A cunting for Nestles please (or Nestlé if you want to be poncy about it).
Not content with acquiring major British confectionery brands, the fuckers have removed the Toffee Deluxe from what was Mackintosh’s Quality Street. They’ve ignored the old adage “If it ain’t broke, don’t mend it.”
Bah fucking humbug. Christmas wrecking, meddling CUNTS!
Nominated by: Alan Fistula
Is the toffee delux the flat coin shaped piece of toffee in a gold paper? Or the “filling robber” as I call it?
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Yesterday Gutstick Japseye made an excellent salient post in the Karl Marx cunting about whining liberals, etc.
The following video illustrates this perfectly. I happened upon it yesterday and while it is 26 minutes long it is strangely compelling.
https://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94
Yet again what these “Young Turds” fail to realise is that recent democratic results are not down to the failures of the losing politicians, nor a backlash at liberal/left-wing politics per-se but are in fact a direct backlash against all of the shite which emanates from all of these cunts like the “Young Turds” who think their view is the only view and if you disagree then you are obviously a racist bigot and as thick as a castle wall…
Well “Young Turds” (and their ilk) please keep up your superior “we know best” socio-libero whingings and watch on as you piss more and more people off, who get so turned off by it all that they indeed vote against YOU and YOUR mantra rather than the politicians themselves.
Please feel free to go right ahead and rubbish Marine Le Pen ahead of next year’s French elections and see how quickly (and resoundingly) you can make it a hat-trick of results! I look forward to the teary-eyed twisting vids following that result too! Har, har, har! You cunts!
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Learning what it’s like to lose and not get their own way all the time might be character building.
Though on the other hand it might just turn them into even bigger cunts (if the Labour party are anything to go by).
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That’s very true. Those flat round hard toffees in the gold wrapper are evil cunts. I’ve self-extracted a filling on those cunts before and knew a few people who pulled a tooth out on them, so in that regard I would like to cunt those specific toffees!
There’s some decent savings to be had on eBay for buying chocolate bars in bulk boxes, as you get more for your money when compared to high street prices, and these fancy-arsed boxes of chocolates that are all gaps and no goods. Too much chocolate gives me the chronic shits anyway. Sad as I bloody love the stuff but it doesn’t love me.
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I remember when I was a kid and we all got to choose what ‘tin’ of chocolates we wanted. I thought I would be different and go for Quality Street instead of Roses. Well what a fucking idiot I was, Quality Street are shit compared to Roses. Another thing you used to get a massive tin of the cunts nowadays it’s half the size, you’ve also got Celebrations, Heroes, fucking ell no wonder there are so many fat cunts.
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Where the fuck have those Danish biscuits gone. The ones in that round tin which are different shapes but all taste the same. I fucking love those with a nice cuppa tea, always a treat after a hard days drug dealing.
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Loads of them tins of Danish biscuits in Manchester, Black and White Cunt… And they are nice… Prefer ’em with cocoa, myself…
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Do us a favour Norman, get us a few tins and send them to Black and White cunt, Bristolistan, or Londonistan. Oh and some of them Manchester eggs would be nice. Cheers.
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I wish you’d stop going on about chocolate and biscuits, I’m not allowed that sort of stuff any more. I used to eat mars bars, kit kats, shortbread, you name it. Now I have to make do with ryvita and krisprolls.
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I feel for Allan. Although those pumpkin Ryvita are nice.
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Eating Ryvitas is like eating tree bark and afterwards feels like I’ve had my gums sand blasted.
Those fucking rice cakes are no better…..like polystyrene.
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If you’re talking about Wonderful Copenhagen danish butter cookies, I’m sat here with a tin next to my brew.
Ah, the simple pleasures……..
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I’m jealous Birdman, there even nicer after a spliff or two.
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There was a spliff involved too.
If i have one complaint, its that they are too easy to scoff and they’ll be done soon……
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Fuck the Swiss. Apart from having very fit birds (and good scenery) they always need to be right.
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No terror attacks, filthy rapeugees, kiddyfucking muslim grooming gangs, or migrant ‘children’ in Switzelrand though, is there?….
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True, if the only problem had a chocolate related it would be ok.
