Wayne Rooney [4]

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Wayne Cuntney, he is a disgrace to the England shirt.

We have had South Africa 2010, Brazil 2014, and the recent Euros totally shit performances and this cunt has been one of the shittest performers. Gets paid 300k a week and he’s been shit for year’s.

What a cunt.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

50 thoughts on “Wayne Rooney [4]”

  1. A slaphead, Scouse, granny shagging cunt of a footballer.

    It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    • Makes me laugh when post-Premiership nu-footie cunts attempt to put the hagshagger in the same class as Law, Charlton, Best… Fuck Rooney’s goalscoring stats… The fat liability will never be as good as the aforementioned Holy Trinity as long as I have hole in my arse…

      Also, the fat wighead is well behind the likes of Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Tommy Taylor, David Herd (RIP), Dennis Violet, Jack Rowley,Sparky Hughes, Andy Cole, Ole Gunnar Solksjaer in the United strikers hall of fame… Give me Jimmy Greenhoff and Pancho Person ahead of that inept Scouse whoremongerer any time…

      • Fuck knows why the link didn’t paste fully? Anyways his wife Coleen is a cunt. Wayne got caught fucking a
        Granny yet she sticks with the Millionaire cunt (I wonder) and evertime there is a tournament she is prouncing round like she’s a massive celebrity. Stupid cow.

      • You don’t know why Coleen stayed with him. Maybe she’s a dirty cunt who loves to dildo herself whilst Wayne waxes lyrycal about humping grannies ,maybe he brings the old cunts round for Coleen to suck his spunk out of their holes or maybe when Wayne is rooting them ,their old men are rattling coleens fuckholes . it could be any if these , just don’t assume it’s all about the money ,coz Wayne’s also a handsome fella……..

      • Why does the syrup wearing, cross eyed Scouse mong always go ‘Earrrrrrrrrr’ between every sentence he says? Is it some sort of tribute to Bugs Bunny?….

        Also, I have seen the grannyshafting twat in town of a night, and he does not act like a highly paid professional footballer (and MUFC and England Captain) should… Always pissed, always got a fag in his mouth, and always eating shite junk food…
        And let’s not even start on his two orange skinned slappers and 200 quid for a packet of fags routine…

        And did anyone else see a part-time player from Malta nutmeg the fat jighead last night? Fucking useless Scouse cunt….

      • Why does this syrup wearing Scouse cunt always go ‘Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’ between every sentence he says at a press conference?… Is it some kind of tribute to Bugs Bunny?…

        And did anyone else see that part-time player from Malta nutmeg the fat, grannygubbing jighead last night?… Fucking useless fat Scouse cunt…

  3. Talking of scouse cunts……I was recently in Liverpool at a pub quiz.
    Had trouble understanding what the bloke asking the questions was saying, so decided to answer every question with either The Beatles or Steven Gerrard……
    Came second……

    • I reckon one our Cilla and a couple of Tarby’s and you’d of won.

      Steven Gerrard is a massive cunt of epic proportions.

      • Seven blokes get done for affray, threatening behaviour etc. and only one of them pleads not guilty and gets off: the epic cunt Gerrard. Draw your own conclusions. And Wayne Rooney ought to be playing for an Irish Travellers/Gyppos/Tinkers 11 not for England the burger munching, munter fucking, fat useless cunt. Get back to yer filthy caravan.

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/5900657/Steven-Gerrard-cleared-of-affray-in-nightclub.html

      • Is there anything a scouser could do to make a fellow scouser think less of him ? As soon as i read the word jurynd then Liverpool court ,you just knew he was gonna walk between the raindrops. Admit punching repeatedly and walk away with reputation intact… Cunts the lot of them………….Alan fistula (foxes fan) and anybody else interested ,have a look on YouTube for Hitlers reaction to Jamie vardy…… It fucking hilarious ,tears rolling down hilarious……..

  4. For someone who gets paid millions for doing almost nothing he looks a highly irritated mong like someone shite in his cereal, actually looks like rape is on his mind(keep a eye on him).

    Alot of these thick skull athletic jocks act like they are going to war or something… well I bloody guess in their minds they are going to war. War of the twits! 🙂

    • “Looks like rape on his mind” ….classic, was thinking of a way to describe the cunts demeanor ,but couldn’t quite nail it …….you did………..

    • Talking of war there are real rumblings of a conflict with Russia right now. Both sides ramping up military presence in Eastern Europe (think the poles should head home and prepare to defend their country) The US ramping up the rhetoric and now a possible no fly zone over Syria which the Russians have said will be an act of war.

