The iphone 7 is a cunt.
I have used Apple Mac computers since the late 90s way before all these post ipod cunts jumped on the bandwagon. The reason I have stuck with them is that they are the best and are best for my music production software. When it comes to phones though what the fuck are people queuing all night outside the Store to hopefully get a free one, it’s a phone you cunts.
I just realised some of these cunts camped outside the shop for a WEEK, to get the iphone 6. So they probably been doing the same for the iphone 7.
I think these cunts need to be sent to deepest darkest Africa where they don’t even have landlines, and then see how they get on without Cuntbook and Twitter. The fucking cunts.
Nominated by: Black and White cunt
Are iphones still two years behind Sony and Samsung?
Try asking the isheep that and they go ballistic. 🙂
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Anything apple is shite, expensive shite for stupid cunts with more money than sense. You can see the look of smug self satisfaction when one of the apple drones pulls out a macbook air light super doopa mega turd. Thats the look of someone who has just spent 3 times more than they had to and is too dumb to realise it. “Oh but I need it for music/graphic/design software” thus claiming to be part of an elite group of creative types. No you do not, you bought it because it looks pretty and you are vain. Cunts.
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There’s one in the pub, always up to date, his friends cooing about his new phone, the cunt drinks all the latest cocktails that they overcharge for and wears a watch the size of a dustbin lid that I think is a cheap knock off.
Prickus galacticos.
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I’m surprised he doesn’t have an i-watch, for those who are too lazy to take their phone out of their pocket.
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These cunts who line up more than 5 minutes for anything are gigantic cunts. Fucking week lining up !!! Wankers. Just so they can spend their parents money on a small shiny thing that makes calls.
It’s just a phone you money bastards. And Mr Eggfart is tight about the smug look on their spotty faces. Cunts.
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mongy bastards !!!!
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Money bastards sounded right to me….
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Actually I bought mine for three reasons :
(1) I actually do need it for the music and graphics that my old PC just couldn’t hack
(2) It’ll last considerably longer than my old laptop did basically by not falling apart
(3) I used a desktop PC last week on the ship I was on and I’d forgotten just how totally shite the build quality of keyboards are. This one is a fucking joy to use compared to that piece of plastic crap…
Was going to buy a £700 top of the range Toshiba but ended up with a MacBook for £1,200. That was three years ago. I’ve never regretted it and it’s yet to crash on me like that Windows crap does all the time…
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this is sort or related,i would like to cunt B.T telesales cunts ive just had a phone call again from bt telesales team where as soon as they find out my phone is done through a switchboard the just hang up [not even a goodbye from the cunts ]
so from here on in I’m going to make it my mission to waste as much time as I can for any telesales retard that calls.
so you get fresh pesh from Bangladesh calling you at the crack of dawn due to the 4 hr difference nice as pie until you say switchboard and then click you talking to a telephonic abyss……what a bunch of pestering,unwelcome and unwanted treble cunts
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Blowing a high pitched whistle down the phone or speaking like a mong does the trick as well. Got one of the cunts to tell me to fuck off the other day. I laughed he got pissed off and hung up.
Well it gets me through the day.
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Apple iMac
3.3GHz quad-core Intel Core i5 processor (4 cores & 4 threads)
Turbo Boost up to 3.9GHz
8GB (two 4GB) memory
2TB
AMD Radeon R9 M395 with 2GB video memory
£1,849.00
My Skylake build from July
4.0GHz quad-core Intel Core i7 processor (notice i7 and NOT i5, 4 cores & 8 threads)
Turbo Boost up to 4.2GHz
16GB (two 8GB) memory
2TB HDD & 250GB SSD (580MB/s read/write)
Nvidia GTX980 with 2GB video memory
£800
My PC would shit all over that fucking iMac in everything and it cost less than half the price
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I was like to cunt ‘Debt Advisory companies’. Thieving low life scumbags. Don’t use them!all they do is prey on people who are already struggling. There was an example on TVs this morning. These conmen arranged for a woman to make £300 monthly payments which went into a pot which would eventually be used to come to an arrangement and clear the debt . But £180 a month of that was their fees for fuck sake! Then to cap it all the company declared itself bankrupt and she lost all the money in her pot . She now owes twice as much as when she started. It’s partially her fault for falling for it but the people running these companies want shooting. Immoral bastards.
