Can I give a cunting to sofa retailers. Order your sofa NOW for guaranteed Christmas delivery when it’s only fucking September you money grabbing cunts.
How long does it take some small fingered Asian child to sew the cushions? If you can’t deliver a three piece suite in three months you don’t deserve to be in business.
And why would I think, fuck me, best get my sofa order in quick just to make sure it’s there for sitting on to watch The Sound Of Music? A sofa is not something I would buy on a whim. Hard pressing cunts the lot.
Nominated by: TheBournemouthRed
The only upside to these sofa commercials is that it provides 5ft models with a days work.
No casting director wants a six footer making a sofa look like a chair.
Another ad industry illusion…
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I think there may be a sale on at your local retailer. Hurry, sale ends 2099.(Tuesday)
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I’ve got a faux leopard skin sofa,very tasteful and easy to sponge clean.
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These fucking ads are enough to make a cat puke.
Lets sell a load of slave labour, mass produced shit to fucking couch potatoes who can neither afford or really need them. They can then sit on their financed piece of shit sofas to watch the Great British Wank Off where Mary Berry and the carpert munching one wank of tramps furiously while the zomibe audience applaud.
To get me interested in these ad’s the has been models would need to be do doggie with big black men on said sofas.
And as for your permanent sales, you can eat a plate of my shit and then beg for another bowl full.
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You are not far wrong there.
Google Lepodrva, yes its a little company that makes furniture for courts and DFS,
Now google Lepoglava, you will find its a former nazi extermination camp, comunist extermination camp, punishment and correction centre, good place to put remarkably naughty people and yep you got it, the workforce of Lepodrva!
Not that I actually have a problem with this, offered the choice of making a sofa for some fat cunt or food deprivation and beatings I think I know which one I would choose.
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Told you.
http://www.kaznionica-u-lepoglavi.hr/namjestaj.htm
This description is rather tame but you get the idea
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepoglava_prison
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It looks like two cocks are missing from the photo. Either that or she’s at a haunted bukake party.
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Ha ha I see what you mean
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