      Obama may suspend the election if things get any worse, WWIII seems a tad extreme as a ply to stop the Clintons getting back in the Whitehouse.

      • What baffles me is Clinton is the war candidate trump doesn’t want a war with russia. Clinton promises war if she wins so much for anti-goverment antiwar liberals.

        If Trump does lose it will unfortunately because of the dreaded evangelical/feminist-woman/and haji vote.

        Also the fact the damn feds are actually forcing illegal aliens into USA to vote for clinton its blair all over again Obama actually wanted to force congress to accept 2 million migrants stupid monkey commie cunt!

        Are the retarded MSM now gonna call this pathetic scandal GrabThe PussyGate or something?! Nothing happened it was just dumb guy talk FFS bill clinton has 2 illegitimate children and has raped dozens of women hahaha are people this fucking dense?

      • Maybe gonna take up jogging if ends up in a three way………imagine your mama telling you that your papa was her only white trick and you were also conceived in a threesome… Heehee……

      • It’s not like Bill and Hilary don’t have a record for grabbing pussy, sadly they have evaded the criminal record they deserve

  5. Stupid first names is a cunt,

    I get embarrassed for people with made up or stupid first names. Obviously black cunts are some of the worst offenders with names like La troy, and TaKeisha but a lot of white cunts come up with stupid names as well like Jamie Olivers kids Poppy and Buddy etc. At the end of the day you are putting your kids at a disadvantage before they get a chance to make their own mistakes. What’s wrong with normal names that have history and don’t make you sound like a cunt. The world is under attack from cunts, these cunts are everywhere slowly taking over. Eventually there will be only one place left that is safe for us cunters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunter

    • My aunties kids have weird names , there’s Dusty ,coz when she first brought him home a bit of dust fell on his head , theres Feather ,coz when she first came home a feather fell on her head , and then there’s poor little Wardrobe…..

    • I bet Gideon Osborne was the school punchbag. I have no doubt that continued into Westminster with all the other under-educated, over-rich cunts doling out lunch money runs against “George”.

      “Aye, aye Geordie lad. Why the tears?”

      “One of the new kids pinched my dinner money.”

      “But howay Geordie, yerrah senior foh fuck’s sake man!”

      “They had their big brother with them!”

      “Tell wa we it was an’ al knack tha’ cunt!”

      “It was wee Bernie Sturgeon and her brother Rab C Nesbit Salmond!”

      “Oh fuck, not that little f’kin demon! Tell you what I’ll leave a 2ltr bottle of Vodka in their bit – cunts cannot resist gettin’ smashed like – and when they’re done we’ll nip ower and annex their oil & gas rights an’ tak the free university places off tha’ cunts!”

      “Thank you David. I hope that Brexit vote goes well for you.”

      “Aye, me an’ all, cos if the ungrateful cunts vote to leave there’s ganna be war on!”

      • Hell Yeah I’d live in switzerland although learning swiss is gonna be a bit of a challenge seeing how its the 13th most difficult language to learn.

        Although its expensive as fuck so good luck trying to live there, beautiful country and landscape though and the women there are top titty blonde and slim mostly

    • Chav slags always call their kids horrible names… In the 90s a lot of little girls were called Chardonnay (after ‘Footballers Wives’ slapper) or Kylie (after lezzer Aussie midget)… Then it was Billie (after horse faced Dr. Who sidekick) and Scarlett (after rather fuckable, but irritating, movie star), and now it’s Miley, Beyoncé, Pink, Rihanna (or even Riri) and even Gaga (after various modern popstar trollops)…. And what price some chav scum naming their baby boy and girl Kayne and Kardashian?… It’s probably already happened…

  6. Chav slags always give their kids stupid and horrible names… First it was Krystal (after shoulder padded ‘Dynasty’ person), then it was Chardonnay (after ‘Footballers Wives’ slapper) and Kylie (after Aussie lezzer midget), then it was Billie (after horse faced Doctor Who sidekick) and Scarlett (after rather fuckable – but irritating – movie star), and now it’s Rihanna, Pink, Beyoncé, Cheryl, Miley, and even Gaga (after numerous talentless pop star trollops)… What price some chav scum naming their baby boy and girl twins Kanye and Kardashian? I bet it’s already happened…

    • Whatever happened to giving a kid a name that actually suited them? My mother always said she named my kid sister Judy because it suited her, and it does…. She’s just a ‘Judy’ and that’s that…

      Now, these cunts who shouldn’t even be allowed to have kids, will name their child after anyone famous, no matter how stupid the name is… I can imagine a schoolyard in ten years time: ‘What’s your name’ ‘My name’s Kayne!’ ‘Oh, my name is Kanye too! And that’s my sister, Beyoncé and her friend Miley!’ Jesus fucking wept…

      • There was some yank mum awhileback who named her son Elvis “in honour of the King”. Of course graceland cancer this will forsure her sons future as a elvis impersonator.

