Mary Berry is a cunt…
This old prune says that fryers are dangerous and unhealthy, yet in the shops today I saw a Mary Berry Summer Pudding: with a fucking massive load of sugar in it…
Hypocritical old witch…
Nominated by: Norman
Mary Berry…another BBC employee cunt who’s half a million a year salary the license fee payer is forced to shell out for.
I know people who consider the BBC good value and are happy to pay, I’m not one of them, because it’s compulsory.
If they were forced to pay for the Cartoon Network or the Hackney Lesbian Alliance I’m sure they’d be singing a different tune.
Nominated by: J R Cuntley
(…and that Paul Hollywood is a right cunt too!)
I feel sorry for her husband… I bet the poor old cunt has never had a decent fried breakfast off her in his entire life (unless he nips to the local cafe or has a bit on the side)… I bet all his teeth have fallen out though…
Not that I would ever go near the Great British Cunt-Off, but my mrs tells me the cunts don’t even have eye level ovens on the show… Fucking hell, even we have one of those… Also, why is it that every TV chef/cook type is a cunt? That fat bastard, Gordon Ramsay, The Berry Witch, Hugh Cuntley Cuntercunt, Jamie ‘Cunt’ Oliver, Ainsley the Poofter etc… They must get a cunts diploma as well as a catering one…
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Well cunted Norm, Mary Berry is a corrupt hypocritical bitch she reminds me of that granny from futurama.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if she was inspiration for the character, looks like her too http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20100526152333
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This woman oozes cuntitude.
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Anjem Choudary only given 5 and a half years in prison.What a pisstake.Just hang the cunt preferably at the end of the cunts sentence.
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They are having a laugh, he will be out in 2 1/2. Fucking nothing. Cunts.
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The cunt used to be a lawyer, didn’t he? Has the judge given him a Sally? You know how they all stick together, even with a cunt like choudary.
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Q: How does a few smelly, lank haired, spoonfed student cunts doing an absurd ‘Black Lives Matter’ protest at an airport get to be today’s top headline and the lorry drivers who run the gauntlet of the psychotic wogs in Calais aren’t mentioned?
A: Because The BBC are cunts….
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Either way they would of spun it to make it look like the violent log throwing wogs were innocent children even though a great majority of them are 25-30 yrs or over.
Fuckers are starting fires in the highway and putting homemade explosives on the road. Wouldn’t be surprised if auntie wog said they were just playing with firecrackers or something.
Also I propose diane abbott be deported she has countless times proven how anti-british corrupt she is and with her recent protection of Vaz… On second thought could the whole labour party just be sent to the gulags? in a perfect world perhaps…
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Send all the labour cunts to the Jungle. Pound to a penny they would shit themselves within 5 minutes and start a blog on this esteemed site slagging off the murdering nutters.
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“Black Lives Matter”…Not to me. I couldn’t give a shit about them.
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Black lives matter so much that whites do the protesting cos the black can’t be arsed?
Is it maybe the majority of Black folk in the UK actually think it ain’t so bad, they seen Africa on the news and they seen the ghettos in the US.
Tower Hamlets ain’t so bad after all.
As for the wanky cause needy wankers protesting at Heathrow today, if the black folks want to protest they wouldn’t want to be represented by you fucking cunts
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There are large number of photographs of Mary Berry’s neck stored at the Royal College of Surgeons ……apparently they have been invaluable to students wanting to specialize in scrotal reconstruction……
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I’d slip the old dear a length. Bet she gives a hell of a good gum-job when she gets those false teeth out. Fanny might be a bit powdery,but slap a bit of axle-grease on and get in there.
Still better than waking up to Keith Vaz waving his cock at you.
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Mary Berry is just another cheap BBC programme but her Summer pudding is really fucking ace ,bags of sugar and needs fresh cream and real ice cream not the low sugar bollocks to give you a real rush.
Best eaten after a honking good plate of roast beef ,preceded by several pints of Timmy Taylors and at least one bottle of Rioja reserva.
Only a bright painted cunt would disagree.
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Mary Berry is proof of parallel universes in an infinite multiverse. The laws of probability says she must exist but I cannot for a moment believe she exists in my world. One can only deduce that there has been some sort of portal opened between our reality and hers allowing time streams to overlap and hence allowing us a glimpse into the horror filled simultaneous realities separated from our own by Nano seconds and microns.
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Berry won’t be too pleased when the BBC top brass cunts call and say, ‘Sorry, Love, you’re too old (and too white)… We’re replacing you with Bake-Off Winner, muslim superstar, best thing since sliced bread, and the new face of BBC television, Nadiya Hussain… When that time comes, Berry will wish she’d never set eyes on the token cunt…
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Maybe Nadiya can scream an Allah Akbar rip the cord from the Abaya and take every cunt and compare in the tent out with her up to see Allah. That would be about the time I may tune in.
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Once again, this totally highlights the “money for old rope” culture the media are spoonfeeding everyone with. Saying things like fryers are unhealthy, then churning out a trailer-load of cakes packed with sugar is seriously pot, kettle. How in the orange stained piss can series after series of making cakes and bread be deemed the next “new thing” in the eyes of sheep public? Baking is as old as the hills. Clearly some of these self-proclaimed kitchen demigods appear to believe they invented it? Just shows that any old wank will pass as suitable viewing these days.
The days of the whole family watching TV together are now dead and dusted. Glad I don’t watch any of it. Pile of toss.
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Mary Berry is a fucking old slag with a fishy shrivelled up kebab minge hole
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She looks like Bub, the tame zombie from the 1985 film Day of the Dead. Without his personality of course….
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