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Green Day can fuck off, the cunts. Go back about 23 years and they were fucking class, making proper music that helped drag us away from half of the dog shit the Grunge scene was. These days they’re making insipid, left-wing cock discharge. Absolute sell-out bastards.
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Green Day are middle class cartoon punks and, like Strummer before them, only played at being angry and against ‘the man’…. Pretending to be ‘like common people’ as Pulp said… Green Day’s ‘duet’ with U2 was one of the biggest turds in pop music history….
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Absolutely, bands like Green Day, Weezer, The Offspring and, for a short time time, The Foo Fighters really mattered to me as I was moving through secondary school. Now I just hold my head in my hands when I see what they’ve become. At least the majority of 90’s Britpop managed to stick to its guns and didn’t pretend to be anything other than fun music for a generation. These yank cunts just cling on to fame, irrelevant of the quality of shit they churn out.
Imagine playing Boulevard of Broken Dreams or American Idiot to the Green Day of 1994. They should be deeply fucking ashamed.
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Green Day (like a lot of American bands) are not unlike American TV series: they start off promising and sometimes well, but they go on long past their time and are done to death just to make more money and gain ratings… X-Files, Friends (which was shit anyway), Lost, Sopranos etc were done into the ground and Green Day are similar… Maybe it’s in the American nature? After all, the same thing was done to Elvis…
Fair point about Britpop… For all their faults, Oasis never pretended to be anything they weren’t or to care about anybody… I think Liam said he got into being in a band to ‘pull birds, be a star, and earn enough money to get out of this shithole (Burnage)’… And Burnage really is a dump and the Gallaghers were proper working class… None of this diplomat’s son with a trust fund claiming to be a man of the people and wearing Khmer Rouge T-Shirts like that poncey cunt, Joe Strummer (even the name was fake!)…
On the other hand though, Blur were complete cunts… That posh Colchester cunt, Albarn, pretending to be cockernee and going ‘darn the dogs’ and ‘supporting ‘ Chelsea FC., and doing crappy Marriott, Barrett , (early) Bowie, and Ray Davies impersonations…. Blur were twats…
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Apparently gallagher brothers had a deadbeat dad so no wonder they turned out like that with their cuntishness.
When they hit it big they dad shows up out of nowhere in a drunken haze to grab a piece of fame and to reconcile. They both said fuck off! lol To be fair I thought Definitely Maybe was a good album
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Oasis were playing a gig in Dublin and The Sun thought it would be a great story to bring their Da along for a reunion.
Noel is on record as saying he was shit scared of his Da, after many heavy beatings, and both detested him for beating their Mam.
The whole family had to do a midnight flit to escape the monster and had eventually got the cunt out of their lives.
And then The Sun smelled a good story………
Utter cunts…….
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Check out the weird al yankovitch pisstake. “Dont wanna be a Canadian idiot… don’t wanna be some beer swillin hockey nut”
Plus fuck Nestle with their halal certified Shit. I go for lindt
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Fuck them its got to small that box now,you get more in a 10p mix up,i just want the cab creme egg back.
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In other news Trump just made Farage ambassador Trump’s intervention will have infuriated Theresa May and Downing Street, Theresa May the witchy old cunt blocked the idea “There is no vacancy. We already have an excellent ambassador to the US,” the Downing Street spokesman said.
But what about the people, Theresa?, (She apparently hates Nigel for the brexit outcome)
What does your population that voted for Brexit think about this?
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Old Don should say to Fenella May ‘I deal with Farage, or I deal with nobody… Don’t play ball and you lose all cooperation, trade, and protection from the USA… Take it or leave it, Mama…’
Fenella was the kettle dwelling witch from Chorlton And The Wheelies…
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I wish it worked like that mate…, but this will certainly show even the slowest of nitwits her true colors because she showed them a long time ago https://ifunny.co/fun/UrQOVprL4?gallery=tag&query=farage#comments I want to see this film lol farage plays everybody in it Hahaha 🙂
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I think Nestle are shitheads! they killed quality street, there is nothing quality about them, cheap crappy crap!!!!
Rowntree Mackintosh, you have betrayed us by selling out to Nestle Shit!!
Thanks, Christmases not good now since takeover.
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