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If it’s a civil debt (credit card, loan agreement etc) just write to them and put the account in to dispute by requesting the original signed agreement saying you will pay in full upon production of this document.
They will NOT produce it as it has been securitized and now the account is in dispute you have no obligation to pay anything until they produce the signed credit agreement and they cannot sell/pass it on to debt collectors or take you to court as the account is in dispute.
If they do threaten court and even if they issue court action simply counterclaim and demand the original signed credit agreement = case dismissed
I know for a fact this works as a friend of mine wrote off over £5000 with just 4 letters to 2 companies and that was over 6 years ago so the debt is now officially statute-barred so they can write to him and ask for it, but they can NEVER attempt to take him to court for it.
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NOMINATION:
Motorbike riders
There have been a spate of nominations on this site recently to cunt all cyclists as lycra wearing, pro peloton riding cunts.
Whilst there are indeed cunts who ride bikes to tarnish us all with the same brush is taking the piss.
Yes we may be a fucking nuisance as you have to give us a mere 2ft by the curb as you blow past at 60mph, but cyclist are nothing compared to the reckless cunts on motorcycles, therefor they deserve a cunting.
A prime example for your perusal, it should be no surprise this guy is now dead (2012) and as much as he is a cunt for this stunt, you somehow have to admire his fucking death-wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE
So in conclusion, yes there are some cyclist who are cunts, yes there are some motor-bikers who are cunts and there are certainly car drivers, taxi drivers, van drivers and lorry drivers who are cunts.
But the biggest cunts of all are actors, politicians, singers and anyone in the fucking media
/RANT OVER
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On yer bike.
See what I did there?
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What about all them leather clad, pot bellied ,pseudo hard men in motorcycle clubs. All acting tuff while looking like extras from a village people tribute bands . and their brotherhood mentality as if they’re all outlaws when in actual fact they mostly will have professional jobs…..dick faced cunts……Lycra is wrong, but so is head to toe leather……gimps……
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Steve Jobs is an arrogant dead iCunt. What pisses me off about most of these IT manufacturing cunts is that they have to have an “ecosystem” and then there’s the ecosystem within the ecosystem. Nothing works with anything else. Example, I sent the exploding battery phone back and bought last years model for cash which the Samsung cunts didn’t retail over here. Because it was on AT & T and now isn’t I can’t update the two year old software because it doesn’t have a recognised AT & T SIM card in it. So AT & T have put their own ecosystem restrictions on a Samsung phone the cunts. Linus Torvalds is not a cunt because he shared what he had and that is now everywhere in cars, fridges, tellies, phones etc. Same with Sir Tim Berners-Lee. He gave us the internet for trolling and porn. Anyone can piss into the pool but try pissing into the Apple pool and they don’t like it, the cunts. Probably don’t want to become like the Ganges river so they make it exclusive and therefore expensive and not for filthy mongs. Well mong yerselves cunts!
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All apple products have been specifically designed to be closed systems and incompatible with anything else. As a business model it is genius, you just need enough fucking idiots to buy into the system. And as we all know, there is no shortage of fucking idiots.
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Spot on.
The new iphone does not even have a 3.5mm headphone jack, no, you have to buy a pair of fucking wireless headphones that cost £100 (but cost £6 to make) or you have to buy a thunderbolt adapter that costs £10 to use your headphones.
Anyone who buys Apple is a FUCKING CUNT, a total cunt who deserves to have the iphone inserted into their anus for the one-off price of £100
WANKERS
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I’ve got a MacBook and a iPod (30Gb hard drive classic jobbie)
Bloody good well built product and excellently designed.
iPhones? Overpriced and overhyped. And the new iPod touch is basically an iPhone without a phone in it.
I want to take pictures I use a camera.
I want to make phone calls I use a phone.
I want internet I use a fucking computer
I want music I use an mp3 player
iPhone = jack of all trades, overpriced master of none. And if one bit breaks, the whole thing is fucked.