        Yeah deciding a name is really a fateful decision giving them a dumb name like Kayne or chardonnay could fuck them up for life and make them turn to drink or drugs… either way give them a bleeding normal name for petes sake don’t be a dumb attention seeking cunt

      • What about that old molester father of Phil and Gary Neville ?…..fuck what is his first name again ?……

      • I’d love to see West deposited in a working mens club in Govan to do a gig:

        “Whoa th’fack ah yee?”

        “Kanye.”

        “Well let me tell you san, nae yeh fackin’ canneh! Now fack aff and leave tha’ Rolex on tha’ coontah! Away wi’ yee! Yah cant!”

    • I actually know a white couple who have a white son called Kanye.

      I’d like to give a big cunting to Mr Vain himself Lewis Hamilton for probably the most embarrassing reason to walk out of a press conference ever, yep he got upset and felt disrespected because the press pulled him up on his Snapchatting during the press conference, a 31 year old man getting kicks out of bunny ear filters is fucking pathetic, to whinge about it is even worse.

      Yes the press conferences are tedious but just do what Raikkonen does and go to sleep.

    • Mrs Boilsmypiss, quizzed me on the pronunciation on one of the new intakes in her nursery class … she’s seen some beauties over the years …. Kylies et al, .. but even this one stopped her in her tracks … Written … La-a … . Fucking stumped me until she said it was pronounced … La dash a. A poor fucking white kid as well.
      It makes me weep. Give your offspring a fucking leg up in life, for fucks sake. Why harness them with this kind of shit … Does it give the parent ( I’m not going to say parents, ’cause there will be only one single female as the Cunt that shagged her will be nowhere to be seen ) some kind of feeling that with a ‘fancy’ name the kid will be treated special through life …? Wrong fucking spy there ….

  7. I always thought Chelsea was a cunt of a name for a child (therefore the Clintons are cunts) and wondered if anyone would herald the arrival of their baby son Man U. A cunt in Leicester years ago named his daughter Wembley after a trivial football achievement. American black chavs are the worst. Trayvon, what the fuck’s that all about? Get two crap names, stick em together and see what you come up with. I know, Tyler and Beyoncé; Tyloncé that’s nice we’ll call it that, boy or girl. And then there’s the mothers and the cosmetics brands.I’ve seen Revlon and Avon but never a Rimmel. It’s a wonder Posh Spice’s most recent offering wasn’t called Harpic the cunt.

      • I’d go for Eden, Birdman, rather than Chelsea as a name after his league winning goal. I thought he was a mardy cunt at the beginning of last season after the Eva Carneiro business but by the end he’d gone from zero to hero for me. But Mourinho is a cunt got not saying sorry.

  8. This is one of the many reasons I hate football and its supporters. Making a hero out of a piece of shit like this cunt.

    • I am a football lover and supporter but emphatically do not hold up Rooney as a hero. He is a fat,granny fucking, overpaid scouse cunt in a wig.

  9. I think that we are not gifted with a massive selection of good footballers in this country, due to the overwhelming number of foreign players in the top league.
    In fact my opinion is that Gerrard is the only one in memory that would have made it into a world eleven.
    Rooney has , for most of his career, played well for England , not great but Ok and certainly for most of his time there I cannot think of a single alternative who would have done as well.
    He earns £350,000 a FUCKING WEEK!. If that is a cunt, show me where to sign up. . That is £18 million a year and I don’t care who he shags or if his hair is regrown, the cunts are those that look at him and call him a cunt, he has worked the system like a fucking master.

    • I don’t blame him for taking the money if a club are silly enough to pay him that much when he is clearly past it. He is a cunt for not resigning from the England set up after Brazil, and then after the Euros saying he will retire in 2018! No Rooney, you should have resigned after Brazil. He only wants to stay on to increase his hollow goal record. He is taking up a valuable place and he is a crap cunt. Time to fuck off for the sake of the team.

  11. Now his gold digging idiot cunt of a mrs has surfaced on Twatter, to defend the wig wearing liability and ‘hit out’ at her beloved Scouse Gremlin’s critics… The sooner they both sod off to China or the USA, the better…

    Another nail in the Rooney coffin… They have become a total laughing stock…

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