So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…
A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I’ll stick with the same Dioclese lot I had last time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Richard Adams, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Jacques Chirac!
So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck
Ken Dodd
Doris Day
Valery Giscard d’Estaing
Olivier d’Havilland
Albert Finney
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1. George Takei
2. Andre Previn
3. Ginger Baker
4. Keith Chegwin
5. Germaine Greer
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Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
My usual annoying still alive cunts please.
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Have a look above. Chegwin is taken…
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we reckon
bruce forsyth
Bernie eckleston
honor blackman
roger moore
hugh Heffner
all dried out dusty old cunts
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That dirty old pimp, Hefner, is already bagged….
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Sean Connery
Bill Clinton
Bonio
Gobdorf
Sting
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Honey G
john mccririck
Bill clinton
lilly allen
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Ok revised list
Bruce Forsyth
Bernie eckleston
Roger Moore
Honour Blackman
Bill cozby
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Ok JRC………….I”ll have Mike Tyson instead of Cher……Baaaaaaaaaaah
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Chuck Berry
Little Richard
Sir Bernard Ingham
Irene Papas
Brigette Bardot.
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Another one has gone……..Leon Russell.
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Helmut Kohl
John Le Carre
Barry Humphreys
Norman Foster
Barry Foster
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Sandy Gall
Doug Ellis
Prunella Scales
Tim West
Joost van der Westhuizen
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Dead cunt recap anybody have Leon Russell? , or the 18th Sultan of Sokoto, Ibrahim Dasuki?
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Neither as far as I can see…
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Bruce Forsyth
Billy Connolly
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Kanye West
Julian Assange
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That’s 6 and you’re allowed 5 but some were already taken I think?
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Funny thing is julian assange might be dead. There have spectaculations since last week… so you might have your man
Kilary and obuntu both want him dead for the wikileaks and costing her the election
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Peter Beardsley
Marcus Trescothick
John Noakes
Dame Edna Everage (Barry Humphries)
Vladimir Putin
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Castro has snuffed it.
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Did anyone pick Andrew Sachs? Bless him?
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