Yes it’s easy to be a hardcore socialist/green activist when you’re minted.
Most folk where the notion of socialism actually fits are too busy trying to grind out a living to give two shits what these cunts think on their behalf!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
I’m afraid I can’t cunt Champagne Socialists especially but I’m happy to cunt Socialists in general.
They adhere to an outdated and frankly doomed to failure dogmatic belief system. Name me one country which has benefited from being under socialist control. USSR? North Korea? Any of the former Eastern European states? Angola? Venezuela? DRC? Vietnam? Cambodia? All shit holes. Only China has had any economic success, but that only came when they adopted a form of free market capitalism while retaining the old iron grip on the population.
Socialism damned near killed the UK in the 1970s and the EU is a form of socialism too. All utter utter cunts. And what really gets on my tits is how they assume a high moral ground, as if they are the moral crusaders and free market capitalists are the cunts.
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The other side of the coin though, is that it’s hard to pretend you know anything about the lives and concerns of ordinary people – let alone care – if you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. No side of the political spectrum has the monopoly on cuntitude, they are all hypocritical cunts, all as bad as each other.
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Your confusing socialism with socialists and capitalism with capitalists. I’m talking about the ideologies, not the adherents of that ideology. Of course there will be numerous cunts on both sides, it is in the nature of mankind to be a cunt. But as far as the ideologies are concerned, Socialism has failed when ever it has been tried while capitalism has delivered more people out of poverty, educated them better and given them more freedom than any other system yet devised. Of course it is not perfect, it is not a perfect world. If you want a utopia, tell it to your friends in the 6th form common room.
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I’ve never understood the term “champagne socialist.” Does having a bob or two preclude one from having a social conscience?
Personally, I don’t give a shit about other people,but if someone believes that socialism,fascism,communism or whatever takes their fancy is the answer,I don’t see what their bank account has to do with it.
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Its not hard to understand Dick, really it has nothing to do with how much money you have its the views you espouse while living a very wealthy and privileged lifestyle.
Bono is definitely a CS? ring a bell! how about Billy Bragg,or Geldof? any other do gooding celebrity cunt?! basically any wealthy figure virtue signaling to boost their image also cocaine socialism is pretty bad too have a listen if ya like https://youtu.be/7b7DgOeMnW4
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No,’fraid I still don’t get it. So the only people allowed to express Socialist views have to be born poor and live poor?
Fucking shame that Engels didn’t win the lottery.We’d have never heard from the cunt presumably.
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Surely calling someone a “champagne socialist” is just inverted snobbery?
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“So the only people allowed to express Socialist views have to be born poor and live poor?”
Where the hell did I say that poor people couldn’t hold socialist views?
The phrase champagne socialist is used to describe self-identified socialists whose comfortable upper middle class lifestyles are perceived to be incompatible with their professed political convictions.
Basically they don’t practice what they preach, They are hypocrites of the worst kind
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TS, I do get your point, I just wonder about discounting anyones opinion just because they are perceived to be “hypocrites”. I totally agree about the likes of Abbott and Chakrabarti preaching the “one size fits all” ethos regarding education while sending their own children to private school,but I just dont think that socialism has the monopoly on hypocricy. Labeling someone a “champagne socialist” ,to me, almost smacks of the politics of envy,and so weakens the very point being made.
I do concede that you never said that only poor people could hold socialist views!
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Engels effectively did win the lottery. He and his father owned large cotton mills where he sweated every last penny out of his workers in Manchester to fund his and Marx’s lifestyle.
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i thought he owned a factory or summat and the money/profits he earned from that went to subsidising karl marx which is a bit ironic really
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When you’re minted it’s easy to consider buying the £2 quid extra option of FairTrade everything but when you’re on a budget tighter than Mother Theresa’s crack then you have no option than to go for the unfair trade stuff.
That’s just one example where these cunts show off their “social conscience” while not giving two hoots that some poor cunt 4 miles away from their Kensington mansion is pulling in 80hrs a week on two jobs just to afford the basics for their families.
It’s that which boils my piss. And then you have Sting off in fantasy land playing a fucking lute and Bono with his stinking “I don’t use deodorant cos it kills the planet” armpits hidden under a table like a guttless cunt when it kicked off in Niece – no doubt having troughed out on some Fois Grois and white veal beforehand.
Me, well I’m not minted but I do ok and I want to taste the blood from the fingers of the cunts picking my coffee beans! If they want me to care about that shit, how about stop giving millions away to fucking despot leaders who have no fucking intention of making sure that ripples down to the folk it’s intended for. It’s just madness.
Of course you can have a bit of coin AND have a social conscience but these “Champagne Socialists” are basically a bunch of two-faced cunts who publicly want to be seen as liberal/socialist but who privately couldn’t give a fuck so long as they’re alright Jack!
