Kids are cunts…
Looking forward to the little fuckers going back to school… I am sick of these little bastards ruining my dinner hour with their screaming, tantrums, and those sadistic little cunts that chase pigeons…
Not to mention their parents doing fuck all when the brats act up and are generally foul…
Fucking cunts…
Nominated by: Norman
You are fucking joking mate aren’t you? The roads will now be choked with fucking great 4×4’s totally out of control because the wanky tarts driving will be texting, applying make up or pushing half their arm up into mingetown.
Six weeks of relatively cuntfree driving will be replaced by painted slags showing off the latest car they didn’t buy with all the skills of a lobotomised penguin.
Fuck that ,give the little bastards 6 months holiday ,most of them won’t know the difference.
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Totally sums up what I was going to say, another 15 – 20 minutes on the morning drive so the little snot noses can waste my tax. Wouldn’t mind some kind of gratitude from the hotter MILFs, flashing their tits as I drive past would be a start
Cunts
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Yep, the roads are fucking choc-a-block again, with Mummy taking her spoil, self-loving little cunts the whole 1/2 mile to school, because God forbid the little fuckers should actually have to walk it. Whilst doing this, normally in, as Mr TB mentions above, a huge great 4×4 or some other shitty version of, thus slowing down all us poor shits who actually have to be somewhere in the morning.
And why, why we’re on the subject of driving, are Asian women so FUCKING awful at driving? And doing it whilst sitting in a Mercedes that their fat cunt husband, who rents out 10 houses with an occupancy of 50 rent-benefit supplemented migrants each, has bought for them.
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chris Boardman is a whining motherfucker of a cunt and a complete bag of shite. He appears on BBC breakfast complaining about “the dangers” he and his cunt fellow bicyclers face when using the roads (or pavements) that they don’t pay for and expecting motorists to fund “special cycle lanes”. Fuck off you cheeky cunt!!! It would be better to send these retards to special schools to learn the meaning of road signs, traffic lights and pavements.. The sad thing is he probably believes all his half witted bullshit about “saving the planet” and thinks that anyone gives a flying fuck about what he thinks about his playtime on kid’s toys. What makes it a sport anyway ? Is it cos they all like to dress up as faggots ? He even admitted on national TV that he encourages his brats to cycle on the pavement because “it’s safer”. It’s illegal you fuckwit !! Why hasn’t he been prosecuted ? Probably cos he up the xchief constables’ arse. What a complete cunt !
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Didn’t that cunt ride round the world on a motorbike hanging onto the coat tails of Ewan (call me cunt) McGregor? Probably made a fortune out of it too ‘cos they made a TV series and no doubt some shite ghost written book. You weren’t so green then were you? Weasel faced toe rag cunt.
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that was charlie boorman who is also a cunt
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Who is this chris boredman then?
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some cyclist cunt
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Let’s not forget the horrible little cunts making bus travel impossible in London in the mornings and afternoons. The ill-mannered, noisy, worthless little fuckpigs. Still, better they fuck off the fare-paying public than have one fat little cunt waddle to school. I hate kids, I hate their cunt parents as well.
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If any kid lives within a four mile radius of their school, they should be obliged to walk to school. Get some beef off the lazy, lardy cunts.
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If your on a bus you have to expect to mix with the great unwashed, peoples brats and fuck knows who else.
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The superlative Rogers Profanisaurus has a brilliant name for buses. Scum shovels. If you don’t have a copy, find one, great bog time reading. Viz, at it’s best, although it’s all readers suggestions. Pc it ain’t ?
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my 2007? Magna Farta copy is getting very dog-eared now but there’s supposed to be some later versions knocking about. I’d be a bit wary about buying a 2nd hand copy in case it’s as shit-infested as mine.
