Ghosts

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Ghosts are thick cunts.

What sort of ethereal entity wastes it’s time haunting an eighteenth century coaching inn or the derelict insane asylum in which they died, when they could nip across the solar system to witness the majestic beauty of the rings of Saturn and still be back in time to catch Rachel Riley fingering herself in the shower…

Mugs.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

28 thoughts on “Ghosts

  1. If i were a ghost I’d give Zach Bagans a right evil haunting.
    If anyone has seen Ghost Adventures , they will know what i mean.
    I believe in ghosts coz ive had numerous encounters, none of which I’ve ever sought.
    What pisses me off about Bagans and his pals is the way they go about it.
    They supposedly only do it at night coz that’s the witching hour, even though they would see better in the day.
    Even if they’ve had an “eventful” night, the still pack up at daybreak and leave it at that. If they were mad for ghosts,and had found some, why not stay and make the best telly ever. Nope they just fuck off into the sunrise.
    They also wear all black clothes and have crucifixes, as if that makes them more believable, when the just look like a shitty goth band.

    My point is i believe in ghosts, and wish someone would just do a show like this honestly, and if you don’t find anything , don’t just make it up coz you have airtime to kill…….

    Lazy, lying cunts…….

  2. Jeremy Corbyn has just paid tribute to Jo cox, saying “her death was an attack on democracy”
    Him and his ilk should definitely know what an attack on democracy is………

      • I think he travels first class, but sits on the floor to make his point (whilst being filmed).
        any way Commie or not the man is a prize winning cunt and needs to be shipped to North Korea for correctional education.

  3. Thomas Mair is an unspeakable cunt.
    He kills a woman because he disagrees with her politics. So do I, but I respect her right to hold a different opinion.
    At the same time he gives followers of the religion of peace an excuse to say – ‘look, it’s them not us. No Yorkshire Muslim would do such a thing.’ ( I have already heard this from some representative of the tolerant religion) Which we all know is bollocks but wont be challenged on mainstream media.
    Let’s hope this inadequate, pathetic piece of shit spends the rest of his pointless life banged up on a Jihadi wing.

    • I agree with him but I wouldn’t of killed her I heard a rumor his niece was pimped by those scum sucking fucks. Jo pushed for some really crazy ideas concerning immigration so in his mind he saw her as a traitor simple, he killed a traitor

      “The extremist Muslim wants to behead you, while the moderate Muslim wants the extremist Muslim to behead you.” – christopher hitchens

      • It’s hard to comment on without sounding like a heartless cunt.
        For a start she shouldn’t have been murdered, and i feel for her kids, but given the mental state of the guy, i can understand why he flipped and sought a “legitimate target” in his eyes.
        Part of the problem with cases like this is that people don’t try to understand the culprit.
        They want to label them crazy or evil without understanding their motives, be them right or wrong.

        I’ve probably came across as a cunt, and maybe i am, but apart from losing his wife, the sappy husband seems to be doing alright through it.
        Maybe even some interview money on the way followed by a stint in sleb BB……….

        Alright i am a cunt…….

      • You’re right and they are about 1000 people more traitorous and more deserving of punishment then her. She was just a stringed up puppet, a pawn in a political chessgame like most of these deluded politicians.

        I’ll say one thing the lad was prepared he had somekind of homemade single shot pistol I think

        I still don’t understand how he gets a life sentence for one death he should of killed more and claimed jihad, could of got his sentence reduced. He should become moslem to troll the poofy media lol

      • He could have blown a plane up over Scotland.
        The scotch don’t mind that sort of thing. They only remand you for about ten years for something as big as that.
        A single murder up there must be a fortnight in an open prison…..

    • I am of the opinion that Jo Cox’s murder was a set up by the left to get the sympathy remain vote.

      The leftard cunts are actually low and evil enough to pull a stunt like that and Jo Cox was ‘expendable’.

  4. I watched zombie beavers last night ,not recommended ,im a still a fucking shaking ,plus i hate watching the mummy staring boris karlof,i fucking shita my sen every time.

    • I was interested in your mention of Zombie Beavers until I Googled it and found they were small rodents that normally gnash trees down, but were zombies. What a disappointment but a very good starting point for Dick Fiddler if he ever wanted to direct. I can see a sequel in the offing. Zombie Tits springs to mind.

  5. Today I have spent the day reflecting upon the life of jo cox, as Lbc told me to do.

    Then since I was in that dept, I also spent some time reflecting on Bryan cox (tv physicist), Carl cox (black Ibiza dj) (when dj’s weren’t really dj’s anymore), I thought for a while about coxs apples and finished up with around a minute and a half thinking about black cocks.

    I didn’t enjoy that last bit for the record.
    Black cocks are cunts.
    (Although quite literally, not literally. They are pretty much the opposite)

    • The BBC coverage of the Jo Cox thing was almost on par with their coverage of Nelson Mandela’s release from prison, plus the now usual implication that the country is filled with anti-foreigner brexit hate squads.

      Her husband seems like a Cunt (a bit harsh perhaps but he does).

      Radio 2 had one of their lefttard bullshit artists interpret the budget, instead of letting me listen to the interesting bits verbatim, we had to listen the idiot spew out anti-brexit bollocks.

      BBC is getting out of hand, it has become a propaganda machine for the hard of thinking.

      Cunts

      • Then vote with your feet.

        I will not watch the BBC unless it’s something like country file.
        Even then they sometimes veer off towards gkabal warming. Then it goes off.
        News? No fucking way.

        I’ll only listen to certain radio programmes that I know the presenters aren’t on an agenda. Ken Bruce and Steve wright are fine.

