double barrelled named cunt. Parents are cunts too for allowing it in the first place.
      How about the ABBC giving up time to promote the plight of ex servicemen i.e. people who have actually done something for this country.
      Fat chance. Those cunts are more likely to help with the persecution of soldiers who shot an IRA cunt 40 odd years ago.

      • Say Fuck All. Refuse to Recognise their authority. Tell them to Fuck Off And Die. I think the Cunts behind this are Traitors.

  3. Edgy programming will mean more ethnic, LBGT, disabled, street, preferably a mix of all of the above. It’s on message and cheaper than trying to make anything quality and informative or actually entertaining.

  4. Poor old Saint Brendan, KT Cuntstall, Kaiser Cunts and a zillion snowflakes and Twittermongs in tears this mourning, as the Joe Cox tribute single failed to make the top 100 let alone top spot at Christmas… As Partridge would say, ‘Lovely stuff!’

      • Clean (arse)Bandit.
        I have been wondering the same thing. Supposedly they’re massive, but i ain’t got a clue.
        Every now and then i look at the charts, and apart from the bieber, i ain’t got a clue.
        Imagine putting the word bandit in your groups name……..

        Brilliant news about that cox suxing charidee song.
        How embarrassing is that ?
        So called celebrities, a martyr, popular song and shite loads of exposure, and they couldn’t even break the top 100.
        It takes hardly any sales to get a top ten hit, so how little must that shitefest have sold ?
        I bet they were all gearing up for a number once as well.
        I’d love to have seen every face of every up their own arse cunt involved in this attention seeking pile of horse wank.
        Fuck, i might even be able to muster up a smile or two now …….

      • I bet Cuntstall and Co are gutted… No TOTP Xmas appearance for them… Funny that all them old Christmas hits (Slade, Wizzard, Shaky etc) have outsold the crass Cox cash-in… You can’t always get what you want, eh?… Well those cunts who did that ‘tribute’ record certainly didn’t, did they?… Fucking splendid…

      • Shaky ? oh you mean shakin stevens yeah forgot about that song,

        Cox cash in was designed for failure how you gonna beat the jimmy miller produced original ?

      • If Glitters ‘Rock n roll christmas ‘ outsells them that would put the icing on the cake.

      • Pleased this attempt at till filling has failed. Goes someway to restoring my faith in fellow humans.
        The very best seasons greetings to you and yours and thank you all for making me realise I am not a lone voice in the shitfest.

  5. Heard their bringing a programme called wheel chair wars,Ron Mael whos out of the pop group Sparks will be hosting it.

  6. How about a remake of “Keeping Up Appearances” starring the delicious Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn as Mr and Mrs Abortion-Bucket.

    A sexually adventurous couple with a gay son [Biggins] move into a bill paid by the social 4* hotel room just down the corridor from a family of 18 fun loving Somalians,an obese single mother with 4 kiddies with different fathers,a pair of alcoholic druggies,and a moslem suicide bomber.
    Just imagine the hilarity as the outdated,gullible British taxpayer picks up the bill.

  8. After the huge success of ‘The Office’ when TV channels were falling over themselves to sign up Gervais’s next project, he made a pilot which was either called ‘Dirty Old Poofs’ or ‘Dirty Old Queers’ – apparently it was in a similar vein to ‘Love Thy Neighbour’ except for the fact that the couple who moved in next door were gay, not black. Needless to say, the series was never commissioned – so maybe the programming these cunts are looking for is not that “edgy” after all.

    • Gervais makes a mockery out of slow in the head Karl Pilkington but unlike Gervais is actually funny Idiot Abroad was actually a decent show aside from Ricky’s obvious cuntery but yeah I can see why the poof show never got the green light

      • Karl Pilkington is hilarious.
        Definitely the best travel show ever.
        You’d never get Judith Chalmers telling you that the great wall of China is shite.
        I do think it’s an act though……..

    • You can get the Love Thy Neighbour series on DVDs now. I snagged one for my Mum & Dad, but watched it first just for old time’s sake. I didn’t think it was that funny from a situational/comedic point of view, but fucking hilarious watching the white guy calling the black guy “sambo” and the black guy calling the white guy “honky”. Maybe I was too young to appreciate this when it was on telly, but the white guy fancied the knickers off the black guy’s wife. Not very racist then. I seem to recall that the premise of the whole show was to make fun out of racial stereotypes, rather than promote racism. Still, something that will never be broadcast again I’m quite sure.

      As for gays moving in next door, well obviously that’s just wrong and shouldn’t be allowed. 🙂

      Happy Christmas to cunters everywhere!

  9. I mentioned a while back that the missus bought me the Carry On box set.
    Do they still show them on British telly?
    Bernard Bresslaw (my favourite) blacks up a few times and has some great pisstake accents to throw in.
    If they don’t show them anymore, fuck em, their loss, coz to me its still hilarious and brilliant for the times when i get nostalgic for the Britain i used to know………

    Carry on…….