Jonathan Miller referred to London Underground as the Electric Sewer and that was about 25 years ago. Fuck knows what he’d call it today
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being a cunt i forgot to post the wikipedia link to the Profanisaurus but when I did the site rejected it as spam
so you’ll have to look it up yourselves
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I live in an area where there are also a lot of middle class parents of the wanky type and every one of theur kids has one of thise scooter things. The fucking things were low tech in the 70s why are they popular again?.The cunts get under your feet everywhere. I’ve even seen adults going to work on them,must be slower than fucking walking!.Retarded ridiculous cunts
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Cunts taking their mini cunts to the supermarket, and the little fuckers have those stupid trainers with the wheels in the heels. I hate shopping anyway, but when it’s like a disabled skate park, or they let them charge around with the trolley. CUNTS!
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And why do cunts with kids get their own parking spaces? They get preferencial parking just because they managed to push out a brat? It isn’t splitting the fucking atom, people have been pulling that trick off for a while now. And ASDA even clamp you if you park in one of “their” spaces. Cunts,
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I feel your pain, Norm. They will be back at school soon but then their will be another holiday in about a week and a half, maximum 2 weeks. After all we cannot expect teachers to work the same sorts of time as real people. They only work from 9 am to 3 pm and they have enough breaks in that so called working day and then how much holiday do the cunts get? I make it they get 15 fucking weeks off per year! What a bunch of cunts! Its no wonder kids come out of school and can’t read or write, they are hardly ever there. In fact, fuck the kids it is the teachers we should be cunting, lazy fucking cunts!
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Bring back bullying.
There are far too many fat,effeminate, spoiled brats wandering about A good dose of bullying might encourage the bastards to get their lives sorted. Their parents probably need a good smack too,for letting the ill-mannered shits get away with it.
Most kids who complain about bullying have probably brought it on themselves and unless they learn a valuable lesson in standing up for themselves will probably go on to being bullied as adults….or join the police.
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Ladyboy Gaga is still a cunt…
This talent-free tosspot has resurfaced with yet more ‘controversial’ and ‘shocking’ music (for want of a better word!)… This chickboy cunt’s ‘work’ has fuck all to do with music or songs… Take away the tiresome ‘shock’ value, the gimmicks, costumes, the smoke and mirrors and there’s just a streak of nowt… Just a cunt who looks like Plug from The Bash Street Kids with lipstick…
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I loathe that cunt gaga , her music sounds like audible diarrhea. Only queers and kids too young enough to know that gaga stole all her musical ideas from madonna and madonna stole off cher and so on. She is rumored to be a tranny
The thing they all have in common though, is they are all insufferable no talent attention seeking cunts
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This is hilarious
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Also, why is it, these days kids can’t play outside without screaming like they’re being murdered? Not just acting daft and shouting like all kids do (or used to), the little bastards let out blood curdling screams.. I’d say their parents might be worried sick, but most of them are useless and do fuck all when they hear such noises… Bloody annoying as fuck for the rest of us though… Doing the garden and some little cunt is screaming like they have Attila The Hun chasing them… Little fuckers…
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Probably hyped up like Christian Bale in “American Psycho” on all the sugar the spineless parents feed them to make them go away, so they can veg in front of Jeremy Kyle or Matthew Wright (both cunts).
“Mummy, Patrick is chasing me naked with a chainsaw again”
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I love that film. The book though…..the only thing I have ever read that made me feel like it was doing me psycological harm. And not in a good way.
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I loved the film, but well done on finishing the book, I think the only harm it did me was boring me to fucking death !
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Too right Norman. I’m sitting here, trying to watch a Battle of Britain documentary with my earphones jammed hard into my ears and three hedges over, a collection of spoilt bastard cunt kids are not just playing…they’re fucking screaming so fucking loud, I can’t even hear myself think. Fuck this.
Fucking cunt kids. Fucking cunt parents (who are more than likely having an arf-arf session with Roger and Wendy from the Parents Association). Village life is peaceful….my decorated arse it is. People like that don’t have to work hard at being cunts. Cuntage is theirs by right of birth.
