So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 45…
A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I’ll stick with the same Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne. The buggers must peg out eventually!
So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck
Tony Pulis
Gazza
HRH The Queen
Dario Gradi
Jeff Stelling
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Tuheitia Paki
Hone Harawira
Titiwhai Harawira
Len Brown
John Minto
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I think you are being a bit parochial with your choices, Kiwi. How the fuck will we know?
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Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Brian Matthew
Desmond Morris
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Yoko Ono
Brian Blessed (the fat shouty cunt)
Robboe Coltrane
Ringo
Ray Davis
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Sandy Gall
Doug Ellis
Prunella Scales
Tim West
Joost van der Westhuizen
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Russell Brand
Lily Allen
Keith Allen
Ruggero Deodato
Clive Anderson
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Helmut Kohl
John Le Carre
Barry Humphreys
Norman Foster
Barry Foster
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isn`t Barry Foster long gone?
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Fuck me – 15 years ago! And I’ve had him in last three pools.
Okay – Foster out for Albright.
Thanks SotD.
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Quick question Dio. What if dead cunt is cyrogrenically frozen? Is the pool held over until they apply the jump-leads?
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Dammit Greg Lake is dead No one has him right?! should of bagged him myself. Especially seeing how his anti-christmas song will get slotted into every radiostation in the universe this christmas
But I didn’t think he would die so soon considering keith emerson died not to long ago, blasted oh well these things happen… BigFan of King Crimson & ELP so this is a bit of a upset
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Fanfare was the common man was shite tho’ let’s be honest…
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Well, with Greg popping his platforms, I hope his old Xmas hit beats that Jo Cox shite to Number One…
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I dunno what your talking about Dio Ididn’t think it was exactly manna from heaven…But Personally thought it was a great classical piece set to a rock n roll groove
Love beach and works 2 on the other hand were shite that I agree with yep hope it gets to the 1 charts too norm but no doubt the charity single will get endless exposure on ABBC
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It’s all a matter of personal taste matey..
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I agree art is perception well to a certain degree.
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That’d piss of the snowflakes!!!!
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Cunt Brand
Cunt Bonio
Cunt Flabbott
Barry Bennell (Cunt)
Owen Smith
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No one had John Glen then?
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Not as far as I can see Fred…
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Another old nom goes down. It really is like playing 4D chess. Looking orn the bright side Kirk Douglas is unlikely to last long after all his centenary exposure.
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Pele
Meat Loaf
Carl Palmer
Tammy Gray-Thompson
John Cooper-Clarke
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Dropped A A Gill.Anyone pick him up?
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I thought someone had AA Gill – or was that the previous Pool?
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Ah – it was you, Shaun!
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I did indeed but I dropped him as I heard he was responding to treatment.Daft move.
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Hard cheddar Shaun. “Responding to treatment” can mean responding badly as well as er ..well.
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Yep. I can confirm that one. Shaun had him in pool 44 but nobody had him in this one…
Just saw it on the news and thought “Oh fuck it! I’ll have to reset that bloody dead pool again…!”
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Dont worry Dio.I am good at dropping good picks.
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Richard Stilgoe
Nerys Hughes
Saint
Greavsie
Les McKeown
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By the way A A Gill was a cunt.Just thought I would put that on record.
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Happy Christmas to whomsoever has Ian Brady who apparently is claiming that he is dying.
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Wish I had picked the evil cunt!Hope his death is as painful as is humanly possible.
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Heard it all before…Brady is always talking shit… I’ll believe the sick cunt is dead when I see it… And I hope I do see it…
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Tis me, I have the scumbag, hoping the cunt slips away and makes me a winner, and the world a better place at the same time. But, you are right Norm, the cunt loves the publicity, and he haven’t been in the paper for a fortnight, so he had to come out with something. Hasn’t the evil cunt been on hunger strike for years? I can’t go four hours without grub!
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Anyone have Michael Nicholson?
He was a proper news reporter who reported real news…
Not like the ‘look at me’ Twitter reliant cunts we have today…
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RIP Dr. Henry Heimlich, 96, inventor of the Heimlich Manoeuvre
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Choked to death apparently. Became very forgetful in his later years.
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Funny enough, he probably developed the move when shagging a prostitute with a bad case of hiccups
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I would like to no nominate the cunt Jay Kay or Jaminquia the little short arsed cunt for dead pool, along with Kerry Catona, Michael Barrymore, Cunt Eddie Izzard and Roland toss pot Riviron!
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Zsa Zsa dead at 99!
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Did anybody have old Zsa Zsa?…
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Congrats to you Shaun!
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Thank you dahhling!
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Nice one Shaun….
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Cheers Norman dahhling!
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