Angelina Jolie is a cunt…
Q: What do Angelina and a washing machine have in common?
A: They both drip when they are fucked….
Q: What’s the difference between Angelina and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball….
Q: What’s the difference between Angelina and The Belgrano?
A: Only 321 men went down on the Belgrano….
Nominated by: Norman
What a count she turned out to be, brad should have stuck with the one from friends, bit nuts but I suspect not a count
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A count? like count dracula?! All I know is all celebrities are cunts but Jolie takes the cunt cake in making me extra squeamish. Like I literally get ill looking at her, jennifer aniston isn’t that much better they both look like bossy dictatoral cunts.
Come to think of it I can’t stand anniston’s voice its unbelievably grating, Pitt has cunted himself for too long he deserves everything he gets he’s a average actor at best. I don’t have respect for either of them they are both complete fuckheads.
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I prefer zsana i think shes a better actress and has a good rapport with animals .
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I first noticed Jennifer Aniston when she was a nurse on Quantum Leap… She had a tight green jumper on and she was very do-able…. Jolie is a demented, rough arsed skank… Why Pitt – someone who could have his pick – would shack up with a slapper, who has had more sausages than Wall’s, more chuff thumping than Elton and Liberace combined, and is well known for being four cans short of a six pack, is anyone’s guess…
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And speaking of celebricunts, I see auld Sting is out with his lute and some fucker on a bongo drum in a remembrance jobby for the Paris attack victims.
Funnily enough his smug cunt face was on again during the ads immediately following that segment in an ad for his latest album. No doubt just a “great timing” coincidence.
Cynical, moi!?!
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Sting is a huge lump of helmet cheese, and a red giant star where celebrity cunts are concerned…
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No wonder Stewart Copeland hates the cunt…
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Did he actually sing Inshallah at the bataclan re-opening? Does the stupid pig headed cunt know that the victims weren’t moslems and were mostly french?
This is akin to going to madeline mccann funeral memorial and singing “you’ll never walk alone” or even better stings own “I’ll be watching you”. What a bloated cunt he is
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One of the many things I hate about sting is the fact he dumped his Geordie accent for what he regards as a “new form of speech”. What a pompous, self conceited, snobby cunt.
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Without Andy Summers on guitar you realise just how crap Sting is.
Why is it that musicians with one name are all cunts – Sting, Slash, Bono, Madonna?
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Never thought about that till now…Adele,Beyonce, Rihanna, Usher, and cunt of cunts Eminem…
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And let’s not forget the ever crappy Lorde.
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Cher, Tupac, Kylie,Cheryl… All shite….
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Lemmy broke that cycle, alas, no longer with us whilst there are many more deserving cunts for an early bath
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And so the silly (aka cunts) season is once again nearly upon us, and I now make what I believe to be a cast-iron prediction….
Jools Holland and his filmed on a November afternoon ‘Cuntenanny’ will have an anti-Brexit and an anti-Trump theme this year… It is BBC policy, after all… Aside from all the usual tuneless crap he has on it every year (Beverley Knight, KT Cuntstall. Muso-Wank Blues Orchestra etc), I guarantee this year’s cuntfest will almost certainly feature Lily The Musical Mong in full massive eppy blubbering spazmotron gobshite mode, and all the BBC royalty celeb cunts Holland licks up to will all say something like ‘Fight Brexit’ ‘Fight Trump’ ‘Stop Hate Crime’ and ‘More diversity on TV’ as their New Year Resolutions…. It’s always a cunt bonanza… But cunt spotters this year will be in for a special treat…
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I think that’s a given!
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Guaranteed, Rebel…. Wouldn’t be surprised if the most hated woman in Britain, Gina Miller of course, made an appearance on the Cuntenanny to talk shite and cover herself in publicity… ‘Sir’ Lenny Henry will be there, with his usual ‘Not enough blacks on telly’ bollocks (he should watch Crimewatch!), and Benderdict Cuntbercunt, Fanny Izzard,and Judge Bender will also probably be in residence to vent their Brexit butthurt on television… Only way I’ll watch it is if The Stone Roses appear (which they won’t!) or if Daisy owe did a strip…. I’m still hopeful about the second one…
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Daisy Lowe I meant… Thinking about it made me a bit dizzy…
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Holland is a squeaky voiced jumped up pub pianist who doesn’t know one end of a good singer from the other. An unending guest list of mainly putrid artists with no fucking talent being applauded by an audience so full of marching powder their faces are stuck solid in a stupid grin.
A totally useless wanker who wouldn’t make it on a fucking cross channel ferry band ,pathetic whining little prick.
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Jolie is about as sexy as Diane Abbott on a bad night (OK, I admit that’s pushing it a bit!)…
But that ‘permanent pout’… Is that supposed to be sexy?! She looks like a cross between the bride from Gremlins 2 and a Dalek’s sucker thing…. And you’d have to have a number of STD tests even if you just shook her hand… Horrendous, don’t you know….
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Stick her to the car windscreen by the lips, then jam an air freshener between her arse cheeks. Alternatively, turn her over to make a cup holder.
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Pint glass holder.
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Sink plunger…
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That’s not sexy. That’s collagen…
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The problem with jolie is shes too confident in herself this is probably how she became such a twisted bossy no talent cunt.
She needs to be slapped around a bit taken out of her cuntfort zone and knocked down a few pegs. Actually maybe the reserve happened?
her father was also a cunt.
Yes her wicked looking pout isn’t sexy its a turnoff she reminds me of a demon possessed fuckwit like that exorcist girl
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I’m not saying the two things are in any way connected, but did you know that Sting played the inaugural gig at the re-opened Bataclan ( where were you ISIS?) and also has a new album out. In another completely coincidental event, Christmas is only 6 weeks away.
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Sting did the inaugural gig at that venue? Were they hard up to attract acts or summat??
Did they have Peter Skellern and Richard Stilgoe on the same bill?
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Never found Jolie attractive at all. Now a UN something or other she is hardly ever off the telly the cunt.
Brad Pitt had a bit of a result on this one.
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Jolie reminds me of that creature that attaches itself to the Millenium Falcons window in Empire Strikes Back and gives the princess a fright.
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great to see gina miller is now the most hated woman in Britain this week knocking lilly the musical mong into 2nd and charlotte churck 3rd both down this week,gina miller is now crying cuz her kids are being given a hard time….good enough,where is this cunt from….some fly blown shit hole I suspect,i bet the other two cunts have verbal diariah to share reference brexit but are keeping their heads down
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