That’s it!!! I can’t stand it, I want to give a fucking cunting to Black Friday hysteria!!
More American shat copy cat cunting irritating shite from the USA. We copy everything from America, apart from automatic transmission cars which make more sense to me, why people want to drive manual cars baffles me, dip up and down with a stupid clutch and changing up and down fucking gears, drive automatics, simple plus easier if you want to scratch your Balls at the wheel
Nominated by: Harry Balls
Funny how the pc brigade are quiet on “black friday”……shouldn”t it be “white friday”?……baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Or ethnic Friday. Or black lives matter Friday. Or complete bollocks Friday.
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Black Friday….a day in America when someone will trample over a neighbour to get a deal…..the day after giving thanks for what they’ve already got……
Anon…
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Most of these sales are bullshit like those ‘closing down everything must go’ shops that actually never close down. Black and White cunts tip is when shopping in Sainsburys (or Lidl if your a poor cunt or Waitrose if your a rich cunt) is to buy the reduced things (especially meat and fish) and freeze the cunting stuff. You get some bargains especially in those smaller metros or whatever they call them. Got a whole Pork roasting joint for 50p and a ton of other things. Most of the stuff that is reduced is still good for a while after the date anyways.
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I thought this was made ilegal by an act of parliment in 1833, (quite interesting to knhow that Niger followed with a simular act in ……..2003!!!!)
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Can’t forget those cunts in Tesco or wherever it was scrambling like rats to get some shitty name Television and fighting like animals. What a load of cunts. Almost as bad as those cunts who go into the Oxford Street stores at 6am on Boxing Day. The cunts.
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Anyone who goes into a shop to buy anything other than foodstuffs is a cunt.
Had my lad’s Xmas list laid before me yesterday. A few clicks later the items were ordered and a few moments ago delivered to my door FoC.
I used to dread Xmas shopping (as it usually entailed going to some shopping centre at the weekend in a bull-bate frenzy) but now I do it all from my phone in the comfort of my armchair with a nice coffee, glass of Lindemans Bin 50 Shiraz, or pint of real ale whilst watching the sport.
Yes kids, Santa uses Amazon! 😅
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Even better I get the Mrs to do it all. Christmas shopping and shopping in general,is a cunt and I won’t have anything to do with it.
Keeps the old girl happy enough without any input from me. Job done.
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The one drawback being (in my case) is that my better half would go out usually armed with my Debit/Credit cards along with my defined list of 4 or so items.
Those items would be purchased…thank you…along with a couple of new tops, some perfume, etc.
And then woe-betide I even dare mention these “extras” – as quick as a flash – I’d get the: “Well they’ll do for my Xmas presents!”
Now then I have 2 questions:
1) Do you think they ever saw a piece of wrapping paper?
2) Had there subsequently been nothing to open on the day, do you think my response of: “But you already had your stuff that you bought last month!?!” would a) bet met with acceptance and grace, or b) result in a scowel and no games of “hide the sausage” over the festive period?
So for me Santa Amazon saves me the ball-ache of shopping in shops and saves me the additional expense of being “greatful” for having an intermediary (the good lady) do that shopping for me.
It’s a win-win situation for me! Now then, is it too early for a wee dram of calvados? 😆
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That is very true. Online shopping for presents is the way forward. It makes me laugh when these shops are bleating with such things like “online sales are killing us off”. They will do. I’m still careful about online shopping and who I buy from, however I always try to make informed choices and read as many different reviews as I can, and it has saved me from overspending a lot.
The thought of trudging around overcrowded shops near Christmas and having to watch clinically obese fat wankers, fucking doddery old fuckers who put parking dents in your car doors and hearing screaming little cunts and their space patrol cunt parents fills me with steamed piss. 99.9% of my Christmas shopping is done online. My two online go-to places are Amazon and eBay, especially the latter.
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There is nothing like the prospect of a bargain to bring the human vermin out in force.
Just open the shop doors wait for the cunts to rush in, lock them in and gas them like the vermin they are.
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Imagine if it was called White Friday, I am sure some Black cunts would shout ‘racist’ and say it implies only whites were invited and there are probably some White cunts who say it implies only Blacks are invited. Well what about us mixed cunts you fucking cunts? Are you suggesting I only put half my body in the door? Only half of me invited? Fuck off you racist cunts. Right that’s it I am organising a protest on………. Whiteladies Road in Bristol, or……. Blackboy Hill up the road in Bristol. Feel free to come and support me fellow cunters free spliffs and Rum all day (after a £20 donation).