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I would like to nominate one trick pony Jim Tavaré for a cunting. This is the long string of piss who did a comedy act based on the fact he had to lug a double bass around with him.
I’m not cunting him for his comedy, no, I’d like to cunt him for being in the (fools easily parted from their money) Rosland Gold coin adverts alongside William Devane playing his over-stereotyped English butler.
Rosland you cunts! You’re trying to sell this shit to us Britis using a nauseating stereotype that was long gone before you yank cunts could even be bothered to rake your arses into WW2 (Rosland are based in California)!
So Rosland if you want to sell us back the gold Gordon Brown sold to you lot (when it was at a record low price – the cunt) as cheap tat then enlist the services of Bobby George with him merely saying: “Boi sam gowuld NARRRRRRR!!!!”
Tavaré your coffers must be really fucking low for you to stoop to this, you’re still a cunt though!
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The new shadow attorney general Shitty Chuckyerbalti is a classic Champagne Socialist. She opposes grammar schools yet sends her son to a £18,000 per year private school and lives in a £2.5 million house.
But she insists she is not a hypocrite, she is only doing her best for her son. At the same time she is preventing a bright kid from a council estate getting a decent education. Great socialist success.
Our old chum Dianne Abbot isn’t a hypocrite either for sending her son to a £10,000 a year public school before he went to Cambridge. He now has a good little number going at the Foreign Office. Another great success story for socialism.
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Yes EXACTLY this! Fucking cunts!
And throw in a bit of nepotism to boot, two of the most capitalist bitches spouting the bile of socialism – but don’t call them out on that cos that makes you a racist!
Pair of double cunts!
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It’s a toprated cunting for me because the Islington or wherever dinner party set are these theoretical socialists with piles of money who think they know best for us.
That is the nagging aggravation of these superior cunts who have no idea what the common man wants and never will have. So let me add some enlightenment to these up their own arse tossers.
Most people do not want a socialist, conservative or any branded life. They want the chance to earn decent money, to live in reasonable conditions and to be secure.
They do not give the square root of fuck all about who will give them this, as long as it happens. The idea that the labour party is somehow the guardian of these desires is entirely a concept of these ,now prosecco, socialists who are embedded in the media.
I loathe them because they are primarily concerned about themselves ,not others , they are fucking politicians and not a drop of my piss would be spared to extinguish a fire in their thoats
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@Dick Fiddler
“I just wonder about discounting anyones opinion just because they are perceived to be “hypocrites”.”
I can think of no better reason for discounting someones opinions. If they talk one way yet walk another it means they themselves cannot truly believe in their own opinions, so why should you?
“Labeling someone a “champagne socialist” ,to me, almost smacks of the politics of envy,and so weakens the very point being made.”
Not really, its a poor do if rich cunts are exempt from criticism As you know, we are very egalitarian here, we will cunt anyone and anything regardless.
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It’s more the label of “champagne socialist” that bothers me. Why not just call them fucking hypocrites and be done with it? To me, the label just seems to be a case of “that cunts got something I haven’t”.
I have absolutely no problem with cunting rich or poor,male or female,black or white,but why have a label for a paticular bunch of hypocrites? You never hear of Brown Ale Tories or Irn Bru Liberals,so why label one bunch of cunts over another if it isn’t something to do with a slight touch of envy? Hypocritical cunts are hypocritical cunts no matter their wealth or class. No more no less.
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But thats just it DF, it has more to do with hypocrisy then socialism I agree its a catch-all word but alot of its hypocrites are in fact socialists or something thats more left leaning like liberalism. I agree these labels can be distracting if not relevant but It has nothing to do with envy of the rich
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Fair do, TitSlapper
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Send in the clowns.
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It’s simple, some cunt with dosh tells other cunts how to help make peoples lives better economically and tell them how the world should be sorted whilst buying racehorse……….
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Any sort of socialist is a cunt. It is not the job of the government to decide who gets you wages or how much of it you get to keep. Government should be minimal and as localised as possible.
Fairness is nothing to do with socialism and vice versa. Can’t afford kids, don’t fucking have them. If you are desperate to be a parent you will do what it takes to get yourself in a position to be able to give them a life without stealing out of the pockets of others.
There are a lot of issues with a free society promoted by a free economy but socialism is not the answer to any of them.
There is no entitlement, it is a myth. If you can work and provide for you and yours then you should. Society should take care of those who really do need it not those who will steal their living from the pockets of others.
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The real problem is that these cunts get to vote. These are people with literally no scruples, morals or principles. These are people who think any man is bad for talking coarsely about women but Bill Clinton – serial sex offender – is a cool guy and worthy of virtue. These are people who also think gang rapes committed by immigrants are effectively OK.