I’ll drop a life size cardboard cutout of Savile off in their garden and see how they like it. Bastards, cunts and arseholes.
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Harnaam Kaur is a cunt…
Can such a thing even exist? Afraid so….
https://twitter.com/harnaamkaur
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What the fuck !
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Is it Eurovision again already?
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I want this cunts’ picture as my new avatar. That should throw plod off the scent.
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What a cunt. I feel sick just looking at the photo. Fucking perve.
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Did you not see it? It’s been the #1 trending story on the BBC News website all day.
During my dinner break I made the mistake of trying to find some “News” on the beeb site and cos I was using my shit phone this nothing of a story kept on flashing up (while I tried to read about the positives of brexit or what the nasty cunts in the Calais jungle were up to – if there were any of those articles on there).
So a girl with a beard. So fucking what! Back in the day they were called freaks, as in carnival “freak shows”. Back in the day this fucker would get a sixpence and a look of horror.
Nowadays in the PC spin world (as advertised by the BBC) it’s top modelling slots and worldwide press. For fuck’s sake!
You know, I’m sure there is still some news within the BBC News Desk, you just need CIA agents to fucking find it!
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Still is a freak show when you cut through all th PC spin.
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If her face is anything to go by, her fanny must have four dimensional pubic hair. Time to start a vigilante movement armed with razors. A bit like Glasgow in the 1950s. However, I’ve just had a thought – this person is possibly a pre-op transexual (male to female), rather than an OOANM (owner of a natural minge). The testosterone tablets are obviously not working or fake. He/she needs a blood transfusion from Caster Semenya whose surname comes from her vaginal secretions.
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Please keep your kids the hell away from me.
I wish them no harm, but they are highly contagious and I’m self employed.
The lack of responsible parenting is also grating on my tits.
Thanks.
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Sickly parents bringing their brats’ viruses to work are cunts.
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Not to mention dropping them off in school when they’ve had a dose of the scouers and have been spewing like whales all fucking weekend in order to “spread the love” amongst all the other kids.
The inconsiderate cunts who do that (knowing full well their kid(s) are bad) want blinding – the cunts!
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My children all walked to school, I didnt (and still dont drive) so they had to walk, it was good for them we walked to school in all weathers and they were never late , unlike so many who were driven to school and still could not bloody get there on time. When they went to secondary school they all 3walked it was 3 miles there and 3 miles home every day again in all weathers. My eldest son changed school in year 2 secondary and had to get a bus it was 15 miles but still was never late and never missed a day. They were all (and still are) physically fit and healthy 99.999% of the time.
I have to admit I am 50/50 on this one as I detest other peoples children, these days they are all such entitled whinge sickly unpleasant coddled little fuckers with parents who are the same . when they are off school we don’t have hoards of badly behaved little spunk buckets wandering past our house screaming at the tops of their voices “OI TRACE< DID YOU SEE DERWAYNE AND MEECHELLE SNOGGING AT DIINER" "NAH BUT LETS ALL SHOUT AND FUCKING SWEAR AND SHOVE EACH OVVER INTO PEOPLE AND GARDENS AS WE PASS COZ WE IS WANK STAINED SCUM WIV NO MANNORS WHATEVER DE FUCK DEY IS" At least during holidays I can avoid the little bastards by going out at certain times usually any time before 1pm as they are all sleeping and so are the lazy dumb ass parents. But at least during term time I can go out when I want , mind you I still have to fight with other (ethnic type) scum on the busses. I do agree about pigeon bothering I detest that , what I detest more is the parents who actively encourage it. I have been heard and loudly shushed by Mr Me saying LITTLE FUCKERS why don't the parents tell them off it's cruel. If I chased their kid like that they would have me arrested. Mr Me says I am turning into Victor Meldrew , sorry mate too late I was already there 10 years ago 😉
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