    • They are still shown, usually during the day. My son, 19 year old uni student, loves em.

      Also, still showing are …
      Steptoe & son, Doctor in the House, Doctor at Large, George & Mildred, Just Good Friends and Robins Nest.

      I record them to watch over dinner after work.

      Steptoe is fucking ace.

    • I got a Carry On box set a year or so ago. Haven’t watched them all yet, but there’s a certain charm which runs through the films which is uniquely British. Watched Carry On Screaming the other week. Good fun.

      I also picked up a St. Trinians box set too. Great scenery, old trains, wonderful architecture of old buildings, ridiculous plots. Fantastic stuff. I hardly noticed the tarts dressed up as schoolgirls in short skirts and stockings. Hardly noticed. Or noticed hardly.

    • For the last couple of weeks, I’ve been unable to open imgur or reddit .
      Don’t know why……..

      • Interesting…. reset your router maybe I had the same problem awhile back with a different site and if its a wired connection try the same

    • I wouldn’t class myself as a quo fan, but i do appreciate them and would have loved to have seen them live.

      Far better than blur, who used to slag them for playing “meat and potato rock”
      I’d rather listen to meat and potato rock and even eat meat, than listen to bluuurgh……..

      • Back in the 70’s early 80’s birdman, they were fucking entertaining and forty five hundred times played live was headbanging stuff R.I.P Rick

      • I’m sure if one of Status Quo had died of AIDS in the nineties, they’d be cherished more than they are.
        It worked for Queen, and as far as i can tell, Queen just made jingles and shite filumn soundtrack’s.

        I hope Rick Parfitt gets the recognition he deserves…….

      • Your right, my bad.
        Bohemian Crhapsody is at least ten jingles put together by Helen Keller by the sounds of it…….

      • I second that birdman even though I am a bit biased. Think it is time for a Jack Daniels…..or two….or three.

  14. Just wondered if the BBC had announced any plans to do a tribute to Sad Anal the misunderstood Jihadi who got slotted in some barrio of north Milan… it could feature interviews with his family and friends, particularly those friends who knew him in his career as drug dealer and violent criminal. Strange that these “pure” religious groups use crims as their foot soldiers isnt it? No sense of moral compromise to be explained is there?? In the nature of public sector reporting maybe the BBC could rock up at the late great Anal’s mosque and seek the opinion of the chief Hat.
    Well done to the two Polizia that outed this Cunt then closed him down terminally, and best wishes to the lad that got wounded, hopefully not seriously.
    The Italians seem to have grasped the main element of CT Ops. You dont arrest Terrorists. You put them in a bag.
    Good job it wasnt in this” country”, if thats what we still are. The Police would be under arrest and headed for the gibbet.

  15. All this edgy programming from the powers that be is a bowl of cunt.
    They’ll probably branch out into feature films next…

    Mad Max: The Social Justice Road Warrior.

    Non-Lethal Weapon.

    Robo-Community Support Officer.

    No Country For Old White Englishmen (Although Ethnically Diverse Genders Fresh Off The Boat Are Welcome).

    There Will Be Blood (On a Hipster’s Jam Rag).

    Star Trek: The Next Generation Snowflake.

    Sweeney Todd: The Alternative Believing Non Conformist Barber of Fleet Street.

    Last Gender Specific Individual Standing.

      • Middle Eastenders

        Tomorrow’s Third World

        Doctor Who’s The Bloke in the Dress?

        …and many, many more.

      • Shizer… Mentioned the ‘W’ word… Anyroad here’s edited highlights of the brave new BBC schedule…

        Do Not Question Time

        Shirlock

        Flog It (Muzzies in the town square style)

        Black Peter

        Till Terrorists Do Us Part

        The Likely W*gs

        Are You Being Slaughtered?

        Only Fools And Camels

        The Two Abduls

      • The Great Escape, starring Nigel Farage and Claude Junkers87. Spoiler alert, after a grand start, the escape fails……

  16. Probably going awol for a couple of days.
    Have a good one cunters.
    Hope the inlaws don’t grind you down.
    Nice talking to ya…..

  17. Earlier this afternoon, today, not that long ago, only a couple of hours ago, Russia killed seven civilians in the outskirts of Aleppo.
    According to All Jazeera sources that is.
    That’s a bit quick. Only a few hours ago, yet they have the death toll and the culprits.
    It would be a little more believable if they waited until tomorrow.
    Also in the headlines from Aleppo, two woman and three kids have died due to cold weather. Not a nice thing, but what do they want to happen ? Coz the British government leave hundreds of its own citizens to freeze to death every winter, with no lefty or luvvie batting an eyelid to that………..

