The End of BST

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I would also like to cunt the clocks going back/forward why oh why do we need to do this in this country?

As if winter isn’t depressing enough……

Nominated by: fuglyucker

British Summer Time or Daylight Saving Time is a cunt,

What cunt thought this was a good idea? Nobody ever remembers when the fuck to change the clocks until some cunt reminds them and then some cunt forgets and messes things up for some other cunt. I think we should have a referendum on this cunt behaviour. Time is the time and time waits for no cunt, so don’t be a cunt and try to change the time so you get an extra hour in bed you lazy cunt. So don’t forget cunters the clocks go forward at 2:00am. See you later or earlier! What a piece of cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

6 thoughts on “The End of BST”

  1. I tend to spend most of Sunday trying to find the fucking manual for all the various appliances that have a clock on them.

  2. Supposedly it was to help farmers. What a load of bollocks, I had to go in half an hour earlier to compensate when I worked on a dairy farm, cos the cows still needed milking at regular intervals, to save them discomfort from carrying too much milk in their udders. Maybe the crops feel more needy in the winter when the arable farmers aren’t awake later in the day. Who fucking knows. All in all it is a useless exercise and should definitely be ended. The sun will rise and set about two minutes further apart each day, and we will all keep the same sleep patterns.

    Clock changes are bollocks. If I was spivey I would say it was the lizard overlord’s way of keeping us off balance all year

    But I’m not

    Yet

    • Pesky cows.
      Sorry to hear they fucked up your hours, but I’m pissing myself.

      I used to milk the beasts myself. A lot of shit to clean up afterwards…..

  3. “So don’t forget cunters the clocks go forward at 2:00am. See you later or earlier! What a piece of cunt”

    Er, clocks go back and hour,
    ‘spring forward = clocks go forward an hour for BST – British Summer Time’
    ‘fall back = clocks go back an hour for GMT – Greenwich Mean Time’

    It is a total cunt though and fucking unnecessary,
    apparently they only do it so the mornings and evenings are light enough for kids going to/coming home from school.

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