Karl Marx [3]

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Anyone who quotes Karl fucking Marx is a cunt.

I was discussing something online the other day and kept getting this annoying little cunt popping up saying “but Marx said this” and “Marx said that”. Who fucking cares what Marx said. I may as well quote my fucking cat. At least when he tells me he wants his tea I can be pretty sure he is telling the truth. Cunt.

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23 thoughts on “Karl Marx [3]”

  1. Commie scumfuck, pick up a shovel yourself if you support the workers marxy, never worked a day in es fuckin life. Same goes for that che guevara cunt chops fuckwit bastard and any other pillock wearing his face on their t shirt. I’m talkin to you try hard rage against the machine poofs.

    • In Spain i see a lot of Guevara t-shirts and tattoos.
      They are usually worn by pissheads with no teeth and look like they have a class A habit.
      Just the type of cunts that Castro and Guevara were trying to rid Cuba off.

      Doss cunts……….

      • Revolutionary types always get their message reversed by radicals look at MLK. Nowadays fellow blacks would call him a uncle tom and too soft not violent enough. Rappers & celebrities use his face for attention but he hated these thug degenerates

      • Guevera was a murdering cunt who enjoyed killing (he said that), and all these radical chic mongs who use, wear, and spread his image are cunts… And Rage Against The Machine are fucking crap…

        Marx was full of shit and all…

      • Agreed, Dio… Guevara was no different to a thousand other rent-a thug gobshites with issues and a machine gun…. He was like a crap villain from The Professionals…Castro was/is a cunt too….

  2. As far as I can tell Marx never worked in his life which I suppose is why he had time to write about the plight of workers. Not much changed there then.

  3. The very few points Marx wrote that hadn’t already been proved wrong by Plato 2500 years earlier have been shown to be wrong by the failure of his theories everywhere, and at every time, they have been put in action. Marx is a theoretical cunt, but anyone still clinging on is just thick.

  4. I wilfully misunderstand if some cunt quotes Marx, “was it in Duck Soup that Groucho said that?”
    The other thing that fucks up their silly little heads is asking whether it’s Marxism or religion which has killed the most people worldwide. (Spoiler: it’s marxism) Cunt

    • Its skype-ism too 🙂 Groucho brothers are unfunny annoying cunts how people find them funny is beyond me.

      Groucho brothers was The Three stooges all over again, actually who copied who? I seriously can’t tell, same old routine to me… doesn’t matter both were unfunny slapstick cunts

      • I have to disagree. From Duck Soup:

        Groucho: “Hey you! Come up here, I’ve got a job for you.”

        Chico: “Watta kindova job hava you got?”

        Groucho: “I don’t know. I could make you head of the mint.”

        Chico: “I no lika tha mint. What other flavours you got?”

        Priceless!

      • Hilarious…. I forgot how horrible some of their jokes were. Chico had the italian immigrant thing down quite well tho.

        He lived around alot of italian migrants I f I remember correctly so he had a lot of time to imitate them

  7. Marx looks quite the chubby cunt for someone who believed everyone should get the same.
    Wasn’t he spouting his shite when people were struggling to feed themselves?
    And there was him with his paunch telling everyone to share.

    How come every “saviour” is a hypocritical doss cunt ?……………

  8. Marxism has resulted in the deaths of 100’s of millions since Marx said this. Marx can fuck off the dumb cunt.

  9. “Workers of all lands unite”

    If you change workers for wankers, that would have made a great slogan for the birth of the internet…..

  10. I’ve had enough of the whining liberal cunts of the world, and the shitty press and media who make their whining seem way more important than it actually is. The same self serving stupid cunts, beside themselves with rage at being on the losing side of the argument, be it the Scottish or European referendum, or Trump being elected, are the same stupid cunts who freak out because other parts of the world do not have democracy. When the overlord of evil, the pinnacle of total cuntness that is Tony cunting Blair and his bus full of pricks won the ’97 election, I was pissed off, but I, like most democratically minded cunts, just got on with life. Sure enough, the prick brought great ruin on our country, and my suspicion was proved correct. Now, thanks to those cunts, anyone who isn’t a Marxist, is a right wing extremist. Also,all these cunts who are comparing Trumps’ victory with the rise of Hitler need a proper lesson in history, and not the revisionist crap they teach today. If there is a lesson to be learned about the rise of nazism, it is surely that the previous regime failed its people, and left them marginalised and ruined as a society. This allowed the nazis to mobilise that despair, and take control. If the people had felt represented by a moderate government, then Hitler wouldn’t have stood a chance. Now, I don’t think for one minute that we are at that stage, but if people’s fears and hopes are not addressed in the next few years, I fear history will repeat itself. Then, we are all fucked.

    • I have never read a more succinct description of my own feelings regarding the 97 election. I knew it would be bad, but had I known how bad would I have done something? As to the rise of the Nazis, well I have always felt the French were more responsible for that than anyone, Weimar never stood a chance.

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