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They could never call it ‘White Friday’ at the Trafford Centre, Black and White Cunt … Because there will be hardly any white (or black and white) faces there today…
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You should go in middle of the week……..
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Good one Johnson, although I think your a bit Middle’ist’.
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Automatic gearboxes are the way to go,with the traffic as is ,it saves sitting behind the cunt that has to leave a twenty car gap infront of him to save him the bother of a couple of gearchanges…..its these cunts that make the traffic problem 10 x worse….after you have got used to an auto you will never want to drive a manual car again,so if there is 1 thing in the world can thank the yanks for its this,they may be cunts but they don’t leave 100 meter spaces in traffic like the cunts here do….
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Happy belated thanksgiving(harvest day) I am thankful for Trump, Farage and Putin (bringers of peace & shitlording)and the tears they have caused, thankful for my vintage porn collection, my stash of hash & assorted ales,wines, my video game collection & film collection (trigger warning! you heathens) thankful for jesus christ for without him, none of this would be possible thankful for IAC.com for letting me rant for without it psychotherapy is a given
the pilgrims did nothing wrong… https://media.8ch.net/file_store/03c27f683c047e1ee066469523c417085ca8dc19bb5da35a5c4221b4d522d5a8.gif
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I would like to nominate Agenda 2030 for a cunting. For those who don’t know what it is you can read it here;
https://sustainabledevelopment.un.org/post2015/transformingourworld
It is nothing short of global communism, imposed upon us all. Ok, its a bit long so maybe just start at goal 1 for an overview.
Read it, make your own mind up, but be aware that this ‘great leap forward’ been adopted already.
How the fuck did we get to this Agenda 2030 bollocks?
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Agenda 2030?!
Come back Adolf, all is forgiven…
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I agree EU batshit migrant plan is fucking mental go read the current and recent EU president quotes on islam and the future of the europe under its guidance nuts!
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Sometimes I Wonder if losing WWII wouldn’t have just got us to this point quicker than the EU.
And Major and Blair are both cunts too…
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Christ that was heavy going, as well as frightening.
Got it (or rather us) all mapped out haven’t they…
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Indeed it is Mr B. Frankly just reading goal 4.7 sent shivers down my spine;
4.7 By 2030, ensure that all learners acquire the knowledge and skills needed to promote sustainable development, including, among others, through education for sustainable development and sustainable lifestyles, human rights, gender equality, promotion of a culture of peace and non-violence, global citizenship and appreciation of cultural diversity and of culture’s contribution to sustainable development.
Essentially the plan is to educate all kids to be social justice warriors hell bent on cultural Marxism, personally I regard that as mental abuse of kids.
And remember folks, this has whole plan has been adopted by 180 countries including crackpot dictatorships.
Hitler and Stalin would be creaming themselves at the thought of Agenda 2030.
Frightening doesn’t quite seem enough to describe it.
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Absolute fucking bollocks seems enough to describe it?
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Hitler gets a bad rap is all I’m saying he brought germany out of depression and sexual degeneracy.
The victors of war write its history and create its bad guys. The reason why Stalin is not looked at as a monster the way Hitler is, is because ultimately it was the communists and their sympathizers that won world war two.
If one truly goes and reads the real reasons why countries went to war with Germany(warmongering 80 yrs before) and not the populist lies that people think are the reasons, you will uncover some of the truth.Â
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Sound like you listen too much to ‘Anal Cunt’
“Hitler was a great guy he was just misunderstood “
Shit band, shit song!
There’s a synagogue here in Prague where the inside walls are inscribed with the names of 77,000 Jews he exterminated just from here alone. You couldn’t help being moved/appealed. And the peaceful ones are trying to do the same to us.