        It’s all about the Marxist agenda.
        Old Hopkins wrote a masterful piece lately on generation snowflake and how we face a lost generation.
        And that’s if we can remedy the liberal infiltration of the educational system during this current reversal.

        If we can’t, then this reversal is temporary and we are fucked long term.

        She interestingly said that the labour infatuation with trying to get everyone to go to uni and as an attempt to brain wash everyone into a singular liberal mindset. Frightening..

        https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960800/amp/KATIE-HOPKINS-College-liberals-think-people-voted-Trump-Brexit-dumb-letting-brainwash-society-s-stupid.html

      • Excellent article. Perfectly sums it up. Alas the right will never be given a voice unless it is to be ridiculed by the leftist products of university starting in 1997.

  6. Excellent cunting sir!

    Yes, while career politicians get on everyone’s tits, it’s actually these socio-libero gobshites who are turning people away from *their* (only) view of the world, and not so much by the shite they spout either (although most of it is unfounded bollocks) but by how they react to people with differing views (with negative name calling – which inflames ordinary folk even more), and how they react to (democratic) decisions which they disagree with (like petulant, churlish children).

    The thing is, how they react is SO entertaining that a lot of folk are now sticking it to them and their agendas just to see HOW they react. I – personally – am loving every minute of it.

    The other thing is the way that non socio-libero views are being demarked as being extremist (I noticed the ABBC having yet another dig at “alt-right” today bordering on calling them terrorists).

    The thing is, a lot of views from these global-liberalist groups are equally extreme and yet when mentioned on said ABBC they are portrayed as being the doyens of common sense.

    No ABBC, those global-liberalist groups can be considered as being just as extreme as groups such as “alt-right” and – more importantly – have proven themselves to be wholly undemocratic in their rantings and opinions.

    An “alt-right” source states they’re against illegal immigration and you brand them as “bigotted racists” (which is wrong on both counts). A socio-libero cunt states (on YOUR fucking channel by the way) that she hopes that all the children of the Brexiteers get an incurable illness/disease because of the impact on research – being reliant on immigration staff – and that didn’t even make your news programme on TV to publicly shame that cunt for such an unforgiveable statement/wish.

    You covered the fact (the next day) that the woman in question got a tweeting backlash but YOU (ABBC) did not condemn her words and also – in the piss poor story you ran on your shit website – portrayed that nasty-minded cunt as a victim!

    Also you neglected to point out that this nasty-minded cunt must also be as thick as Donald’s wallet because Brexit – if anything – will help to get these highly qualified individuals here, and from ALL OVER THE WORLD, easier because they have the smarts and skills that we need!

    That’s *exactly* the kind of immigration we want as opposed to becoming the dustbin for every disaffected cunt who cares to drag their scrawny arses here who more than likely will become a further drain on our resources (which are past breaking point and are now crippled) rather than being of any benefit to our society!

    But hey, I’m not allowed that view am I ABBC? Because that makes me one of those “racist bigots” right? Actually I feel I’ve just been blessed with common sense and luckily 52% of the UK agrees with me! So suck it up you cunts, and keep the twisting and belly-aching coming cos I’m luvvin’ it!

    • Excellent posts.
      Their world is unraveling before our eyes.
      They know it and it just sends them more lib crazy!
      They are sabotaging their own boat yet they can’t stop themselves from doing it.

      It’s beautiful to watch.
      Every time I see old Nigel grinning to himself, I know he’s thinking it too.

      • O’Brien is a massive cunt. His sneering attitude to anybody who doesn’t agree fully with his world view is sickening.
        Quite honestly I can only bear a few moments of him after which I need to change the radio channel.
        As has been said he is on the wrong side of the argument and can’t bear it. Get on with it cunt.
        Brexit and Trump are just the start. When your beloved EU implodes I hope you do too. Cunt.

  7. The only time I am going to listen to a BBC propaganda broadcast again is if the announcer says “This is the news with Alvar Lidell reading it”

  8. Do you guys get a show on UK telly called Ghost Hunters? What a pile of old wank that is. Same old shit every week (or at least whenever I’ve felt brain dead enough to watch it):
    – sounds of an old house settling during a cool night after a hot day = foot falls of a spirit
    – speck of dust floating past a camera lens = mysterious apparition
    – some completely distorted white noise on a digital recorder = an evil entity telling said ghost hunters to “get out”

    And why do they always turn the lights off when they start an ‘investigation’? Really? I mean fucking really? If you’re going into an old house at night after the owners have told you a bunch of ghostly tales, do you think you might just ever so slightly be predisposed to see and hear things that aren’t there? Is that at all possible? With the multitude of mobile/smart ‘phones in the world today, you’d think someone somewhere would have snagged an indisputable photo or video of something ghostly. Shock horror – it hasn’t happened.

    There is some weird stuff out there which cannot easily or readily be explained and science doesn’t know everything about everything, but that doesn’t mean it’s a fucking ghost. And if ghosts are real, then they wouldn’t be paranormal would they? They’d be normal. Jesus wept. Some people just want to see/hear what they want to. But I’m no different I suppose because I too want to see/hear Rachel Riley fingering herself in the shower.

  9. Most haunted. What a pile of shit. That slimy scouse conman Acorah. Who the fuck would think any of this dross was real? Dull cunts watching finding Bigfoot, a whole series of programmes where cunts roam around different woods, and, you guessed it, find fuck all. All these twat programmes are the same. An hour long, well 42 minutes after you take out the adverts, oh and before and after each ad break you have five minutes of coming up…..then five minutes of recap of what went on before, which leaves you with about six minutes of actual show, which is a load of wank to start with. The entertainment equivalent of junk food. Now, if it was a highbrow documentary about Rachel Riley playing hide the digit in the shower……..series link!

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