    • Exactly, birdman! I have never understood why the UK (or the US for that matter) haemorrhage zillions of their respective currencies in the direction of needy causes overseas, when there are many domestic crises which could use the cash. What’s the worst that could happen if we just spent the dosh on our own problems? Other countries would cop an attitude to us being mean and tight fisted. Oh dear! How would we survive that? Or some wogs would die from disease/starvation a year sooner than they would anyway? That problem solves itself if you leave it alone long enough.

      Personally, I’d rather give a tenner to some animal charity than waste it on some tribe of twats whose crops have failed and they’re dying of thirst because they live in a fucking desert. Buy a clue Sherlock – don’t try to live in a fucking desert. And stop having 20 kids each then expect the West to bail you out. Cunts!

    • Strangely Al- Jazeera, or indeed Al-BBC, give little coverage or concern to the murder of Christians in Egypt or Northern Iraq. If it was anyone else they wouldnt be able to say “Genocide” quick enough. I wonder at what stage during the BBC’s induction process do you become a total Cunt or is it pre-ordained you must be one to apply in the first place??

      • And there was little coverage of Christians openly celebrating in the bit of Alleppo that wasn’t bombed to fuck, whereas Christianity has been wiped out in the rest of the middle east.

      • I refuse to watch, listen or read anything produced by the BBC

        It’s one of the last refuges for lefttard cunts

      • It’s the only way i can listen to the football.
        I get BFBS (force’s radio) and when its off they put on BBC radio 4 or 5live and sometimes on a Saturday it’s Talksport.

        Fuck, I love it when its Talksport.
        When its the BBC for the football, i spend my whole time biting my mouth and clinching my fists…….

      • The Christians who live in the middle east have been written off by the governments and pc wankers of the western World. Looking at the figures for number of Christians left in these self inflicted shitteries you would be correct in reaching the conclusion that in 50 years time there will be none at all in the birthplace of Christianity. Very sad that this culture will be subsumed under a tide of islamic bollocks, lost for ever.
        No country supposedly based on Christian ideals wants to dirty it’s hands, also many off the Christian sects have fallen out with each other (nothing new there).
        As for other groups well look what has happened to the Zorostrians in Iran; the first monolithic religion, pre dating Christianity.
        Most of the Western World’s countries have societies based on Christian principles but hey so what; we want Islam co’s they are downtrodden victims of horrible persecution by us. We are so cruel to the members of the religion of peace we deserve all the shit we are fed.
        My message this year is fight back and fuck it.

      • A measure of cuntishness is required before any interview otherwise it would take the ABBC too long to get the high level of cuntishness necessary to function at that nest of cunts.

  18. Nice… when President Elect Trump cancels the F 35 programme ( you dont need hi tech to bomb people who’s stated desire is to live in 650 AD ) “we” that is the people that live in these isles will be in possession of the worlds biggest floating car park AKA HMS Queens Elizabeth… we could use it as a floating theme park for the seething multitude inbound to us.. I’m sure they will appreciate and repay our reasonable and tolerant attitude…. What do you think??
    PS; Reasons they built this joke machine
    1) As part of some grandiose Admiralty Wankfest to refight the Battle of Jutland somewhere near the Phillipines to prove something (Fuck knows what ) to the Chinese
    2) To bribe the Scotch to stay in the Union ( Fuck knows why ) Although Sturgeon could act as the ships Monkey.

    • meaning you wear diapers? or because you don’t bother wiping?, cause you a lazy old bastard

  20. RIGHT JAMIE! This is your Christmas cunting!
    I am a short arse, he is a short arse, I can cook, he can cook and thats about where it ends.
    To me Jamie is “man down the pub” you know the cunt who knows everything and loves to pontificate.
    Well I can cook, I used to cook 3 sittings for 700 people a day a total of 9 menus and short orders for 4 or more years after a grueling aprentice ship of 2 years.
    Now my clients spanned from High court Judges, Civil police, Justice police, Civilians and some of the most notorious killers in the justice system (as in multiple kills not a one off hate thy neighbour job) and to be honnest if I was shit at my job, the wind blew in so many directions you didnt know if you were going to be framed by the fuzz, locked in with “Bubba” by the wardens or knocked off outside the gate by a hit man.
    So I have had a rather harrowing 24 hours of “lets do it Jamies way!”. Well jamie’s way is pretty much the same way as everybody elses, bar he may swap some ingredient for something “radical” say like stuff some chorizo in a piela and fuck off most of spain, so basicaly nothing just a chop and change.
    However I have narrowly escaped Jamies how to cook DVD because fortunatly it has “recipie” cards in it and I am reasonably literate so was able to follow his step by step guide as to how to prep a turkey as per the other halfs request.
    I dont like Jamie, Jamies italian in Guildford is notoriously shit, I will be taking my girlfriend there to eat, that should put paid to Mr fucking Oliver interfearing in my cooking.
    PS jamie you are a cunt and you dont swear enough,
    Yours Gordon.R