Makes you think…
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The peaceful ones are here because of there desire for pro-migrant rights makes you think indeed good sir… Every jew I ever heard of seems to have been personally holocausted by Mengele himself. The holoclaims never ends some truth but alot of elaborate lies and sympathy propaganda https://ifunny.co/fun/3VC1PrEH4?gallery=tag&query=holohoax#comments
Anal cunt isn’t even a real band their lead singer even admits to being a talentless hack lol I prefer deep purple/sir lord baltimore/humble pie/motorhead/Rush as far as “metal” goes most speed metal/grindcore is uncreative bullshit IMO
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I know you’re antisemitic TS but anyone who claims the Nazis didn’t exterminate them in their millions is brain dead…
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What amazes me about AC is that people actually buy their rubbish!
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I fucking guarantee that in 2030 there will still be hunger and poverty in all the usual places.
The sentence ‘no sustainable development without peace and no peace without sustainable development’ is just a caveat and gets the UN off the hook when it doesn’t happen.
Those with the real power need to keep people poor and hungry otherwise they lose control of the system that’s been in place for thousands of fucking years.
Nothing will change.
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Not at all I’m not antisemtic I don’t spend my days hating jewsI have a life. I just notice where the corruption grows and is rooted at their trail. There war crimes against humanity in history can’t be denied. I’m a christian I believe in christ I truly do I wish jews hate of christ wasn’t so much promoted in this evil world but it is.
The supermoon is a sign the end is near I believe… https://youtu.be/zCnJdQ9izto
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I thought the Christ haters were the Muslims. They hate Jews as well. Well, anyone but Muslims will do for them I reckon.
Personally I think all religion is superstitious bullshit and the world would be better without any of it..
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Stalin wasn’t that big on religion either mate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USSR_anti-religious_campaign_(1928%E2%80%9341) Neither was Chairman Mao Zedong he killed millions in the name of “ending” religion. Everything that comes out of hollywood is christ hatred, look at mel gibson the hollywood stasi bastards won’t forgive him just because the film depicted them in a negative light
With the election of Trump, and Brexit, and now the death of one of the last icons of the Cold War, we are entering into a completely new century. Something big is happening I can feel it
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Given that Stalin and Mao were both communists and therefore atheists by definition, that’s hardly surprising?
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I was just saying if you want religion out of this world completely. Then lots of people have to die and then who has the more toxic idealogy?
I was also saying that both stalin and mao forbade religion, hitler still allowed worship of other gods freedom of religion “insofar as they do not jeopardize the state’s existence…”
Nazism was a reply to genocidal communism and Bolshevism which started the red revolution this is a bloody fact. Britain use to be a christian country at least, nows its a den of vipers and fucking hajitown central also who champions immigration?
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Let’s launch the big one and see if there’s really a god who loves us.
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Hoooooooooooooooooooooray a automatic transmission fan! I passed in a manual and will never drive a manual again, it’s pointless now driving a manual with having too slow down for speed bumps and traffic calming cunt measures all the time, dipping the clutch every 5 seconds and stirring soup with a stupid manual gearbox – automatics are common sense nowadays!
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Totally agree, although driving a manual after having got so used to an Automatic is quite funny. Forgetting to change gear and your going 50mph in 2nd gear. The only time I’d want a manual is for a track day when you don’t have slow cunts getting in the way.
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Great in my Jag but really doesn’t work in my MX5…
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Big autos are fine, but small ones are horrible.
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The MX is more fun than the XJ tho’
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No wonder it’s called Black Friday… All those mommas, Somalian ‘bruthas’ and pakis… A friend of mine who works in the Trafford Centre (horrible place) sent me a video of last year’s Black Friday… It was just like a giant dark swarm, or a huge herd of rampaging buffalo…
Surprised ‘The Village’ of snowflakes hasn’t already renamed it ‘Black Friday Matters’…. Because there’ll be more than enough of them there today…. Spending their hard earned benefits no doubt…
* The Village – As in The Prisoner….
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It’s true, I notice on the boxing day sales it’s all Japs, Pakis and Somalian cunts with a load of other cunts who don’t respect the Christian values this country was built upon. The cunts.
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It’s just typical modern media based hyped up wank that idiots buy into and it also shows what thick sheep and grabbing cunts a lot of people are… Black Friday… Your chance to buy shite you don’t need and can’t afford to impress people you don’t like at a 15% discount…. It really is a load of cunt…. Watching two cunts fighting over a ‘Black Friday’ telly or phone?… They’d behave better on the Planet Of The Apes…
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Black Friday is essentially using the same tactics as those really dodgy auctions that used to pop up in the eighties in some disused high street shop. They build up the hype with promises of the best fucking thing ever for fuck all money only to not have that item available.
