Designer handbags

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I would like to cunt ‘designer handbags’ or to be more precise the feckin’ idiots who buy ’em.

What sort of numbskull spends £10,000 on a bag? But wait ! There’s now a new twist. Not got a spare £10,000 ? Fear not – you can now rent a bag!! You can rent a bag for the very reasonable sum of £179 a month! I kid you not. And the feckin’ airheads are actually doing it.

Stoopid stoopid twats.

Nominated by: Richard 1

Apparently it’s ‘inappropriate’ for the PM to spend £950 on leather trousers according to that paragon of fashion sense, Nicky Morgan.

Frankly, to criticise the PM for spending £950 on trousers and then be photographed coming out of number 10 carrying a £900 DESIGNER HANDBAG is a bit fucking rich…

Nominated by: Dioclese

39 thoughts on “Designer handbags”

  1. What got me about May was that she had Burbury “sneakers” on that cost £236.
    £236 for a plain pair of pumps.
    In the lat eighties, the mater used to give me £40 for new trainers, and since then I’ve went over that price twice.
    I’ve always worn adidas classics until they became shiny, and now it’s canvas pumps or £30 desert boots.
    I’m not even trying to be cheap, that’s what i like…..

    £236 for pumps ?……….

    • …….add to that jeans costing over £300 !
      What the fuck is all that about. People with more money than sense.
      Fucking jeans !!!!!!

  2. I think the price is a red herring. Anyone who wears leather trousers is a cunt, no matter what they cost.

    • Some cunt sat beside me on an easyjet the other day. He was in the leather trousers, had the hair dyed blonde, and i thought to myself, fair play mate, you’re doing what you can to keep what i thought was quite a fuckable bird, also in leather trousers.
      Then she needed past to go for a piss, and her arse was gigantic, on quite a slim body…and not in a good way. Looked like a weeble, so i reassessed and concluded that he was indeed a daft looking cunt

    • Sweaty cunt too! Couple of hours in those and the auld grumble’n’grunt will be lifting like a midden!

  3. The only bags I’ve had a hand in designing are the fuckers under me eyes….and they took a lot of time and effort.

  4. What about man bags?? Anyone who ponces around with a man bag has to be a massive cunt,theyve also probably got a manicured ginger beard and really long brown shoes too

    • She’d probably think it was art and get tattoo boy to give you ten grand while asking Brooklyn and Taylor to sniff it.

  6. Classic socialist envy politics. ‘she’s got more than me, lets ridicule her on twitter/facebollocks’

    This is the glass ceiling being built, that same glass ceiling that so called ‘professional women’ love to whinge about. Nicky Morgan is a useless tunnel cunt mouth piece, fuck her and the white Range Rover she rode in on, envious twat.

    Its not your money, so its not your problem. Its a non story pushed by envious parasitic cunts.

    • ….I wish you hadn’t Cunts Mate.
      Jones is bed wetting, cowardly, gutless pacifying cunt.
      Someone tell this prick that hashtags, cuddles and candles will get you fuckin’ nowhere.
      The response I want is bombing these cunts back to the stone age, where they belong….

    • “Western pundits are happy to link terror attacks with Russian foreign policy, but never with western foreign policy.”
      Most rational people (pundits and public alike) are only too willing to concede western foreign policy has fucked things up. What these same people don’t do, however, is endlessly defend the peaceful goat fuckers every time this shit happens.

      • Farage put the berlin jihadist up to it?! they are blaming it on him?! what a bunch of dirty rat cunts I fucking loathe guardian & the Anti-BBC

        They disgust me with their islam apologist type “experts”. Fuck off owen jones you moslem cocksucking poofta

    • What does the Guardian propose we do? No answers just rhetoric, the y choose to ignore predominantly left wing governments controlled the west and brought the problems upon us,

      Cunts

  8. Just in case I get mowed down by a Mohemmedian while I am going about my business in the next couple of days, Merry Cuntmas to all my fellow cunters, and thanks to Dioclese for taking the time to keep the site up and running.

    I dont agree with everything that is said, but most of it I do !

  9. I think it is reasonable for Nicky Morgan to spend £950 or even more on a leather bag, the fact she isn’t smart enough to wear it over her head is where I find fault. The first time I ever saw Morgan was on the news in the morning and I thought she was smashed out of her skull, after catching some more of her appearances on TV I realised that was her natural manner.

  10. The price of those leather trousers or the designer handbag costs more than my entire wardrobe. Anyway, I can’t afford clothes as I only budget for alcohol and snacks after paying the bills.

  11. Yesterday Jane’s arse was mentioning hipsters with turn ups.
    Today I’ve seen shite loads of the cunts doing it, and i want to know if the Spanish version is the same as the British version.
    Do they wear them way high above the ankles whilst wearing ankle socks?
    That’s what I’ve been seeing, and even though it Spain, its fucking winter and fucking freezing.
    Pumps, ankle socks, skintight jeans turned up above ankles and a furry hood parka, every one of the cunts……..

    Thank fuck I’m uncool, my ankles are warm………….

    Oh, and the multicolored hair was everywhere too………….

    • Do you also get the reverse cuntishness in summer? It’s fucking sweltering here, and all you see are young, thick cunts wearing shorts and jandals (flip flops), topped with a fucking massive puffer jacket and beanie. Makes me sweat like a pig at the slaughterhouse house just looking at the fucking tossers.

  12. My eldest daughter’s boyfriend is the son of a multi-millionaire. For her birthday last month, among other things, he bought her Gucci handbag that when I checked, was priced at £950. I love my family dearly, but there is no way I would pay that much for a fucking handbag. It’s ridiculous, and the bag’s only real use is as a fashion statement. Unfortunately, the only statement it makes is “Look at me, I’m a twat”!

    • At least he is spending the money on your daughter and not buying houses for any fucker with a suntan who shows up loking sory for themselves

  13. I don’t see what the issue is with designer bags? I’ve got loads of the cunts at home and every single one has a known logo on them so that every cunt knows it!

    If I had to vote on it then the one from Aldi is the best made and can hold 6 bottles or real ale no bother at all. The Waitrose bag probably has the most kudos. The Iceland bag the most space. I’d have to say that the big 3 (Tesco, Sainsbury’s and Asda) are the most disappointing – not worth the 5p they’ve cost when I’ve been caught short in the bag stakes.

  14. In the eighties, did anyone wear a plaggy bag for a hat when it was raining ?
    We used to think nothing of it, even thought we were pretty cool.
    Maybe it was a Scottish thing, like neds tucking their jeans/trackies into their socks………….

    • Used to put one over me bobble hat in winter. That was when placcy bags were good, before the Health & Safety Executive put holes all over them.

      • Health and safety holes in plaggy/placcy/plazzy bags.
        If a child was to suffocate in one, i say that child was never meant to live.
        I’m pretty sure that it’s impossible to die in plaggy bag. If i ever have a grandchild, I’ll do my experiments and let you know………

  15. Ooh, that Morgan dog makes me baulk. It’s her fucking parents I feel sorry for. I reckon every morning they silently look at each other and think ‘you cunt’. And I don’t know what ‘plaggy’ or ‘placcy’ bags are but I’d not put less than 10 ‘plazzy’ bags over her fucking head to escape her 1000 yard stare. Ughhhhh!!!

    • One can tell by simply looking at her smug, self satisfied, self important pucker arsed fizzog that this Morgan cunt would be absolutely hell to live with… God help the poor sod that married it…

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