  21. I think I have the answer to the Jamie mystery. The Cunt has a massive tongue and it wont fit in his mouth.

  22. Sponsored Stories are a cunt these things are unbelievably bloody annoying and also very inaccurate the photos besides the headlines are a real hoot tho. For example has a photo of a ear with cotton and ducktape over it with the headline “Hearing Loss Reversed by 160 Year Old Navajo Remedy” I mean just mental stuff but it gets a few laughs…

    Then another with the headline “Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here’s Why!” but its features Harrison Ford juxtaposed with a fucking picture of Jason Barnum, a convicted felon from alaska infamous for his creepy inked eyeball. So Not his fucking SON in otherwords!

  23. Afhganistan is a shithole and the Afghans are Cunts. Look forward to the Russians Area Bombing the place in about.. Oh, 2019 I guess… Enjoy you Fucking Dirty Cunts…

  24. What about when he goes into the cuntry in an old wooden carriage and cooks for his mates.
    There is no reason for it, just do it in the kitchen.
    His mates, oh how I’d love to see a bush fire engulf him and his mates.

    I don’t watch it, i just see it when channel hopping, leave it on for a second to see what the doss cunt is up to and then switch off before i headbutt my wall……..

    • Feliz Navidad.
      Well it is here, and the fireworks that have been going all day have just got louder.
      Do you know what day it is on 25th of December here ? Its Sunday.
      They celebrate xmas eve but on xmas day its just Sunday.
      Suits me fine.
      Xmas is on the 6th of January.

      Dos semanas hasta navidad………

    • All the best, Black and White Cunt and Birdman…

      And as old Shaky might say, ‘Merry Cuntmas Everyone!’

      • Merry Christmas cunters, or as we say in Wales, nadolig llawen cwntas. Well, the last word I made up, but it works….😀

  26. Pagan celebration as it was I will await the naked virgins to begin dancing round the tree.

    It could be a long wait round here

  27. Good to hear Gary Lineker, Charlotte Church, Benedict Cuntberdinck , Jude Law, Fanny Izzard, and Lily The Retarded Goggle Eyed Mong will be out all day tomorrow serving soup to the homeless…

    What do you mean, they’re not?!.. Fucking cunts, the lot of them….

    • So much for humble servitude that they have to announce it to the bloody world! And just how long are they gonna serve soup for 10 or 20 minutes tops?! shame just long enough to get a all smiles press photo for the virtue signalling yearbook

      • Not one of these cunts is actually doing anything for the homeless of Blighty today… Mind you, they won’t because a lot of them are white, adults and British… We all know that cunts like Saint Lineker and Lily Mong only exclusively do brown skinned ‘children’ from A-rab shitholes or Calais jungles…

      • I won’t be serving soup out today either, but I put my money in for the kids and elderly of Britain (fuck the rest of ’em) without fuss and media coverage… But bleeding heart Charlotte Church’s turkey and lavish trimmings could probably feed the whole homeless population of Cardiff.. She could do with skipping a few dinners anyway, the fat slag…

        Shame the bookies aren’t open today… Was thinking of putting a bet on :that instead of The Queen’s Speech we will get a newsflash telling us old Liz has conked out…

      • I fucking hope the queen doesn’t die. There’s been no racing for the last 2 days,and if she croaks they’ll cancel it again like they did when Diana died. Selfish cunts.

      • Oh No is the Queen ill guys?! oh say it ain’t so I was really looking forward to her I hate you ungrateful plebs stare that she gives us and her christmas message with peace & love on earth

  29. Another Christmas Nights sleep ruined by the ghosts of Christmas’ past,present and future rattling their chains and calling me a fucking miserable old cunt. Not very charitable.
    Fuck them,think I’ll go round to Tiny Tims’ house,sack his father,goose his mother,and snap his crutches before he gets invited to the paraolympics.

  30. Newsflash – police in Dover have shot and killed a man in the early hours of this morning. An eye witness said that a stoutly built and dusky male had emerged from a chimney carrying a suspicious looking sack over his shoulder.The eye-witness , who declined to be named stated,” he was a fat cunt dressed in red and had a big , bushy , hezbollah looking beard , so I knew something was up”.
    A police spokesman stated that , whatever else , the dead man had broken EU tariff regulations and had infringed British Air space laws. He said , ” the fat fucker could have posed a serious threat to civilians , especially if he had detonated his sack”.
    Several four-legged accomplices , named as Madcuntdonna , blitzedonwhiskey, Rude elf wanker and Grommet were taken into police custody.The remains of five others , shot dead by police marksmen , were donated to local immigrants as a gesture of goodwill.

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