Russell Brand [10]

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Russell Brand is an even bigger cunt than I thought he was (and I always thought he was a massive cunt!)…

The smackhead scruffbag media parasite has now admitted that he stole items of mail and money while he ‘worked’ as a postman… I bet he stole some struggling person’s giro or some pensioner’s heating allowance cheque, not to mention hard earned and saved for Christmas money and gifts for relatives and friends of honest and hard working people… The dirty cunt probably even nicked birthday money that was for kids or babies…. I have always loathed this arrogant, smug, self satisfied cunt, but this proves beyond any doubt that the man is filth….

Nominated by: Norman

45 thoughts on “Russell Brand [10]”

  1. Where do ya start with this horrible cunt of a man this cunt needs toads ramming up his shit scoop till they spill from is mouth this is the type of cunt who would get a kick out of fucking a dead druggie and would also take great joy in fucking a kangaroo this is a pure cunt of life form he knocks me a fucking sick hes a cunt.

  2. He is an annoying cunt who gets way more publicity than his talent deserves, all the SJW’s in the media love him so we get him shoved in our faces.

    He is nearly as annoying as the cunts that have been setting fireworks off every evening for the last few days. One of the little cunts is going to maim someone soon, hopefully himself.

    Harsh maybe but the inconsiderate good for fuck all cunts need a lesson and justice would be served if they educated themselves not to play with fireworks.

  4. I naively hoped that Brand had taken himself off the radar because even he saw what a cunt he was since so many people had started to disown the puffed up deeply unfunny right up his own colon piece of shite.
    That he stole from the Post bag is not a revelation, his attitude during the ‘Manuel’ episode told me everything that is needed about this appalling genital wart. He and the almost equally unfunny turdrag Woss really thought what they did was funny and it was a long time before the realisation that they had hurt someone actually mattered to people.
    Not them, all they had to do was backpedal and apologise and even that was clumsy and unconvincing. They had media power and suddenly it was gone so they just went under the radar. Doesn’t mean they aren’t still two nasty died in the wool shitbags because they are and they would do it again if it didn’t impinge upon their earning powers.
    I loathe them both because they are without any decency or morality and , come to that , real talent. They are the tramps underpants of the entertainment business , the stench just will never go away.
    I hope they both die of giant piles.

    • You are indeed correct TB ; the obnoxious duo , Brand and Ross ,
      are cunts of the highest magnitude for their shameful behaviour towards the magnificent Manuel. Peurile Bollocks.
      What’s worse is that Wossy, particularly, is one of those metrocentric , ultra precious cunts who would be appalled if anyone dared impinge on the sanctified bounds of his own coddled family.

  5. Russell Brand , Russell Brand
    Riding through the glen.
    Puts his cock everywhere,
    Women , dogs and men,

    Taking the piss,
    No-one would miss,
    Russell Brand , cuntness canned,
    Russell Brand..

  6. Totally unfunny, arrogant, thinks he is actually funny, former Smack head, cunt who only appeals to cunts. Caught a bit of this cunt the other day on the Jonathan Ross show and he like all comedians thinks every reply he gives has to be funny. Someone needs to tell this cunt that shouting and acting like a ‘wild’ man isn’t funny at all. The fact this cunt has made millions out of being crap shows how many cunts there are who actually find this knobhead funny. I recall he rang some cunt up on Jonathan Ross’ radio show and left a message saying he had slept with the cunts daughter, hilarious. Definitely needs a kick in the bollocks.

  7. Unfunny, unwashed, untalented, stinking smelly, thieving, probably die of a overdose or drugs binge, turd on a stick, utter utter CUNT, RUSSELL BRAND YOU COMPLETE CUNT!!!

  8. while we’re at it lets cunt ‘ celebrity chat shows’ ffs what a tired over the hill excuse for entertainment they are.most of em only appear on them ‘cos they have something to plug. they only tell you what they don’t mind everyone knowing, anything that could be even the slightest bit interesting and shows them in a bad light, you sure as hell ain’t gonna hear about on a show like Wossys. i never watch them these days but i remember the overhelming feeling i had when i did was ‘ WHO THE FUCK CARES? ‘

  10. The only positive thing about this scruffy malodorous prick is that his name brought me to this fine website.
    “Profit is a filthy word” indeed.
    Tell that to some poor self employed cunt whose meagre “profit” is his only income.
    Stupid loathsome fucking arsehole, worth millions and not fit to slap burgers in McDonalds.

    • … I second that, and indeed it was me wondering if anyone else thought Brand was a Cunt that brought me to this wonderful forum of Cunters…..

