Monthly Archives: October 2016

Calais Child Refugees

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I’m cunting Calais child refugees.

So all of a sudden we have a legal and morally responsibility to take in 500 of them because the French are bulldozing the jungle.

1. What’s a child? Under 18.
As long as they say they are under 18 then they are under 18. We can’t carbon date the cunts.
In Sweden they have been told to treat any migrant claiming to be under18, as a child, as long as they look under 40.
How are kids getting from the minke east to northern France alone.
If they are real young kids- they aren’t alone.

2. Moral responsibility:
France let them in to their country so France should deal.
And should have dealt with them by now.
Reason they didn’t is cos they want to Palm them off onto us.

3. Legal responsibility:
If a kid has a relative in a country then they are legally allowed to live in that country.
That’s the law.

Problem is, they are Trojan horses.
As soon as they are in the uk the relatives will come out of the woodwork and demand reunification cos they know how it works.
500 becomes 5000.

It’s the equivalent of a sexy bird hitch hiking while her by hides in the bush.

If they are under ten visibly and can be reprogrammed from the peaceful religion then that’s one thing.
As long as there’s a Claus in there that no one gets to follow them. Done deal.

But then the in all probability, the cunts will hit 16 and decide they hate us for preventing their tribe from joining them and then it’s jihadis central.

They will likely do that anyway.

So in conclusion…
Let none in.
Zero.

France’s bag…

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain

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Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain is a cunt

“The bishop of Grantham has become the first Church of England bishop to say that he is gay and in a relationship.
Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain, a suffragan in Lincoln diocese, was consecrated last year by Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby – who has said he knew about the bishop’s sexuality.”

You can be a Bishop and Gay if you abstain, you sacrifice your earthly needs for your faith in the lord. What you don’t do is change the basics of your faith to suit yourself. A case of having your cock and eating it if ever there was one.

How do you really expect to preach morality to people based on your faith when you pervert your faith for your own purposes.

The bible clearly states homosexuals are an abhorrence to God.

I am an atheist and you clearly believe in this shit less than I do, makes you a con man and a deceiver.

Can you smell spunk?
Shhhh the Bishops just farted

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Monarch Airlines

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It was rumoured that Monarch was about to fold but this has been pooh-pooed by Monarch saying they’re fine but have gone through a difficult period in the travel industry due to terrorist attacks, brexit and the plummeting pound.

I would like to cunt Monarch Airlines, not for being a shite airline – which they are – but because the last two points of their “lack of profits” excuse above are completely untrue and unrelated to their shit business model.

I will however accept that the number of people travelling may have been affected by terrorist atrocities caused by “peaceful” cunts.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Monarch – first they keep me fucking about wondering whether I had a flight home at the end of last week and then, to top it all off – they allow some dopy cunt of a woman to sit holding a bloody great suitcase on her lap for the whole 4 hour flight. Hit an air pocket and it would have brained some poor sod; if there’d been an emergency she was causing an obstruction.

The rules are there for a reason. Not only is this dangerous, but said bag contravened their size requirements. She refused to put it in the overhead locker when asked so the dozy fucking cabin steward let her sit holding it. Much as I despise Ryanair, she’d never have got the fucking thing on board in the first lace!

If this is the standard of people they employ and the way they uphold safety regs to prevent endangering life, they fucking deserve to go bust!

Useless cunts!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Thomson holidays

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I think its time to cunt Thomson holidays,

My fine lady and myself have saved up our hard earned cash and splashed out on a holiday on the Greek island of Thasos, the tourist trade is held to ransom by Thompson as they are the only people to fly here, as such they are imposing their own brand of EU health and saftey on all the hotels they subcontract too.

This requires vast amounts of signage warning us of the fucking obvious, what they neglected to realise is they control about 70% of the rooms in the complex, which are let out to bulgarians, serbs, romanians ect, most of whom speak some English.

Well thank you Thompson because you make us look like a nation of thick cunts at 46 I am fully aware that boiling water scalds, it is possible to fall down the stairs and I may slip next to the pool!

Have them put up multilingual signs or pictures only and you wouldn’t be nominated! …..

Also why is Slobodan next door paying a third of what you charged me for the same place?

Nominated by: Lord Benny