Dead Pool [42]

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Congratulations to Uncle Dickie who correctly identified that there would be a nip in the air today after the dead of the Japan’s Prince Mikasa Takahito. Mind you, if they Yanks had done their job properly in 1945, he’d have been gone years ago never mind at the ripe old age of 100!

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 42…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ll stick with the Dioclese “5 Go to the Coffin Shop” lot I had last time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Richard Adams, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Jacques Chirac and The Eye and Sir Limply can fight it out over who get Olivia and Zsa Zsa this time round – unless they win in which case I want them back!!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [42]”

  5. Hello playmates

    Here are the results from my jury.

    Richard of Lesbian (Sorry I mean Dick Van Dyke)
    Jerry Lewis
    Marcia Falkender
    Henry Kissenger
    Duchess of Kent (what does she do? – nil points)

  7. Double bugger, got in late again. Here we go once more:

    Robert Mugabe
    Ken Dodd
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Robbie Coltrane
    Olivier de Havilland
    or if taken
    Brunhilde Pomsel

  10. Reports of Val Kilmer coughing up blood again so may I begin with him

    Val Kilmer
    Tony Bennett
    Jim Dale
    Murray Walker
    Doris Day

  11. I wouldn’t usually go in for such twaddle bollocks, but if we all think ‘Gina Milller will get hers’ at the same time, is it possible it might just work?….

    It didn’t?… Fucking bastarding bollocks…

  12. Anyone picked Bradley “Chelsea” Manning? Two failed suicide attempts in two months. Surely it’ll be third time lucky?

  17. Always though Cohen was a boring, monotonous cunt… And ‘Hallelujah’ was one of the most overrated loads of twaddle of recent times, and favoured by cunts from various X-Factor cunts and Bono to Catherine Jenkins (who was stupid enough to think it was a hymn)…

    This is a proper Hallelujah:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjg-yIdw9w

  18. How about an England v Scotland list…

    Bobby Charlton
    Alan Gilzean
    Rob Roy
    Lorraine Kelly
    David Attenborough

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