  11. I can’t stand the cunt.
    We are supposed to be in awe that he’s left behind the world of fucking smackheads, thieving and the like and turned his life around.
    Fuck off brand, you waste of cunting fresh air. Once a smackhead….and all that.

    I suppose he feels good admitting how he stole when working, really? Didn’t know smackheads worked. I was under the impression that they just fucking robbed anyone and anything for their next hit….what a twatwank cuntfuck.

    …..and sort your fucking hair out, you look a twat…talentless scruffy cunt.

    • As for wussy, a good antidote to insomnia.
      Boring fuck…..looks like he dyes his rug too….stick them both on a bonfire for Nov 5th. Two more cunts, the planet would be better off without……cunts.

  12. A grown man acting like a reject from Spinal Tap.
    Can’t sing, can’t play ,fuck it just dress the part.
    And the cunt is one of the many cunts that encouraged that little smart arsed cunt Noel Gallagher to go solo and break up the greatest band the world had ever known…..

    Liam,Liam,Liam………

  13. As with most heroin addicts, the term smack head should be less a description, and more a command, especially if you have a blunt object at hand….cunt.

  15. Confession time. I watched a film with him in it last night and it wasn’t bad. Quite funny actually. It was called One Man Army and to be honest he wasn’t in it much.

    I’ll get my coat…..

  16. Russell Brand is indeed a cunt of gargantuan proportions. He is not funny in the slightest and his political views are truly staggering, I remember watching him screaming at Nigel farage on question time and making himself look like a massive cock wallaper. That incident confounded the fact that he was a cunt as he didn’t even realise that no one can barrage the farage.

    • I can’t tell you how much I hate this cunt. Never ever thought him funny (nor Woss) and then the pair of cunts proved beyond all doubt what utter cunts they were by behaving in a disgraceful manner towards Manuel.
      Always turn telly over whenever Woss appears and as for Brand he should just fuck off and die.
      Met him once, or at least was in the same room as him, and he was a cunt then as well. Couldn’t understand why the others in there were fawning all,over him. Had to leave.
      Please, please take an overdose and die.

    • his political views were stitched together from several different, half read, and quarter understood, books. He just wants to this anti-establishment, rebel, image and picked up a few anti-establishment ideas to support that image. No real feeling, or understanding of the ideas he spouts. Cunt.

  17. I would also like to cunt the Comprehensive and Economic Trade Agreement (CETA) CETA is a major new deal that was today signed between the EU and Canada. It represents one of the ‘new generation’ of trade treaties on behalf of big business that are set to undermine our democracy and destroy our basic rights. CETA’s corporate court’mechanism means US corporations – the majority of which have offices in Canada – will be able to sue our governments for lost profots in a private justice system.
    CETA is by and for big business: the deal is about handing over control of our regulations, public services and legal systems to corporations.
    CETA includes the dangerous ‘investor-state dispute settlement’ (ISDS) mechanism, which grants big business the power to sue our governments in a private justice system. Due to the way in which CETA defines an ‘investment’, corporations will be able to sue governments for profits they haven’t even made yet.
    This is how, when it had only spent $2 billion on the project, company TransCanada launched a $15 billion suit against the US government because Barack Obama halted a tar sands pipeline in the name of climate change.
    The European Commission has already asked European people whether they wanted the controversial corporate court mechanism. In the biggest ever response to a European Commission consultation 97% of respondents said ‘no’.The Commission’s response was to rebrand ISDS, while keeping its core component of permitting only big business to sue governments when democratic policies impact profits.
    A key element of CETA and all new generation trade deals is to open up our public services for privatisation and to prevent them from ever being re-nationalised. CETA takes this agenda to a new level: it is the first deal of its kind to use a process which means that all public services are open for privatisation unless specifically excluded – a “negative list”.
    The level of privatisation at the time the deal is signed also cannot be rolled-back – “standstill” and “ratchet” mechanisms. In the UK, where we have very few exclusively public services, we could not repeal the controversial 2012 Health and Social Care Act without facing a corporate court case and the potential payout of millions for the profits lost by private companies.The European Commission claims that public services are exempted from CETA. However, the exemption it refers to applies only to wholly public services. With such an agenda, it is little wonder our trade unions are united in their opposition to CETA.
    Under CETA, big business will be given the opportunity to challenge rules to protect society, health and the environment before they are even made.Worse still, CETA has been designed to ensure this process of empowering big business to undermine crucial regulations lasts indefinitely.
    CETA’s “Regulatory Cooperation Forum” will meet “at least annually” and consult “as appropriate, with stakeholders and interested parties”, with consultations carried out by “any means” the EU or Canada believe to be appropriate.Such is the influence of corporate lobbies in Canada and the EU that the likely outcome of this is that big business will dominate the Regulatory Cooperation Forum’s meetings and will have both an “early warning” of and the chance to crush any new rules which may affect profits – regardless of their wider benefits. In the negotiation of CETA and similar trade deals, and more generally, both Canada and the European Commission have shown themselves to be far more open to the wishes of corporate lobbies than trade unions, NGOs or other public interest groups. In the case of the European Commission, such is the influence of corporate lobbies that the term “reverse lobbying” has been used to highlight how the European Commission calls on big business to guide its policies rather than the other way around.
    This trade deal is in fact a gargantuan cunt and the best news is that now that it was signed today (while the UK remains a member of the EU) we are bound by it for up to 20 years even after we “Brexit”.
    This is in fact the reason that article 50 was not invoked immediately after the referendum as our lying, cheating, corrupt politicians wanted to delay it until after this deal had gone through so that Britain would be legally bound, basically pissing all over the 17 million votes that voted for a free democratic society.
    Bunch of Cunts !!!!!