To compare then and now, I was dragged to one of those dodgy auctions in Nottingham around 1990 by a couple of friends who couldn’t help themselves in bagging the bargain of the fucking century. I told them it was a scam but…… Anyway, inside, and at the start of the ‘trick’ everyone was promised a Nintendo Game Boy for about a fiver. The auctioneer (some cunt from the east end of London who couldn’t stop fucking swearing at his little helpers when the weren’t taking notice of who was being reeled in) showed around a dozen of the things, all boxed up to the crowd and began to carry out his trick. Of course it was clear that he had his stooges to ‘buy’ said items. People were getting sucked in raising their hands in hope of getting one. I watched as not one of those hands received a Game Boy. But, hey, a couple of cunts standing randomly in the crowd were congratulated by the auctioneer and asked to make payment round the back to receive their good. Back they came with the Game Boy’s in hand a very big smiles on their faces. So now the crowd have seen it happen. Fuck, Game Boys for a fiver! I want some of that, they all thought. Even my mates.
So, with the crowd sucked in and the auctioneer using said powers of persuasion and hype, the next lots cam out. Computers, monitors, all sorts of electrical ‘shit’. but to the converted, a fucking bargain. (one of the computer screens even had that fluorescent postcode identification marked all over it. Clearly knocked off and clearly a first gen computer screen (think Bionic man stuff). however, to my amazement, the crowd just didn’t see it. All they wanted was loads of stuff for fuck all. What really caught my eye was that once a deal had ben made, the auctioneer wouldn’t ask said customer to ‘go round the back’. He actually swiped credit cards – old school style with the hand held swiper and carbon paper – on the stage he was stood on and then asked the customers to go to ‘that man there’ to received their good – utterly fucking worthless shit. By the time those who had bought realised what had happened to them it was too late.
One guy tried to leave before paying. Oops, mistake! A couple of big cunts frog marched him back to the auctioneer to pay up. Fucking scary. My mates then realised it was all a scam. I fucking told you so, I said.
These days it’s exactly the same principle. Hype it up to fuck because thick cunts never learn. Last year I saw a Black Friday video where a guy literally jumped into a load of TV’s so that he could get one. He must’ve paid around £500 for a tv that was fucking worth about £100. What a cunt.
I have no sympathy for anyone that falls for this shit. As some fucking rap song went – Don’t believe the hype.
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The more American this country gets, the less I like it. They can stick their black friday and their thanksgiving up their arse. As for automatic cars, I’ve never driven anything else. Why would you want to fiddle around with three pedals and a silly stick when all you need is two pedals, stop and go?
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I saw an advert yesterday for cars being given the black Friday treatment.
A fucking car.
I’ve never paid attention to this tat , but understand that cunts love a bargain, but cars.
How many of them can you pick up in your hands ?
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The sort of cunts who go to these so called sales you find are the ones who are easy victims of scams,fools thats wot a they be sir .fools.
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i wonder if this is fizzling out a bit this year. i went to my local big tescos to get some ointment for me chilblains. about 2pm it was. not many people there and fuckin loads of ‘bargain’ tellys piled in heaps, shame i had to buy a new one a few weeks ago. it’s a 4k one. any chance of having a few programmes made in 4k?. i’m thinking of getting a new car in April. this talk of automatics has got me finkin. are automatic gearboxs as reliable as manual ones?
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Yes but they use more fuel. OK in a car over 1500cc IMHO..
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I think you’re right there. I’ve not noticed any of the usual BF crowds around my way. Things seem to be at pretty normal levels for this time of year. I read that more sales are happening online this year. Maybe the more level-headed people are thinking “fuck that for a game of tin soldiers” and have taken the more sensible route of shopping at home in the quiet, rather than mixing it with a crowd of useless greedy cunts in a shop-shootout.
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Having just seen the evening news…
The sight of hindreds of gollywogs storming through the Black Friday doors and then physically fighting each other in order to get a tenner off a tv.
Now I know why they call it Black Friday.
Someone should publicise to our little ethnic friends that they are giving away free PlayStation 4s inside the crater of mount etna.
That would sort out our problems.
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