And they stick iCloud right up their arses. I would use that for backup if they paid me! Having said which Time Machine is an excellent backup system but FFS keep it local unless you want the world to have a copy of your data…
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Spaniards. Fucking inbred, lazy, feckless, peasant cunts. Try and get something done there and you are beating your head against a brick wall. The country is in dire economic circumstances, and yet the lazy scum still have to go off for a nap in the afternoon. But they are right on the ball when it comes to sticking their hands out for EU dosh. Oh, yes sir, front of the queue then.
Don’t get me wrong, Spain is a good place to go on holiday, only a 2 1/2 hour flight, cheap, good weather, plenty of history and culture if that is your thing, beaches if it isn’t, cheap, great nightlife, cheap and cheap.
Just don’t even think about going to live there. As with most of abroad, its OK but its spoiled by the fucking foreigners. And learn to speak English! Cunts.
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There is no such thing as a nap in the afternoon ,its too fucking noisy to get any kip..even as I’m writing this there is a spic fuck hammering something. Everything gets covered by mortar and bricks, so when anything fucks up like it always does ,the stupid cunts have to hammer all day to gain access to the problem. They are the most useless cunts i have ever had to work with and the most ignorant cunts I’ve had to live beside . the fucking bar downstairs has all weekend flamenco from morning till midnight. Try listening to flamenco for more than one song and you will realise that it’s all the same ,one is as shit as the other… Fuck me…as i was writing that the flamenco has just kicked in to compete with the hammering… Anyway a lot of people think life is bliss abroad ,when i can tell you its just like essex with more palm trees and more sun …..hasta luego amigos…….and now the dogs have started barking ….coños ( cunt in Spanish)……
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PS. It’s not cheap when you live here……..
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Booze, fags, petrol, food and whores are all cheaper than UK. Clothes, furniture, electronics and white goods are more expensive than UK.
You’re right about the relentless fucking row though. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with the fucking cunts?
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Those cunts who use selfie sticks need to have a good long look at themselves……
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I think Macs are expensive but quality is and with regards to Computers Apple’s operating system is way better and more stable than Windows. Yeah maybe a lot of people buy Macs for the style but most Professionals in Music production and Graphic design use Macs because of the Operating System stability and quality of build. Fuck PC computer, PC should stand for ‘Potential Cunt’ because they will become a cunt and then fall apart then it’s down to Maplin to try and rebuild the cunt.
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FUCK OFF.
If my PC crashes I can go in to DOS and recover anything,
The only people who ‘think’ a mac is better are cunts and hipsters who work in advertising/media.
A PC can easily outperform a MAC £ for £ – ALL DAY LONG
OSX is shit, but like a fucking tool you believe the hype.
If a MAC crashes and you need to recover a file you run to the shop to buy a copy of Norton Utilities only for it to say, ‘you own a fucking Mac you cunt, the file is fucking gone’
WAKE UP, you have fallen for the MAC marketing crap.
I know loads of graphic designers who ONLY use PC’s and plenty of music studios that ONLY use PC’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEvYETWVK6M
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Oh, and as an aside, I have been running windows 7 64bit since 2010 and I have NEVER had a system crash.
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I’ll second that boaby. I’ve been running Windows 7 64 bit on the same laptop since 2009. The machine has been on for several hours every day and in all that time, the OS itself hasn’t fucked me at all yet. I only plan to replace it as and when it finally dies on me. The old saying is true…If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
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“If a MAC crashes”
Basically, it doesn’t.
And don’t even start me on the Windows Registry. OSX is basically Unix with a modified XWindows front end on the front. Stable as hell and I’ve been using it since the last century so it’s pretty well tested and tried – a concept unknown to Microsoft and, incidentally, I’d know as I’ve worked in their test department as a freelance consultant. Not a fucking clue!
And most PC ‘gurus’ wouldn’t know how to handle Unix if it fucking leapt out and bit them…
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Can U include Portuguese with the slicks, my next door neighbours are Porto cunts,they are the most inconsiderate cunts I’ve ever come across the wankers constantly drilling, banging, kids performing, dog barking block you car in or scrape it
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And say duck all bunch of gypsy type bastards you will ever meet…. so a counting for the Porto,s as well
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Ps one looks like a tucking werewolf with 1 eyebrow and a beard….. she,s never heard of iMac……. sorry no part 4
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