      • could have just wrote CETA is a cunt signed by cunts!!!! But I felt that wouldn’t get the magnitude of this cunting across

      • The Canadians are not too keen on it either. These so called trade deals are fucking poison and only serve to the one world no borders undemocratic bollocks. I say good on the minor area of Belgium who told the cunts to fuck off. Even though they got ground under the heal of the EU in the end.

  18. Another cunt of high magnitude. Remember the dog turds comments when he criticised Chelsea idiots for behaving like racists (which they were) when dirty foul mouthed cunt Brand follows West Ham, some of their fans are also known for being cunts. But this is Brand all over, double standards and just like his cunty companion Woss. It really gets my fucking gander up when wankstains like this are idolised by some of the public, not for being funny, but for embarrassing, ridiculing and for not having any respect for people like Andrew Sachs. Why the fuck would any sensible person want to be associated with slimebags like these is beyond me. I can’t remember who mentioned making another human centipede on here but these kind of cunts must be involved

    • A lot of West Aiiim fans are scum and their ICF cunts will probably be revered by the likes of Russell Brand and Danny Dyer: cunts who have never seen any real action in their lives… I hated the way this so-called West Ham fan, Brand, could get a seat at a Man United vs Real Madrid European Cup game and former United great and captain (and top bloke) Martin Buchan couldn’t… When I saw Brand larging it at Old Trafford (courtesy of that wobbly gobbed cunt, Rio Ferdinand) I wanted to kill the bastard… His ‘socialist principles’ are shit too… The scruffy scrote says he’s ‘for the people’… Really? Is that why he thieved from honest working folk when he was a postman?… Brand is shite personified… A steaming turd of a human being… And how the fuck did this hairy turd marry Katy Perry!?! The wold is fucking mad…

  19. It took 7 (yes seven) cunting years for the Canadians and the Eurocrats to finally scratch out a trade deal after the Walloons in Belgium kept vetoeing the trade deal that they considered would harm their farmers and welfare conditions. This region accounts for 1% of the EU population of 500 million people and yet they still caused the negotiations to be protracted for 7 years. Thank fuck sane cunts voted for Brexit.

  20. That Russel Brand is one UGLy fuckin Cunt Makes me wretch every time I see his stinking visage. As for Woss the talentless soppy speech impediment smarm the bbc should make the cunt go to fuckin elocution lessons. Gordon fuckin Wamsey for fucks sake. The cunts who laugh at these wankers are the same cunts that laughed at on the fuckin buses, nearest and dearest and bless this fuckin house. What a waste of fuckin nitrogen, oxygen and a bit of argon. CUNTS

  21. Yeah Russell brand is a complete cunt with a severe rash caused by sand being rubbed into it, immediately followed by running an ultra marathon on a hot and sweaty day.

    I’ve just applied for an Indian tourist visa on the official Indian government website. It took 3 hours to complete and was one of the most stressful experiences of my life. I want to write a scathing cunting about the website and experience but the link doesn’t seem to be working.

    • Going to india hey? I mean whats the bloody point tho? place seems shady as fuck I heard more bad things then good things about India It has some very tall and cool antique structures, buildings but I think its overrated as fuck Taj Mahal is just a gigantic fucking mosque basically what fun, next we got Amman Temple a hindu temple where the villagers and locals pelt you with pebbles because its a holy significance I wouldn’t go if I was you

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