We really do need to clean out the gene pool…
And That Robert De Niro is a cunt too. After years of playing a tough guy on the silver screen he appears to believe he really is one. He hasn’t made a watchable film for about 40 years either, the cunt.
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I’m cunting calais child refugees.
So all of a sudden we have a legal and morally responsibility to take in 500 of them because the French are bulldozing the jungle.
1. What’s a child? Under 18.
As long as they say they are under 18 then they are under 18. We can’t carbon date the cunts.
In Sweden they have been told to treat any migrant claiming to be under18, as a child, as long as they look under 40.
How are kids getting from the minke east to northern France alone.
If they are real young kids- they aren’t alone.
2. Moral responsibility:
France let them in to their country so France should deal.
And should have dealt with them by now.
Reason they didn’t is cos they want to Palm them off onto us.
3. Legal responsibility:
If a kid has a relative in a country then they are legally allowed to live in that country.
That’s the law.
Problem is, they are Trojan horses.
As soon as they are in the uk the relatives will come out of the woodwork and demand reunification cos they know how it works.
500 becomes 5000.
It’s the equivalent of a sexy bird hitch hiking while her by hides in the bush.
If they are under ten visibly and can be reprogrammed from the peaceful religion then that’s one thing.
As long as there’s a Claus in there that no one gets to follow them. Done deal.
But then the in all probability, the cunts will hit 16 and decide they hate us for preventing their tribe from joining them and then it’s jihadis central.
They will likely do that anyway.
So in conclusion…
Let none in.
Zero.
Frances bag
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Once an asylum seeker arrives on dry land in a safe country or area, they achieve refugee status.
Once said asylum seeker leaves said safe country or area, they lose refugee status thus become economic migrants/cunts.
Unless there is some civil war occurring in France right now, I fail to see how any of the predominantly male, 17-30, unaccompanied, parasite cunts in Calais can be construed as “refugees”.
There is not one “refugee” in Calais and there never was. Those virtue-signalling luvvies like Bendy-Dick Cum-Sponge need to get some fucking perspective.
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It’s all whining about the “underprivileged”, bless ’em… If you don’t have privileges, it’s because you’re a lazy fucker who hasn’t earned any. In this country, everyone has rights, and, indeed, huge privileges… NHS, JSA, housing benefits… to name but a few. And you get those without having to pay anything into the system… underprivileged, my sweaty arse. If the moaning “underprivileged” and, oh yes, the “disenfranchised” don’t like it, they can always emigrate to… oh, Somalia, Sudan, Iraq… let’s see how privileged the whining cunts feel there…
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The liberals know they aren’t refugees as you can’t be when you have passed through so many safe countries.
Economic migrant has no sway.
So they now clinging to this reunification rule.
Utter fifth column cunts
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This is where the ‘champagne socialists’ can show us they are not hypocrites. Take in 4 or 5 ‘ child refugees ‘ into their warm comfortable homes.
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“Oh yah but like, er, yah isn’t there like a carbon offsetting thing I can do, whereby, ah, I pay a few grand for someone, ah, to, er, take my share?”
You cunt!
“Ah, no, ah, er, it’s not that I, ah, don’t want them in my house its, ah, just that I, ah, have like running water and a TV and shit, and, ah, I just think they’d feel more comfortable in a poorer environment. Future shock and all that.”
They’re 30yr old children with iPhone 6’s you cunt!
“Hmmm, well, er that’s, ah, not going to work for me. But hey we should take our share I’ve not changed my mind on that. Look here’s my signature on Eddie Izzard’s petition to get them in. He’s great, speaks fluent French too!”
So how many is Eddie taking in then you cunt!
“Ah, yeah, ah none currently. Not that he doesn’t want to he, ah, well it won’t work for him currently either because he’s, ah, decorating and stuff. But yeah poor folk should take more of these guys into their area, Eddie feels really strongly about that!”
So basically you’re all for everything on the libero-social check list but don’t actually want to do anything apart from gob-shite off about it? You cunt!
“Er anyway, er, gotta go. You know how it is with caviar and champagne – they soon warm up and the crouton toasts done in foie gras goose fat soon gets cold.”
Ok then cunt, stump up the fucking cash then if I’m going to be lumbered with the cunts! You cunt!
“Oh, yah, well I’m a bit short this month, been to four fundraising parties this month already and the amount of charlie I need just to get through them. Well, I’m just about wiped out.”
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
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Top Champers Socialist Cunts…
Bono
Mick Fucknall
Charlotte Church
Billy Bragg
Sir Alex ‘Glazer Bitch’ Ferguson
Damon Albarn
Benedict Cuntbercunt
Bog Geldof
Fanny Izzard
Lily ‘Mong’ Allen
All Cunt Blair’s lot (Blair, Brown, Prescott, Cook, Straw, Millibands etc)
Jude Law (Twat!)
