Halloween is orn Monday granted and one expects a bit orf ectoplasm in ones pants but these two are taking the piss. Oit haunting 24/7. Or are Kirk and missis starring in a remake orf Bride orf Dracula? Any cunter that has old Fartacus in The Pool let me mark your card. Kirk Douglas is one orf the Undead so don’t hold your breath.
Oh and any Trick or Treaters oit there that intend to come aroinde my way Fuck Orf.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
curtains drawn and lights out tomorrow evening from 5.30 until 8.30. what a load of bollocks Halloween is. if commercial interests didnt promote it every fuckin year it would disappear within a couple of years but the mindless morons fall for it hook line and sinker.
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I’ve seen loads of parents/cunts shelling out a fortune on Halloween shite for their brats while out shopping with the mrs… All that money wasted on one fucking night… People are as stupid as fuck and kids get what they want far too easy these days… It’s also a load of tasteless crap now too… When I was a lad it was a sheet or Dracula teeth, now it’s blood splattered costumes, severed hands, killer clown masks, stick-on wounds, plastic chainsaws… It isn’t even ghosts and ghouls any more, it’s fucking slasher movies, designer gore, and serial killers… And parents actually buy this sort of shite for their young kids… They want shooting….
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And the clothing standards are a cunt too!
Although I understand roast kid is quite tasty – or was that goats?…
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I don’t know about the UK, but if ye don’t answer the door here then the young tuffs egg your house and it’s a cunt to clean when it dries.
Little bastards.
I’m alright as i live directly opposite the Guardia Civil compound and the cop shop is on the corner…..
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you’d probably get away with shooting the cunts
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Which one is kirk ?…….
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I usually think Halloween is a load of commercial cuntishness but this year I’ve decided to really get into the spirit of the whole thing.
So I’ve bought a spooky costume and I’m going to spend the evening murdering teens down by the lake…..
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Of course there will be the ‘evil’ and ‘scary’ ‘Halloween episodes of shite like Corrie, NeverEnders, Emmerdale… Why do these stupid cunts always have to go into crappy horror film mode on October 31st, and all the pub regulars dress up like mongs in ridiculous costumes? No pub I go in has people or staff dressed up like wankers on Halloween… Totally unrealistic shite…
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The sorts of pubs I go in a homicidal chainsaw wielding cunt in a ski mask would get nutted early doors. Fuck off, cunt.
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Schools are worse. My daughter is a teaching assistant at a primary. Staff and kids a!l dress up. My five year old granddaughter hates it. Reckons it’s ‘silly’
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When I was a kid we got a hollowed out swede and a few candles. No such thing as fucking pumpkins then. Now its all big business. Cunts.
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If you want to watch a horror film ( now called scary movies ) look no further than the latest Killory Kiloton advert. Pile of cunt.
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Fucking hate Halloween. Like Christmas it’s just an excuse for the likes of Tesco, Asda and Morrison’s to sell a load of tasteless, overpriced shite. Fortunately, my house is surrounded by a big wall and a gate, so no trick or treaters can get to my front door. I’m locking myself in my man cave tomorrow night. And I’m not coming out until Tuesday. Apparently, this makes me a ‘miserable old twat’, but I don’t care. They can shove Halloween up their arses.
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I do think in fairness though I have the professional dodger in my nominations for DP It will be De Havilland carrying his box.
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Just another commercial bullshit exercise from across the pond. Answer the door dressed in a shellsuit, white wig, cigar and gold medallion. That cunts them out pretty fast style.
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