So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 45…
A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I’ll stick with the same Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne. The buggers must peg out eventually!
So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
John Hurt
Liz Smith
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Fuck me, Fred. That was quick…!
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Funnily enough, that’s what the wife always says, Dio…
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How is Rose these days?
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Cher
Chevy Chase
Burt Reynolds
Dick Van Dyke
Richard Wilson
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Bernie Ecclestone
Barry Cryer
Bernard Cribbens
Tom Baker
Bruce Springsteen
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June brown
Elizabeth Windsor
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Salmond
Kenny Samson
Got in quickly this time, so doublers i hope..
Surely i cant fuck up this time…….
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I forgot about mad Kenny!
Went for the whale enthusiast option instead.
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Murdoch’s mother died at the age of 103, so Rupert may have another decade or two in him, unfortunately.
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I’m sure Jerry Hall cant wait that long. If i were him, I’d be looking for empty bottles of anti freeze…….
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This time around;
Dobri Dobrev
George P Schultz
Mary Wilson
Clifton James
Emperor Akihito
That’s Mary Wilson Harold’s widow, for clarity
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Deadpool noms awaiting moderation?????
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Mystery to me J R ! Released…
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Cheers…………
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Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
Same as usual please.
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Jill Gascoine
Jake LaMotta
Terry Jones
Debbie Rowe
Malcolm Young
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Tony Booth
Peter Sallis
Clare Hollingworth
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
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Congrats you lucky cunt!
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Fucking hell I thought she was never going to die.her husband is a cunt for keeping her artificially alive so long.I think that is all 5 of my original picks dead.
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Bruce Forsyth
Ian Brady
Peter Sutcliffe
Bear Grylls
George Bush Snr
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Ken Dodd
Giscard D’Estaing
Doris Day
Helga Pomsel
Olivia deHavilland
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Dont you mean Brunhilde Pomsel?
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Naturally Shaun. Brunhilde it is. Combination orf spell checker and an old cunt’s memoery.
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In fairness most old krauts are called Helga!
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Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Geoffrey Bayldon
Hugh Hefner
Clint Eastwood
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And nice one, Dickie…
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Lionel Blair
Angela Lansbbury
Bobby Charlton
Jimmy Carter
Brian Wilson
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HRH Prince Phillip
David Rockerfeller
Vera Lynn
Bruce Forsythe
Jimmy Carter
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I didnt read correctly to see bruce is bagged. I shall take pele.
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And again I missed Jimmy Carter. So in summary as I am a cunt :
HRH Price Phillip
David Rockerfeller
Vera Lynn
Pele
Bob Hawke
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Congrats Uncle Dicky!
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Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Benjamin Netanyahu
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Congrats to Uncle Dickie…
George A Romero
Colin Dexter
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Ron Jeremy
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George Michael
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Morrissey
Oscar Pistorius
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Tommy Mair
Tim Farron (Minor Fart)
Gina Miller (sniper)
John Redwood
The Duke of Kent
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Congrats to Uncle Dickie
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Tony Blair
Bahar Mustafa
Pete Doherty
Kate Moss
Cara Delevingne
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After reading your dead pool I just found out who bahar mustafa is!
What a cunt!
I pray to the God of cunts that you win this one!
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
Jack Warner
Death to FIFA.
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That fucker at the local HIQ garage if he don’t fix my fucking alloys
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Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
Adam West
Donald Rumsfeld
Edward Seaga
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Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Billy Graham
Sean Connery
George Soros
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Already bagged Bible bashing Billy.
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I’ve got Jimmy too I’m afraid, Wooly.
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And I already got Soros
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Chuck Berry
Little Richard
Irene Papas
Bernard Ingham
Brigette Bardot
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Ozzy Osborne
Cliff Richard
The Duke of Edinburgh
Guy Ritchie
Michael Douglas
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Sidney Poitier
Iris Apfel
Kenny Lynch
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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Ant
Dec
Rowland Riviron
Gino De Campo Cunt
Keith Lemon
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Robert Mugabe
John Kerry
Donald Trump
Tom Courtenay
Bill Clinton
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