All those Yankee Democrat/Kilary loving cunts (Katy Perry, Downey Jnr, Robert De Niro etc)
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Not forgetting that immense whopper, Sting….
What a fucking champagne socialist cunt…
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Plus…
Patrick Stewart
Every Redgrave except Sir Michael (RIP)
Robert Lindsay (deserves shooting for that nauseating Sky TV advert)
..and also, though I hate to knock him coz I loved The Sweeney and Inspector Morse and the poor old sod is dead now anyway, John Thaw. To his credit at least he never pissed off to America chasing the big bucks like most of them do.
Maybe it’s better to cunt all ideology and idealists in general seeing as they usually do more harm than good, building their utopian wank fantasies on top of mounds of corpses, over and over again throughout history.
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Sting is a complete wanker police are alright I suppose synchronicty was a bretty good album I thought but its apparent sting was the deciding factor for breaking up the band. I like how the other members are critical of their own music not so much with sting bit of a knob.
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Gobshite lefty cunts to a man (excluding Izzard and Church who are gobshite lefty cunts to a woman/thing).
Do what we say not what we do mantra from them. Fucking massive hypocrites the lot of them. While they retreat to one of their many homes it’s us cunts in the front line who have to deal with the shit thrown at us and what gets through customs.
No one, absolutely no one should take any notice of them until and unless they practice what they preach.
Don’t hold your breath.
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Caroline Aherne -or should I say – the canonisation of Caroline Aherne – needs cunting…
Ever since the demise of this person, the revisionism, hype, and treading on eggshells is staggering…
First of all, all this bollocks about her being a ‘comedy genius’… For me comedy genius is Chaplin, Keaton, Hancock, Milligan, Sellers, Barker, Pryor (at his best live)… Comedy genius is not doing a chatshow dressed as a granny or playing a chav who sits on her arse all day… There was no adaptability (like Barker going from Porridge to Open All Hours or Rossiter going from Perrin to Rigsby)… It was always the same thing and voice, just tweaked a little… For imbeciles to go on about Aherne like she was a female Charlie Chaplin is absurd… But that’s the modern Dianafied griefjacking UK for you…
And as for the outcry over Hooky’s recent revelations, it just shows that celebrity is the new religion (with griefjacking at its heart)… Because there are pillocks out there who are acting like Hooky has pissed on a holy shrine… Just like Diana, Jade Goody, Amy Winehouse, or Paedo Jacko… These people seem to be beyond reproach when they snuff it and nobody wants to address the nasty bits and cuntish behaviour… As one of the other Beatles said of Lennon in the 80s, ‘People act now like he was this saint… Like ‘Martin Luther Lennon’, but he wasn’t..’
Peter is now getting all that crap from people who don’t even know what went down… Fuck ’em all, and give them hell, Hooky…
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As I commented ealier the only answer to this cuntfest is a mass of scary clowns. Lets see how cunty politico’s like Abbot and Chuckyermucky and pretend child refugees cope with Coco leaping out the doorway with a fucking big chainsaw. Tell you this though Mcdonalds has lost it’s attraction since these clowns went mental.
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Big knife or not ,I’m sure the Flabbot would scare the clown ,and then report him for racism for painting his face……….
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There’s a one armed cobbler in my street who specialises in clowns shoes……which is no small feat…..
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I saw what you did there.
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Cheers Six….
Before that he used to escape from straight jackets…..but struggled to make a living…
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I try my best to avoid reading about actors or musicians I enjoy. I’m not interested in how they live their lives, or what they think about this and that. I can enjoy the art, without thinking “this is a great track, but the guy is a cunt” Obviously it’s harder to avoid some, as they use their fame to ram some cause or other down the collective throats of the the world, but they are usually cunts to start off with.
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Bill Clinton is a slimy nymphomaniac cunt who looked shit scared at last nights debate.
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That’s because 3 of his rape victims plus Kathy Shelton were in the front row.
MSM have Clinton winning the debate, everybody else knows different.
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Was watching al Jazeera ,and there was a segment on birth control in Niger. They spoke to one woman who had ten kids before her husband died (she must have worn the cunt out ) and now the girls have grown up and given her a load of grandkids. Anyway they all live together in a hut with no income coming in (all the men have fucked off to Calais i think ) and she’s pissing and moaning about no organizations helping her and has told her daughters that the only help they can rely on is Allah . is it any wonder a lot off people hate these cunts when they turn their backs on contraception and then have a go at the doss cunts who try and help them and just put all their faith in an invisible cunt ,how fucking ungrateful . if any doss cunt aid worker was watching ,i hope they blacklist ( no pun ) the nymphomaniac slag…….i fucking hate al Jazeera…..
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Id suggest getting that madonna cunt over, or Jolie now she has a spare room, to buy a few – but they are probably out bidding each other in Haiti.
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